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Posted: 8/28/2014 3:55:02 PM EDT
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cant even grow a beard. What kind of a man am I? I should buy more AR's... |
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More hair on my back than most have on their body. Beard is only so-so...not epic. Undercarriage looks like I've got Buckwheat in the head-scissors.
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I went with a 2. It takes me 5 days to grow a 5'oclock shadow.
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Thinning on my head, but my ears, nose, and back make up for it.
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No chest, or back hair. Very little arm pit hair. Can grow a small beard.
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I picked 7. My beard doesn't extend above my jawline (I don't resell .22LR), but I'm pretty hairy elsewhere. Chest, abdomen, upper back, forearms, legs. My body hair is pretty fine and straight, rather than coarse and curly.
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My neck hair and chest hair nearly meet. Definitely on the high end.
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Let me put it this way. I may have had a little to much to drink last weekend and may have passed out in my camp trailer. My " friends" decided to paint my toenails and have a good laugh. They also filmed it. They are going to call it " messing with Sasquatch".
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I've recently started shaving my balls again. So there's that.
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You could make a woman's wig out of my ass hair and have some left over for a matching toupe
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I'm at the point that I have to use a trimmer in my ears and I'm only in my mid thirties
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I was fairly hairy but chemo decided I shouldn't be any more.
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Hair on my head and face grows in epic proportions , not much anywhere else.
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I'm hairy enough that if I were +7ft I might get mistaken for yeti.
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I'm about like Thomas Magnum. although my hair is thinning on top.
no Magnum stashe, but I could grow one in about 3-4 weeks. |
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If I were stranded in the woods for a month without a razor, my rescuers would think they've found Justa_TXbigfoot.
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According to the DNA test, I'm higher than average Neanderthal, and my hyperbolic hirsutism supports that analysis. When one of my grandkids looked in the bath tub after I took a shower they remarked, "There's so much hair in there, it looks like you washed a dog." Basically, I wear a self grown sweater all over, all the time. I even have hairy palms (and I have to wear glasses).
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<<<<<<< Screen name is from looking like I need a shave after I shave
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7. Fishing buddies say "nice sweater" when I have my shirt off in the boat.
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For what it's worth, my great aunt told me I look like Wild Bill Hickok.I don't gamble.
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