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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:27:02 PM EDT
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Toss it on his front porch
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:27:42 PM EDT
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Wander onto their front lawn and poop
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:27:46 PM EDT
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Wander into their yard and shit in it.
Sniped by Mikhail. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:28:24 PM EDT
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Wander into their yard and shit in it. this was not a poll option, but I like it. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:33:33 PM EDT
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Wander into their yard and shit in it. Sniped by Mikhail. I would assume that White trash mom drives a 1993 dodge mini van(with dale earnhart numbers on door) or a 84 camero(v6), or a 1992 mustang or other POS car. Pick up poop in bag, tie bag, write nice note about it "your dog left this in my yard, I have returned it to you, I really don't like finding suprises like this when I'm mowing my lawn. Please watch your dog." Place poop on front window of car in bag, leave note under wiper. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:33:38 PM EDT
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Build a fence. Bitches love fences.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:36:42 PM EDT
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Tell your neighbor it's still happening. Tell him you're pissed. Not at him, but the person letting the dog shit in your yard. Tell him to take care of the problem.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:36:45 PM EDT
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Shit on the hood of the roommate's car to establish dominance.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:40:09 PM EDT
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1. Procure roadkill (deer, a couple of racoons, etc.) and place on your front lawn
2. Neighbor's dog rolls around in roadkill and returns to neighbor's living room 3. ??? 4. Profit |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:41:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:43:10 PM EDT
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Build a fence. Bitches love fences. I don't know what area of Florida the OP lives in, but you can't fence your front yard in my town. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:44:26 PM EDT
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People will will shoot you over that kind of shit man.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:45:30 PM EDT
[#13]
Go old school.
Collect dog shit in a paper bag Put the bag on their front porch and light on fire. Ring or knock on door and run |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:46:19 PM EDT
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Use a shovel to throw it as high up the side of the house as possible. Preferably under a window.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:47:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:47:27 PM EDT
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Hammer it flat, freeze it, and put it through their mail slot.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:48:31 PM EDT
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I really don't get it.
Dog shits in your yard. Is it in your walking path? Do you smell it? Does it verbally or physically attack you? Does this menacing turd invade your dreams? Are you jealous of its size and bulk? Or is it simply, your looking for something to bitch about. Like all the other asshole busy body's that seem to have invaded this planet in the last 10 years. Do you know how many other animals shit in your yard nightly? I would bet some asshole bird just dropped a deuce on a tree branch and in your grass, RIGHT NOW! |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:50:53 PM EDT
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I won't tell the whole story, since I got banned for it, but the safe part, before the escalation, was to simply talk to them. If that doesn't work, the second step is to get a shovel every time the dog poops and shovel it up. Don't dump it in the yard, but put it in your wheelbarrow, or a 10 gallon bucket. When the wheelbarrow is full, or the bucket, wait for them to go somewhere, and return their belongings. Be sure to do it where they park their car, or the porch, whichever you choose, just somewhere they have to actually deal with it for a change.
I'm stopping at this part. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:51:32 PM EDT
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I really don't get it. Dog shits in your yard. Is it in your walking path? Do you smell it? Does it verbally or physically attack you? Does this menacing turd invade your dreams? Are you jealous of its size and bulk? Or is it simply, your looking for something to bitch about. Like all the other asshole busy body's that seem to have invaded this planet in the last 10 years. Do you know how many other animals shit in your yard nightly? I would bet some asshole bird just dropped a deuce on a tree branch and in your grass, RIGHT NOW! 
Too bad I'm not your neighbor ...... |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:53:03 PM EDT
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I really don't get it. Dog shits in your yard. Is it in your walking path? Do you smell it? Does it verbally or physically attack you? Does this menacing turd invade your dreams? Are you jealous of its size and bulk? Or is it simply, your looking for something to bitch about. Like all the other asshole busy body's that seem to have invaded this planet in the last 10 years. Do you know how many other animals shit in your yard nightly? I would bet some asshole bird just dropped a deuce on a tree branch and in your grass, RIGHT NOW! Some people have a yard they actually walk in, some of us barefoot, who have kids that run and play in the yard, sometimes barefoot. Constantly stepping in someone elses dog shit gets to be annoying. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:54:47 PM EDT
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I really don't get it. Dog shits in your yard. Is it in your walking path? Do you smell it? Does it verbally or physically attack you? Does this menacing turd invade your dreams? Are you jealous of its size and bulk? Or is it simply, your looking for something to bitch about. Like all the other asshole busy body's that seem to have invaded this planet in the last 10 years. Do you know how many other animals shit in your yard nightly? I would bet some asshole bird just dropped a deuce on a tree branch and in your grass, RIGHT NOW! No, you really don't get it. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:57:33 PM EDT
[#22]
Start picking it up and leaving it on their porch.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 1:58:48 PM EDT
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Toss it on his front porch YEP!!! |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:06:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I really don't get it. Dog shits in your yard. Is it in your walking path? Do you smell it? Does it verbally or physically attack you? Does this menacing turd invade your dreams? Are you jealous of its size and bulk? Or is it simply, your looking for something to bitch about. Like all the other asshole busy body's that seem to have invaded this planet in the last 10 years. Do you know how many other animals shit in your yard nightly? I would bet some asshole bird just dropped a deuce on a tree branch and in your grass, RIGHT NOW! You don't post much, you should keep it that way..... |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:07:40 PM EDT
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Go old school. Collect dog shit in a paper bag Put the bag on their front porch and light on fire. Ring or knock on door and run 'He called the shit poop.' |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:11:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:13:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 'He called the shit poop.' Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Go old school. Collect dog shit in a paper bag Put the bag on their front porch and light on fire. Ring or knock on door and run 'He called the shit poop.'  |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:15:57 PM EDT
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Stockpile all the excrement until you've got a semi load of it and then dump it in his house.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:16:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:16:55 PM EDT
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This is what I did.
