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Posted: 8/29/2014 1:23:33 AM EDT

[#1]

In on 2.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:24:57 AM EDT

[#2]

I'd never be taken alive, I'd kill myself before I surrendered.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:26:12 AM EDT

[#3]

You've been able to find cute women in tindr?

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:26:34 AM EDT

[#4]

It'shappening.jpg

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:27:28 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/29/2014 1:27:45 AM EDT

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Why kind of fucking name is Phallan?

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It's code for "has phallus"

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:28:39 AM EDT

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Stick your dipstick in it just once. Then you can always go back for a lay guaranteed

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:28:41 AM EDT

[#8]

And on the phalan front..

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:29:24 AM EDT

[#9]

Bean or no beans!!!

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:30:31 AM EDT

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Stick your dipstick in it just once. Then you can always go back for a lay guaranteed

Knock her up on the first date and you won't have to worry about birthcontrol for the next 9 months

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:30:34 AM EDT

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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:32:32 AM EDT

[#12]

TAG!

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:33:36 AM EDT

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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.

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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.

Ask Phallan where in the fuck did her name come from.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:34:16 AM EDT

[#14]

"How hairy are you?"

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:34:49 AM EDT

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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.

Ask Phallan where in the fuck did her name come from.

Roger that

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:35:27 AM EDT

[#16]

I've never heard of this tinder, but I guess you're meeting a lot of really dumb, slutty chicks on it- so maybe I should look into it. Really dumb, slutty chicks happen to be just my type....

Also, that's seriously very awesome. I don't think I've ever tried just using Arfcom thread titles as pickup lines...

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:36:30 AM EDT

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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.

Ask Phallan where in the fuck did her name come from.

Roger that

Thank you, you are both a gentleman and a scholar

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:37:52 AM EDT

[#18]

"Became a grandpa today"

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:38:35 AM EDT

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"Strokin' it! Arfdocs invited in."

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:39:20 AM EDT

[#20]

End well this will not

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:39:55 AM EDT

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OPSEC bro

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:42:43 AM EDT

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So, a nearby neighbor is spreading human waste on his fields 2 miles away...

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:43:36 AM EDT

[#23]

Looking for a good set of jumper cables ?

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:44:02 AM EDT

[#24]

This thread will have legs.

But I'm gonna crash soon.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:44:08 AM EDT

[#25]

Had a run in with some cougars this morning.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:44:21 AM EDT

[#26]

Dying here!

There's the "How Hairy Are You" poll
going on also.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:45:13 AM EDT

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But I'm gonna crash soon.

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They sell rip-its at gas stations now, just sayin.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:46:01 AM EDT

[#28]

Should a home buyer expect a new roof for free?

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:46:26 AM EDT

[#29]

Company will pay 80% of my tuition for a degree. What major should I choose?

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:46:36 AM EDT

[#30]

Holy shit this is good stuff here! Real genius level stuff.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:47:08 AM EDT

[#31]

Do you take offense to people who call you "buddy"

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:47:36 AM EDT

[#32]

Is it possible for children of different marriages to live under different rules under same roof?

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:48:03 AM EDT

[#33]

Would you kill an Elephant for Sport?

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:48:45 AM EDT

[#34]

Ask one of them if they think Jake the Snake is going to die.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:48:46 AM EDT

[#35]

Thinking about moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico - Is it a decent place to live?

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:49:15 AM EDT

[#36]

Eww haha

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:49:20 AM EDT

[#37]

And all these are just from my subscribed threads list... GD really is a goldmine.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:50:06 AM EDT

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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.

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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM.

I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless.

you told me everything I need to know about her. She is smart enough to know you are joking with her and she is playing along with you. Smart, hot, sense of humor. Bro, DO IT!!!

By the way, what the hell is snapchat?

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:52:08 AM EDT

[#39]

I just got canned!!!

Waterworld the movie, just how bad is it?

Why is Obama going gray?

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:52:16 AM EDT

[#40]

Damnit OP! I can't stop looking at every thread title as a pickup line! Doubling my time to pick threads to read.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:53:11 AM EDT

[#41]

Ask what she thinks you should use to keep your balls from sticking to your leg. Maybe if she has any personal recommendations.

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:57:21 AM EDT

[#42]

Finally, GD is back!!!

Posted: 8/29/2014 1:57:23 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/29/2014 2:05:23 AM EDT

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Does Shelena have a wart on her nose??

She's a witch!!

Posted: 8/29/2014 2:07:55 AM EDT

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This dude...if you go balls deep she will, I repeat will cut holes in the rubber then leg lock you when you get your nut.

Posted: 8/29/2014 2:10:45 AM EDT

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This dude...if you go balls deep she will, I repeat will cut holes in the rubber then leg lock you when you get your nut.

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This dude...if you go balls deep she will, I repeat will cut holes in the rubber then leg lock you when you get your nut.

Lol, I'll play it safe

Dragoncon!