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Link Posted: 8/22/2014 10:26:26 AM EDT
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I'll try not to pogue it the fuck up
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 10:39:38 AM EDT
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Snow, shall we peg this one for his insolence?
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This is why we didn't let women anywhere near combat units in my day.

Give them a little taste of blood and they just won't stop.





Snow, shall we peg this one for his insolence?

Link Posted: 8/22/2014 10:40:44 AM EDT
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id take gd's 4 resident females and see if i could bang any of them


I think one of them will cut your dick off and feed it to you if you tried.



 


I'm not that mean.




I'd sautee it and pan-fry it in coconut oil and garlic cloves first.



Am I late?

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j150/RictusGrin_2006/fnu3ix_zps3251f0f6.jpg


Right on time
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Damn that blade looks good on you....
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 10:41:31 AM EDT
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I'll try not to pogue it the fuck up


You're like almost not pogue. And have cool toys
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 10:55:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2014 10:57:25 AM EDT
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Hmm we do need a good cameraman for the money shot scenes, this POV shit is getting annoying.  I mean am I filming or fucking these ladies.


#isuckatmultitasking
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Hmm we do need a good cameraman for the money shot scenes, this POV shit is getting annoying.  I mean am I filming or fucking these ladies.


#isuckatmultitasking


That's what I'm saying
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 11:09:07 AM EDT
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Wunbadweel + a case of Wild Turkey Rye.
 Deliver him to the shore of the continent you want pacified.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 11:30:41 AM EDT
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I'm assuming you'd be there as well, to make it 6.
I'm going to claim that making this team automatically qualifies me for the 10% in BES's thread http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1657125_Wanted__studs_in_the_top_10___Would_you_make_the_cut__Now_with_poll_.html  



 
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 11:38:10 AM EDT
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I'm assuming you'd be there as well, to make it 6.

I'm going to claim that making this team automatically qualifies me for the 10% in BES's thread http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1657125_Wanted__studs_in_the_top_10___Would_you_make_the_cut__Now_with_poll_.html  
 
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I'm assuming you'd be there as well, to make it 6.

I'm going to claim that making this team automatically qualifies me for the 10% in BES's thread http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1657125_Wanted__studs_in_the_top_10___Would_you_make_the_cut__Now_with_poll_.html  
 


Oh, you're definitely top 10%
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 11:38:12 AM EDT
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Depidy_Dawg - Team Leader (most likely to switch Teams)


XCR - Wet Work (scariest member)


Jdude - Team Jew (most likely to win all the poker games)


RabidMonkeyPox - Team Psycho (most likely to died at the hands of the Team Members)


Rusted Ace - Team BadAss (most likely to kill the other members)
Ed...............Team Comedian (best candidate for blanket party)




 
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 11:44:35 AM EDT
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XCR - Wet Work (scariest member)
Jdude - Team Jew (most likely to win all the poker games)
RabidMonkeyPox - Team Psycho (most likely to died at the hands of the Team Members)
Rusted Ace - Team BadAss (most likely to kill the other members)


Ed...............Team Comedian (best candidate for blanket party)
 
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No foolin?
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 11:44:56 AM EDT
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I'll go with the four who seem to impress me the most here.

Deej
Couch Commando
Harvster
The guy from Utah with the happy relationship and level head
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 11:46:35 AM EDT
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Shane333?
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 11:48:54 AM EDT
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Shane333?
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Deej
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Harvster
The guy from Utah with the happy relationship and level head


Shane333?



That's him.  I kept thinking Shawn for some reason.

Link Posted: 8/22/2014 11:50:13 AM EDT
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Good point.

We'll have a bake sale or something, and then hire a bunch of cheap Albanian mercenaries to do all the actual fighting.  Subnet can set up some clever technology so we can skype with them and tell them what to do from the comfort of our living rooms.
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Good point.

We'll have a bake sale or something, and then hire a bunch of cheap Albanian mercenaries to do all the actual fighting.  Subnet can set up some clever technology so we can skype with them and tell them what to do from the comfort of our living rooms.

That's what I'm talking about.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 11:53:30 AM EDT
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I'll play, just based on what I have observed here on ARF.

