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Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:58:38 PM EDT
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  I use to exclusively date Asians. The juice isn't worth the squeeze. They can cook but are fucking insane
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Whoo guess who just got their first African-American match?

I got an Asian earlier. She's like some sort of islander or something. No blacks yet though.

http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p691/nigelcornwallis/SC20140902-171336_zpsakcermz3.jpeg

http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p691/nigelcornwallis/SC20140902-184322_zps2ehhelks.jpeg



You bastard, I was just going to post that I really want to get an asian. I made a fool of myself the last time I talked to one on POF.

  I use to exclusively date Asians. The juice isn't worth the squeeze. They can cook but are fucking insane

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:59:38 PM EDT
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Talk about crazy eyes. She has em.

*shudder*  
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All the talk about Oreos, this one might be for you too
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I -  man  -  i?  That… may be a sign.




Oh snap!

Talk about crazy eyes. She has em.

*shudder*  



yep. she can see what you did there, and what you did over there, tomorrow.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 9:59:56 PM EDT
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There's too much of a difference between us; just look at her... bio.

"I'm Tall"

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:02:18 PM EDT
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I'm trying the "what should I do instead of college" title. No bites yet

this one should be good.  Is DiGiorno better than Delivery?
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:03:05 PM EDT
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From the misc tinder thread:

This is a recommended setup. It's not set in stone but it has been used with great success.
First off most your pics should not be selfies. Selfies can work for you, but you're better off without them. The importance of the quality of your pics can't be stressed enough. Pics with a setting, where you're somewhere are so much better than pics of you in your apartment.

Use the first picture to give the most favorable impression of you, either your facial aesthetics, your single-digit body aesthetics or being a dreamy phaggot with a puppy in his arms. Use the other pics to show yourself in a broad range of settings, from club/parties to sports to events and festivals. The more diverse you appear, the wider the net is you cast. And this results in high number of matches.
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I know we have some experts on here who can do ace tier photoshops. I'd like to have my face plastered over a stock photo of some dude on top of the Tetons.
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I appreciate this, thanks!





(do a little touch up on the zits too plz)
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:03:32 PM EDT
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OP, I'm mirin your text banter skills.  Shits gold.  
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From the misc tinder thread:

This is a recommended setup. It's not set in stone but it has been used with great success.
First off most your pics should not be selfies. Selfies can work for you, but you're better off without them. The importance of the quality of your pics can't be stressed enough. Pics with a setting, where you're somewhere are so much better than pics of you in your apartment.

Use the first picture to give the most favorable impression of you, either your facial aesthetics, your single-digit body aesthetics or being a dreamy phaggot with a puppy in his arms. Use the other pics to show yourself in a broad range of settings, from club/parties to sports to events and festivals. The more diverse you appear, the wider the net is you cast. And this results in high number of matches.


I know we have some experts on here who can do ace tier photoshops. I'd like to have my face plastered over a stock photo of some dude on top of the Tetons.


I am a photoshop expert. Send me an IM and I can make something happen.


I appreciate this, thanks!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg


Oh shit. this is about to get really good. haha
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:05:19 PM EDT
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Oh shit. this is about to get really good. haha
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Oh shit. this is about to get really good. haha

Tinder pick up line thread and a photoshop thread in one. Could this get any better?
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:05:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:06:31 PM EDT
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Oh shit. this is about to get really good. haha

Tinder pick up line thread and a photoshop thread in one. Could this get any better?


We're all gonna get some epic profile photos out of this thread.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:06:41 PM EDT
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Oh shit. this is about to get really good. haha

Tinder pick up line thread and a photoshop thread in one. Could this get any better?


I just don't know.


eta: he could photoshop my cock shooting an M4A1?

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:08:29 PM EDT
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Do bots give out (fake)phone numbers?
Edit: never mind google shows that it's fake
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:11:37 PM EDT
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There's too much of a difference between us; just look at her... bio.





"I'm Tall"





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There's too much of a difference between us; just look at her... bio.





"I'm Tall"










 

Sigh, kids these days.  Same height laying down.

 
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:20:01 PM EDT
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OP, do you have anything to say when they don't respond other than "Alyssa please" lol?
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:23:05 PM EDT
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OP, do you have anything to say when they don't respond other than "Alyssa please" lol?
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OP, do you have anything to say when they don't respond other than "Alyssa please" lol?

Maybe she doesn't like deviled eggs
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:24:08 PM EDT
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How the F did I miss this thread? Oh yeah, I was actually out meeting babes off Tinder.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:26:40 PM EDT
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OP, do you have anything to say when they don't respond other than "Alyssa please" lol?
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OP, do you have anything to say when they don't respond other than "Alyssa please" lol?


I generally don't say anything if they don't respond. It looks very needy. Just move on.

Often times they'll reply later, but don't try and goad them into it.


