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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:29:10 AM EDT
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Out of morbid curiosity, why is it a crime to fuck a corpse? You can ask the judge during your trial, sicko. 
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:32:12 AM EDT
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She literally just laid there.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:34:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She literally just laid there. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:37:58 AM EDT
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Think of it like rape: There is no consent, either from the deceased, or the deceased's family for him to do it. They are the ones who "own" the body, and they get to say what happens to it. Similar to the morgue cremating your loved one against your express wishes, or simply selling the body for parts and not telling you. Then there's the public health aspect. Sex with corpses is not what one would call "sanitary procedure". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Out of morbid curiosity, why is it a crime to fuck a corpse? I mean, it's fucking disgusting and you'd have to be a bit insane to pull it off but, what public good is served by prosecuting a guy for fucking a dead person? Who is the victim? Think of it like rape: There is no consent, either from the deceased, or the deceased's family for him to do it. They are the ones who "own" the body, and they get to say what happens to it. Similar to the morgue cremating your loved one against your express wishes, or simply selling the body for parts and not telling you. Then there's the public health aspect. Sex with corpses is not what one would call "sanitary procedure". Sorta like fucking hippy chicks? |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:39:23 AM EDT
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Whole no meaning to "bring out your dead"
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:39:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:39:56 AM EDT
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There once was a fellow named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave. She had only one tit, And smelled worse than shit, But think of the money Dave Saved! |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:40:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:43:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't want assholes to drive cars but, there's no law against it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Out of morbid curiosity, why is it a crime to fuck a corpse? I mean, it's fucking disgusting and you'd have to be a bit insane to pull it off but, what public good is served by prosecuting a guy for fucking a dead person? Who is the victim? I don't want assholes to drive cars but, there's no law against it.  |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:44:23 AM EDT
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Dude would smoke crack, get drunk and fuck some dead hookers.
Sounds like he leveled up in the party game.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:45:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:46:08 AM EDT
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There once was a fellow named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in a cave. She had only one tit, And smelled worse than shit, But think of the money Dave Saved! I fucked an old girl in the graveyard, poor woman was already dead. The maggots crawled out of her asshole, and the hair slipped right off her head. Once I had finished my business, I knew I'd committed a sin, So out of my pocket I drew me a straw and sucked out the load I shot in. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:48:50 AM EDT
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Anyone know what's the fine for necrophila in cyrodiil Is it less then morrowind? Lmfao. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:49:56 AM EDT
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I fucked an old girl in the graveyard, poor woman was already dead. The maggots crawled out of her asshole, and the hair slipped right off her head. Once I had finished my business, I knew I'd committed a sin, So out of my pocket I drew me a straw and sucked out the load I shot in. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There once was a fellow named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in a cave. She had only one tit, And smelled worse than shit, But think of the money Dave Saved! I fucked an old girl in the graveyard, poor woman was already dead. The maggots crawled out of her asshole, and the hair slipped right off her head. Once I had finished my business, I knew I'd committed a sin, So out of my pocket I drew me a straw and sucked out the load I shot in. 
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:52:04 AM EDT
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Oh, so it's yucky and creepy so it needs to be illegal. Gotcha. Like I said originally, I'm certainly not defending the practice, I just can't see how it's a *criminal* act. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Out of morbid curiosity, why is it a crime to fuck a corpse? I mean, it's fucking disgusting and you'd have to be a bit insane to pull it off but, what public good is served by prosecuting a guy for fucking a dead person? Who is the victim? Because we are a bunch of moralist churchies who like to harsh people's mellow.
How about it is a disgusting deviant act and anyone who would do that shit needs a prolonged time out in his own 6x8 room of shame.  Oh, so it's yucky and creepy so it needs to be illegal. Gotcha. Like I said originally, I'm certainly not defending the practice, I just can't see how it's a *criminal* act. Defiling a corpse? Disrespecting the dead? The corpse is technically property of the family. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:55:11 AM EDT
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Were any children?
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:57:35 AM EDT
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Stiffest lay, ever.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 1:06:46 AM EDT
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If you want to do your Google-fu, you can find out the morbid details. Such as him having sex with a decapitated homicide victim just hours after she was killed and admitted etc. Seems the head corner who ran the place was a huge drunk and drug addict. And hired people who had the same "moral flexibility".
