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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:16:48 AM EDT
[#1]
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No dry spell and the crazier the better 
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There comes a time in every man's dryspell that he comes to overlook the woman's level of crazy-eye. She has a strong enough crazy-eye I'd have to be celibate for about twenty years to consider it. YMMV
Do it. I'm 32 and if I was single I'd be all over that crazy. She looks like quite an amusement ride. Shame is for the low self esteemers. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:24:24 AM EDT
[#2]
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Fuck it I'm Foing Well, damn it. He actually amused me. His name was ilikeporkchops. He fent. 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:26:26 AM EDT
[#3]
Post up OP. It's now the morning after
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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:26:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:42:01 AM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 54 year old woman invited me over...I'm 46 Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I would not. But you should and tell us about it... I'd hit it, and I'm only 44. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 11:51:07 AM EDT
[#6]
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Post up OP. It's now the morning after He's fone.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:03:22 PM EDT
[#7]
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famous last words Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fuck it I'm Foing famous last words DAY 1! And in.
ETA: SHIT! Someone beat me too it. 
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:08:18 PM EDT
[#8]
NO FO! NO FO! I REPEAT, NO FO! EGRESS!! EGRESS!!
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:14:37 PM EDT
[#9]
Crazy eyes!
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:15:34 PM EDT
[#10]
Yes. Go and never come back. Never come back.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:15:39 PM EDT
[#11]
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Crazy eyes! It's the cataracts. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:16:07 PM EDT
[#12]
I wonder if she had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get some?
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:16:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:18:52 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do it! Shamefully this^
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:28:04 PM EDT
[#15]
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He's fone. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Post up OP. It's now the morning after He's fone. Relax. He fent, and is likely just enjoying his post coital breakfast. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:28:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Is OP still alive?
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:33:57 PM EDT
[#17]
In for aar...
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:37:31 PM EDT
[#18]
DAY 2!
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:46:49 PM EDT
[#19]
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DAY 2! OP got spacedocked and is now undergoing hepatitis treatment |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:48:47 PM EDT
[#20]
In for the AAR's.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 12:48:52 PM EDT
[#21]
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He left as ilikeporkchops. He came back as ilovequiche.
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He left as ilikeporkchops. He came back as ilovequiche.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:10:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:13:37 PM EDT
[#23]
OP found out she had flesh eating toliet noogie's.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:16:20 PM EDT
[#24]
Is OP officially missing?
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:19:10 PM EDT
[#25]
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I wonder if she had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get some?
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:25:06 PM EDT
[#26]
Oh what the hell.....in.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:31:03 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is OP officially missing? |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:36:42 PM EDT
[#28]
OP better give us an update..
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Posted: 9/1/2014 2:41:53 PM EDT
[#29]
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OP better give us an update.. Be careful what you ask for. It could include photos. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:03:15 PM EDT
[#30]
The eyes say crazy, but the lips say golf ball through a garden hose. Tough choice.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:04:37 PM EDT
[#31]
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The eyes say crazy, but the lips say golf ball through a garden hose. Tough choice. Easy choice. Let her do you right, then blast it in her eyes like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park, and make your escape. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:13:05 PM EDT
[#32]
RIP OP
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:22:02 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy choice. Let her do you right, then blast it in her eyes like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park, and make your escape. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The eyes say crazy, but the lips say golf ball through a garden hose. Tough choice. Easy choice. Let her do you right, then blast it in her eyes like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park, and make your escape. nothing says a fast escape like a baby batter facial |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:24:25 PM EDT
[#34]
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nothing says a fast escape like a baby batter facial Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The eyes say crazy, but the lips say golf ball through a garden hose. Tough choice. Easy choice. Let her do you right, then blast it in her eyes like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park, and make your escape. nothing says a fast escape like a baby batter facial Damn straight. |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:28:35 PM EDT
[#35]
So did OP die?
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:47:47 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So did OP die? no, he's at the tattoo shop waiting to get his tattoo |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 3:56:43 PM EDT
[#37]
I'd hit it but wouldn't admit it!
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Posted: 9/1/2014 4:03:30 PM EDT
[#38]
His name was Ilikeporkchops.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 4:20:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2014 4:20:51 PM EDT
[#40]
I just got a call from the Free Clinic.
They need somebody to come down and pick up somebody named ilikeporkchops. He is so doped up from all the STD inoculations he can't drive.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 4:29:24 PM EDT
[#41]
She could be in a remake of The Wizard of Oz.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 4:43:55 PM EDT
[#42]
OP done caught the gonnaherpasyphylaids from a post-op tranny with a mangled-up crotchal region.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 4:47:55 PM EDT
[#43]
OP has went into the bad idea dimension with " Shaun of the dead". RIP.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 4:48:57 PM EDT
[#44]
Last Login Date:
31/8/2014 11:35:10 PM EDT Last Post Date: 1/9/2014 1:01:56 AM EDT He fent.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 5:01:48 PM EDT
[#45]
I call dibs on his guns / ammo.
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Posted: 9/1/2014 5:46:25 PM EDT
[#46]
Another hour has passed....poor chops
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Posted: 9/1/2014 5:52:02 PM EDT
[#47]
FOing . . . FOing . . . Fent . . .
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Posted: 9/1/2014 5:54:24 PM EDT
[#48]
So when do we form the search party?
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Posted: 9/1/2014 6:08:22 PM EDT
[#49]
Damn, I was hoping to catch you before you fent.
Give her your real phone number and let us answer her texts to you! |
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Posted: 9/1/2014 6:11:41 PM EDT
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So I guess the age old question " Can you die from excessive pegging ? " has been answered
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