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Posted: 9/1/2014 9:22:23 AM EDT
Town Of 600 Sexy Brazilian Women Desperately Seeks Men For Love, Marriage; But Don't Plan To Stick Around

Published August 29, 2014/
Fox News Latino

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/lifestyle/2014/08/29/town-600-sexy-brazilian-women-desperately-seeks-men-for-love-marriage-but-dont/

I can image this would be the official ARFCOM Apocalypse bug-out location.

I predict they may be invaded by an army of men in fedoras, looking up the term "M'lady" in their English/Portuguese dictionaries.

Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:26:11 AM EDT
[#2]
Sounds like a pack of cannibals that exhausted the local food source are calling for some take out.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:52:55 AM EDT
[#4]
Crazy! This has to be the fourth town in Brazil they've found like this.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:56:50 AM EDT
[#5]
wanted.

men to give us money but not have sex with us.

where do I sign up?
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:06:23 AM EDT
[#6]
Or, just a crazy thought here, they could move somewhere else where their prospects of finding a husband would improve. Crazy, I know.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:06:28 AM EDT
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wanted.

men to give us money but not have sex with us.

where do I sign up?
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Is that how you read it?

I read it differently .......

Live in a town away from the bitch.

Come back on weekends to fuck her brains out.

Go back home until the next weekend.


Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:08:09 AM EDT
[#8]


I don't think so.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:12:39 AM EDT
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Is that how you read it?

I read it differently .......

Live in a town away from the bitch.

Come back on weekends to fuck her brains out.

Go back home until the next weekend.


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wanted.

men to give us money but not have sex with us.

where do I sign up?



Is that how you read it?

I read it differently .......

Live in a town away from the bitch.

Come back on weekends to fuck her brains out.

Go back home until the next weekend.





That's how i took it.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:16:14 AM EDT
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wanted.



men to give us money but not have sex with us.



where do I sign up?
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Yeah . . . jumping for joy



What's their translation of "Friend Zone" , down there  
 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:19:17 AM EDT
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wanted.





men to give us money but not have sex with us.





where do I sign up?

Is that how you read it?





I read it differently .......





Live in a town away from the bitch.





Come back on weekends to fuck her brains out.





Go back home until the next weekend.

That's how i took it.
There are thousands already that have that arrangement with 'wives' in Mexico ...worked with two different suckers who send hundreds to them every month.





Poor saps that fall for that shit are their own worst enemies





ETA......a friend told me of a guy we knew that was ACTUALLY going to start the process of bringing over some Ukranian whore



Who falls for that shit in this day and age
 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:28:25 AM EDT
[#12]
Death by snu snu?
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:35:16 AM EDT
[#13]
Dupetastic
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:38:28 AM EDT
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There are thousands already that have that arrangement with 'wives' in Mexico ...worked with two different suckers who send hundreds to them every month.

Poor saps that fall for that shit are their own worst enemies


ETA......a friend told me of a guy we knew that was ACTUALLY going to start the process of bringing over some Ukranian whore

Who falls for that shit in this day and age


 
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wanted.

men to give us money but not have sex with us.

where do I sign up?



Is that how you read it?

I read it differently .......

Live in a town away from the bitch.

Come back on weekends to fuck her brains out.

Go back home until the next weekend.





That's how i took it.
There are thousands already that have that arrangement with 'wives' in Mexico ...worked with two different suckers who send hundreds to them every month.

Poor saps that fall for that shit are their own worst enemies


ETA......a friend told me of a guy we knew that was ACTUALLY going to start the process of bringing over some Ukranian whore

Who falls for that shit in this day and age


 


They wear fedoras and have beards on their necks.

On a side note, I had a friend in high school from Russia whos mom was a mail order bride. She wasn't a whore but actually a doctor.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:04:36 PM EDT
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They wear fedoras and have beards on their necks.

On a side note, I had a friend in high school from Russia whos mom was a mail order bride. She wasn't a whore but actually a doctor.
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wanted.

men to give us money but not have sex with us.

where do I sign up?



Is that how you read it?

I read it differently .......

Live in a town away from the bitch.

Come back on weekends to fuck her brains out.

Go back home until the next weekend.





That's how i took it.
There are thousands already that have that arrangement with 'wives' in Mexico ...worked with two different suckers who send hundreds to them every month.

Poor saps that fall for that shit are their own worst enemies


ETA......a friend told me of a guy we knew that was ACTUALLY going to start the process of bringing over some Ukranian whore

Who falls for that shit in this day and age


 


They wear fedoras and have beards on their necks.

On a side note, I had a friend in high school from Russia whos mom was a mail order bride. She wasn't a whore but actually a doctor.


Enrollment in samba dancing classes and sales of straw, summerweight fedoras just went through the roof.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:24:29 PM EDT
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That's how i took it.
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wanted.

men to give us money but not have sex with us.

where do I sign up?



Is that how you read it?

I read it differently .......

Live in a town away from the bitch.

Come back on weekends to fuck her brains out.

Go back home until the next weekend.





That's how i took it.


Its such a great deal, that they have a shortage of men to sign up.

take it however you want.

yes, a magical island of sex crazed women who want no strings attached sex but don't really like men.

SURRREE.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 5:51:09 PM EDT
[#17]
Having visited Sao Paolo and Rio (best academic conferences I have ever attended!) I don't think the men in Brasil are as deprived of sex as North Americans, Sylvan.

On the other hand, the women might enjoy in living in/working in/running their little town, and not want to move. From the photos, it seems like there a lot of blue eyed and even some Japanese-ancestry women involved in farming.

And, given the lack of men over 18, a surprising dearth of stories of 30 year old school teachers seducing 16 year old boys.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 6:11:50 PM EDT
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Is that how you read it?

I read it differently .......

Live in a town away from the bitch.



Come back on weekends to fuck her brains out.

Go back home until the next weekend.


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Quoted:
Quoted:
wanted.

men to give us money but not have sex with us.

where do I sign up?



Is that how you read it?

I read it differently .......

Live in a town away from the bitch.



Come back on weekends to fuck her brains out.

Go back home until the next weekend.




Yup, ya get to drive the hell out of the car and ya don't have to put up with the little quirks.


Link Posted: 9/1/2014 6:14:40 PM EDT
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Sweet Jesus, there are four of them?


Fuck japan, I'm moving to Brazil!!!
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 6:22:00 PM EDT
[#20]
They made a movie about this town a while back. "Turistas".
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