That was more for fun, sometimes they'll understand the fake neediness, but It's not a good idea to make a habit of it.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:30:38 PM EDT
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"Bacon Wrapped Shrimp, courtesy of TrojanMan "

Convince them that Trojan just developed a bacon flavored condom, size small
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:33:59 PM EDT
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Man challenge, OP. You won't even edit the title to include a "PHOTOSHOP REQUEST Pg31"

Do it.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:38:33 PM EDT
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I heard you kill it with the ladies, why you need tinder?
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:50:55 PM EDT
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Uh oh. She done did it now. Intense verbal beatdown inbound in 3.....2.....1.....

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Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:18:42 PM EDT
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I appreciate this, thanks!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg

(do a little touch up on the zits too plz)
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From the misc tinder thread:

This is a recommended setup. It's not set in stone but it has been used with great success.
First off most your pics should not be selfies. Selfies can work for you, but you're better off without them. The importance of the quality of your pics can't be stressed enough. Pics with a setting, where you're somewhere are so much better than pics of you in your apartment.

Use the first picture to give the most favorable impression of you, either your facial aesthetics, your single-digit body aesthetics or being a dreamy phaggot with a puppy in his arms. Use the other pics to show yourself in a broad range of settings, from club/parties to sports to events and festivals. The more diverse you appear, the wider the net is you cast. And this results in high number of matches.


I know we have some experts on here who can do ace tier photoshops. I'd like to have my face plastered over a stock photo of some dude on top of the Tetons.


I am a photoshop expert. Send me an IM and I can make something happen.


I appreciate this, thanks!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg

(do a little touch up on the zits too plz)





Thanks for giving me shit to work with.


Also......I got an asain!!!!



Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:19:38 PM EDT
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Determine it by the amount of farts flaring out your ass


That is fucking marriage material in my book!  
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Determine it by the amount of farts flaring out your ass


That is fucking marriage material in my book!  

Not quite yet, finding out if she likes chili or spaghetti sauce
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:27:19 PM EDT
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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me




I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me.



Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?
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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me




I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me.
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?




Nothing wrong with you, just the women online....








High Expectations and all that jazz.



 

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This girl isn't giving me a whole lot to work with.























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Ask her if she's better in bed than she is at talking
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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me




I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me.



Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?






Nothing wrong with you, just the women online....














High Expectations and all that jazz.

 



It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop.

 
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This girl isn't giving me a whole lot to work with.

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Get straight to the point. She wants the D.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:46:10 PM EDT
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Nothing wrong with you, just the women online....

High Expectations and all that jazz.
 
It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop.  
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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me

I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?


Nothing wrong with you, just the women online....

High Expectations and all that jazz.
 
It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop.  

Maybe because you're self deprecating and have low self esteem. Females don't like that shit
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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me




I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me.



Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?






Nothing wrong with you, just the women online....














High Expectations and all that jazz.

 



It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop.  




 
How old are you?  First girlfriend ever?  Virgin or no?  I'm an ugly bastard with little to no game, but some chicks are just super forward.  What do you do for a living?  Cheer up, chicks notice.
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High Expectations and all that jazz.
It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop.  
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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me

I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?


Nothing wrong with you, just the women online....
High Expectations and all that jazz.
It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop.  

With that attitude maybe, a woman will smell that type of desperation on you like a doe in heat (but with the opposite effect).

You can't control how you look but you can control:
If you stay in shape.
How you dress.
How you act.

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From the misc tinder thread:

This is a recommended setup. It's not set in stone but it has been used with great success.
First off most your pics should not be selfies. Selfies can work for you, but you're better off without them. The importance of the quality of your pics can't be stressed enough. Pics with a setting, where you're somewhere are so much better than pics of you in your apartment.

Use the first picture to give the most favorable impression of you, either your facial aesthetics, your single-digit body aesthetics or being a dreamy phaggot with a puppy in his arms. Use the other pics to show yourself in a broad range of settings, from club/parties to sports to events and festivals. The more diverse you appear, the wider the net is you cast. And this results in high number of matches.


I know we have some experts on here who can do ace tier photoshops. I'd like to have my face plastered over a stock photo of some dude on top of the Tetons.


I am a photoshop expert. Send me an IM and I can make something happen.


I appreciate this, thanks!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg

(do a little touch up on the zits too plz)



http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac329/shotgunfatcat/bear_zpsb840f44a.jpg

Thanks for giving me shit to work with.


Also......I got an asain!!!!

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac329/shotgunfatcat/Screenshot_2014-09-02-22-10-16_zps61vshg1j.png



DUDE, that's awesome

TYDM

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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me



I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me.


Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?




Nothing wrong with you, just the women online....



High Expectations and all that jazz.

 

It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop.  


Maybe because you're self deprecating and have low self esteem. Females don't like that shit
Really? Because in Online dating, women don't exactly get to see what my personality is like. They judge me off of a positive sounding profile, and a few photos, and an opener line. It's not like I'm going around hitting women up with "Hey, I know I'm a piece of shit, but I was wonder if you might be willing to give me a shot anyway??"



When I first started seeing my Ex... I remember her even telling me she envied my self esteem. I can do a pretty good job of faking self esteem when I want to.

