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I use to exclusively date Asians. The juice isn't worth the squeeze. They can cook but are fucking insane View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Whoo guess who just got their first African-American match? I got an Asian earlier. She's like some sort of islander or something. No blacks yet though. http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p691/nigelcornwallis/SC20140902-171336_zpsakcermz3.jpeg http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p691/nigelcornwallis/SC20140902-184322_zps2ehhelks.jpeg You bastard, I was just going to post that I really want to get an asian. I made a fool of myself the last time I talked to one on POF. I use to exclusively date Asians. The juice isn't worth the squeeze. They can cook but are fucking insane |
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Talk about crazy eyes. She has em. *shudder* View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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All the talk about Oreos, this one might be for you too <a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/pvtmcmuffin/media/wp_ss_20140902_0009_zps74923ed4.png.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/pvtmcmuffin/wp_ss_20140902_0009_zps74923ed4.png</a> I - man - i? That… may be a sign. Oh snap! Talk about crazy eyes. She has em. *shudder* yep. she can see what you did there, and what you did over there, tomorrow. |
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All the talk about Oreos, this one might be for you too <a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/pvtmcmuffin/media/wp_ss_20140902_0009_zps74923ed4.png.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/pvtmcmuffin/wp_ss_20140902_0009_zps74923ed4.png</a> View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
All the talk about Oreos, this one might be for you too <a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/pvtmcmuffin/media/wp_ss_20140902_0009_zps74923ed4.png.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/pvtmcmuffin/wp_ss_20140902_0009_zps74923ed4.png</a> There's too much of a difference between us; just look at her... bio. "I'm Tall" |
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I'm trying the "what should I do instead of college" title. No bites yet
this one should be good. Is DiGiorno better than Delivery? |
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I appreciate this, thanks! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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This would probably be a lot easier if I was using a non-beta picture of myself From the misc tinder thread: This is a recommended setup. It's not set in stone but it has been used with great success.
First off most your pics should not be selfies. Selfies can work for you, but you're better off without them. The importance of the quality of your pics can't be stressed enough. Pics with a setting, where you're somewhere are so much better than pics of you in your apartment. Use the first picture to give the most favorable impression of you, either your facial aesthetics, your single-digit body aesthetics or being a dreamy phaggot with a puppy in his arms. Use the other pics to show yourself in a broad range of settings, from club/parties to sports to events and festivals. The more diverse you appear, the wider the net is you cast. And this results in high number of matches. I know we have some experts on here who can do ace tier photoshops. I'd like to have my face plastered over a stock photo of some dude on top of the Tetons. I am a photoshop expert. Send me an IM and I can make something happen. I appreciate this, thanks! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg Oh shit. this is about to get really good. haha |
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[#8]
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Oh shit. this is about to get really good. haha View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I appreciate this, thanks! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg Oh shit. this is about to get really good. haha Tinder pick up line thread and a photoshop thread in one. Could this get any better? |
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[#10]
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Tinder pick up line thread and a photoshop thread in one. Could this get any better? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I appreciate this, thanks! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg Oh shit. this is about to get really good. haha Tinder pick up line thread and a photoshop thread in one. Could this get any better? We're all gonna get some epic profile photos out of this thread. |
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Tinder pick up line thread and a photoshop thread in one. Could this get any better? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I appreciate this, thanks! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg Oh shit. this is about to get really good. haha Tinder pick up line thread and a photoshop thread in one. Could this get any better? I just don't know. eta: he could photoshop my cock shooting an M4A1? |
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[#12]
Do bots give out (fake)phone numbers?
Edit: never mind google shows that it's fake |
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[#13]
Quoted: There's too much of a difference between us; just look at her... bio. "I'm Tall" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: All the talk about Oreos, this one might be for you too <a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/pvtmcmuffin/media/wp_ss_20140902_0009_zps74923ed4.png.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/pvtmcmuffin/wp_ss_20140902_0009_zps74923ed4.png</a> There's too much of a difference between us; just look at her... bio. "I'm Tall" Sigh, kids these days. Same height laying down. |
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[#15]
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OP, do you have anything to say when they don't respond other than "Alyssa please" lol? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
OP, do you have anything to say when they don't respond other than "Alyssa please" lol? Maybe she doesn't like deviled eggs |
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[#16]
How the F did I miss this thread? Oh yeah, I was actually out meeting babes off Tinder.
