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Posted: 8/29/2014 8:08:58 PM EDT
...adopted or generated here.

Stay in the boat/car.
It's generally safer there, legally and practically. Notable negative examples: Zimmerman, Kevin Ward Jr.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:10:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:11:26 PM EDT
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Pants up, don't loot.

Fergastan '14
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:12:32 PM EDT
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Paper plate for three ways.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:14:45 PM EDT
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"Get Both"

Genuine wisdom.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:16:30 PM EDT
[#5]
Don't stick it in crazy .
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The police are racist and will kill your dog for no reason
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:18:25 PM EDT
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Don't date at work.

Really good advice that virtually no one listens to
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:18:40 PM EDT
[#8]
Bitches love fruit plates.

There are no beans in chili.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:25:06 PM EDT
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In all fairness and truth, I met my wife at work.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:34:53 PM EDT
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Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:35:52 PM EDT
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Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:38:20 PM EDT
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Don't date at work.

Really good advice that virtually no one listens to


In all fairness and truth, I met my wife at work.

Congrats.  

You are worse than most.  





Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:40:53 PM EDT
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"FPNI"



It's like a law of the Universe
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:44:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:44:36 PM EDT
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Two is one and one is none.
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Congrats.  

You are worse than most.  


Happily married a shitload of years


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Don't date at work.

Really good advice that virtually no one listens to


In all fairness and truth, I met my wife at work.

Congrats.  

You are worse than most.  


Happily married a shitload of years



Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:47:44 PM EDT
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Can anyone confirm?
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:49:17 PM EDT
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Don't party with girl named Carrie who has tat sleeves and wears a leather skirt with leather high heels....








Or otherwise you'll wake up finding out that you are chained down to a bed.


Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:51:04 PM EDT
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The Ladder Theory... learn it, live it.  

 
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Also phrased as Don't dip your pen in company ink.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:55:11 PM EDT
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He was truly wise.  A teacher for all men.



Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:55:22 PM EDT
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I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:56:58 PM EDT
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Don't date horse chicks, redheads or nurses.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 8:58:57 PM EDT
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Failboat.  Don't ride the Failboat.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 9:05:37 PM EDT
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You seem... familiar
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 9:08:27 PM EDT
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If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid,




(I'm sure it's not a saying that originated on arfcom, but it's the first place I heard it - and it's brilliant)
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I like that one.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 9:12:19 PM EDT
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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Don't date at work.



Really good advice that virtually no one listens to




In all fairness and truth, I met my wife at work.
In all fairness I met my ex wife at work

 
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 9:26:36 PM EDT
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In all fairness and truth, I met my wife at work.
In all fairness I met my ex wife at work  

In all fairness, whats work
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 9:32:41 PM EDT
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I heard this here, and use it often.


Also. FO.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 9:34:54 PM EDT
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Alet, Ryan's steakhouse, and 9 vs. .45
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 9:38:02 PM EDT
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I first encountered the "Rule of Stupids" here.

Don't go stupid places, with stupid people, at stupid times, doing stupid things.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 9:38:48 PM EDT
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Oh, and how could I have forgot:

In on 1!!!111!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 9:40:36 PM EDT
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This is the only one that started here....So far.
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 9:45:15 PM EDT
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Lawyers:  Everybody hates them until they need one.
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Link Posted: 8/29/2014 10:01:59 PM EDT
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I seem to use these ones at work a lot

Play stupid games win stupid prizes
One is none and two is one.
*edit*  Was reminded of my constant use of get both.

What we need are t-shirts that we can buy from the arfcom store with these valuable lessons printed on the front and/or back along with a BFL.   Instead of "Got Milk?" on a black t-shirt you could have "Get Both"
Link Posted: 8/29/2014 10:13:19 PM EDT
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"I've had more intelligent conversations with my penis than you're ever going to have with a creationist who plays the monkey card."
- Mullah_Atari

Link Posted: 8/30/2014 3:44:52 AM EDT
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Fuck Arock
Link Posted: 8/30/2014 6:44:07 AM EDT
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It's better to have and not need, than to need and not have.
Link Posted: 8/30/2014 6:57:31 AM EDT
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I seem to use these ones at work a lot

Play stupid games win stupid prizes
One is none and two is one.
*edit*  Was reminded of my constant use of get both.

What we need are t-shirts that we can buy from the arfcom store with these valuable lessons printed on the front and/or back along with a BFL.   Instead of "Got Milk?" on a black t-shirt you could have "Get Both"
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Yes!  With a BFL on it. I'd buy at least two.
Link Posted: 8/30/2014 7:02:55 AM EDT
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I have a half-truism but I can't recall what it was Off the top of my head. I'm sure it'll Spring up soon enough. All the slings and arrows that rain on your mind.
Link Posted: 8/30/2014 7:05:51 AM EDT
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Don't fuck with the fanbois.
Link Posted: 8/30/2014 7:09:27 AM EDT
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Prepare your anus

Pepper Your Angus

Don't Fo
Link Posted: 8/30/2014 7:10:07 AM EDT
[#45]
Never go full retard.
Link Posted: 8/30/2014 7:16:20 AM EDT
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87.
Link Posted: 8/30/2014 7:28:42 AM EDT
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So much truth in the below, I shall expect my son to take them to heart.



Rule #1 don't stick your dick in crazy.



Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.



You cannot shake a whore tree and expect a wife to fall out.  




Link Posted: 8/30/2014 7:43:26 AM EDT
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The "three stupid rule" in an arfcommers sig.
Don't go to stupid places, with stupid people, and do stupid things.

Makes sense.
Link Posted: 8/30/2014 7:47:31 AM EDT
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This is the only one that started here....So far.
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This is the only one that started here....So far.


Sounds legit.  

   


 
Link Posted: 8/30/2014 8:16:25 AM EDT
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Well,one of two things is going to happen here,it's either going to work or it isn't.
Not from here,but it's stupid simple and it makes sense in quite a few situations.
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