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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:01:48 PM EDT
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Yep.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:02:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:08:25 PM EDT
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Maybe when op wakes up from the rapies I mean roofies he can let us in on when a fisting ceases and goes into being used as a puppet.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:16:54 PM EDT
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You gonna pitch or catch?
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:23:59 PM EDT
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Maybe when op wakes up from the rapies I mean roofies he can let us in on when a fisting ceases and goes into being used as a puppet. I'm guessing he now knows the bitter sweet smell of chloroform and sex. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:24:31 PM EDT
[#6]
OP should play hard to get,
Don't shave, wear a fedora, talk about atheism and MLP. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:26:33 PM EDT
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You're going to get Amway'd or Landmarked.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:29:54 PM EDT
[#8]
OP walks into friends house and this is what he sees...
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:29:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:51:46 PM EDT
[#10]
Overlooking everything else, how do you have 423 unread messages?
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:54:42 PM EDT
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If you like roofi coladas and getting raped in the rain And the feel of the buttsecks with a whole lot of pain If you like making love at midnight and me in a cape You're the man I've looked for, come with me and escape Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I hope you like roofi coladas.  This. If you like roofi coladas and getting raped in the rain And the feel of the buttsecks with a whole lot of pain If you like making love at midnight and me in a cape You're the man I've looked for, come with me and escape 
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Posted: 7/31/2014 3:57:18 PM EDT
[#12]
Sounds like a setup for a rape and/or murder.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:03:50 PM EDT
[#13]
Amway pitch.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:05:40 PM EDT
[#14]
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Sounds like a setup for a rape and/or murder. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Maybe he'll be lucky and the murder will happen first. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:07:43 PM EDT
[#15]
At least post a text saying, "Fuck it, I'm foing!"
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:09:24 PM EDT
[#16]
WTF!
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:17:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Are your friends 15?
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:20:21 PM EDT
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Maybe he'll be lucky and the murder will happen first. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like a setup for a rape and/or murder. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Maybe he'll be lucky and the murder will happen first. That would be mighty kind of them. Fingers crossed for OP. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:24:07 PM EDT
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Looketh over there. *butt fucked* So endeth the joke. This made me lol. OP you're definitely going for a struggle snuggle. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:25:34 PM EDT
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You gonna pitch or catch? Op is a utility player |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:27:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:27:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:34:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:36:18 PM EDT
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I hope you like roofi coladas. that could be a line in a bad rupert holmes song..'if you like rooofie coladas...getting raped in the butt"... |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:39:12 PM EDT
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If you are anywhere near Camp Lejune/Cherry Point be prepared to be massively disapointed. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"They're good people you don't gotta worry" Sounds legit. my thoughts exactly. hell after i finish grilling these burgers im gonna recon the area. unfortunately im TAD here so all i have is my P30 and my Ruger SR-22. hopefully its a house full of big booty carolina girls and not a sausage fest waiting on the guest of honor  If you are anywhere near Camp Lejune/Cherry Point be prepared to be massively disapointed. Yeah, when I was stationed at Cherry Point we called it the cherryless pit! |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:39:33 PM EDT
[#26]
Just remember OP, when it happens never cry for "help". Always yell "fire." Nobody answers to "help". You yell "fire" and they come running.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:42:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Amway pitch. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:43:38 PM EDT
[#28]
When was the last time OP was heard from?
Do we need to form a search party or is it already too late? |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 4:49:43 PM EDT
[#29]
OP, remember,"Fist" can be used as a verb.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 5:01:01 PM EDT
[#30]
You got a man date. Wear lots of cologne
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Posted: 7/31/2014 5:02:29 PM EDT
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I hope you like roofi coladas. This. If you like roofi coladas and getting raped in the rain And the feel of the buttsecks with a whole lot of pain If you like making love at midnight and me in a cape You're the man I've looked for, come with me and escape
I was board and a little drunk so I rewrote the whole song. I was tired of my mom's basement, I'd been there too long Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song So while mom was sleepin', I read my phone in bed And in the inbox there was, this text I read 'If you like Roofi Coladas, and getting raped in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, write to me don't try to escape' I didn't think about my mom, I know that sounds kinda mean But me and mom had fallen, into the same old dull routine So I responded to the text, What should I bring And with that text, I made his phone ring "Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and gettin raped in the rain I'm not much into butt lube, I am into pain I've got to meet you by tonight, and cut through all this red tape If we meet at your place, will I be able to escape" So I tented with high hopes, and I walked in the place I knew his smile in an instant, I knew the curve of his face It was my own man, and he said, "Oh, it's you?" Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew" "That you made Roofi Coladas and liked raping in the rain And the feel of a gerbil and a whole lotta pain If you like making love at midnight, while wearing a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, I'll never try to escape" 'If you Roofi Coladas, and raping in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight, with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, there will be no escape' Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and getting raped in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into pain I've got to meet you tonight, and cut through all this red tape Meet me at my place, where we'll plan your rape. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 5:33:19 PM EDT
[#32]
Holy fuckballs!
