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Poor judgment add Capsaicin extract Then you could name it Extremely poor judgment.
Revenge of the peppers Tape worm remover But I think it should be called The Last Rites |
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Scorned-Redhead Menstrual Sauce
just kidding In the spirit of Florida: Boiling Gator Pus Venomous Gator Bile Liquid Lava in a Jar Obama's Kiss HydroFloridac Acid Meat Cringe That's all I've got right now. |
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FBHO will work nicely.
Looks like shit Probably tastes like shit Fucks you in the mouth with every bite And it will tear your asshole on the way out. FBHO |
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FBHO will work nicely. Looks like shit Probably tastes like shit Fucks you in the mouth with every bite And it will tear your asshole on the way out. FBHO View Quote Nope nope nope nope nope. This stuff tastes awesome! It is, without exaggerating, DA BOMB. Not putting that fucker's name anywhere on it Now you do have a point that it'll scare your sphincter like a wookie with a strap on, but Zero aint bad enough to be on MY hot sauce! |
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Afterburner. View Quote Nice, make it a little more orange/ red in color and have the bottle shaped like a jet engine. The problem with 90 % of hot sauce bottles, they are all the same shape. They just put a different sticker on them. I realize its shelf space at the stores if you want to go retail. It would still would be cool to have some made. |
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Not interested in chugging OC. You are officially more of a man than me. This is akin to just munching on raw habaneros. About 3x hotter than Tabasco, but not crazy. Balance grasshopper! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Weak Sauce I structured the recipe so I could make it weak sauce if I wanted to, but this shit will peel the skin off your tongue. In that quart jar, are living the remains of about 50 H pods. I like the flavor of the orange ones the best. Meh. When you start ordering oleoresin of capsicum from chemical supply shops to bump it up then come find me. Not interested in chugging OC. You are officially more of a man than me. This is akin to just munching on raw habaneros. About 3x hotter than Tabasco, but not crazy. Balance grasshopper! My office mates and I used to have habanero eating contests. The average was 15 - 20 before we tapped out. That was a long damned time ago and I'd end up needing medical help if I tried that shit these days. |
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10509645_10152182633431078_7106699745395038755_n.jpg I'm thinking The H-Bomb or Canned Sunshine. Maybe Florida Sunshine.....on meth. The festive orange is pureed habaneros. It's flavor is light, fresh, sweet and sour, with a ginger kick like a pissed off redhead. Ideas sought, such as how the hell to make my hands stop hurting. View Quote Yellow Diarrhea? |
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Full Auto Burning Barrel Hot sauce
"hotter than a full auto ar15 barrel" |
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We need to trademark this entire thread. You guys are goddamn geniuses.
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Available for $2.xx at walmart in the "real Mexican" section (next to the weird Goya stuff).
http://peppers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/g751.jpg |
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Nice, make it a little more orange/ red in color and have the bottle shaped like a jet engine. The problem with 90 % of hot sauce bottles, they are all the same shape. They just put a different sticker on them. I realize its shelf space at the stores if you want to go retail. It would still would be cool to have some made. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Afterburner. Nice, make it a little more orange/ red in color and have the bottle shaped like a jet engine. The problem with 90 % of hot sauce bottles, they are all the same shape. They just put a different sticker on them. I realize its shelf space at the stores if you want to go retail. It would still would be cool to have some made. I figured that might be more marketable than "Butt Sneeze". |
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I'd call that Atomic Vomit.
OK, maybe just use the "atomic" part. |
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marketing genius ^^^^ above .. make it look like a j79 ( in exaggerated nozzle flap full AB for better stability on the table... and front side for good lid size (cone) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/J79.jpg or maybe make an entire airframe like those identification models with reduced wing/tail... srry, I got the pain meds working... :) View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Afterburner. Nice, make it a little more orange/ red in color and have the bottle shaped like a jet engine. The problem with 90 % of hot sauce bottles, they are all the same shape. They just put a different sticker on them. I realize its shelf space at the stores if you want to go retail. It would still would be cool to have some made. marketing genius ^^^^ above .. make it look like a j79 ( in exaggerated nozzle flap full AB for better stability on the table... and front side for good lid size (cone) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/J79.jpg or maybe make an entire airframe like those identification models with reduced wing/tail... srry, I got the pain meds working... :) So shape it like a dildo? Well in a funny kind of way that might work. Try this and you might have fucked yourself. |
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Mouth Cancer
Fire Down Below Scorched Earth Death Blossom Pure Hate Guest B Gone Fumerol Concentrated Evil Holy Water Roto Rooter |
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Or put this on the label: http://moviebuzzers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bloodsport-jean-claude-van-damn.jpg and name it Blood Squirt View Quote Dude!! He has to use that... That would be awesome! ROFL |
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"angry ginger" use a redhead pinup for the label http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/e6/ac/b8/e6acb8bd550a21096f860267d0d5f7df.jpg View Quote |
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Available for $2.xx at walmart in the "real Mexican" section (next to the weird Goya stuff). http://peppers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/g751.jpg View Quote Nowhere near the same. That's hot and salty. This is hot sweet and sour with big ginger tits on it. |
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