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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:44:18 AM EDT
This stuff
Oh it hurts so good |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:48:13 AM EDT
[#1]
I believe I once heard that described as the feeling of a thousand angry gnomes kicking you in your junk.
The description seems pretty accurate.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:48:31 AM EDT
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I once made the mistake of first using Dr Bronner's peppermint soap after a particularly hot and humid 10k race that resulted in considerable chafing.
If THAT is what the refreshing burn is all about,you can effing keep that stuff |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:48:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:49:08 AM EDT
[#4]
I wish I had a foot worth of junk
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:50:01 AM EDT
[#5]
So, OP finally found out that he's masochistic.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:50:52 AM EDT
[#6]
Why would you sprinkle Gold Bond all over the crap in your basement and garage?
I don't get it. 
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:51:00 AM EDT
[#7]
Is the powder blue? Does it turn your junk blue? I can put up with the burning, to have a Smurf dick.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:51:50 AM EDT
[#8]
A little shake, a little tingle.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:53:41 AM EDT
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I'll stick to corn starch.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:55:31 AM EDT
[#10]
Blue balls?
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:57:32 AM EDT
[#11]
I use the regular yellow Gold Bond daily. I would not want to be without it.
On the junk, in the shoes, between the thighs.....it works. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 4:57:51 AM EDT
[#12]
Even though it says "foot" powder, nothing will change your three inch dick.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:05:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:11:30 AM EDT
[#14]
I love a little gold bond.
A man can get swampy without it. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:15:00 AM EDT
[#15]
Got the extra strength on accident. .. shit burns your testy satchel.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:15:52 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I love a little gold bond. A man can get swampy without it. Gold Bond is awesome. I'm still using the yellow bottle, I haven't even tried extra strength yet. The blue bottle? No thank you. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:20:21 AM EDT
[#17]
The green bottle it's the way to go. Just the right amount of menthol.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:20:56 AM EDT
[#18]
The fresh scent powder spray is awesome.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:22:06 AM EDT
[#19]
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A little shake, a little tingle. how inadequate would you feel if it was personally applied by Shaq? |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:23:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
The green bottle it's the way to go. Just the right amount of menthol. Yup |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:29:51 AM EDT
[#21]
Fire down a couple fist fulls of Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Thank me later. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:30:27 AM EDT
[#22]
I use the spray in the mornings. Helps prevent jungle crotch.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 7:09:14 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I believe I once heard that described as the feeling of a thousand angry gnomes kicking you in your junk. The description seems pretty accurate.
While the gold body powder feels like a thousand tiny elves tickling them. I remember telling another squad leader about using Gold Bond. I forgot to mention to not use the blue. I could hear him thru the wall in our hooch when he made that mistake. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 8:39:26 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
While the gold body powder feels like a thousand tiny elves tickling them. I remember telling another squad leader about using Gold Bond. I forgot to mention to not use the blue. I could hear him thru the wall in our hooch when he made that mistake. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
I believe I once heard that described as the feeling of a thousand angry gnomes kicking you in your junk. The description seems pretty accurate.
While the gold body powder feels like a thousand tiny elves tickling them. I remember telling another squad leader about using Gold Bond. I forgot to mention to not use the blue. I could hear him thru the wall in our hooch when he made that mistake. If you have jock itch or chaffing it will hurt worse obviously |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 8:42:38 AM EDT
[#25]
So, how long you had crotch rot?
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Posted: 8/31/2014 9:19:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I once made the mistake of first using Dr Bronner's peppermint soap after a particularly hot and humid 10k race that resulted in considerable chafing. If THAT is what the refreshing burn is all about,you can effing keep that stuff Dr. Bronner's soap is exactly what I was thinking when I clicked this. I showered at a friend's house, and they had Dr. Bronner's in the shower. The ol' cock'n'balls were in good shape, so it was just pleasantly bracing in the crotchal region, but it was rather more invigorating than I had bargained for on mine asshole. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 9:20:21 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
So, how long you had crotch rot? I had a horriffic case of jock itch lasted for months. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 9:23:56 AM EDT
[#28]
Holy shit! I thought I was the only one.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 9:28:18 AM EDT
[#29]
Evil prank idea: If you know someone that uses it, and they leave it in the medicine cabinet or locker, dump a few
bags of itching powder in it.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 9:29:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2014 9:46:36 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryBalm is sticky. Gold Bond powder dries things nicely. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 9:49:55 AM EDT
[#32]
Me too......the shit is awesome
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Posted: 8/31/2014 9:55:43 AM EDT
[#33]
Try rubbing some Nair on your coin purse
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Posted: 8/31/2014 10:02:22 AM EDT
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I think we just got promoted to the "30 most disturbing internet forums list"
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Posted: 8/31/2014 10:05:49 AM EDT
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My girlfriend has a bottle of menthol-something body wash that I grab and put a good handful of on my balls right off the bat every time I get in the shower. It feels fucking great.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 10:06:56 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Try rubbing some Nair on your coin purse |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 10:08:03 AM EDT
[#37]
Aloha, Mark |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 10:08:16 AM EDT
[#38]
Haven't used blue, use the green though.
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Posted: 8/31/2014 10:09:31 AM EDT
[#39]
Ah yes the gliding crowd
I run right guard powder spray. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 10:13:32 AM EDT
[#40]
OP has outed himself as Papa Smurf?
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Posted: 8/31/2014 10:14:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2014 10:15:35 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yup Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The green bottle it's the way to go. Just the right amount of menthol. Yup |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 10:26:38 AM EDT
[#43]
I feel system advancing as I speak to tell you guys to IM each other to discuss your "junk".
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:29:22 PM EDT
[#44]
This is what you should use on your balls, sez so right on the can.   |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:40:01 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I wish I had a foot worth of junk
Just put it on three times. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:40:55 PM EDT
[#46]
I use the blue from my toes to my waist, front and back every day. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:44:52 PM EDT
[#47]
I used this once.
Don't ask. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 5:52:10 PM EDT
[#48]
Apt username is apt 
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Posted: 8/31/2014 6:01:50 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My girlfriend has a bottle of menthol-something body wash that I grab and put a good handful of on my balls right off the bat every time I get in the shower. It feels fucking great. I wonder if it's tea tree oil soap. That feels minty fresh while you are bathing. It's supposed to be good for fungus stuff. |
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Posted: 8/31/2014 6:14:25 PM EDT
[#50]
This is the talc I use.
Smells good and keeps things dry |
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