J_W
Sturmgewehr
Bradpierson
Extorris


[ETA] I should have added Keith_J but I can't remove anyone now.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 12:00:19 PM EDT
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cowboy
Supplex
MRF54
UXB
Me
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 12:16:03 PM EDT
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Subnet (Comms)
Keith_J (logistics)
XCR (kick ass unit insignia)
CBF (we think so much alike its almost scary)
Me (somebody has to be the weak link )
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 12:43:41 PM EDT
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Are there diamonds to acquire? WTF would I go there?
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 2:34:48 PM EDT
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Dbltp
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 2:47:49 PM EDT
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I thought it was because of the Bears.  We had females in the wing and it was like all day long, fighting bears off
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This is why we didn't let women anywhere near combat units in my day.

Give them a little taste of blood and they just won't stop.




I thought it was because of the Bears.  We had females in the wing and it was like all day long, fighting bears off


I wish I was that lucky. I can't get them to chase me at all.




Link Posted: 8/22/2014 2:48:20 PM EDT
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Snow, shall we peg this one for his insolence?
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Snow, shall we peg this one for his insolence?


He's kinda got a point. Girls are mean.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 3:31:54 PM EDT
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Weird. Isn't that usually what the Black Guy is for? Or is that only for horror movies?

Hmmm... My squad is gonna need a Black dude, and a little-known Arfcommer in a Red Star Trek tunic.
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What about me?  Don't you guys watch the movies?  Someone has to be the victim guy that gets blown up or something?



Typically that is my bailiwick. Wise cracking lovable guy... first to croak to prove the bad guys are "for reals".


Weird. Isn't that usually what the Black Guy is for? Or is that only for horror movies?

Hmmm... My squad is gonna need a Black dude, and a little-known Arfcommer in a Red Star Trek tunic.


You raise an interesting point! Black dudes vs. The affable wise cracking guy (any race). They both croak in droves in the movies.

I should do a study. If the government can fund a treadmill for shrimp, they can pay me to find out who is at more risk in the movies!
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 3:39:13 PM EDT
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Me
Freefalle7
Rictus
XCRMonger
DK Prof (I'll rename him "Carl")



Link Posted: 8/22/2014 3:40:23 PM EDT
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Yeah man OP is gay.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 3:41:03 PM EDT
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What about Cleak_Cut and FieroLoki?
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 3:46:03 PM EDT
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I'm available.
Just IM me to let me know if I'm on a team.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 3:49:22 PM EDT
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I wish I was that lucky. I can't get them to chase me at all.

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This is why we didn't let women anywhere near combat units in my day.

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I thought it was because of the Bears.  We had females in the wing and it was like all day long, fighting bears off


I wish I was that lucky. I can't get them to chase me at all.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/10/37/4d/10374d3d755f77a124a3cdb70fac474b.jpg



Sorry Snow, those bears arent interested
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 3:50:19 PM EDT
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Fair warning, you put Rictus on a team with Carl, all you'll hear is Llamas with Hats stuff.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 3:56:35 PM EDT
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Sorry Snow, those bears arent interested
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This is why we didn't let women anywhere near combat units in my day.

Give them a little taste of blood and they just won't stop.




I thought it was because of the Bears.  We had females in the wing and it was like all day long, fighting bears off


I wish I was that lucky. I can't get them to chase me at all.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/10/37/4d/10374d3d755f77a124a3cdb70fac474b.jpg



Sorry Snow, those bears arent interested


They run when I chase them, they won't even let me pet the fur. I'm like Elmyra, from Tiny Toons, but with gay dudes.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 4:52:49 PM EDT
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id take gd's 4 resident females and see if i could bang any of them


I think one of them will cut your dick off and feed it to you if you tried.



 


I'm not that mean.




I'd sautee it and pan-fry it in coconut oil and garlic cloves first.



Am I late?

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j150/RictusGrin_2006/fnu3ix_zps3251f0f6.jpg


Right on time
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/1005948_321097744690583_1187298625_n.jpg

M'lady
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 4:55:22 PM EDT
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I wish I was that lucky. I can't get them to chase me at all.

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This is why we didn't let women anywhere near combat units in my day.

Give them a little taste of blood and they just won't stop.




I thought it was because of the Bears.  We had females in the wing and it was like all day long, fighting bears off


I wish I was that lucky. I can't get them to chase me at all.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/10/37/4d/10374d3d755f77a124a3cdb70fac474b.jpg



I keep telling you, they're not into you.

