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Posted: 7/23/2014 9:22:03 PM EDT
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PM DAWN is up there snow and every other early to mid 90's crap. Reminds me of when I was 13 and at the local skating rink. |
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This came on the Radio in the Bar like 10 minutes ago - Anyone else remember this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AOVf9p9ht4 View Quote |
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Good, then we can end this thread right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Good, then we can end this thread right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E I see your shitty music and raise you this. |
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Good, then we can end this thread right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E I see your shitty music and raise you this. http://youtu.be/NHozn0YXAeE You didn't call it. There is no earworm of concentrated shit more virulent than Smashmouth. ETA: That's not to say that other stuff isn't utter shit. Smashmouth is simply the worst thing to come out of the 90s. |
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View Quote Still not worse than Smashmouth. But it does suck, too. |
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View Quote Right Said Fred is at least funny. His song practically parodies itself. (And most would argue that was the intention.) Smashmouth is auditory smallpox. |
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View Quote As far as big guns, go, the suck there is comparable to civil war artillery. Plenty of suck. Smashmouth is an asymmetrical WMD from an advanced alien civilization that destroys universes and leaves nothing behind but eternal suffering in a continuous loop of pain, like some kind of Clive Barkerian nightmare on a scale so unfathomable that it can only exist in theory - it is a thing which is discussed, but cannot be comprehended. It is beyond the ken of human knowledge, and beyond the scope of even the greatest astronomic measurement. |
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As far as big guns, go, the suck there is comparable to civil war artillery. Plenty of suck. Smashmouth Nickleback is an asymmetrical WMD from an advanced alien civilization that destroys universes and leaves nothing behind but eternal suffering in a continuous loop of pain, like some kind of Clive Barkerian nightmare on a scale so unfathomable that it can only exist in theory - it is a thing which is discussed, but cannot be comprehended. It is beyond the ken of human knowledge, and beyond the scope of even the greatest astronomic measurement. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
As far as big guns, go, the suck there is comparable to civil war artillery. Plenty of suck. Smashmouth Nickleback is an asymmetrical WMD from an advanced alien civilization that destroys universes and leaves nothing behind but eternal suffering in a continuous loop of pain, like some kind of Clive Barkerian nightmare on a scale so unfathomable that it can only exist in theory - it is a thing which is discussed, but cannot be comprehended. It is beyond the ken of human knowledge, and beyond the scope of even the greatest astronomic measurement. FIFY |
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View Quote I'd forgotten how obnoxious that was. But it's a fucking palate cleanser compared to Smashmouth. Also, it was used in Fear Effect as a puzzle. |
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Quoted: This came on the Radio in the Bar like 10 minutes ago - Anyone else remember this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AOVf9p9ht4 View Quote Not me, but it took a minute to remember from where they lifted part of it... |
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-snip- Nickelback View Quote Nickelback is just generic all-purpose synthetic lab-grown rock music. It's the GMO soy of music. It's the Bud Light/Coors Light/Michelob Light of music. You don't really notice it until you hear it, and then you're like "why the fuck am I listening to this?" Smashmouth is roughly analagous to the taste that would be present in the lysate dripping from the empty eye sockets of the weeks-old diseased corpse hanging on the barbed wire in no-man's-land during the Great War, a corpse chewed on by rats and infected with a hundred different illnesses and coated in war chemicals that rot men from the inside out. |
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Nickelback is just generic all-purpose synthetic lab-grown rock music. It's the GMO soy of music. It's the Bud Light/Coors Light/Michelob Light of music. You don't really notice it until you hear it, and then you're like "why the fuck am I listening to this?" Smashmouth is roughly analagous to the taste that would be present in the lysate dripping from the empty eye sockets of the weeks-old diseased corpse hanging on the barbed wire in no-man's-land during the Great War, a corpse chewed on by rats and infected with a hundred different illnesses and coated in war chemicals that rot men from the inside out. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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-snip- Nickelback Nickelback is just generic all-purpose synthetic lab-grown rock music. It's the GMO soy of music. It's the Bud Light/Coors Light/Michelob Light of music. You don't really notice it until you hear it, and then you're like "why the fuck am I listening to this?" Smashmouth is roughly analagous to the taste that would be present in the lysate dripping from the empty eye sockets of the weeks-old diseased corpse hanging on the barbed wire in no-man's-land during the Great War, a corpse chewed on by rats and infected with a hundred different illnesses and coated in war chemicals that rot men from the inside out. Jesus dude, you must have been in the band. |
