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Posted: 8/21/2014 6:51:12 PM EDT
The Zimbabwe vs arfcom thread got me thinking.   Which 5 ARFcom dudes would you take for your combat team in the Sub Sahara?

Me (obviously. Bo Staff skills )
Rictus
Rusted
Cincinnatus
LRRPF52

Win.

Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:52:53 PM EDT
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Well, who are the top 5 guys on Cola Warrior?
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:54:04 PM EDT
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Why does it have to be dudes?
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:55:37 PM EDT
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This. Does it matter if we're late to the fight?
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:56:06 PM EDT
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Only need one, Johnny_Reno.  If he can keep his cool in the TPF, he'll be able to handle anything.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:56:07 PM EDT
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id take gd's 4 resident females and see if i could bang any of them
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:56:38 PM EDT
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Whoever it is, I wouldn't put me on that team.  Fuck Africa.  

Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:57:10 PM EDT
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XCR
Walking dead
Beautiful stranger
Unicorn (sorry boman they said only 5)
And I suppose with that group I'd tag along.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:57:30 PM EDT
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I clone General Mattis four times and wreck shit for our leader the original General Mattis.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:57:34 PM EDT
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Sylvan - to yell at Mach over the radio.
Mach - to do full afterburner barrel roll passes while Sylvan asks for air support.
Limaxray - to turn our enemies into radioactive dust.
Dport - to rule the waves and argue with sylvan and Mach.
Me - to be the observer of hilariousness after limaxray killed them all from his basement.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:58:35 PM EDT
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Me and four clones of myself.

low speed, hi drag motherfuckers shamming our way to victory.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:59:39 PM EDT
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Me, Mech and Dru.  Thats all I need.

We'd skip the war and just play naked Twister.

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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 6:59:59 PM EDT
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What member here was the backpack nuke guy back in the 80's?  I'd want that guy.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:00:16 PM EDT
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My bad.  Ladies too.  It's all up to you.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:01:39 PM EDT
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You're very glib.  The sweet witty soul of Ovid lives in mellifluous and honey-tongued Smitro.  With your innately loquacious and garrulous manner as demonstrated in this post, I bet you're a real whiz with the ladies.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:02:24 PM EDT
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Whatever, I'm not putting myself on it so I don't see why I should have any say.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:03:42 PM EDT
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Heil Mattis!
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:04:35 PM EDT
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I only need DK-Prof on my team. His derisive LOLs will sweep the enemy off the field. In their shame they will cut off their right arms as a sign of their complete and soul crushing demoralization..
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:04:52 PM EDT
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Man crush thread.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:05:05 PM EDT
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id take gd's 4 resident females and see if i could bang any of them

You're very glib.  The sweet witty soul of Ovid lives in mellifluous and honey-tongued Smitro.  With your innately loquacious and garrulous manner as demonstrated in this post, I bet you're a real whiz with the ladies.


yeah this.  i would try to 69 em too
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:05:45 PM EDT
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You're very glib.  The sweet witty soul of Ovid lives in mellifluous and honey-tongued Smitro.  With your innately loquacious and garrulous manner as demonstrated in this post, I bet you're a real whiz with the ladies.
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id take gd's 4 resident females and see if i could bang any of them

You're very glib.  The sweet witty soul of Ovid lives in mellifluous and honey-tongued Smitro.  With your innately loquacious and garrulous manner as demonstrated in this post, I bet you're a real whiz with the ladies.



"Ditto, Mr. Lamar".
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:06:03 PM EDT
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And yet here you are. ..
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:06:25 PM EDT
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RustedAce
RustedAce Clone 1
RustedAce Clone 2
RustedAce Clone 3
Me
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:07:40 PM EDT
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You can join in on naked Twister, if youd like.

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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:07:53 PM EDT
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I picked you in the 7th round.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:07:56 PM EDT
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And yet here you are. ..
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And yet here you are. ..

Touché
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:08:41 PM EDT
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I picked you in the 7th round.
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I picked you in the 7th round.

7th string?? WTF!
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:08:44 PM EDT
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I'm going to pick 4 really good conversationalists, because after I get us lost with bad compass work, good conversation and a sense of humor is going to go a long, long way.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:09:39 PM EDT
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This cross referenced to the guys who have their own NODs and combat arms experience. (If they don't get equipped and a couple of weeks of training in the swamp under Rusted's malevolent eye.)

