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Posted: 8/28/2014 3:55:02 PM EDT
On a scale of 1 to 10?
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:55:35 PM EDT
[#1]
1

cant even grow a beard. What kind of a man am I? I should buy more AR's...
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:55:43 PM EDT
[#2]
Face, chest, back, or balls?
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:56:12 PM EDT
[#3]
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The whole package, bruh.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:57:29 PM EDT
[#4]
OP looking for bears?
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:58:06 PM EDT
[#5]
More hair on my back than most have on their body.  Beard is only so-so...not epic.  Undercarriage looks like I've got Buckwheat in the head-scissors.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:58:08 PM EDT
[#6]
I'm at least a solid 8, probably 9.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:58:17 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:58:40 PM EDT
[#8]
Not quite Chewbacca, but almost.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:58:51 PM EDT
[#9]
I went with a 2.  It takes me 5 days to grow a 5'oclock shadow.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:59:01 PM EDT
[#10]
I use my down hair to cover my top hair.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:59:32 PM EDT
[#11]
In before PJ
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 3:59:47 PM EDT
[#12]
Thinning on my head, but my ears, nose, and back make up for it.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:00:22 PM EDT
[#13]
No chest, or back hair. Very little arm pit hair. Can grow a small beard.




Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:00:29 PM EDT
[#14]
I picked 7. My beard doesn't extend above my jawline (I don't resell .22LR), but I'm pretty hairy elsewhere. Chest, abdomen, upper back, forearms, legs. My body hair is pretty fine and straight, rather than coarse and curly.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:00:45 PM EDT
[#15]
Very, except on the top of my head.........
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:01:17 PM EDT
[#16]
My neck hair and chest hair nearly meet. Definitely on the high end.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:03:36 PM EDT
[#17]
Let me put it this way. I may have had a little to much to drink last weekend and may have passed out in my camp trailer. My " friends" decided to paint my toenails and have a good laugh. They also filmed it. They are going to call it " messing with Sasquatch".
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:04:52 PM EDT
[#18]
I've recently started shaving my balls again.  So there's that.

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Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:05:12 PM EDT
[#19]
I'm so hairy, I can see the hair on my back
in my shadow.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:05:39 PM EDT
[#20]
I shave my face every other day.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:06:11 PM EDT
[#21]
You could make a woman's wig out of my ass hair and have some left over for a matching toupe
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:06:32 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:11:08 PM EDT
[#23]


7
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:12:53 PM EDT
[#24]
More than what I want on my body, not enough on my head
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:15:22 PM EDT
[#25]
5 I guess
Beard stash meh
Naked mole rat
Ukrainian Irish
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:15:36 PM EDT
[#26]
.5
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:16:00 PM EDT
[#27]
They call me Squatch at work.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:16:51 PM EDT
[#28]
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Pic needs a beater and gold chain to be accurate, amirite?



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Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:17:09 PM EDT
[#29]
I'm at the point that I have to use a trimmer in my ears and I'm only in my mid thirties
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:17:13 PM EDT
[#30]
I was fairly hairy but chemo decided I shouldn't be any more.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:20:41 PM EDT
[#31]
I couldn't grow a tier 1 beard even if I was a chia pet.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:22:50 PM EDT
[#32]
Hair on my head and face grows in epic proportions , not much anywhere else.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:25:40 PM EDT
[#33]
I'm hairy enough that if I were +7ft I might get mistaken for yeti.

Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:27:23 PM EDT
[#34]
A solid 8.5-9
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:31:28 PM EDT
[#35]
Hair on my ass qualifies me as hairySOB
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:32:19 PM EDT
[#36]
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That's about right. Hahahaha
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:34:23 PM EDT
[#37]
I'm about like Thomas Magnum. although my hair is thinning on top.
no Magnum stashe, but I could grow one in about 3-4 weeks.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:37:10 PM EDT
[#38]
If I were stranded in the woods for a month without a razor, my rescuers would think they've found Justa_TXbigfoot.

Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:44:10 PM EDT
[#39]
According to the DNA test, I'm higher than average Neanderthal, and my hyperbolic hirsutism supports that analysis.  When one of my grandkids looked in the bath tub after I took a shower they remarked, "There's so much hair in there, it looks like you washed a dog."  Basically, I wear a self grown sweater all over, all the time.  I even have hairy palms (and I have to wear glasses).
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:49:07 PM EDT
[#40]
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Pic needs a beater and gold chain to be accurate, amirite?



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And sandals with black socks.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:51:16 PM EDT
[#41]
<<<<<<< Screen name is from looking like I need a shave after I shave
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 4:59:19 PM EDT
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I've recently started shaving my balls again.  So there's that.

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Thank you for sharing.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 5:04:14 PM EDT
[#43]
A solid 4!
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 5:04:15 PM EDT
[#44]
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My neck hair and chest hair nearly meet. Definitely on the high end.
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Lol

All my hair meets.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 5:08:38 PM EDT
[#45]
7. Fishing buddies say "nice sweater" when I have my shirt off in the boat.

Link Posted: 8/28/2014 5:09:30 PM EDT
[#46]
zero
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 5:10:01 PM EDT
[#47]
For what it's worth, my great aunt told me I look like Wild Bill Hickok.I don't gamble.
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 5:15:26 PM EDT
[#48]
..I got ass hair that is so long I could braid it....
Link Posted: 8/28/2014 5:42:57 PM EDT
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Damn.

Link Posted: 8/28/2014 5:45:49 PM EDT
[#50]
The fucking questions you people ask..
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