You're almost as bad as XCR.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 4:56:22 PM EDT
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Fair warning, you put Rictus on a team with Carl, all you'll hear is Llamas with Hats stuff.
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Fair warning, you put Rictus on a team with Carl, all you'll hear is Llamas with Hats stuff.

Put him on a boat, you'll hear that anyway.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 4:57:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2014 5:05:29 PM EDT
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Put him on a boat, you'll hear that anyway.
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Fair warning, you put Rictus on a team with Carl, all you'll hear is Llamas with Hats stuff.

Put him on a boat, you'll hear that anyway.


As long as he doesn't spill anyone's boat nectar.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 5:05:40 PM EDT
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How do you know that some of you aren't being evaluated for possible work in any of the numerous conflicts that are currently fomenting, or getting ready to boil over?
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 5:33:33 PM EDT
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I keep telling you, they're not into you.

You're almost as bad as XCR.
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This is why we didn't let women anywhere near combat units in my day.

Give them a little taste of blood and they just won't stop.




I thought it was because of the Bears.  We had females in the wing and it was like all day long, fighting bears off


I wish I was that lucky. I can't get them to chase me at all.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/10/37/4d/10374d3d755f77a124a3cdb70fac474b.jpg



I keep telling you, they're not into you.

You're almost as bad as XCR.


Well then you pack on the muscles and let me chase you!
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 6:50:37 PM EDT
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The Zimbabwe vs arfcom thread got me thinking.   Which 5 ARFcom dudes would you take for your combat team in the Sub Sahara?

Me (obviously. Bo Staff skills )
Rictus
Rusted
Cincinnatus
LRRPF52

Win.



How do you know that some of you aren't being evaluated for possible work in any of the numerous conflicts that are currently fomenting, or getting ready to boil over?


Sweeet!
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 7:02:38 PM EDT
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Any four

One to carry my pain med

One to carry my oxygen

One should carry my braces and stretching machine.

And one last to carry cell phones, radios, and contact  information for evacuation, by land sea, air. After the first 30 minutes of walking.


That'll do it good to go!
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id take gd's 4 resident females and see if i could bang any of them


I think one of them will cut your dick off and feed it to you if you tried.



 


I'm not that mean.




I'd sautee it and pan-fry it in coconut oil and garlic cloves first.



Am I late?

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j150/RictusGrin_2006/fnu3ix_zps3251f0f6.jpg


Right on time
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/1005948_321097744690583_1187298625_n.jpg


With this picture, I'm kicking out NUcadet07 and you're being added.

The best descriptor for this photo would be "batshit awesome"
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The Zimbabwe vs arfcom thread got me thinking.   Which 5 ARFcom dudes would you take for your combat team in the Sub Sahara?

Me (obviously. Bo Staff skills )
Rictus
Rusted
Cincinnatus
LRRPF52

Win.



How do you know that some of you aren't being evaluated for possible work in any of the numerous conflicts that are currently fomenting, or getting ready to boil over?

What an interesting idea.
Link Posted: 8/22/2014 8:09:59 PM EDT
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Expcustom

Dave_A

Eazy_E

GseriesFAL

Aimless.


Have fun, Penguin.
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Blitz. (Patron saint of lawyers)

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Obviously, my propaganda team is doing it's job. I'll not stop until the world is mine or I have bacon served to me on the  most righteous breasts.
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I'm as low speed high drag as they come, but i'll sure as hell fight if anyone wants me...

if i were forming a team, well shit..

Ed Sr.- dude was a LRRP...

Grandfather coyote for his infinite wisdom.

Tweeter and Nuckldragr for their experience

and finally, XCR... whom we would dress in assless leather chaps (yes, I know chaps are, by their very nature, assless) ala the road warrior... Mostly because i want to see her in the chaps, but also because i want to see her all worked up, with a knife in her hand, saying "WE GO IN!!! WE KILL!!!!"

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Norcal

Aimless

TBK1

Goatboy

Ed Sr



I would be Supreme 12 Star General of course.





While we were deployed Arfcom would devolve into a civil war during a Libertarian vs GoP slap fight and then the servers would self destruct from all the bikini and dick pics.





Meanwhile my squad would moderate  the fuck out of Africa and transform it into a glorious bastion of conservatism, complete with ebola free penguin habitats, anti Nigerian Spam protocols, single payer depends, and every time TBK and I started bickering back and forth Norcal would accuse us of being familiar.



Glory will be ours.
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So close... and yet so far away.



 
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