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[#19]
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OP, do you have anything to say when they don't respond other than "Alyssa please" lol? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
OP, do you have anything to say when they don't respond other than "Alyssa please" lol? I generally don't say anything if they don't respond. It looks very needy. Just move on. Often times they'll reply later, but don't try and goad them into it. That was more for fun, sometimes they'll understand the fake neediness, but It's not a good idea to make a habit of it. |
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[#20]
"Bacon Wrapped Shrimp, courtesy of TrojanMan "
Convince them that Trojan just developed a bacon flavored condom, size small |
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Man challenge, OP. You won't even edit the title to include a "PHOTOSHOP REQUEST Pg31"
Do it. |
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I appreciate this, thanks! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg (do a little touch up on the zits too plz) View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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This would probably be a lot easier if I was using a non-beta picture of myself From the misc tinder thread: This is a recommended setup. It's not set in stone but it has been used with great success.
First off most your pics should not be selfies. Selfies can work for you, but you're better off without them. The importance of the quality of your pics can't be stressed enough. Pics with a setting, where you're somewhere are so much better than pics of you in your apartment. Use the first picture to give the most favorable impression of you, either your facial aesthetics, your single-digit body aesthetics or being a dreamy phaggot with a puppy in his arms. Use the other pics to show yourself in a broad range of settings, from club/parties to sports to events and festivals. The more diverse you appear, the wider the net is you cast. And this results in high number of matches. I know we have some experts on here who can do ace tier photoshops. I'd like to have my face plastered over a stock photo of some dude on top of the Tetons. I am a photoshop expert. Send me an IM and I can make something happen. I appreciate this, thanks! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg (do a little touch up on the zits too plz) Thanks for giving me shit to work with. Also......I got an asain!!!! |
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<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/pvtmcmuffin/media/wp_ss_20140902_0020_zpsad1e4c54.png.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/pvtmcmuffin/wp_ss_20140902_0020_zpsad1e4c54.png</a> <a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/pvtmcmuffin/media/wp_ss_20140902_0021_zps745e37f2.png.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/pvtmcmuffin/wp_ss_20140902_0021_zps745e37f2.png</a> View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
<a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/pvtmcmuffin/media/wp_ss_20140902_0020_zpsad1e4c54.png.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/pvtmcmuffin/wp_ss_20140902_0020_zpsad1e4c54.png</a> <a href="http://s1290.photobucket.com/user/pvtmcmuffin/media/wp_ss_20140902_0021_zps745e37f2.png.html" target="_blank">http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b539/pvtmcmuffin/wp_ss_20140902_0021_zps745e37f2.png</a> Determine it by the amount of farts flaring out your ass That is fucking marriage material in my book! |
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That is fucking marriage material in my book! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me
I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? |
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Quoted: I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me. View Quote Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? Nothing wrong with you, just the women online.... High Expectations and all that jazz. |
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[#31]
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This girl isn't giving me a whole lot to work with. http://i.imgur.com/tDbITX8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yENwO8m.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VkyHXYm.jpg View Quote Ask her if she's better in bed than she is at talking |
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Quoted: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? Nothing wrong with you, just the women online.... High Expectations and all that jazz. |
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This girl isn't giving me a whole lot to work with. http://i.imgur.com/tDbITX8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yENwO8m.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VkyHXYm.jpg View Quote Get straight to the point. She wants the D. |
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[#34]
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Nothing wrong with you, just the women online.... High Expectations and all that jazz. It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? Nothing wrong with you, just the women online.... High Expectations and all that jazz. It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop. Maybe because you're self deprecating and have low self esteem. Females don't like that shit |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? Nothing wrong with you, just the women online.... High Expectations and all that jazz. How old are you? First girlfriend ever? Virgin or no? I'm an ugly bastard with little to no game, but some chicks are just super forward. What do you do for a living? Cheer up, chicks notice.
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Nothing wrong with you, just the women online.... High Expectations and all that jazz. It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? Nothing wrong with you, just the women online.... High Expectations and all that jazz. It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop. With that attitude maybe, a woman will smell that type of desperation on you like a doe in heat (but with the opposite effect). You can't control how you look but you can control: If you stay in shape. How you dress. How you act. |
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http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac329/shotgunfatcat/bear_zpsb840f44a.jpg Thanks for giving me shit to work with. Also......I got an asain!!!! http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac329/shotgunfatcat/Screenshot_2014-09-02-22-10-16_zps61vshg1j.png View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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From the misc tinder thread: This is a recommended setup. It's not set in stone but it has been used with great success.
