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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:00:47 PM EDT
Got a text today that our dog was under the deck barking, but wouldn't come out when called. I headed over to the house, expecting him to have found a snake, or perhaps the rabbit I occasionally see in the back yard. I grabbed the 10/22 from the garage, and a large flash light, and as soon as I stepped out on the deck, he ran out looking like the happiest dog on the planet. A quick shine with the light showed the bastard that had been tearing up my back lawn with Mt. Everest sized runs. Three precious rounds of .22, and two minutes pulling up a board on the deck, and I might have solved my landscaping problem.
The dog: 
The bastard: 
Protip: If your deck is about a foot and a half above the ground, the joists kinda act like a suppressor. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:02:25 PM EDT
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You shot your dog's mate?
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:02:29 PM EDT
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Good pup.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:04:00 PM EDT
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You shot your dog's mate? Heh. That poor dog is so confused, he's an inter-species homosexual. Only animal he's ever tried seriously humping is a male cat of ours. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:04:05 PM EDT
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0/10, way underdone and no plate and silverware.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:04:41 PM EDT
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Nice beaver.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:08:51 PM EDT
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Nice beaver.marmot Fixt |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:22:38 PM EDT
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sweet whistlepig.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:23:07 PM EDT
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Got a text today that our dog was under the deck barking, but wouldn't come out when called. I headed over to the house, expecting him to have found a snake, or perhaps the rabbit I occasionally see in the back yard. I grabbed the 10/22 from the garage, and a large flash light, and as soon as I stepped out on the deck, he ran out looking like the happiest dog on the planet. A quick shine with the light showed the bastard that had been tearing up my back lawn with Mt. Everest sized runs. Three precious rounds of .22, and two minutes pulling up a board on the deck, and I might have solved my landscaping problem. The dog: http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b538/Bmill113/Mobile%20Uploads/20140729_194751_zpsh0z1huxf.jpg The bastard: http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b538/Bmill113/Mobile%20Uploads/20140729_165931_zpsslf9n5aj.jpg Protip: If your deck is about a foot and a half above the ground, the joists kinda act like a suppressor. In before the ATF confiscates your deck.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:24:31 PM EDT
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0/10, way underdone and no plate and silverware. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:30:24 PM EDT
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You shot your dog's mate? Or the dag? 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:30:35 PM EDT
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I mean rat.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:50:14 PM EDT
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Hell left over . he earned his own one inch steak...
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Posted: 7/29/2014 5:58:28 PM EDT
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Now just need to skin and gut it. Then parboil for about 20 minutes. Take it out and put in a baking dish with some potatoes, carrot, onions, and celery. Salt and Pepper to taste. Cover with foil and place in oven at 350 until meat is done and tender. Serve with fried okra, green beans, and corbread. mmm.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 6:55:00 PM EDT
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Now just need to skin and gut it. Then parboil for about 20 minutes. Take it out and put in a baking dish with some potatoes, carrot, onions, and celery. Salt and Pepper to taste. Cover with foil and place in oven at 350 until meat is done and tender. Serve with fried okra, green beans, and corbread. mmm. Lol. I tossed the nasty, tick ridden, yard burrowing fucker over the fence. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:02:06 PM EDT
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Does your dag's nametag say BAD MOTHERFUCKER?
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:09:36 PM EDT
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Does your dag's nametag say BAD MOTHERFUCKER? No, but perhaps a trip to petsmart is in order. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:16:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No, but perhaps a trip to petsmart is in order. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Does your dag's nametag say BAD MOTHERFUCKER? No, but perhaps a trip to petsmart is in order. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:43:17 PM EDT
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You won't do it. No balls. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Does your dag's nametag say BAD MOTHERFUCKER? No, but perhaps a trip to petsmart is in order. dick. You know I'm on a fixed income. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:45:46 PM EDT
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https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSamm1iziQgzPOuRpWS036xrVdnH36pKk3wmCDm65z0eoj9hAxXZW3daDw dick. You know I'm on a fixed income. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Does your dag's nametag say BAD MOTHERFUCKER? No, but perhaps a trip to petsmart is in order. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSamm1iziQgzPOuRpWS036xrVdnH36pKk3wmCDm65z0eoj9hAxXZW3daDw dick. You know I'm on a fixed income. I'm tempted to perhaps accept this challenge as your second, just because.. Have to see what the SO says about random expenditure on such a thing
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:47:14 PM EDT
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I'm tempted to perhaps accept this challenge as your second, just because.. Have to see what the SO says about random expenditure on such a thing Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Does your dag's nametag say BAD MOTHERFUCKER? No, but perhaps a trip to petsmart is in order. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSamm1iziQgzPOuRpWS036xrVdnH36pKk3wmCDm65z0eoj9hAxXZW3daDw dick. You know I'm on a fixed income. I'm tempted to perhaps accept this challenge as your second, just because.. Have to see what the SO says about random expenditure on such a thing My wife's budget and mine are separate, currently, and I know DoubleA from the Army, so now I gotta make that bastid eat it. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:47:18 PM EDT
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Good dag!11
Mine have brought me 2 moles this month. My mower blades thank them. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:49:06 PM EDT
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Good dag!11 Mine have brought me 2 moles this month. My mower blades thank them. You ain't shittin. Now that this thing is dead, I have to figure out how to tamp down all the runs and dug out dirt before I mow again. Unfortunately, it isn't as simple as just stepping on it, there's mounds and runs everywhere. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:50:33 PM EDT
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If you think you only had one of those, you are in for a surprise.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:51:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fixt Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Nice beaver.marmot Fixt Let us not forget, Dude, that uh, keeping an aquatic...mammal...in the city ....