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Posted: 7/31/2014 5:38:24 PM EDT
[#33]
Just a reminder OP . If sex is a pain in the ass you are doing it wrong
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Posted: 7/31/2014 5:49:39 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryYou ever had your shit pushed in Holmes?
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:21:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:35:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:48:35 PM EDT
[#37]
Yes. Clearly yes.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 7:58:42 PM EDT
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I was board and a little drunk so I rewrote the whole song. I was tired of my mom's basement, I'd been there too long Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song So while mom was sleepin', I read my phone in bed And in the inbox there was, this text I read 'If you like Roofi Coladas, and getting raped in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, write to me don't try to escape' I didn't think about my mom, I know that sounds kinda mean But me and mom had fallen, into the same old dull routine So I responded to the text, What should I bring And with that text, I made his phone ring "Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and gettin raped in the rain I'm not much into butt lube, I am into pain I've got to meet you by tonight, and cut through all this red tape If we meet at your place, will I be able to escape" So I tented with high hopes, and I walked in the place I knew his smile in an instant, I knew the curve of his face It was my own man, and he said, "Oh, it's you?" Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew" "That you made Roofi Coladas and liked raping in the rain And the feel of a gerbil and a whole lotta pain If you like making love at midnight, while wearing a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, I'll never try to escape" 'If you Roofi Coladas, and raping in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight, with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, there will be no escape' Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and getting raped in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into pain I've got to meet you tonight, and cut through all this red tape Meet me at my place, where we'll plan your rape. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I hope you like roofi coladas. This. If you like roofi coladas and getting raped in the rain And the feel of the buttsecks with a whole lot of pain If you like making love at midnight and me in a cape You're the man I've looked for, come with me and escape
I was board and a little drunk so I rewrote the whole song. I was tired of my mom's basement, I'd been there too long Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song So while mom was sleepin', I read my phone in bed And in the inbox there was, this text I read 'If you like Roofi Coladas, and getting raped in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, write to me don't try to escape' I didn't think about my mom, I know that sounds kinda mean But me and mom had fallen, into the same old dull routine So I responded to the text, What should I bring And with that text, I made his phone ring "Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and gettin raped in the rain I'm not much into butt lube, I am into pain I've got to meet you by tonight, and cut through all this red tape If we meet at your place, will I be able to escape" So I tented with high hopes, and I walked in the place I knew his smile in an instant, I knew the curve of his face It was my own man, and he said, "Oh, it's you?" Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew" "That you made Roofi Coladas and liked raping in the rain And the feel of a gerbil and a whole lotta pain If you like making love at midnight, while wearing a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, I'll never try to escape" 'If you Roofi Coladas, and raping in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight, with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, there will be no escape' Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and getting raped in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into pain I've got to meet you tonight, and cut through all this red tape Meet me at my place, where we'll plan your rape. Bravo, William, bravo.... |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:24:19 PM EDT
[#39]
rape party and your anus is the guest of honor?
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:28:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was board and a little drunk so I rewrote the whole song. I was tired of my mom's basement, I'd been there too long Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song So while mom was sleepin', I read my phone in bed And in the inbox there was, this text I read 'If you like Roofi Coladas, and getting raped in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, write to me don't try to escape' I didn't think about my mom, I know that sounds kinda mean But me and mom had fallen, into the same old dull routine So I responded to the text, What should I bring And with that text, I made his phone ring "Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and gettin raped in the rain I'm not much into butt lube, I am into pain I've got to meet you by tonight, and cut through all this red tape If we meet at your place, will I be able to escape" So I tented with high hopes, and I walked in the place I knew his smile in an instant, I knew the curve of his face It was my own man, and he said, "Oh, it's you?" Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew" "That you made Roofi Coladas and liked raping in the rain And the feel of a gerbil and a whole lotta pain If you like making love at midnight, while wearing a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, I'll never try to escape" 'If you Roofi Coladas, and raping in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight, with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, there will be no escape' Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and getting raped in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into pain I've got to meet you tonight, and cut through all this red tape Meet me at my place, where we'll plan your rape. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I hope you like roofi coladas. This. If you like roofi coladas and getting raped in the rain And the feel of the buttsecks with a whole lot of pain If you like making love at midnight and me in a cape You're the man I've looked for, come with me and escape I was board and a little drunk so I rewrote the whole song. I was tired of my mom's basement, I'd been there too long Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song So while mom was sleepin', I read my phone in bed And in the inbox there was, this text I read 'If you like Roofi Coladas, and getting raped in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, write to me don't try to escape' I didn't think about my mom, I know that sounds kinda mean But me and mom had fallen, into the same old dull routine So I responded to the text, What should I bring And with that text, I made his phone ring "Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and gettin raped in the rain I'm not much into butt lube, I am into pain I've got to meet you by tonight, and cut through all this red tape If we meet at your place, will I be able to escape" So I tented with high hopes, and I walked in the place I knew his smile in an instant, I knew the curve of his face It was my own man, and he said, "Oh, it's you?" Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew" "That you made Roofi Coladas and liked raping in the rain And the feel of a gerbil and a whole lotta pain If you like making love at midnight, while wearing a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, I'll never try to escape" 'If you Roofi Coladas, and raping in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight, with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, there will be no escape' Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and getting raped in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into pain I've got to meet you tonight, and cut through all this red tape Meet me at my place, where we'll plan your rape. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:31:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:32:54 PM EDT
[#42]
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Amway pitch. Team National. |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:41:57 PM EDT
[#43]
I guess OP fent. I wonder if we'll hear from him again.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:45:22 PM EDT
[#44]
Bring a fruitplate op
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:56:14 PM EDT
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Maybe when op wakes up from the rapies I mean roofies he can let us in on when a fisting ceases and goes into being used as a puppet. I'm confused, is he meeting cops? |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:56:59 PM EDT
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giy is movin in a place. neighbor pulls up and invites him to a party down the street saying there is gonna be drinking, fightin and fucking. guy says that sounds like his type of party and asks him who is going to be there and is told: "just you and me."
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Posted: 7/31/2014 8:59:27 PM EDT
[#47]
armenian conveyor belt
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Posted: 7/31/2014 10:14:33 PM EDT
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I was board and a little drunk so I rewrote the whole song. I was tired of my mom's basement, I'd been there too long Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song So while mom was sleepin', I read my phone in bed And in the inbox there was, this text I read 'If you like Roofi Coladas, and getting raped in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, write to me don't try to escape' I didn't think about my mom, I know that sounds kinda mean But me and mom had fallen, into the same old dull routine So I responded to the text, What should I bring And with that text, I made his phone ring "Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and gettin raped in the rain I'm not much into butt lube, I am into pain I've got to meet you by tonight, and cut through all this red tape If we meet at your place, will I be able to escape" So I tented with high hopes, and I walked in the place I knew his smile in an instant, I knew the curve of his face It was my own man, and he said, "Oh, it's you?" Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew" "That you made Roofi Coladas and liked raping in the rain And the feel of a gerbil and a whole lotta pain If you like making love at midnight, while wearing a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, I'll never try to escape" 'If you Roofi Coladas, and raping in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight, with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, there will be no escape' Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and getting raped in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into pain I've got to meet you tonight, and cut through all this red tape Meet me at my place, where we'll plan your rape. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I hope you like roofi coladas. This. If you like roofi coladas and getting raped in the rain And the feel of the buttsecks with a whole lot of pain If you like making love at midnight and me in a cape You're the man I've looked for, come with me and escape
I was board and a little drunk so I rewrote the whole song. I was tired of my mom's basement, I'd been there too long Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song So while mom was sleepin', I read my phone in bed And in the inbox there was, this text I read 'If you like Roofi Coladas, and getting raped in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, write to me don't try to escape' I didn't think about my mom, I know that sounds kinda mean But me and mom had fallen, into the same old dull routine So I responded to the text, What should I bring And with that text, I made his phone ring "Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and gettin raped in the rain I'm not much into butt lube, I am into pain I've got to meet you by tonight, and cut through all this red tape If we meet at your place, will I be able to escape" So I tented with high hopes, and I walked in the place I knew his smile in an instant, I knew the curve of his face It was my own man, and he said, "Oh, it's you?" Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew" "That you made Roofi Coladas and liked raping in the rain And the feel of a gerbil and a whole lotta pain If you like making love at midnight, while wearing a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, I'll never try to escape" 'If you Roofi Coladas, and raping in the rain If you're into Xbox, if you have half a brain If you like buttsecks at midnight, with me in a cape I'm the man that you've looked for, there will be no escape' Yes, I like Roofi Coladas and getting raped in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into pain I've got to meet you tonight, and cut through all this red tape Meet me at my place, where we'll plan your rape. somebody buy '14er a membership |
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Posted: 7/31/2014 10:39:34 PM EDT
[#49]
There should be a new sub forum for all of these "Unique" threads that have been posted as of late.
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Posted: 7/31/2014 10:41:38 PM EDT
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There should be a new sub forum for all of these "Unique" threads that have been posted as of late. They have one, it is called GD. 
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