Go check the mail when you see the neighbor with the dog. Say hi, open your mailbox and say. " Hey I just thought you might want to know that I have a pesticide application done every week, they just came yesterday, and the pesticide guy said to keep pets and kids off the grass because it will make them sick, just though you would want to know." I did exactly that, and the neighbor never came buy again to let his dog shit on my grass. ETA. I don't put pesticide on my grass, but he did not know that. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:19:56 PM EDT
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People will will shoot you over that kind of shit man. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:20:36 PM EDT
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I love city problems.
It is much more simple in the my wild west county ; Dogs that enter private property are shot. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:20:51 PM EDT
[#33]
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I really don't get it. Dog shits in your yard. Is it in your walking path? Do you smell it? Does it verbally or physically attack you? Does this menacing turd invade your dreams? Are you jealous of its size and bulk? Or is it simply, your looking for something to bitch about. Like all the other asshole busy body's that seem to have invaded this planet in the last 10 years. Do you know how many other animals shit in your yard nightly? I would bet some asshole bird just dropped a deuce on a tree branch and in your grass, RIGHT NOW! I live on a corner of a cul-de-sac. I wear flip flops about 200+ days a year. about every three weeks I step in some neighbors dogs crap. I F*&*%$% hate it. I now keep a high powered airsoft springer right by the door. I pop any dogs I see in my yard. Most of them stop after two or three stings. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:20:56 PM EDT
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My neighbors American Bulldog was shittin' a few feet from my Japanese Maple last fall and I just happened to have a baseball-sized baseball in my hand. He took a fastball in the ribs and has not been seen in my yard since. I hadn't thrown a baseball with any real force since high school and my shoulder has just now stopped throbbing. It was worth the pain though since the SOB had been shittin' in my yard the volume of a full grown man for too long.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:27:21 PM EDT
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I really don't get it. Dog shits in your yard. Is it in your walking path? Do you smell it? Does it verbally or physically attack you? Does this menacing turd invade your dreams? Are you jealous of its size and bulk? Or is it simply, your looking for something to bitch about. Like all the other asshole busy body's that seem to have invaded this planet in the last 10 years. Do you know how many other animals shit in your yard nightly? I would bet some asshole bird just dropped a deuce on a tree branch and in your grass, RIGHT NOW! Hey OP, your new neighbor is a member here! My advice - perfect a lacrosse-type throw with your shovel, then post a 5 o'clock Charlie betting pool for various targets in the neighbors AO. Profit! |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:30:48 PM EDT
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Some people have a yard they actually walk in, some of us barefoot, who have kids that run and play in the yard, sometimes barefoot. Constantly stepping in someone elses dog shit gets to be annoying. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I really don't get it. Dog shits in your yard. Is it in your walking path? Do you smell it? Does it verbally or physically attack you? Does this menacing turd invade your dreams? Are you jealous of its size and bulk? Or is it simply, your looking for something to bitch about. Like all the other asshole busy body's that seem to have invaded this planet in the last 10 years. Do you know how many other animals shit in your yard nightly? I would bet some asshole bird just dropped a deuce on a tree branch and in your grass, RIGHT NOW! Some people have a yard they actually walk in, some of us barefoot, who have kids that run and play in the yard, sometimes barefoot. Constantly stepping in someone elses dog shit gets to be annoying. This! |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:31:58 PM EDT
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Get a bucket.
