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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:31:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: LOL I would hate to have that charge at me though. That's a lot of momentum. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:31:38 AM EDT
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I hate the fat cops around here. Disgusting that the same union that protects officers from cronyism and nepotism also protects fatties.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:32:43 AM EDT
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Wait. Is this the same ARFCOM that bashes the Marine Corps for having appearance standards? How dare you bash these LEOs! If they are capable of performing their duties in accordance with current standards, then who cares what bags of shit they look like? You don't grok the difference between "fitness" and "appearance" do you? |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:35:05 AM EDT
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Because that has sooo much relevance to what we do on a daily basis. Do officers have to run after someone every once in a while? Depends on their jurisdiction You could lose plenty of good otherwise competent officers for simply *not running* to some standard Unlike the military which is trying to slim down, many LE agencies can't find enough qualified people. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Poor things didn't like to prove they could run. Because that has sooo much relevance to what we do on a daily basis. Do officers have to run after someone every once in a while? Depends on their jurisdiction You could lose plenty of good otherwise competent officers for simply *not running* to some standard Unlike the military which is trying to slim down, many LE agencies can't find enough qualified people. Bet you cops need to run a hell of a lot more often than they need an MRAP. What department are you with, Heavy Six? |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:35:05 AM EDT
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Looks like she's using her workout app. Adding this mornings bowl of rice chex and skim milk into fitpal no doubt. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:35:33 AM EDT
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LOL I would hate to have that charge at me though. That's a lot of momentum. The only way that could get up to a lethal speed is if was dropped from orbit. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:36:09 AM EDT
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Nice bunt. The word you are looking for is GUNT. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:36:26 AM EDT
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Surely even for desk jobs there is some kind of performance requirement! 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:36:27 AM EDT
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Clearly you are not familiar with policing. It's mediocrity as far as the eye can see, with occasional islands of competence and professionalism valiantly resisting the undertow trying to drag them into the morass of inept oblivion that surrounds them. Why do you hate cops?  
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:37:23 AM EDT
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Do you prefer special forces cops? Any cop other than those pictured are routinely accused of being steroid users here. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:38:46 AM EDT
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Believe me, cops that are fit, squared away, and good at their job hate them more than the public does! I didn't, they made me look good. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:39:17 AM EDT
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LEOs seem to fit one of 3 types.
1. Hugenormous fatties like those pictured 2. Roided out monsters with impulse control issues 3. A handful of "normal" guys that just kinda shake their heads at the first two groups and cross another day off their "until I can retire" calendar. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:42:30 AM EDT
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Extorris, to the white courtesy phone, Extorris to the white courtesy phone, please. We need heavy cop stories. Meh, my department bounced a guy in our precinct who was too heavy. Before the days of cages in the cars he would routinely break the seats. His statement to our union delegate was "I'm the first guy to be fired for being too fat". He wasn't technically fired though. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:43:05 AM EDT
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unions bro!...  This........ Even on the many departments that don't have unions? 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:44:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Because that has sooo much relevance to what we do on a daily basis. Do officers have to run after someone every once in a while? Depends on their jurisdiction You could lose plenty of good otherwise competent officers for simply *not running* to some standard Unlike the military which is trying to slim down, many LE agencies can't find enough qualified people. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Poor things didn't like to prove they could run. Because that has sooo much relevance to what we do on a daily basis. Do officers have to run after someone every once in a while? Depends on their jurisdiction You could lose plenty of good otherwise competent officers for simply *not running* to some standard Unlike the military which is trying to slim down, many LE agencies can't find enough qualified people. I had a client who went down to the police station. They tried to get a statement out of him, he refused and said "Hey i'm not under arrest so later" He started walking out and a detective said that he was under arrest so he ran out the front door (he was past the door that locks). He was a generic kind mostly out of shape guy in his twenties, but he started to run for it and cops streamed out of the station after him. He ran up and down the street, behind buildings, up a fire escape and around and around with a trail of panting detectives and fatty uniformed guys behind him, unfortunately for him two patrol officers heard about it on the radio and each pulled up at the end of each end of the block he was on. The little one ran 10ks and coached track and took after him like a greyhound, so he ran the other way, unfortunately the other officer was the town "karate cop", oops |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:45:37 AM EDT
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Meh, my department bounced a guy in our precinct who was too heavy. Before the days of cages in the cars he would routinely break the seats. His statement to our union delegate was "I'm the first guy to be fired for being too fat". He wasn't technically fired though. What did they do, shut down the elevator and move roll call up to the third floor? 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:48:36 AM EDT
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What did they do, shut down the elevator and move roll call up to the third floor? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Meh, my department bounced a guy in our precinct who was too heavy. Before the days of cages in the cars he would routinely break the seats. His statement to our union delegate was "I'm the first guy to be fired for being too fat". He wasn't technically fired though. What did they do, shut down the elevator and move roll call up to the third floor? They gave him a year to lose weight. He didn't so they gave him a non line of duty taxable medical retirement. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:48:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: LEOs seem to fit one of 3 types. 1. Hugenormous fatties like those pictured 2. Roided out monsters with impulse control issues 3. A handful of "normal" guys that just kinda shake their heads at the first two groups and cross another day off their "until I can retire" calendar. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:51:12 AM EDT
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Fat people end up in the Devil's frying pan.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:56:51 AM EDT
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Most of the cops I know are # 3. There are departments that have height and weight standards and, I think, make you run once a year or something. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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LEOs seem to fit one of 3 types. 1. Hugenormous fatties like those pictured 2. Roided out monsters with impulse control issues 3. A handful of "normal" guys that just kinda shake their heads at the first two groups and cross another day off their "until I can retire" calendar. I thought height standards were ruled verboten? |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:57:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hit a bad bump, gonna need a proctologist to get it out. Million-to-one shot, doc! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We used to have a female bicycle officer who had to be 200 pounds overweight. Hit a bad bump, gonna need a proctologist to get it out. Million-to-one shot, doc! |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:58:48 AM EDT
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Um do you have any idea how fast her draw would be?