 
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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me




I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me.



Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?






Nothing wrong with you, just the women online....














High Expectations and all that jazz.

 



It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop.  


 
How old are you?  First girlfriend ever?  Virgin or no?  I'm an ugly bastard with little to no game, but some chicks are just super forward.  What do you do for a living?  Cheer up, chicks notice.
31, Virgin, and she supposedly was one too.



I work as an EMT at a inner city detox facility. Work gets stressfull some days, and then I come home to no poon or companionship. Hard to cheer up under the circumstances.
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With that attitude maybe, a woman will smell that type of desperation on you like a doe in heat (but with the opposite effect).



You can't control how you look but you can control:

If you stay in shape.

How you dress.

How you act.



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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me



I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me.


Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?




Nothing wrong with you, just the women online....

High Expectations and all that jazz.

It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop.  


With that attitude maybe, a woman will smell that type of desperation on you like a doe in heat (but with the opposite effect).



You can't control how you look but you can control:

If you stay in shape.

How you dress.

How you act.



How can they sense it before they even have a chance to meet me, or even engage in an actual conversation? On Tinder, all they really have to go off of is my photo...

 
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:55:27 PM EDT
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This chick might be fun.  I hope this picture isn't enough to get the thread in trouble.





Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:57:27 PM EDT
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I got that guys cock too.





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This girl isn't giving me a whole lot to work with.

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Quite the wordsmith, her.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:57:38 PM EDT
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Then stop using online dating and go meet girls. If I was single I'd just join a gym with a solid community atmosphere and wait and see what happened.
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With that attitude maybe, a woman will smell that type of desperation on you like a doe in heat (but with the opposite effect).

You can't control how you look but you can control:
If you stay in shape.
How you dress.
How you act.

How can they sense it before they even have a chance to meet me, or even engage in an actual conversation? On Tinder, all they really have to go off of is my photo...  

Online yeah, it's mostly superficial. You'll have to get advice from someone with experience online.

I have better luck just talking to girls. Say hi, be respectful, maybe manage a compliment without being creepy. Go out with friends instead of by yourself. Don't be afraid to show interest in a girl, you can get a good idea about how they feel about you with casual conversation. Ask a girl out, even if she's going to say no, who cares. Just be polite no matter what she says and don't pester her. Repeat process as necessary (with other people) until the desired effect is achieved.

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Then stop using online dating and go meet girls. If I was single I'd just join a gym with a solid community atmosphere and wait and see what happened.
I've tried going to bars... and that was a total failure. It felt like everyone was in a "clique".... like people go out to be with their friends, not to meet with strangers. Also, I've never really done the bar scene... and really have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do. Don't know what bars to go to... etc.

 
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I've tried going to bars... and that was a total failure. It felt like everyone was in a "clique".... like people go out to be with their friends, not to meet with strangers. Also, I've never really done the bar scene... and really have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do. Don't know what bars to go to... etc.  
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Then stop using online dating and go meet girls. If I was single I'd just join a gym with a solid community atmosphere and wait and see what happened.
I've tried going to bars... and that was a total failure. It felt like everyone was in a "clique".... like people go out to be with their friends, not to meet with strangers. Also, I've never really done the bar scene... and really have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do. Don't know what bars to go to... etc.  



What did I just say? Don't go to a fucking bar. Are you looking for a hookup? Fine go find some skank. Are you looking for a relationship? Then find some place with a COMMUNITY and start going. Talk to people- guys and girls- make friends. You'll hit it off at some point. Gyms, outdoors type things, running club, whatever.
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It just doesn't quite work with the older crowd and I feel creepy expanding my range too low.
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Don't. Lots of women girls like older guys. If they respond they want to talk. Why is that creepy?
Link Posted: 9/3/2014 12:13:57 AM EDT
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Meetup.com and find a hiking group or something, brah.  I went on a meetup hike with a friend once, and there were in shape women galore.  Well, like 8.. But that was a group of 12 or so.. Not bad!
 



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What did I just say? Don't go to a fucking bar. Are you looking for a hookup? Fine go find some skank. Are you looking for a relationship? Then find some place with a COMMUNITY and start going. Talk to people- guys and girls- make friends. You'll hit it off at some point. Gyms, outdoors type things, running club, whatever.
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Then stop using online dating and go meet girls. If I was single I'd just join a gym with a solid community atmosphere and wait and see what happened.
I've tried going to bars... and that was a total failure. It felt like everyone was in a "clique".... like people go out to be with their friends, not to meet with strangers. Also, I've never really done the bar scene... and really have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do. Don't know what bars to go to... etc.  






What did I just say? Don't go to a fucking bar. Are you looking for a hookup? Fine go find some skank. Are you looking for a relationship? Then find some place with a COMMUNITY and start going. Talk to people- guys and girls- make friends. You'll hit it off at some point. Gyms, outdoors type things, running club, whatever.
I can't run because of a gun shot wound and vascular damage that resulted from it. However, Cycling works for me.
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