First off most your pics should not be selfies. Selfies can work for you, but you're better off without them. The importance of the quality of your pics can't be stressed enough. Pics with a setting, where you're somewhere are so much better than pics of you in your apartment. Use the first picture to give the most favorable impression of you, either your facial aesthetics, your single-digit body aesthetics or being a dreamy phaggot with a puppy in his arms. Use the other pics to show yourself in a broad range of settings, from club/parties to sports to events and festivals. The more diverse you appear, the wider the net is you cast. And this results in high number of matches. I know we have some experts on here who can do ace tier photoshops. I'd like to have my face plastered over a stock photo of some dude on top of the Tetons. I am a photoshop expert. Send me an IM and I can make something happen. I appreciate this, thanks! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg http://i.imgur.com/O1HOWQ6.jpg (do a little touch up on the zits too plz) http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac329/shotgunfatcat/bear_zpsb840f44a.jpg Thanks for giving me shit to work with. Also......I got an asain!!!! http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac329/shotgunfatcat/Screenshot_2014-09-02-22-10-16_zps61vshg1j.png DUDE, that's awesome TYDM |
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Quoted: Maybe because you're self deprecating and have low self esteem. Females don't like that shit View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? Nothing wrong with you, just the women online.... High Expectations and all that jazz. It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop. Maybe because you're self deprecating and have low self esteem. Females don't like that shit When I first started seeing my Ex... I remember her even telling me she envied my self esteem. I can do a pretty good job of faking self esteem when I want to. |
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Quoted: View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? Nothing wrong with you, just the women online.... High Expectations and all that jazz. How old are you? First girlfriend ever? Virgin or no? I'm an ugly bastard with little to no game, but some chicks are just super forward. What do you do for a living? Cheer up, chicks notice. I work as an EMT at a inner city detox facility. Work gets stressfull some days, and then I come home to no poon or companionship. Hard to cheer up under the circumstances. |
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Quoted: With that attitude maybe, a woman will smell that type of desperation on you like a doe in heat (but with the opposite effect). You can't control how you look but you can control: If you stay in shape. How you dress. How you act. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've tried Tinder. None of the women I swipe to the right, ever like me back. I get matched with *NO ONE*... except the prostitutes and fake profiles. After a while, even the prostitutes stopped matching with me I tried POF.... none of the women respond to me. Tried Eharmony, ... and I've only been able to accomplish getting *ONE GIRLFRIEND* to stick around for about 2 months. So far, she's the only girlfriend I've ever had.... she didn't even go all the way with me. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? Nothing wrong with you, just the women online.... High Expectations and all that jazz. It's because I'm less desirable than a homeless man covered in poop. With that attitude maybe, a woman will smell that type of desperation on you like a doe in heat (but with the opposite effect). You can't control how you look but you can control: If you stay in shape. How you dress. How you act. |
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This girl isn't giving me a whole lot to work with. http://i.imgur.com/tDbITX8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yENwO8m.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VkyHXYm.jpg View Quote Quite the wordsmith, her. |
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]How can they sense it before they even have a chance to meet me, or even engage in an actual conversation? On Tinder, all they really have to go off of is my photo... View Quote Then stop using online dating and go meet girls. If I was single I'd just join a gym with a solid community atmosphere and wait and see what happened. |
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Quoted: Then stop using online dating and go meet girls. If I was single I'd just join a gym with a solid community atmosphere and wait and see what happened. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: ]How can they sense it before they even have a chance to meet me, or even engage in an actual conversation? On Tinder, all they really have to go off of is my photo... Then stop using online dating and go meet girls. If I was single I'd just join a gym with a solid community atmosphere and wait and see what happened. |
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I've tried going to bars... and that was a total failure. It felt like everyone was in a "clique".... like people go out to be with their friends, not to meet with strangers. Also, I've never really done the bar scene... and really have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do. Don't know what bars to go to... etc. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Meetup.com and find a hiking group or something, brah. I went on a meetup hike with a friend once, and there were in shape women galore. Well, like 8.. But that was a group of 12 or so.. Not bad!
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Quoted: What did I just say? Don't go to a fucking bar. Are you looking for a hookup? Fine go find some skank. Are you looking for a relationship? Then find some place with a COMMUNITY and start going. Talk to people- guys and girls- make friends. You'll hit it off at some point. Gyms, outdoors type things, running club, whatever. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: ]How can they sense it before they even have a chance to meet me, or even engage in an actual conversation? On Tinder, all they really have to go off of is my photo... Then stop using online dating and go meet girls. If I was single I'd just join a gym with a solid community atmosphere and wait and see what happened. What did I just say? Don't go to a fucking bar. Are you looking for a hookup? Fine go find some skank. Are you looking for a relationship? Then find some place with a COMMUNITY and start going. Talk to people- guys and girls- make friends. You'll hit it off at some point. Gyms, outdoors type things, running club, whatever. |
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