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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:14:22 PM EDT
[#1]
whore
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:14:44 PM EDT
[#2]
The term is paid.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:14:49 PM EDT
[#3]
She took in earnest, what he meant in jest?
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:15:02 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whore |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:24:34 PM EDT
[#5]
"Surprise Cock-Fag"!!!
Wait ..wrong thread?? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:25:24 PM EDT
[#6]
Creampie Receiver
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:25:29 PM EDT
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Anchor babied
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:25:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Preggers.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:27:20 PM EDT
[#9]
Fucked.
Choose your own emphasis. 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:27:52 PM EDT
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Here is the case-a woman hasn't worked in about six years because she says she wants to stay at home with her baby for two years-but then somehow gets pregnant right about that time. She says it's because her husband knocked her up, but it seems to me it's a little more her fault
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:28:15 PM EDT
[#11]
Support seeker......
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:28:48 PM EDT
[#12]
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Having a discussion with my wife. The term knocked up seems to imply it's the man's fault. What is the term if it is entirely the woman's intentional "accident". Her fault for taking seriously what was poked at her in fun. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:29:08 PM EDT
[#13]
Shitting for two?
Maybe, Having one up the spout or having a trout in the well? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:29:56 PM EDT
[#14]
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Her fault for taking seriously what was poked at her in fun. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Having a discussion with my wife. The term knocked up seems to imply it's the man's fault. What is the term if it is entirely the woman's intentional "accident". Her fault for taking seriously what was poked at her in fun. Wordy, but clever. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:31:18 PM EDT
[#15]
Cum-dumpster
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:31:32 PM EDT
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Trapped.
Don't stick your dick in the crazy... |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:31:53 PM EDT
[#17]
If she done poked holes in the rubber I would call her a single mother.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:33:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Dr. Dre answered that in 2001.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:34:43 PM EDT
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If she done poked holes in the rubber I would call her a single mother. Winner.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:34:50 PM EDT
[#20]
Daddy.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:35:15 PM EDT
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I don't call her anything.
I just send her checks.... |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:36:59 PM EDT
[#22]
CSSED
Child Support SecurED |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:38:30 PM EDT
[#23]
Puget Sound Debs
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:40:28 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Here is the case-a woman hasn't worked in about six years because she says she wants to stay at home with her baby for two years-but then somehow gets pregnant right about that time. She says it's because her husband knocked her up, but it seems to me it's a little more her fault she didn't fuck herself |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:41:48 PM EDT
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The womans intentional accident? My neighbor is crying that about his GF right now. How much does a box of condoms cost anyway?
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:42:33 PM EDT
[#26]
An accident waiting to happen?
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:42:55 PM EDT
[#27]
They are called FSA.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:45:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dr. Dre answered that in 2001. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:48:25 PM EDT
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Well what did he say? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Dr. Dre answered that in 2001. bitches ain't nothing shit but tricks and hoes? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:49:47 PM EDT
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she didn't fuck herself Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Here is the case-a woman hasn't worked in about six years because she says she wants to stay at home with her baby for two years-but then somehow gets pregnant right about that time. She says it's because her husband knocked her up, but it seems to me it's a little more her fault she didn't fuck herself Oh well there ya go then. Case closed. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:50:51 PM EDT
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The womans intentional accident? My neighbor is crying that about his GF right now. How much does a box of condoms cost anyway? nothing when the kiddies steal them from walmart. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 3:58:37 PM EDT
[#32]
she can't be pregnant if she's dead, nomsayin?
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:03:32 PM EDT
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If she done poked holes in the rubber I would call her a single mother. he could have her on video chewing holes in the rubbers, and the court would still make him pay. they'd probably make him pay 120% of his salary if he left her because of the video. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:05:11 PM EDT
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Dr. Dre answered that in 2001. Lol.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:07:08 PM EDT
[#35]
Cum dumpster
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:10:05 PM EDT
[#36]
Child Support
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:11:45 PM EDT
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Tin roof rusted.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:13:36 PM EDT
[#38]
con artist
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:17:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here is the case-a woman hasn't worked in about six years because she says she wants to stay at home with her baby for two years-but then somehow gets pregnant right about that time. She says it's because her husband knocked her up, but it seems to me it's a little more her fault ETA - Was he set up and sabotaged? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:18:25 PM EDT
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fucking crazy that's what
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:26:47 PM EDT
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As the guy who ran the local gas station told me when my wife was pregnant with out fourth child: "You keep poking in fun and she keeps getting serious about it."
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:28:08 PM EDT
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bitches ain't nothing shit but hos and tricks? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Dr. Dre answered that in 2001. bitches ain't nothing shit but hos and tricks? Do you even west coast, brah? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:28:48 PM EDT
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The keep-a-n-word-baby? Thought that was Chris Rock.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:30:32 PM EDT
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The keep-a-n-word-baby? Thought that was Chris Rock. Also mentioned in a spoken word track on 2001. I think I'll take my shameful knowledge of "urban music" elsewhere now.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 6:05:54 PM EDT
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Breeder.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 6:18:07 PM EDT
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anchor baby
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Posted: 7/22/2014 6:24:11 PM EDT
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You always bring your own guns to a gunfight, that way you know they work when you need em to. Same way with condoms.
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