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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:40:49 AM EDT
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unions bro!...  Bingo. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:42:28 AM EDT
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She looks like a deflated balloon.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:44:57 AM EDT
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Yes, it is disgraceful, unfortunately. More than a few around here who look like that.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:45:26 AM EDT
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First, it is a FUPA. Second, the gyno uses a post hole digger. And SCUBA gear, the stench is a killer. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That is one hell of a gunt. I bet her gynecologist needs a hydraulic speculum. Im pretty sure gunt predates fupa. This may be a regional language type thing. Gunt Front butt |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:45:52 AM EDT
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Looks like they'd fit in at an ARFCOM convention.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 7:47:06 AM EDT
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I'm in 530
 ...that gelbow looks familiar  . WHO THE FUCK'S TAKING PICTURES OF MY WOMAN?   |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:04:45 AM EDT
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IME having lived in a few states and traveled most of them
LE fitness levels best to worst. Clearly there are exceptions, not every deputy is 5'1" and 300lbs. Professional appearance without regard to fitness seems to parallel. State police Fish cops and rangers City police Sheriff's office Seems I read something here not too long ago about a change, possible just proposed, to the standards for police in the state, municipalities would have to do fitness tests annually, previously it had been pass at the academy and you were good for your career, multiple departments were stressing that they would be losing a lot of officers. Sheriffs were probably exempted. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:12:31 AM EDT
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Believe me, cops that are fit, squared away, and good at their job hate them more than the public does! Is that similar to 'Nobody hates a bad cop better than a good cop'? |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:12:46 AM EDT
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I have seen corrections officers even bigger than that. I went into a high security state prison and a bunch of the guards had to be 400#
We used to have a female bicycle officer who had to be 200 pounds overweight. edit the short one is a woman, did not guess that I used to sell cop uniforms. There was a jail deputy in a nearby county that we had to special order his uniform shirt (I have no idea where he got his pants....) XXXXXXL (that's 6XL) with an extra 18" added to the bottom. I'm 6'3"... the shirt dragged the ground when I tried it on. I could have fit another one of me in there. One of our other guys put in on, with a full-size couch cushion in front and back... it still looked like a tent on him. I always wanted to see that guy. I figured they just built the jail around him and he couldn't leave. 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:16:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat one played linebacker for Clemson from '98-'01. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:17:26 AM EDT
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For these fatties, their Paychecks are really just a generous welfare payment. They can't be expected to actually do any work.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:17:27 AM EDT
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First, it is a FUPA. Second, the gyno uses a post hole digger. And SCUBA gear, the stench is a killer. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That is one hell of a gunt. I bet her gynecologist needs a hydraulic speculum. Gunt v. FUPA? You're straying into ship v. boat territory here. Still... I consider FUPA more as 'cussion for the pushin.' It's occasionally unsightly, but generally not offensive. Something in the ballpark of maybe 5lb total mass, on an otherwise generally well-shapen lady. It's what happens when you have a baby and stop working out. Apparently, some men are even attracted to it. The Jon LaJoie video can serve as an adequate primer here. A gunt, like the portmanteu of its namesake, is the melding of gut and pussy together, growing so large as to become one indistinguishable mass. It's when full-on "roll her in flour and look for the wet spot" becomes the only functional method of actually identifying the genitals. It's when 'fat or pregnant' ceases to be a question, because even if they were pregnant you wouldn't be able to tell under all that gunt. What we have in this scenario is a class five gunt, to be attempted only with professional training and proper helmets, flotation devices, and other protective gear. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:20:34 AM EDT
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LOL I would hate to have that charge at me though. That's a lot of momentum. They are pretty easy to evade. 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:28:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:32:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:32:58 AM EDT
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That one played linebacker for Clemson from '98-'01. Quote HistoryQuoted:
That one played linebacker for Clemson from '98-'01. Damn... and now that fat ass cop is eating his leg.... poor bastard. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:33:01 AM EDT
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It must be a requirement in my county for the sheriff deputies to be at least 275 lbs. Every one of them are huge, male and female, guess that's why they all have dogs cause they aren't running after anyone! The city guys, on the other hand, are pretty squared away; most of them are fit ex .mil guys and they sneer at the big sweaty county guys. The county guys sneer back at the city cops though because a large number of them are all tatted up, some with full sleeves. I think that's a little odd too but I'm old fashioned that way.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:35:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryChris got fired for not being able to stand up from a kneeling position during qualification shooting. Then the courts ordered him rehired with back pay. 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:35:05 AM EDT
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They stand at a magnetometer or in the corner of a courtroom.