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:15:49 AM EDT
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I thought height standards were ruled verboten? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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LEOs seem to fit one of 3 types. 1. Hugenormous fatties like those pictured 2. Roided out monsters with impulse control issues 3. A handful of "normal" guys that just kinda shake their heads at the first two groups and cross another day off their "until I can retire" calendar. I thought height standards were ruled verboten? sure, but are appearance /uniform size max ruled forbidden too? |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:20:16 AM EDT
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Guess the blue line isn't thin anymore. You win the internets today! LMAO
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:20:59 AM EDT
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Sure, but are appearance /uniform size max ruled forbidden too? Depends on the department. My job got rid of some fatties. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:23:15 AM EDT
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Personally I like to see some mandatory PT time. A couple of places to do it and some offer a raise if you can pass the standard PT test twice a year. We were required to PT twice a year at the SO I worked for in N. Alabama. No pass = no merit raise for that year. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:25:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That is one hell of a gunt. I bet her gynecologist needs a hydraulic speculum. http://www.gaam.com.au/__data/assets/image/0005/74435/JL-MOC_LowRes.jpg  |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:27:31 AM EDT
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Tactical fupa! Tier 1 Front Butt |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:30:32 AM EDT
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Don't talk about the local sheriffs relatives . He goes through a lot of trouble to keep them employed . And out of his house.
You gotta think cousins, brothers , BIL, SIL. . No end to the list. gd |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:37:18 AM EDT
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She's the only one here professional enough to eat 3 large pizzas in one sitting.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:43:26 AM EDT
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I'm a fat ass. that being said, I would NOT want that hephalump diving on me in court if I was unruly. They seem well suited to the job. Lots of area to hide behind, getting bullets to vitals is going to be a bitch, and if you get sporty and they topple over on you, game over.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:45:49 AM EDT
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She's the only one here professional enough to eat 3 large pizzas in one sitting. *snort* |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:48:05 AM EDT
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LOL I would hate to have that charge at me though. That's a lot of momentum. 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:49:52 AM EDT
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Nice bunt. I prefer the term "gunt", or "front butt". 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:49:54 AM EDT
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Why do you hate cops? It keeps me warm at night. Besides...the po-po is always hassling me for my crime fighting. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:53:44 AM EDT
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First, it is a FUPA. Second, the gyno uses a post hole digger. And SCUBA SCBA gear, the stench is a killer. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That is one hell of a gunt. I bet her gynecologist needs a hydraulic speculum. Come on man, I thought you were smart! The "U" stands for "Underwater".
Unless the exam is performed in her natural habitat, shallow salt water, then carry on. 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:55:09 AM EDT
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People do the strangest shit with their free time.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:55:54 AM EDT
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I want to know how he got arrested for "taking picture of fat girls again".
