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Posted: 8/31/2014 11:35:28 PM EDT

Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:36:16 PM EDT
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Oh God no...
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:37:48 PM EDT
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I would not. But you should and tell us about it...
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:38:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:38:53 PM EDT
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LOL 30 seconds
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:39:02 PM EDT
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54 year old woman invited me over...I'm 46



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:39:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:39:47 PM EDT
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Do it!
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:39:51 PM EDT
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FIFY
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:39:58 PM EDT
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There comes a time in every man's dryspell that he comes to overlook the woman's level of crazy-eye.



She has a strong enough crazy-eye I'd have to be celibate for about twenty years to consider it.  YMMV
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:40:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:40:04 PM EDT
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Give it a shot what have you got to lose.
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:40:42 PM EDT
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Gauging from some of your other threads, that one looks right up your alley.  You owe it to yourself to ride that hard.  You owe it to the rest of us to never post a picture of her in here again.
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:41:32 PM EDT
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Just imagine those lips around your you know what haha..

Whiskey- you're gonna need it.
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:42:05 PM EDT
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SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:42:08 PM EDT
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There comes a time in every man's dryspell that he comes to overlook the woman's level of crazy-eye.



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No dry spell and the crazier the better



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:42:24 PM EDT
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his name was ilikeporkchops......
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:42:34 PM EDT
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Give it a shot what have you got to lose.


...your soul.........





Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:43:23 PM EDT
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I've survived the crazy many times.

Can't kill me



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:43:51 PM EDT
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ... But in the morning
"Winston Churchill"
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54 year old woman invited me over...I'm 46

 




Give it a shot what have you got to lose.




...your soul.........
I have no soul



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:44:41 PM EDT
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Finally, should have been 1st post
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:44:53 PM EDT
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I was gunna post this.

I'll post this instead.....

Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:45:03 PM EDT
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Your avatar suggests you like it bloody
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:45:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:45:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:48:13 PM EDT
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I would hit it . But I am bored lately
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:48:57 PM EDT
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Is she the type to rip out her dentures and give you a gunmer or one of those depraved souls with jagged inplant spikes?

Does she smell of moth balls and noxema?
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:49:18 PM EDT
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Dat whig
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:50:06 PM EDT
[#29]
In!
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:50:19 PM EDT
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Is she the type to rip out her dentures and give you a gunmer or one of those depraved souls with jagged inplant spikes?



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Haven't met her ......Yet



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:52:26 PM EDT
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This is the only possible course of action for you, OP.



Get to work!



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:55:12 PM EDT
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Haven't met her him......Yet
 
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Haven't met her him......Yet
 


FIFY.

Nope nope nope nope nope. Wouldn't touch with a 40ft pole.
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:56:57 PM EDT
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YOLO
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:58:04 PM EDT
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Hey, OP.

















Do it. No balls.
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:58:19 PM EDT
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Fo!!!
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:58:53 PM EDT
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She will shread you in bed. At that age they know what to do and they don't mind telling you what they want you to do to them.
Link Posted: 8/31/2014 11:59:38 PM EDT
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speaking of, she told me she loves having balls in her mouth



 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:01:44 AM EDT
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Do it.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:03:26 AM EDT
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Do it. No balls.
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Watch it if she has those dental inplant spikes.. would not end well for you.
Unless you tagged a bevy of cougar and panther tail you might wanna bring a towel... they get messy.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:04:34 AM EDT
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Watch it if she has those dental inplant spikes.. would not end well for you.

Unless you tagged a bevy of cougar and panther tail you might wanna bring a towel... they get messy.
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Watch it if she has those dental inplant spikes.. would not end well for you.

Unless you tagged a bevy of cougar and panther tail you might wanna bring a towel... they get messy.
I'm an old guy.No such thing as a cougar to me



 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:05:34 AM EDT
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Paging xcr, we need a new picture drawn.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:06:56 AM EDT
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Do it. No balls.
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What are you planning to do with her balls?
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:09:42 AM EDT
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Maybe you should treat it like one of your tattoo threads.  Talk it up really big and then never deliver.
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What are you planning to do with her balls?
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What are you planning to do with her balls?
Save them for you



 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:11:42 AM EDT
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Buying too much shit and don't have any time to get it done





 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:12:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:13:02 AM EDT
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Maybe you should treat it like one of your tattoo threads.  Talk it up really big and then never deliver.








 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:13:19 AM EDT
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Save them for you
 
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Do it. No balls.
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Save them for you
 


Ehh just be a man and gargle them, heshe will appreciate you more for it probably.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:13:29 AM EDT
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Let us know how her dick tastes.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 12:13:55 AM EDT
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