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Not me, but it took a minute to remember from where they lifted part of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoctAR61U28 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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This came on the Radio in the Bar like 10 minutes ago - Anyone else remember this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AOVf9p9ht4 Not me, but it took a minute to remember from where they lifted part of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoctAR61U28 wtf, that's not tears for fears, that's spandau ballet. |
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- Jesus dude, you must have been in the band. View Quote - If I were, the "VH1 Behind the Music" would've ended very differently than the usual "the band broke up after the drugs got too bad" and would've ended more like the scene with Marv and Kevin in Sin City. I just remember the horror of the 90s and hearing that Smashmouth shit broadcast every half second. It was on everything, and everywhere. It was used by cheap ad execs in every movie and every TV show and every ad for everything for years. It was the most virulent, horrible earworm since the larva of that armadillo-horror on Ceti Alpha 6 that was used to mind-control Chekhov and Captain Terrell. |
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Shitty remake of an even shittier song. The stench spans 2 decades. http://youtu.be/aJZTfl3DmCU View Quote Every fucking time I walked past hot topic, that song was playing. |
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Shitty remake of an even shittier song. The stench spans 2 decades. http://youtu.be/aJZTfl3DmCU View Quote Always sounded like Depeche Mode to me. Of course, I'm on board with Captain K's ideas on Depeche Mode. |
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- If I were, the "VH1 Behind the Music" would've ended very differently than the usual "the band broke up after the drugs got too bad" and would've ended more like the scene with Marv and Kevin in Sin City. I just remember the horror of the 90s and hearing that Smashmouth shit broadcast every half second. It was on everything, and everywhere. It was used by cheap ad execs in every movie and every TV show and every ad for everything for years. It was the most virulent, horrible earworm since the larva of that armadillo-horror on Ceti Alpha 6 that was used to mind-control Chekhov and Captain Terrell. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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- Jesus dude, you must have been in the band. - If I were, the "VH1 Behind the Music" would've ended very differently than the usual "the band broke up after the drugs got too bad" and would've ended more like the scene with Marv and Kevin in Sin City. I just remember the horror of the 90s and hearing that Smashmouth shit broadcast every half second. It was on everything, and everywhere. It was used by cheap ad execs in every movie and every TV show and every ad for everything for years. It was the most virulent, horrible earworm since the larva of that armadillo-horror on Ceti Alpha 6 that was used to mind-control Chekhov and Captain Terrell. Hey now, you're an all star... |
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View Quote Haven't seen that in decades. I think Vanilla was out flipping houses in Florida by that timeframe. Then again, he was also stuck in a room with Janeane Garafolo and John Stewart. Imagine having to put up with those two snide fucks giving you shit for hours before and after recording. |
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- Jesus dude, you must have been in the band. - If I were, the "VH1 Behind the Music" would've ended very differently than the usual "the band broke up after the drugs got too bad" and would've ended more like the scene with Marv and Kevin in Sin City. I just remember the horror of the 90s and hearing that Smashmouth shit broadcast every half second. It was on everything, and everywhere. It was used by cheap ad execs in every movie and every TV show and every ad for everything for years. It was the most virulent, horrible earworm since the larva of that armadillo-horror on Ceti Alpha 6 that was used to mind-control Chekhov and Captain Terrell. Hey now, you're an all star... |
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ITT: I coincidentally learned that Dirt Nasty was still making music and videos after watching YouTube videos posted here and seeing his song in the suggested vids section.
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