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:55:57 AM EDT
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People do the strangest shit with their free time. Beating up bad guys in a rubber suit isn't strange. Beating up hairy guy who like it in a rubber suit is, though. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:56:13 AM EDT
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What!? Come on, cops have to run after people all the time! What are you going to do (I don't mean YOU obviously) when someone pulls over and starts running across a field? I had a client who went down to the police station. They tried to get a statement out of him, he refused and said "Hey i'm not under arrest so later" He started walking out and a detective said that he was under arrest so he ran out the front door (he was past the door that locks). He was a generic kind mostly out of shape guy in his twenties, but he started to run for it and cops streamed out of the station after him. He ran up and down the street, behind buildings, up a fire escape and around and around with a trail of panting detectives and fatty uniformed guys behind him, unfortunately for him two patrol officers heard about it on the radio and each pulled up at the end of each end of the block he was on. The little one ran 10ks and coached track and took after him like a greyhound, so he ran the other way, unfortunately the other officer was the town "karate cop", oops
I haven't had to run after anyone in at least a decade. Seriously. Where are they going to go out in the country? We have about one or two foot chases in the whole agency per year. I am sure its different in a more urban area. Every little twit wants to think they're a track star and runs from police they're interacting with. There was this moron who ran at the local hippy music fest over the weekend, but of all the dumb places to try to flee from, he made his dash at a festival with dozens of officers patrolling the area: http://www.ithacajournal.com/story/news/crime/2014/07/21/grassroots-festival-arrests/12970745/ |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 12:00:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2014 12:07:20 PM EDT
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Got stuck proctoring the FDLE test many years ago in Miami. One of the city guys was bigger than the cows pictured.....dude asked me to turn off his flashlight.....the one on his belt.....where he could not reach it.....ewww!
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Posted: 7/23/2014 12:07:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Guess the blue line isn't thin anymore. Sometimes there's just-us. And sometimes there's just diabeet-us. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 12:18:18 PM EDT
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Finally a cop I could beat in a foot chase.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 12:18:32 PM EDT
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Why?
The ADA and DIVERSITY. A desire that the police are comprised of the community members. The American diet. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 12:19:36 PM EDT
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Adding this mornings bowl of rice chex and skim milk into fitpal no doubt. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looks like she's using her workout app. Adding this mornings bowl of rice chex and skim milk into fitpal no doubt.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 12:21:47 PM EDT
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OP, there is a small community here in Southern Ohio called Hanging Rock east of my town that is notorious for writing speeding tickets on the small section of U.S. State Route 52 that, unfortunately, goes through their incorporated area.
I have not seen the dickhead lately, and I never got ticketed there because I always slow down to 10 mph UNDER the 55 mph speed limit, but they have/or had an officer whose belly was so large and distended that it actually covered his entire gun belt in front. I used to see him writing up people who passed through the Hanging Rock area who didn't know to be careful. He is hard to miss with that belly. As a retired military officer who had to maintain high standards of physical fitness, it makes me disgusted to see that particular leo in a uniform. Now some of our state patrol officers in Ohio may be dickheads but they all maintain decent physical fitness standards. But that officer in Hanging Rock is the most obese fucker I ever saw in any type of uniform. So I can understand you posting this topic. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 12:28:14 PM EDT
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Clearly you are not familiar with policing. It's mediocrity as far as the eye can see, with occasional islands of competence and professionalism valiantly resisting the undertow trying to drag them into the morass of inept oblivion that surrounds them.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 12:31:50 PM EDT
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What!? Come on, cops have to run after people all the time! What are you going to do (I don't mean YOU obviously) when someone pulls over and starts running across a field? I had a client who went down to the police station. They tried to get a statement out of him, he refused and said "Hey i'm not under arrest so later" He started walking out and a detective said that he was under arrest so he ran out the front door (he was past the door that locks). He was a generic kind mostly out of shape guy in his twenties, but he started to run for it and cops streamed out of the station after him. He ran up and down the street, behind buildings, up a fire escape and around and around with a trail of panting detectives and fatty uniformed guys behind him, unfortunately for him two patrol officers heard about it on the radio and each pulled up at the end of each end of the block he was on. The little one ran 10ks and coached track and took after him like a greyhound, so he ran the other way, unfortunately the other officer was the town "karate cop", oops
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Poor things didn't like to prove they could run. Because that has sooo much relevance to what we do on a daily basis. Do officers have to run after someone every once in a while? Depends on their jurisdiction You could lose plenty of good otherwise competent officers for simply *not running* to some standard Unlike the military which is trying to slim down, many LE agencies can't find enough qualified people. I had a client who went down to the police station. They tried to get a statement out of him, he refused and said "Hey i'm not under arrest so later" He started walking out and a detective said that he was under arrest so he ran out the front door (he was past the door that locks). He was a generic kind mostly out of shape guy in his twenties, but he started to run for it and cops streamed out of the station after him. He ran up and down the street, behind buildings, up a fire escape and around and around with a trail of panting detectives and fatty uniformed guys behind him, unfortunately for him two patrol officers heard about it on the radio and each pulled up at the end of each end of the block he was on. The little one ran 10ks and coached track and took after him like a greyhound, so he ran the other way, unfortunately the other officer was the town "karate cop", oops
An emerging trend in LE is to limit or prohibit foot chases as being to dangerous. Thanks gorden graham. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 1:23:54 PM EDT
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Must be enough of them otherwise they wouldn't even make uniforms that size. The county jail we had to lock up our prisoners at had a woman that was so fat her uniform pants were two pairs that had been sewn together. In the departments defense, they had fired her for being too fat but the union and courts got her job back for her. She was a sergeant too. |
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