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Posted: 8/20/2014 1:54:16 AM EDT
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Nope. He's inside the dead. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He must be dead inside. Nope. He's inside the dead. Boom! |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 1:58:04 AM EDT
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I'm in the wrong line of work.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 2:01:10 AM EDT
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If you want to do your Google-fu, you can find out the morbid details. Such as him having sex with a decapitated homicide victim just hours after she was killed and admitted etc. Seems the head corner who ran the place was a huge drunk and drug addict. And hired people who had the same "moral flexibility". Well. Now we know what his proclivities were, as well. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 2:01:41 AM EDT
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When I saw it wasn't Florida, somehow I knew it was going to be Ohio.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 2:01:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2014 2:34:53 AM EDT
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Of course you're here 
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Posted: 8/20/2014 2:48:31 AM EDT
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I fucked an old girl in the graveyard, poor woman was already dead. The maggots crawled out of her asshole, and the hair slipped right off her head. Once I had finished my business, I knew I'd committed a sin, So out of my pocket I drew me a straw and sucked out the load I shot in. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There once was a fellow named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in a cave. She had only one tit, And smelled worse than shit, But think of the money Dave Saved! I fucked an old girl in the graveyard, poor woman was already dead. The maggots crawled out of her asshole, and the hair slipped right off her head. Once I had finished my business, I knew I'd committed a sin, So out of my pocket I drew me a straw and sucked out the load I shot in. You guys are taking this to whole new levels depths. I'm impressed 
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Posted: 8/20/2014 8:12:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "The Huffington Post reported that Douglas's wife said she complained to the morgue supervisor about her husband smelling of sex and alcohol after work " That and her curling iron kept disappearing. Quote HistoryQuoted: "The Huffington Post reported that Douglas's wife said she complained to the morgue supervisor about her husband smelling of sex and alcohol after work " That and her curling iron kept disappearing. You missed the best line in the article  Douglas's wife said she complained to the morgue supervisor about her husband smelling of sex and alcohol after work but claims she was told: "Whatever happens on county time and county property is county business." |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 8:17:28 AM EDT
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Punchline from an old joke: "Dead?...I thought she was Canadian!"
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Posted: 8/20/2014 8:31:31 AM EDT
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I've always found morticians and mortician helpers to be fucking creepy, down to the last one.
Met a cute one once. Chatted her up a bit. She was fucking out there. I have no doubt that if I pissed her off, she'd murder and cremate me and no one would ever find out. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 8:39:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2014 8:48:08 AM EDT
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I bet all the kids in high school told him he couldn't get laid in a morgue.
Guess he showed them... |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 8:53:10 AM EDT
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I bet none of them resisted. Crack cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 8:56:51 AM EDT
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Lmfao. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Anyone know what's the fine for necrophila in cyrodiil Is it less then morrowind? Lmfao. Someone actually got the reference, TES4 oblivion |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:03:26 AM EDT
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If you want to do your Google-fu, you can find out the morbid details. Such as him having sex with a decapitated homicide victim just hours after she was killed and admitted etc. Seems the head corner who ran the place was a huge drunk and drug addict. And hired people who had the same "moral flexibility". I had kind of wondered about that. I figured that if having sex with dead bodies was less gross than having sex with his wife he'd hold out for the young-ish attractive-ish female bodies that didn't have too traumatic a death. Also, RE the public health aspect: how long would venereal diseases stay communicable in a corpse? And finally: any morgue workers have my permission to have sex with my dead body. Lend it out to friends, I'll be dead and won't care. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:09:33 AM EDT
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You guys won't like this... But there are a lot of homosexual necrophelliacs too. The percentage of exhumed male corpses that went to the "pearly" gates packing a butt load of pearl jam is really high... Can't remember where I saw the stats, but it was double digits. I would like to see how those stats were determined before I believe them. I have worked on several exhumed autopsy cases, and I think the likelihood of this being accurate is unlikely, and I also doubt there would be much evidence after a significant amount of time. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:10:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:19:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:23:06 AM EDT
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This is why they let their wives rot openly in the sun in ancient Egypt.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:24:32 AM EDT
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It's like being married. Bam. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:28:28 AM EDT
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She's dead , Jim .
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:30:53 AM EDT
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Maybe he had an Avatar fetish.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:31:54 AM EDT
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So, it's a property crime? Like vandalism?
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:32:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:34:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryWhat am I supposed to be surprised by here? |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:39:53 AM EDT
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I always thought someone who chooses that profession must be fucked up in the head.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:40:18 AM EDT
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Sounds like the boss may have been in on it too, wonder how that went down.
"The cute blonde is mine once she cools off. I am sick of you getting all the blonds and me being stuck with sloppy seconds." |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 9:51:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Out of morbid curiosity, why is it a crime to fuck a corpse? I mean, it's fucking disgusting and you'd have to be a bit insane to pull it off but, what public good is served by prosecuting a guy for fucking a dead person? Who is the victim? I understand your logic, but at some point you have to say "that's fucking vile, man.. you need some time away from the world".. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:23:43 PM EDT
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It's like being married. But with less nagging!! |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:58:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2014 1:12:09 PM EDT
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That's why you break out your trusty submersible aquarium heater. No more slamming away at a cold hole.
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Posted: 9/9/2014 10:09:48 PM EDT
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I fucked an old girl in the graveyard, poor woman was already dead. The maggots crawled out of her asshole, and the hair slipped right off her head. Once I had finished my business, I knew I'd committed a sin, So out of my pocket I drew me a straw and sucked out the load I shot in. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There once was a fellow named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in a cave. She had only one tit, And smelled worse than shit, But think of the money Dave Saved! I fucked an old girl in the graveyard, poor woman was already dead. The maggots crawled out of her asshole, and the hair slipped right off her head. Once I had finished my business, I knew I'd committed a sin, So out of my pocket I drew me a straw and sucked out the load I shot in. Or: (no idea where this came from, an old captain I used to fly with way back when used to sing this while on approach.) I met an old whore by the roadside, I knew then and there she was dead the skin was all gone from her belly, the hair was all gone from her head As I laid on the road there beside her, I knew then and there that I'd sinned so I put my sweet lips to her pussy, and sucked out the load I'd shot in |
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