I'm guessing they don't see a pressing need to slim down given the limited functions they perform day in and day out I'm also guessing that their contract says nothing about regular fitness tests, and trying to add such language would require negotiations. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:38:25 AM EDT
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Dang, beat me to it 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:38:31 AM EDT
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FUPA and FUDA!!!!
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:38:32 AM EDT
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I witnessed a female police officer who was so fat she had to rock left to right to build up momentum so she could get out of her cruiser. I saw a male officer from a local town PD in the same situation. I video recorded him exiting his unit and took it to show the towns Chief Of Police. I asked him how something like that could be allowed to remain on the job. If you are ever confronted by an obese officer, just surrender because if you run the fat bastard might have a heart attack and die. You would be charged with murder because your flight caused his death. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:40:29 AM EDT
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Wait. Is this the same ARFCOM that bashes the Marine Corps for having appearance standards?
How dare you bash these LEOs! If they are capable of performing their duties in accordance with current standards, then who cares what bags of shit they look like? |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:40:33 AM EDT
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They stand at a magnetometer or in the corner of a courtroom. I'm guessing they don't see a pressing need to slim down given the limited functions they perform day in and day out I'm also guessing that their contract says nothing about regular fitness tests, and trying to add such language would require negotiations. It's absolutely amazing that anyone lets themselves go like that. It's not just a matter of being a LEO, though they more than most should be motivated to maintian some passable level of fitness. I laugh at the push to categorize obesity as a disease, it's less a disease and more a mental illness in my opinion, barring severe physical issues there is no excuse for it. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:40:36 AM EDT
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Just imagine you're relying on her to get to you quickly if you need back up for a fight or something. On the other hand if you were the criminal and she was the responding officer .... you could probably easily get away from her. Just run past a fast food joint!
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:41:14 AM EDT
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Extorris, to the white courtesy phone, Extorris to the white courtesy phone, please.
We need heavy cop stories.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:41:36 AM EDT
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It must be a requirement in my county for the sheriff deputies to be at least 275 lbs. Every one of them are huge, male and female, guess that's why they all have dogs cause they aren't running after anyone! The city guys, on the other hand, are pretty squared away; most of them are fit ex .mil guys and they sneer at the big sweaty county guys. The county guys sneer back at the city cops though because a large number of them are all tatted up, some with full sleeves. I think that's a little odd too but I'm old fashioned that way. There's a local female officer here who has fully tatted up arms, all the way to the wrists. She looks like a latina female gangbanger with a cop's uniform. I've seen her around at local restaurants before, she's in good shape, but she's got all the tats and ratty looking long hair (she looks all sweaty EVERY TIME I SEE HER) and she just looks unprofessional as shit. I know a local cop who knows her who said she's actually a really good firearms instructor, but has a total twat of a personality. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:43:30 AM EDT
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unions bro!... This........ |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:46:37 AM EDT
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That is one hell of a gunt. I bet her gynecologist needs a hydraulic speculum. http://www.gaam.com.au/__data/assets/image/0005/74435/JL-MOC_LowRes.jpg Slaughter house meat hooks....and 2 fifth's of Jameson. Maybe a suicide hotline # after a few dives.... |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:46:59 AM EDT
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Bwa-ha-ha!
Looks like most of the deputies at Tulsa County S/O. It's obvious they only have to pass the physical once. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:48:58 AM EDT
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Well there's these fat bodies and then there's guys like Ronnie Coleman who was a police officer so you get a pretty wide spectrum in LE..
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:50:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have seen corrections officers even bigger than that. I went into a high security state prison and a bunch of the guards had to be 400# We used to have a female bicycle officer who had to be 200 pounds overweight. edit the short one is a woman XX, not XY, did not guess that |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:51:06 AM EDT
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Personally I like to see some mandatory PT time.
