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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:29:47 AM EDT
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All Velcro must be covered! I only have one morale patch. A suck meter. And I bought it in the "olden days" circa 2003. I had a suck meter on my crainial when I was with skids. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:32:20 AM EDT
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I had a suck meter on my crainial when I was with skids. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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All Velcro must be covered! I only have one morale patch. A suck meter. And I bought it in the "olden days" circa 2003. I had a suck meter on my crainial when I was with skids. If I was flight crew I would wear this one every day till caught by SgtMaj. My Navy EOD buddy had a Team America World Police patch and some SgtMaj was looking for him in the BIAP chow hall and he escaped in the nick of time 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:33:56 AM EDT
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That would be pretty fucking awesome. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I still want an "Innocent Bystander" police style patch for the gear I'd like to use for 3 gun and shit. That would be pretty fucking awesome. .jpg)
That STOP SCREAMING patch is the tits! |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:43:22 AM EDT
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I have a couple, they just sit on a shelf with all the random stickers I've collected. I've always wanted the "Hey, Fuck Face" one but just never got around to buying one to throw on a shelf.
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I don't wear them, but how can you not be amused at thumbing your nose to the enemy with a pork eating crusader patch? Maybe if it actually happened. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:49:22 AM EDT
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Anyone else baffled by people wearing these things? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:54:12 AM EDT
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I like them, but as I am not military I feel slightly poser like when I think about buying them.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:54:26 AM EDT
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Beat.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:56:11 AM EDT
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Meh...some are funny. I agree that being covered in them is a tad odd, but not sure what is so "baffling" about a funny patch stuck to a bag, shirt, plate carrier, etc. Finding it hard to gin up righteous indignation over this one. I know right....its so baffling! I mean, it's like totally a mystery I can't solve. It's a small funny patch. BFD. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Anyone else baffled by people wearing these things? Meh...some are funny. I agree that being covered in them is a tad odd, but not sure what is so "baffling" about a funny patch stuck to a bag, shirt, plate carrier, etc. Finding it hard to gin up righteous indignation over this one. Quoted:
Small, cheap, collectible, funny, interesting, easy to wear/display/change/trade... and you wonder why some people like them?  I know right....its so baffling! I mean, it's like totally a mystery I can't solve. It's a small funny patch. BFD. I know, right? I think OP is attention whoring or needs to lighten up. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:56:38 AM EDT
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They are like memes. They are funny for people who already get the joke. Yup, it's all about the lulz. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:58:31 AM EDT
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I like them, but as I am not military I feel slightly poser like when I think about buying them. I will say that as an out of shape, overweight civilian type, I go out of my way to avoid any that might give the appearance of poseuring. No "major league door kicker" or "pork eating crusader" type patches. I even felt weird about name-tapes but mostly got them to ID some range bags. But mostly I buy the funny ones, none that would give a hint that I served (when I most clearly didn't). I don't think anyone would confuse the retard meter morale patch with me being in the military. At least, I hope they wouldn't. That said, if I ever found any velcro patches like my avatar I'd probably buy some, but that's mostly to honor my Grandfather (that was his division in WWII). Still would be wary of wearing them and only place in very non-standard ways. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 7:58:54 AM EDT
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Meh, I'll never understand why people give a damn what others wear, think, say or do. Is there really nothing better to do with your time than piss and moan about what others do with their lives? Go neck beard some ammo, play with yourselves, do some actual work. WTF Arfcom - the place where people want to be left alone and not judged by others.....doing the judging. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:00:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:00:28 AM EDT
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how else can I truly certify that I'm a
and since I'm space shuttle door gunner by night and sysadmin by day..I keep this one over my desk for software releases 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:02:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI've got that one at my desk as well
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:15:49 AM EDT
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If I was flight crew I would wear this one every day till caught by SgtMaj. My Navy EOD buddy had a Team America World Police patch and some SgtMaj was looking for him in the BIAP chow hall and he escaped in the nick of time http://i59.tinypic.com/34gspqh.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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All Velcro must be covered! I only have one morale patch. A suck meter. And I bought it in the "olden days" circa 2003. I had a suck meter on my crainial when I was with skids. If I was flight crew I would wear this one every day till caught by SgtMaj. My Navy EOD buddy had a Team America World Police patch and some SgtMaj was looking for him in the BIAP chow hall and he escaped in the nick of time http://i59.tinypic.com/34gspqh.jpg I raffed
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:19:12 AM EDT
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I just refuse to give a fuck about what someone wears or doesn't wear, likes or doesn’t like.
