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Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:15:15 AM EDT
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Possibly. Or it could be what those two guys use to seal the last hole in your GF.
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They all have massive orgies with your woman all over the furniture and kitchen where you eat with them when youre not around. Bet on it. It's a ruse.


  They have a giant copper sculpture of a cock and balls in their living room.



Pretty convincing ruse.



Proabably your GFs.


  Could be. More likely it's a tribute to 13ers.



Possibly. Or it could be what those two guys use to seal the last hole in your GF.




 
You sure seem preoccupied with dicks. Maybe you should make your own thread?
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:21:57 AM EDT
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Dicks always find a hole nearby, add booze or pot....boom.  










Check your woman's holes for seepage OP







ETA:  IF, she nails these boys, she may/will wash her shit out.  The Russian I nailed on a regular basis, washed her shit out before she fent.




ETA2 :  To think a gay guy pushing his cock into a pussy doesn't some how feel great is fooling yourself.


 
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:29:21 AM EDT
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Dicks always find a hole nearby, add booze or pot....boom.  
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Check your woman's holes for seepage OP




ETA:  IF, she nails these boys, she may/will wash her shit out.  The Russian I nailed on a regular basis, washed her shit out before she fent.
 




 
lol, this is great
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:37:43 AM EDT
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You seem familiar.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:37:59 AM EDT
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Just a little advice...saying shit like this^ about someone's wife, girlfriend, mother will lead to banned camp.



 
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:50:09 AM EDT
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Your GF lives with 2 dudes?

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2 dudes that act don't seem gay when you're around?
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Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:55:39 AM EDT
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Words of wisdom: Nobody is that gay or that straight.  Alcohol and sick fantasies have led to more than a few "experimentations".

Women love gay dudes because women are delusional sillyhearts. They like the non-threatening emotional aspect but also see it as a big "what if" scenario.  Like people who have WW3 and zombie fantasies.....it may or may not ever happen but people like to play out these elaborate scenarios in their minds that could lead to some sort of bizarre adventure.

Same with guys and lesbians.  To tame a shrewish, boyish lesbo into feminine submission with nothing but charm like...."hey I'm such a stud. She wants me. Just cuz I'm so awesome "

But hey man you ain't married to this chick so I wouldn't care.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:57:41 AM EDT
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Wait a minute...something doesn't seem quite right here.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:03:53 AM EDT
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Reminds me of that banned poster Cyonal. What a CS!
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:06:29 AM EDT
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"Say you're in a committed relationship and you meet a dude you really want to smash.


he wants to bone too, and there's more than just a physical attraction going on. There's chemistry, making him infinitely sexier, but not quite enough to bounce on your chick.


Here's the kicker.. your S.O. will NOT find out. She's out of town, loves and trusts you completely."
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:10:53 AM EDT
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OP has resorted to trolling for attention.

Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:14:31 AM EDT
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Cool. But I think I'd pass on the RV offer.

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Come on OP will might have a promising career in amateur pron!

Cameras be up in that bitch!
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 2:03:30 AM EDT
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And I don't plan to cheat.
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This the same GF your wanting to cheat on?

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And I don't plan to cheat.


But you might? Just rail another chick and save yourself the time and money.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 2:14:43 AM EDT
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Sure they're gay.

Link Posted: 7/30/2014 2:41:27 AM EDT
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So you are not going to cheat on your girl friend with a woman but with her roommate (s)?
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:18:46 AM EDT
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Yeah, I'd think so.
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I look forward to the four of us hanging out now... just have to watch my mouth.


Yeah, I'd think so.


Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:19:16 AM EDT
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JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:20:34 AM EDT
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Who the fuck cares unless you are promoting homosexuality?
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:21:20 AM EDT
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This thread is gay.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:22:57 AM EDT
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OP is being groomed for a gay orgy and doesn't even see it cumming.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:26:43 AM EDT
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What an odd thread, with odd responses.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:29:46 AM EDT
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Arfcom has the most unique coming out threads of any forum I frequent

 
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:30:32 AM EDT
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  Could be. More likely it's a tribute to 13ers.
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They all have massive orgies with your woman all over the furniture and kitchen where you eat with them when youre not around. Bet on it. It's a ruse.

  They have a giant copper sculpture of a cock and balls in their living room.

Pretty convincing ruse.

Proabably your GFs.

  Could be. More likely it's a tribute to 13ers.

Or anyone who lives in CA.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:30:44 AM EDT
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Your GF lives with 2 dudes?



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2 dudes that act gay when you're around?

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winning! 3-somes
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:34:23 AM EDT
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The three of them share a house, I go over sometimes to eat and hang with my chick.

Except for them calling each other "babe" once in awhile it's like any other group of friends hanging out. There's no surprise penetration, no dude on dude action in front of guests, it's pretty much the same dynamic as anywhere else. In fact they're super cool fellas, even offered to let us take their RV out for the weekend and they barely know me.

I look forward to the four of us hanging out now... just have to watch my mouth. Gay and faggot have to take a hiatus from my vocabulary when I'm at the pad, the chick gives me a look

All said it's pretty uneventful, we just eat and have a good time.
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Isnt all that skipping and prancing about disracting when you are trying to watch the ballgame?
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:36:05 AM EDT
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winning! 3-somes
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Your GF lives with 2 dudes?