A couple of places to do it and some offer a raise if you can pass the standard PT test twice a year. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:53:54 AM EDT
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Must be enough of them otherwise they wouldn't even make uniforms that size. Looks like she didn't shower or wash her hair that morning, and she probably wears that same shirt 5 days a week for the looks of it.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:55:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIn my "yute" we had a town cop who could be this guys twin..he made Carl Lewis look like a turtle the first 30 ft..after that his split times fell of significantly
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Posted: 7/23/2014 8:56:02 AM EDT
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I witnessed a female police officer who was so fat she had to rock left to right to build up momentum so she could get out of her cruiser. WTF? 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 9:03:31 AM EDT
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Go to Google (images) ---- FAT COPS... 
Yowza...! |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 9:03:57 AM EDT
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unions bro!... |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 9:06:57 AM EDT
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Several years past, the police chief of O'Fallon, Missouri was essentially drummed out of the job for imposing and enforcing fitness standards on the city cops. Poor things didn't like to prove they could run. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 9:07:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I found an unedited photo. Sloppy looking fucks the both of them. Disgraceful. http://i.imgur.com/OA9UnJe.jpg This popular pic must be one of her training. http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/SfDjvhsdQoo/hqdefault.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What gender is the one on the right? I found an unedited photo. Sloppy looking fucks the both of them. Disgraceful. http://i.imgur.com/OA9UnJe.jpg This popular pic must be one of her training. http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/SfDjvhsdQoo/hqdefault.jpg Still unsure if that's a woman or not... |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 9:09:13 AM EDT
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I think Warn makes her duty belt.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 9:10:46 AM EDT
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That is one hell of a gunt. I bet her gynecologist needs a hydraulic speculum. http://www.gaam.com.au/__data/assets/image/0005/74435/JL-MOC_LowRes.jpg Fuck both of you.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 9:15:29 AM EDT
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Tip of the spear. Can she even fit into the MRAP? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What gender is the one on the right? I found an unedited photo. Sloppy looking fucks the both of them. Disgraceful. http://i.imgur.com/OA9UnJe.jpg This popular pic must be one of her training. http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/SfDjvhsdQoo/hqdefault.jpg Tip of the spear. Can she even fit into the MRAP? No but she can eat a McRap at McDonald's like the low speed, high drag officer she is. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:06:15 AM EDT
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On the other hand if you were the criminal and she was the responding officer .... you could probably easily get away from her. Just run past a fast food joint! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Just imagine you're relying on her to get to you quickly if you need back up for a fight or something. On the other hand if you were the criminal and she was the responding officer .... you could probably easily get away from her. Just run past a fast food joint! They have her for blocking the door in case someone tries to run.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:13:37 AM EDT
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Poor things didn't like to prove they could run. Because that has sooo much relevance to what we do on a daily basis. Do officers have to run after someone every once in a while? Depends on their jurisdiction You could lose plenty of good otherwise competent officers for simply *not running* to some standard Unlike the military which is trying to slim down, many LE agencies can't find enough qualified people. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:20:21 AM EDT
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I'm in 530 ...that gelbow looks familiar . WHO THE FUCK'S TAKING PICTURES OF MY WOMAN?
That's a woman? Doesn't look like a Sutter County badge to me. I'm guessing Butte or Nevada County. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:24:01 AM EDT
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Our city has a motorcycle cop that looks pretty much like that. Short, and HUGE AROUND. He parks his bike on the road, leans back against the seat, folds his arms with the laser gun in one hand, lowers his head slightly, and... sits there.
I've never seen him pull out, never seen him write a ticket, never even seen him aim the laser at anyone. Just sits there, leaning back, arms folded, head down. I'm fairly sure that he just takes naps all day long. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:25:52 AM EDT
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Just imagine you're relying on her to get to you quickly if you need back up for a fight or something. Knock her down and take cover behind her just like my Gramps said they with their horses when the Sioux caught them out in the open prairie... |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:27:43 AM EDT
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Clearly you are not familiar with policing. It's mediocrity as far as the eye can see, with occasional islands of competence and professionalism valiantly resisting the undertow trying to drag them into the morass of inept oblivion that surrounds them. Clearly you are familiar
Most agencies have a few like those pictured and stuff them where they can do the least harm. The majority are nothing like this. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 10:28:45 AM EDT
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Guess the blue line isn't thin anymore.  I admit, I rost. |
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