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Posted: 8/21/2014 7:24:07 PM EDT
Got a lot of gun, ammo and car experts but how many actual female experts?
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:25:27 PM EDT
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I can help you out with their anatomy a bit
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:25:38 PM EDT
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At your service, sir.


Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:26:43 PM EDT
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There's no such thing; females are a mystery.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:29:14 PM EDT
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other than the actual females?









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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:29:45 PM EDT
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Swingset and John Wayne_77
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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:30:31 PM EDT
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I got women pretty well figured out.


Be nice, fuck them like it's going out of style, buy them stuff, and act interested in what they have to say even if you're not, and you're golden.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:31:59 PM EDT
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I got women pretty well figured out.


Be nice, fuck them like it's going out of style, buy them stuff, and act interested in what they have to say even if you're not, and you're golden.
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Solved.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:32:07 PM EDT
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Ever talk to a group of female friends.  They all hate each other and talk bad about each other.  Maybe it is because they know how females think.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:40:41 PM EDT
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I got women pretty well figured out.


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This.  Works on me.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:45:05 PM EDT
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tag.  I need some help in this department
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:51:09 PM EDT
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This girl I am seeing says my dog is so cute and lovable at first. Now she wants to know why he has run of the house?? Decipher that one.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:53:05 PM EDT
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I'm married so I'm clearly not a female expert.

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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:53:29 PM EDT
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Dear Tactical_Jew,

Pay more attention to her, and later fuck her on the kitchen table.

Mr. Advice Guy
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:55:55 PM EDT
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I read the shop manual once, maybe I can help....

Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:56:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:01:37 PM EDT
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I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:03:06 PM EDT
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I'll bite. I'm pretty good, I almost scored pussy tonight at work from a woman who I don't know and have never met before. All the kids that work for me were pretty impressed !





Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:05:55 PM EDT
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Ever talk to a group of female friends.  They all hate each other and talk bad about each other.  Maybe it is because they know how females think.

I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.



Put then all in the same room with some booze and guys and see how long that lasts. Interwebz friends be easy.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:06:32 PM EDT
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Sure, I'd nominate the cinco solamente of the protestant reformation as he's an expert in contradiction.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:06:45 PM EDT
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Yet you're in here talking about "almost".

"Your best? Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:07:27 PM EDT
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I'm not a Gynecologist but I'll take a look.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:10:39 PM EDT
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She doesn't like dags but won't admit it. Eject!
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:14:10 PM EDT
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Ever talk to a group of female friends.  They all hate each other and talk bad about each other.  Maybe it is because they know how females think.

I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.

Put then all in the same room with some booze and guys and see how long that lasts. Interwebz friends be easy.

I'd say just the opposite.  It's generally accepted that anonymity makes people much quicker to squabble on the internet.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:14:54 PM EDT
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I'd say just the opposite.  It's generally accepted that anonymity makes people much quicker to squabble on the internet.
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Ever talk to a group of female friends.  They all hate each other and talk bad about each other.  Maybe it is because they know how females think.

I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.

Put then all in the same room with some booze and guys and see how long that lasts. Interwebz friends be easy.

I'd say just the opposite.  It's generally accepted that anonymity makes people much quicker to squabble on the internet.


I disagree, whomever you are.


Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:17:58 PM EDT
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Women aren't monolithic.  You can't be an expert in "females".

I'm kind of an expert regarding the only one I care about.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:18:11 PM EDT
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Snowleapord pretended to be one.


Pretended to be a woman that is.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:18:30 PM EDT
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I disagree, whomever you are.


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Ever talk to a group of female friends.  They all hate each other and talk bad about each other.  Maybe it is because they know how females think.

I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.

Put then all in the same room with some booze and guys and see how long that lasts. Interwebz friends be easy.

I'd say just the opposite.  It's generally accepted that anonymity makes people much quicker to squabble on the internet.


I disagree, whomever you are.



Just like I care.  You're just text on a screen, it's not like you're actually human.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:19:30 PM EDT
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Ever talk to a group of female friends.  They all hate each other and talk bad about each other.  Maybe it is because they know how females think.

I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.

Put then all in the same room with some booze and guys and see how long that lasts. Interwebz friends be easy.

I'd say just the opposite.  It's generally accepted that anonymity makes people much quicker to squabble on the internet.


Hmmm. AND, Familiarity breeds contempt. Put a bunch of females in a room and give them something to fight over and it'll happen.  Ever see any clips from these reality shows??
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:20:06 PM EDT
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Just like I care.  You're just text on a screen, it's not like you're actually human.
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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:21:31 PM EDT
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Women aren't monolithic.  You can't be an expert in "females".

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I have been told that I am an expert IN them.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:21:49 PM EDT
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Yet you're in here talking about "almost".



