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Link Posted: 8/1/2014 12:44:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Personal responsibility... how does it work??


Link Posted: 8/1/2014 12:52:37 PM EDT
[#2]
She claims that they gave her permission, but the park says she's lion.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 12:53:45 PM EDT
[#3]
Yeah, I'm sure the guide told her it was okay to pet the fucking lion.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 1:12:24 PM EDT
[#4]
The " Do not iron while wearing" clothing tag was made for people like her.

Link Posted: 8/1/2014 1:20:59 PM EDT
[#5]
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Fat, stupid, and ugly is no way to go through life...


Michael Moore disagrees.

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Damn.  Is that Michael Moore's  Mom????


gd
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 1:28:08 PM EDT
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they shoulda posted a sign saying that those were the meat eating type


serously though, what kind of Zoo is such that you can reach the lions??  Good for them it wasnt a kid or a retard
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 1:35:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Hopefully she'll do the taxpayers a favor, by wrapping herself in bacon and trying to fellate the polar bears next.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 1:35:58 PM EDT
[#8]
Guilty.  I'll sit on the jury.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 1:37:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/1/2014 5:13:17 PM EDT
[#10]
We go to Tawas all the time,  I never knew that was there.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 5:14:33 PM EDT
[#11]
That's like sticking your finger in a lawn mower blade and suing the manufacturer.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 5:17:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/1/2014 5:20:49 PM EDT
[#13]
Yeah, she looks about how I expected she would look.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 5:21:23 PM EDT
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Have you no pride?



 
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 5:23:26 PM EDT
[#15]
I remember in the 70's when she would cry during those stop pollution commercials
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 5:24:40 PM EDT
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Just go to a leather shop and have them make a new finger.  It'll match the rest of her skin.
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Link Posted: 8/1/2014 5:27:45 PM EDT
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Foxtrot Papa November India
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 5:33:19 PM EDT
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I can still use my hair dryer in the shower though - right?


Link Posted: 8/1/2014 5:36:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Dumb bitch.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 6:02:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/1/2014 6:28:32 PM EDT
[#21]
Just give her $5 bucks and call it even..I mean the lion got a single digit payday so its only fair.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 6:29:37 PM EDT
[#22]


Crazy lady-fingers snack
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 6:32:23 PM EDT
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According to the staff at the zoo, she was in a secure area and they told her to get out.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 6:46:29 PM EDT
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That's what the lion said.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 6:57:09 PM EDT
[#25]
It all depends on how the lion was raised.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 7:02:49 PM EDT
[#26]
That will teach you not to set your meth pipe down on the Lions cage wall.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 7:04:48 PM EDT
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She'd need to pay extra for the nicotine staining custom job though.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 7:08:18 PM EDT
[#28]
She tried to create joinder.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 7:09:05 PM EDT
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You just described half of arfcom GD
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 7:09:22 PM EDT
[#30]
This reminds of the story about a snake...



"I'm a snake lion bitch"
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 7:12:10 PM EDT
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Have you no pride?
 
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Have you no pride?
 


You're both missing the mane point of this story.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 7:12:56 PM EDT
[#32]
N/M RIF.
Link Posted: 8/1/2014 8:15:31 PM EDT
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That's what the lion said.
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That's what the lion said.



Link Posted: 8/1/2014 8:15:51 PM EDT
[#34]
What? Did she think the Lion was an Over Sized House Cat that was also a Vegetarian?

What a MORON!
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