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2 dudes that act gay when you're around?



 
winning! 3-somes
soon to be four some

 
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:36:41 AM EDT
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You either A.  Left your account logged in somewhere.  or B.  Have gone FULL retard.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:45:37 AM EDT
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They're using her to lure in unsuspecting victims. Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:46:19 AM EDT
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The three of them share a house, I go over sometimes to eat and hang with my chick.

Except for them calling each other "babe" once in awhile it's like any other group of friends hanging out. There's no surprise penetration, no dude on dude action in front of guests, it's pretty much the same dynamic as anywhere else. In fact they're super cool fellas, even offered to let us take their RV out for the weekend and they barely know me.

I look forward to the four of us hanging out now... just have to watch my mouth. Gay and faggot have to take a hiatus from my vocabulary when I'm at the pad, the chick gives me a look

All said it's pretty uneventful, we just eat and have a good time.
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I'll pass
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:48:01 AM EDT
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The three of them share a house, I go over sometimes to eat and hang with my chick.

Except for them calling each other "babe" once in awhile it's like any other group of friends hanging out. There's no surprise penetration, no dude on dude action in front of guests, it's pretty much the same dynamic as anywhere else. In fact they're super cool fellas, even offered to let us take their RV out for the weekend and they barely know me.

I look forward to the four of us hanging out now... just have to watch my mouth. Gay and faggot have to take a hiatus from my vocabulary when I'm at the pad, the chick gives me a look

All said it's pretty uneventful, we just eat and have a good time.
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"Fella, pad, chick?"

What decade am I in?
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:53:48 AM EDT
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This
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:55:45 AM EDT
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OP's "girl" could be post-op tranny living with other gays. Need pics.

Does "she" have large hands and an adam's apple
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:59:07 AM EDT
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Tell them to go over to their local mosque and join their church. I'm sure they will be tolerated. Tenderly.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 3:59:13 AM EDT
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Cool. But I think I'd pass on the RV offer.

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At the very least bring new sheets and lots of bleach
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 4:01:03 AM EDT
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Coming out thread
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 4:04:32 AM EDT
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It's the "Three's Company" episode that no one wants to see.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 4:08:22 AM EDT
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devil's threeway
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 4:11:45 AM EDT
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So you're saying that gay people are kinda like regular people? Wow!
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Impossible!
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 4:31:31 AM EDT
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She's going to catch the gay, since we all know that just being around those people makes you a gay pedophile satanist.



Then she's either leaving you for a bull dyke, or she infect you as well, and you'll be coming out of the closet in a week or two.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 4:39:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/30/2014 4:53:18 AM EDT
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how is she in bed? did she turn them gay by railing them before you met her? are you next?
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 4:59:32 AM EDT
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the phrase "sideboss" somehow fits in to this thread...
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 5:08:17 AM EDT
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You're going to need more paper plates than normal.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 5:19:35 AM EDT
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I just don't understand the compulsion to post about daily life stuff, are you venting, looking for advice or input, what is the point of this thread?



I'll give it a shot and see how it feels. Today I went to the gym and it was extremely crowded and it took way too long to finish my workout...



Nope, still don't get it. It's a female trait/habit, it's basically just a way to feel like the center of attention and it's not a trait men should emulate.
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  Half the people posting in this thread don't care.



That's fabulous.



I just don't understand the compulsion to post about daily life stuff, are you venting, looking for advice or input, what is the point of this thread?



I'll give it a shot and see how it feels. Today I went to the gym and it was extremely crowded and it took way too long to finish my workout...



Nope, still don't get it. It's a female trait/habit, it's basically just a way to feel like the center of attention and it's not a trait men should emulate.


How else do you think one ends up with 31,000+ posts in a seven year period.  



OP, don't forget the paper plates



 
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 5:21:43 AM EDT
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No way!
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 5:23:04 AM EDT
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Eject
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 5:24:36 AM EDT
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The three of them share a house, I go over sometimes to eat and hang with my chick.

Except for them calling each other "babe" once in awhile it's like any other group of friends hanging out. There's no surprise penetration, no dude on dude action in front of guests, it's pretty much the same dynamic as anywhere else. In fact they're super cool fellas, even offered to let us take their RV out for the weekend and they barely know me.

I look forward to the four of us hanging out now... just have to watch my mouth. Gay and faggot have to take a hiatus from my vocabulary when I'm at the pad, the chick gives me a look

All said it's pretty uneventful, we just eat and have a good time.
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Then why do you even go over there?

Link Posted: 7/30/2014 5:27:06 AM EDT
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Oh no! It's the Gay Agenda™!



By showing you their normalcy, and acting like real people who just wanna live and be left alone, they're beguiling you and getting you to bow to their evil plans of world domination.



You should smack them with a Bible, or something. Knock that gay right out of them before we're all infected.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 5:27:25 AM EDT
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Oh no! It's the Gay Agenda™!

By showing you their normalcy, and acting like real people who just wanna live and be left alone, they're beguiling you and getting you to bow to their evil plans of world domination.

You should smack them with a Bible, or something. Knock that gay right out of them before we're all infected.
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+1

The GF is a covert spy, sent into the hetero world to infiltrate and do recon.


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