In the city where I first worked as a police officer, there was a city ordinance against people playing ball in the street. There was also an apartment building in town that was an assisted living deal for elderly folks.
Caller (from the above mentioned apartment building): "There's kids out here playing ball!"
Me: "Ok ma'am, where are the kids playing ball?"
Caller: "THEY'RE IN THE PARK!" (There's a park across the street from the apartment building)
Me: ....
Me: "Ma'am, they're supposed to play ball in the park..."
Caller: "Well what if they hit a ball and it goes out of the park and breaks a window!?"
Me: "If that happens, we'll deal with it then."
Caller: "BAH!" *hangs up*
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My very favorite was when the Cincinnati Reds were in the playoffs years ago (early 90s or so). The game was at Riverfront Stadium. The Goodyear Blimp was doing it's thing, covering the game. The call went like...
Caller: "I'm sorry to bother you **insert long story about how they work for a living and have to get up early blahblahblah**"
Me: "I understand, how can I help you?"
Caller: "Well, can you radio up to that blimp and ask them to turn it down?"
Me: "Turn it down?"
Caller: "Yes, can you radio the blimp and have them turn those engines down, they're so loud I can hear them and I can't get any sleep!"
Me: .........
Me: "Ma'am, a couple of things - 1) An internal combustion engine doesn't have a volume control. 2) I don't have any way to 'radio the blimp'. 3) Even if I did have a way to 'radio the blimp'... well, we're talking about a multi-billion dollar industry. They don't care if you have to get up early, so no - they wouldn't 'turn it down' even if they could".
Caller: *hangs up*
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Yes, people are that stupid.