I just don't care. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:22:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:25:09 AM EDT
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but it says "badass" on it
that makes me a badass right? |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:26:28 AM EDT
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You're required to have at least 14 pieces of flair,more is better but the minimum is 14
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:31:31 AM EDT
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I have a small one on my hard hat that says "thinking cap"
http://soldiersystems.net/2012/06/20/thinking-cap-helmet-patch/ |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:40:17 AM EDT
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I've got that one at my desk as well Quote HistoryQuoted:
I've got that one at my desk as well Same here, hanging up on my cube wall as we speak. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:42:51 AM EDT
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Because some of them are funny and make those around you laugh.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:46:14 AM EDT
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You cant be serious OP.. This one is pure win.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:48:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:49:57 AM EDT
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I've got the "Fuck it, we'll do it live!" one on a PASGT in my trunk somewhere, a shit magnet one on a chest rig, and I want the 102nd Chairborne one for general range use (I work in IT). They can be overdone but I find them entertaining, as long as it isn't some unsafe kid clearly trying to pose as a marine or something at the range.
If it gets more people interested in shooting it's a good thing. It's not all OFWGs plinking from the bench. Also, we need an OFWG patch made up... |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:50:46 AM EDT
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I put my name and radio number patch on my pack and radio harness when I am on a mission. Sometimes a US flag patch. I have a lot of other patches that stay on the carpet sidewall in my truck. I pretty much don't care what others think.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:55:12 AM EDT
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Hadji don't surf, OP.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 8:57:46 AM EDT
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I don't own anything that I could put a morale patch on.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:02:42 AM EDT
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I don't own anything that I could put a morale patch on. I wear this one on my tactical briefs: |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:04:07 AM EDT
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Some of them are pretty funny and a single patch isn't so bad. I'm a firm believer that you can use the pouch:patch ratio on someone's gear to determine their level of douchebaggery/poserism. I've never known of a guy who had as many patches as pouches that wasn't a complete dickhead. Kinda my view on bikers 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:08:08 AM EDT
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I'd like one that says:
"Free doughnuts for Grand Jury". |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:08:28 AM EDT
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15 pieces of flair is the minimum.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:10:38 AM EDT
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I need a Frank Zappa face patch. "Rammit up your poop chute!" |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:20:08 AM EDT
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Dbl tap I have one sent to me from Afghanistan by another member here...pretty cool. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:27:03 AM EDT
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Some of us are just cranky and not uptight . I will hand out for the easily offended patch Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I think ARFCOM membership should come with an "UPTIGHT CURMUDGEON" morale patch. Some of us are just cranky and not uptight . I will hand out for the easily offended patch That's two patches in the SUPER OFFICIAL ARFCOM morale patch catalog!
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:29:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI'm in for a group buy. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:35:04 AM EDT
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I like your half lug. what do you think of that. 
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I like mine on my hunting pack. I don't give a fuck what you like, or think. http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/DVCER/RUCKUP003.jpg I like your half lug. what do you think of that.
He doesn't give a fuck that you like it
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:44:53 AM EDT
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This is a tag!
(Let's see some more cool patches!) (Douchebag or not! )
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:45:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:48:03 AM EDT
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fuck the haterz
I like morale patches |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:49:57 AM EDT
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It just shows they're in on the joke the rest of you mundanes are too square to be hip to.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:53:35 AM EDT
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That would be pretty fucking awesome. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I still want an "Innocent Bystander" police style patch for the gear I'd like to use for 3 gun and shit. That would be pretty fucking awesome. I think "Suspect" would be even funnier! |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:54:18 AM EDT
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I don't mind them, except on the 300# neckbeards I see at Wally World buying all the damn ammo.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:54:51 AM EDT
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My kids like them, I give them to them and they put them on their items that have velcro. Sure beats stickers everywhere.
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Posted: 7/29/2014 9:54:57 AM EDT
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Bumper stickers and t-shirts with quirky stuff on them. Personal expression all up in here...
Some folks do the minimum 12 pieces of flare, some want more flair than others. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:13:34 AM EDT
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I don't mind them, except on the 300# neckbeards I see at Wally World buying all the damn ammo. Don't hate on your fellow GD'rs. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:43:01 AM EDT
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I especially like this because North Face is trying to sue folks who make and sell these: 
Fuck North Face and all their fucking pretentious LL Bean wearing (as well as NF) polesmokers. |
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:51:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2014 10:55:15 AM EDT
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You cant be serious OP.. This one is pure win.
http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130516-013301.jpg You drunk bro, those are gay and only airsofters......oh wait. 
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Posted: 7/29/2014 11:00:40 AM EDT
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The somewhat porno graphic "Tap Rack Bang" patch my buddy gad on his LBV helped us get through a DHS/USBP inspection that seemed to be going south. ..
Crusty grumpy BP was all crusty and grumpy until he saw the patch... 'Called a few others over to see it.. Had a laugh and told us to GTFO. .. |
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