"Your best? Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
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I'll bite. I'm pretty good, I almost scored pussy tonight at work from a woman who I don't know and have never met before. All the kids that work for me were pretty impressed !





Yet you're in here talking about "almost".



"Your best? Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

I wasn't really trying. LOL ! If I had another minute with her or I had just cut the chase from flirting to asking her if she wanted to make out she would have been good to go.





My best, I wont even mention it in here because I'd get called a liar.



 

Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:22:12 PM EDT
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Hmmm. AND, Familiarity breeds contempt. Put a bunch of females in a room and give them something to fight over and it'll happen.  Ever see any clips from these reality shows??
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Ever talk to a group of female friends.  They all hate each other and talk bad about each other.  Maybe it is because they know how females think.

I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.

Put then all in the same room with some booze and guys and see how long that lasts. Interwebz friends be easy.

I'd say just the opposite.  It's generally accepted that anonymity makes people much quicker to squabble on the internet.


Hmmm. AND, Familiarity breeds contempt. Put a bunch of females in a room and give them something to fight over and it'll happen.  Ever see any clips from these reality shows??

Put a bunch of men in a room and give them something to fight over and it'll happen too.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:22:34 PM EDT
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You want to be an expert on women, just accept that they are all crazy and there is no understanding them, your job is to find the one who's crazy you can live with for the rest of your life.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:23:07 PM EDT
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Ever talk to a group of female friends.  They all hate each other and talk bad about each other.  Maybe it is because they know how females think.

I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.

Put then all in the same room with some booze and guys and see how long that lasts. Interwebz friends be easy.

I'd say just the opposite.  It's generally accepted that anonymity makes people much quicker to squabble on the internet.

I feel like this site is a tad more personal than others. (And that's a good thing)
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:23:34 PM EDT
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Ever talk to a group of female friends.  They all hate each other and talk bad about each other.  Maybe it is because they know how females think.

I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.


Yep we all totally dig each other!!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:24:21 PM EDT
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Yep we all totally dig each other!!!
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Ever talk to a group of female friends.  They all hate each other and talk bad about each other.  Maybe it is because they know how females think.

I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.


Yep we all totally dig each other!!!



CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!















Nope. Wait. False alarm, guys. Move along.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:26:02 PM EDT
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Not me. Love mine but I'm still trying to figure her out.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:28:49 PM EDT
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I feel like this site is a tad more personal than others. (And that's a good thing)
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I don't know, guy, all the ARFettes seem to get along pretty well.

Put then all in the same room with some booze and guys and see how long that lasts. Interwebz friends be easy.

I'd say just the opposite.  It's generally accepted that anonymity makes people much quicker to squabble on the internet.

I feel like this site is a tad more personal than others. (And that's a good thing)

Do you mean "personal" or "personable"?
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:30:23 PM EDT
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The Arfettes are fine. Love 'em all.

:)

Arfette Marie

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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:32:56 PM EDT
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A bit of both. People are generally nice to each other, and I feel like there's more personal back and forth than other sites Iv'e been to.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:35:40 PM EDT
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I have been told that I am an expert IN them.
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Women aren't monolithic.  You can't be an expert in "females".

I'm kind of an expert regarding the only one I care about.


I have been told that I am an expert IN them.

Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:37:01 PM EDT
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The only thing you need to know is you are wrong and they are always right. Post#69
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:37:38 PM EDT
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A bit of both. People are generally nice to each other, and I feel like there's more personal back and forth than other sites Iv'e been to.
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Do you mean "personal" or "personable"?

A bit of both. People are generally nice to each other, and I feel like there's more personal back and forth than other sites Iv'e been to.

I think this place has the highest proportion of pathologically fucked up people I've ever encountered in any social group and only the COC and the BanHammer keeps the lid on it.  But I haven't spent anytime on /b or plundering around deep net.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 8:40:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 9:32:39 PM EDT
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I think this place has the highest proportion of pathologically fucked up people I've ever encountered in any social group and only the COC and the BanHammer keeps the lid on it.  But I haven't spent anytime on /b or plundering around deep net.
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Do you mean "personal" or "personable"?

A bit of both. People are generally nice to each other, and I feel like there's more personal back and forth than other sites Iv'e been to.

I think this place has the highest proportion of pathologically fucked up people I've ever encountered in any social group and only the COC and the BanHammer keeps the lid on it.  But I haven't spent anytime on /b or plundering around deep net.


GD or the tech forums?  It is one thing to discuss cabinet designs, tractor restorations, or barrel specifications in a calm, polite, and rational manner.  Debating politics, religion, sexuality, and the stagnation of western civilization is a whole different bucket of worms.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 10:02:01 PM EDT
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I'm a Friendzone expert when it comes to women...




Link Posted: 8/21/2014 10:03:53 PM EDT
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Plane Jane and a few other female members here at Arfcom.

Swingset leads the pack for males experts on females.
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