Proceed to fill bucket. Add water to bucket to make a slurry. Freeze bucket. Cut off bucket. Leave giant shitcycle in neighbors yard. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:32:32 PM EDT
[#38]
Dogs like a special area to do their business. Cover that whole area plus wherever he enters at with red pepper. More than likely he will find another special spot.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:33:50 PM EDT
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I wear flip flops about 200+ days a year. about every three weeks I step in some neighbors dogs crap. I F*&*%$% hate it. I now keep a high powered airsoft springer right by the door. I pop any dogs I see in my yard. Most of them stop after two or three stings. You step in dogshit 10+ times every year and haven't learned to stop wearing flip flops. Maybe you should pop yourself two or three times with your airsoft so you'll learn.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:37:08 PM EDT
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I really don't get it. Dog shits in your yard. Is it in your walking path? Do you smell it? Does it verbally or physically attack you? Does this menacing turd invade your dreams? Are you jealous of its size and bulk? Or is it simply, your looking for something to bitch about. Like all the other asshole busy body's that seem to have invaded this planet in the last 10 years. Do you know how many other animals shit in your yard nightly? I would bet some asshole bird just dropped a deuce on a tree branch and in your grass, RIGHT NOW! Oh good grief. Herpity durpity. 
Maybe he doesnt want to step in dog shit while he walks around his yard barefooted, smart guy. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:37:49 PM EDT
[#41]
make jenkem
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:40:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dogs like a special area to do their business. Cover that whole area plus wherever he enters at with red pepper. More than likely he will find another special spot. It probably rains every day at OP's house during the summer. It could get expensive putting red pepper down every day. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:43:45 PM EDT
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My neighbors American Bulldog was shittin' a few feet from my Japanese Maple last fall and I just happened to have a baseball-sized baseball in my hand. He took a fastball in the ribs and has not been seen in my yard since. I hadn't thrown a baseball with any real force since high school and my shoulder has just now stopped throbbing. It was worth the pain though since the SOB had been shittin' in my yard the volume of a full grown man for too long. Is there a baseball that isn't baseball sized? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:45:44 PM EDT
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What I did....First off, I confronted the neighbors.....white trash as well...they had 25 cats and 6 dogs....most of them went in and out of the house. They denied any were theirs.
Do not do anything to hurt the animal or make them think you intend to do something. Regarding the cats, I used a live animal trap and caught like 20 over several weeks and relocated them out of town. Heck, one day I caught 3. The problem is she kept getting more from the pound. Then I set up a system in my yard where they would enter a small area where there was tuna. They would trip the wire and and a cup of dye would drop on their body. I used green, blue red....This was permanent dye used for tie dying clothes....then when the cats went back to their house, they would permanently stain their crap in their house. If anything, try a live trap first. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:51:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I won't tell the whole story, since I got banned for it, but the safe part, before the escalation, was to simply talk to them. If that doesn't work, the second step is to get a shovel every time the dog poops and shovel it up. Don't dump it in the yard, but put it in your wheelbarrow, or a 10 gallon bucket. When the wheelbarrow is full, or the bucket, wait for them to go somewhere, and return their belongings. Be sure to do it where they park their car, or the porch, whichever you choose, just somewhere they have to actually deal with it for a change. I'm stopping at this part. Awesome! |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:51:39 PM EDT
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It probably rains every day at OP's house during the summer. It could get expensive putting red pepper down every day. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Dogs like a special area to do their business. Cover that whole area plus wherever he enters at with red pepper. More than likely he will find another special spot. It probably rains every day at OP's house during the summer. It could get expensive putting red pepper down every day. Yes it could be but after offending canine gets into it once or twice he will avoid the area. I have done it with coons and possums getting into my trash, it works. I am a big hunter but I do not like to shoot a animal unless I have to because they want to be a pain in the ass. Very rarely have I had to doing this but a few times their was no other choice and I hated doing it. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:54:48 PM EDT
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motion activated sprinkler
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:57:44 PM EDT
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S S S
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:58:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You step in dogshit 10+ times every year and haven't learned to stop wearing flip flops. Maybe you should pop yourself two or three times with your airsoft so you'll learn. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I wear flip flops about 200+ days a year. about every three weeks I step in some neighbors dogs crap. I F*&*%$% hate it. I now keep a high powered airsoft springer right by the door. I pop any dogs I see in my yard. Most of them stop after two or three stings. You step in dogshit 10+ times every year and haven't learned to stop wearing flip flops. Maybe you should pop yourself two or three times with your airsoft so you'll learn. so op should modify his behavior in his own yard paid for by his own money because of the neighbors dog. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 2:59:20 PM EDT
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I really don't get it. Dog shits in your yard. Is it in your walking path? Do you smell it? Does it verbally or physically attack you? Does this menacing turd invade your dreams? Are you jealous of its size and bulk? Or is it simply, your looking for something to bitch about. Like all the other asshole busy body's that seem to have invaded this planet in the last 10 years. Do you know how many other animals shit in your yard nightly? I would bet some asshole bird just dropped a deuce on a tree branch and in your grass, RIGHT NOW! You don't happen to own a winter home in Florida, do you? If you let your dog/cat chit in your neighbors yard, or don't see anything wrong with that, you might be white trash. |
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