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:52:40 PM EDT
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If you think you only had one of those, you are in for a surprise. ideas on how to ferret marmot flush these things out? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:52:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You ain't shittin. Now that this thing is dead, I have to figure out how to tamp down all the runs and dug out dirt before I mow again. Unfortunately, it isn't as simple as just stepping on it, there's mounds and runs everywhere. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Good dag!11 Mine have brought me 2 moles this month. My mower blades thank them. You ain't shittin. Now that this thing is dead, I have to figure out how to tamp down all the runs and dug out dirt before I mow again. Unfortunately, it isn't as simple as just stepping on it, there's mounds and runs everywhere. rent one of these... |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:53:40 PM EDT
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I wish I lived somewhere where I could discharge my 10/22 at will.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:54:30 PM EDT
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I wish I lived somewhere where I could discharge my 10/22 at will. I am literally 400m outside city limits, that is the only thing that kept me within the letter of the law. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:57:14 PM EDT
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ideas on how to ferret marmot flush these things out? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you think you only had one of those, you are in for a surprise. ideas on how to ferret marmot flush these things out? Just keep your eyes open and your gun close by. Then tend to come out on sunny days to eat grass and fuck up anything you may have planted. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:58:47 PM EDT
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I am literally 400m outside city limits, that is the only thing that kept me within the letter of the law. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish I lived somewhere where I could discharge my 10/22 at will. I am literally 400m outside city limits, that is the only thing that kept me within the letter of the law. I'm within city limits. I could probably throw my 10/22 in my back neighbour's yard from my back deck. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:08:56 PM EDT
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If you think you only had one of those, you are in for a surprise. ideas on how to ferret marmot flush these things out? Buy another dag, and name him badmutherfucker II. Done deal. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:09:49 PM EDT
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Cute pup.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:10:03 PM EDT
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Just keep your eyes open and your gun close by. Then tend to come out on sunny days to eat grass and fuck up anything you may have planted. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you think you only had one of those, you are in for a surprise. ideas on how to ferret marmot flush these things out? Just keep your eyes open and your gun close by. Then tend to come out on sunny days to eat grass and fuck up anything you may have planted. Less of an option for me, unfortunately, the wife and I are currently separated. What's good bait for groundhogs, or whatever it was I killed? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:15:34 PM EDT
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If you get the right one, which is a large possibility, chihuahuas are the most badass pets.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:19:40 PM EDT
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If you get the right one, which is a large possibility, chihuahuas are the most badass pets. I got the right one because the little bastard came running up to me when I was hanging out with DoubleAron one day, and that damn dog hasn't left my side since. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:27:38 PM EDT
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By hanging out you mean rolling out 1K of .38 Super in an hour and a half...and making your ass chamber check every round.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:31:29 PM EDT
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By hanging out you mean rolling out 1K of .38 Super in an hour and a half...and making your ass chamber check every round. Yeah, this. I wasn't going to call you out, though. Dick. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:36:54 PM EDT
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If you think you only had one of those, you are in for a surprise. ideas on how to ferret marmot flush these things out? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:41:29 PM EDT
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If you think you only had one of those, you are in for a surprise. ideas on how to ferret marmot flush these things out? https://sp2.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608025875954533726&pid=15.1&P=0 Shit, I'm all out of Bill Murray. Any other ideas? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:44:35 PM EDT
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Probably more in there.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:47:42 PM EDT
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Good kill
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:48:58 PM EDT
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In all seriousness, I've been waiting for this fucker for a while.
What is a good way to get rid of his kin? I really hate the fact that my nice, flat, Missourian back lawn has topography now. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:49:23 PM EDT
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What's the deal with those shoes?
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:51:35 PM EDT
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Poor kitty.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:51:46 PM EDT
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What's the deal with those shoes? New Balance Minimus man, they're light. They're also about 4 years old, and the bright orange color makes it so Fudds don't confuse my feet for deer. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:13:47 PM EDT
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In before the ATF confiscates your deck.
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Protip: If your deck is about a foot and a half above the ground, the joists kinda act like a suppressor. In before the ATF confiscates your deck.
Isn't it okay as long as the deck doesn't attach to the gun?
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