Hell, wait a minute, I might make that list.  What are we fighting for?
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:11:06 PM EDT
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My bad.  Ladies too.  It's all up to you.
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My bad.  Ladies too.  It's all up to you.


I'm glad we cleared that up. Doesn't resolve the issue of me not having any friends but that doesn't necessarily have to be a problem. I'll be going solo with basic combat load and as much rip it as I can carry.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:11:07 PM EDT
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This cross referenced to the guys who have their own NODs and combat arms experience. (If they don't get a couple of weeks of training in the swamp under Rusted's malevolent eye.)

Hell, wait a minute, I might make that list.  What are we fighting for?
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This cross referenced to the guys who have their own NODs and combat arms experience. (If they don't get a couple of weeks of training in the swamp under Rusted's malevolent eye.)

Hell, wait a minute, I might make that list.  What are we fighting for?

You're fighting General Buttkiss. An African warlord.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:11:22 PM EDT
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This cross referenced to the guys who have their own NODs and combat arms experience. (If they don't get equipped and a couple of weeks of training in the swamp under Rusted's malevolent eye.)

Hell, wait a minute, I might make that list.  What are we fighting for?
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This cross referenced to the guys who have their own NODs and combat arms experience. (If they don't get equipped and a couple of weeks of training in the swamp under Rusted's malevolent eye.)

Hell, wait a minute, I might make that list.  What are we fighting for?

Black concubines? AKA AIDS.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:12:02 PM EDT
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I'd only need Squatdog, he could punch any adversary to death.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:12:56 PM EDT
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I'm certain my team lurks here so:


Buck Angel (Master of escape and evasion)
Cory (His habits from the sandbox will be invaluable)
Erica (cause my dick ain't gonna suck itself )
Sonny Putz (Death Blossom nuff said)
Me ( for Erica of course)
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:13:03 PM EDT
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Osprey 21.

Flash 66.

Three Feather's dude,  and all of their friends.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:14:11 PM EDT
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This cross referenced to the guys who have their own NODs and combat arms experience. (If they don't get equipped and a couple of weeks of training in the swamp under Rusted's malevolent eye.)

Hell, wait a minute, I might make that list.  What are we fighting for?
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This cross referenced to the guys who have their own NODs and combat arms experience. (If they don't get equipped and a couple of weeks of training in the swamp under Rusted's malevolent eye.)

Hell, wait a minute, I might make that list.  What are we fighting for?


Hmmm good question.   Assume it's some sort of Zulu Dawn - Rorke's Drift sort of scenario.   I may want to add an inspirational singer type to my team.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:14:16 PM EDT
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Myself
Little Pony
XCRMonger
Plane Jane
QueenDenile

I would not need to worry about the multitude of closeted arfcommers hitting on me or little pony this way, plus Little pony could borrow some clothes from the gals too
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:14:57 PM EDT
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Rusted Ace.

Done.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:21:05 PM EDT
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You need Kaik too, because water.



 
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:22:35 PM EDT
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Myself
Bama-Shooter
Depidy_Dawg
SmilingBandit
Zhukov

Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:22:40 PM EDT
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Primorski
Azmjs
Xdbackupgun
Ashley
Dloken



Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:23:53 PM EDT
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Sparks556, for sure. There's gorillas in Africa, and he has a Gorilla Warfare outfit.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:24:38 PM EDT
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Good team.   They have all been banned to Zimbabwe and know the local intel.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:27:51 PM EDT
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Flash 66.

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Arfkom's Expendables
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:28:36 PM EDT
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Im sad that thread got locked.

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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:28:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:29:13 PM EDT
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RictusGrin
Sylvan
Rusted Ace
M1- Ed
GrandfatherCoyote
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:30:47 PM EDT
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I'll take

TargetTarget
FedDC
2Minkey
Bohr_Adam.

That ought to draw some fire.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:31:16 PM EDT
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Bama-Shooter
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I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:31:51 PM EDT
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Great mix of experience and skill.
Yall could fuck some shit up.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 7:32:38 PM EDT
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FedDC
2Minkey
Bohr_Adam.

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