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Link Posted: 7/22/2014 4:38:59 PM EDT
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Ginger Bitch
With a hot redhead pinup girl on the label.

Eta. Shut someone else had the pinup girl idea
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Angry Ginger's Juice
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 4:40:32 PM EDT
[#2]
The Purge
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 4:44:29 PM EDT
[#3]
Poor judgment  add Capsaicin extract Then you could name it Extremely poor judgment.

Revenge of the peppers  Tape worm remover  But I think it should be called

The Last Rites
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 4:44:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Red Hot Ring Meat

Sphincter Sear

Anal Lava Flow
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 4:47:50 PM EDT
[#5]
Cornholio's Curse
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 4:52:50 PM EDT
[#6]
Rectum Hell.
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 4:54:28 PM EDT
[#7]
It happened in Florida sauce.
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 4:55:27 PM EDT
[#8]
"Exit Wound"


Link Posted: 7/22/2014 5:00:11 PM EDT
[#9]
H bomb sounds like a good one
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 5:18:37 PM EDT
[#10]
Scorned-Redhead Menstrual Sauce  

just kidding


In the spirit of Florida:

Boiling Gator Pus
Venomous Gator Bile
Liquid Lava in a Jar
Obama's Kiss
HydroFloridac Acid
Meat Cringe

That's all I've got right now.  
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 5:31:49 PM EDT
[#11]
FBHO will work nicely.

Looks like shit
Probably tastes like shit
Fucks you in the mouth with every bite
And it will tear your asshole on the way out.

FBHO
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 5:34:49 PM EDT
[#12]
Afterburner.
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 5:37:27 PM EDT
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FBHO will work nicely.

Looks like shit
Probably tastes like shit
Fucks you in the mouth with every bite
And it will tear your asshole on the way out.

FBHO
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Nope nope nope nope nope.

This stuff tastes awesome!  It is, without exaggerating, DA BOMB.  

Not putting that fucker's name anywhere on it

Now you do have a point that it'll scare your sphincter like a wookie with a strap on, but Zero aint bad enough to be on MY hot sauce!

Link Posted: 7/22/2014 5:43:38 PM EDT
[#14]
Hot Shit.

Hot Muthafucker.

Orange Hell.
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 5:45:51 PM EDT
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Afterburner.
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Nice, make it a little more orange/ red in color and have the bottle shaped like a jet engine.
The problem with 90 % of hot sauce bottles, they are all the same shape. They just put a different
sticker on them. I realize its shelf space at the stores if you want to go retail. It would still would be cool
to have some made.
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 5:47:36 PM EDT
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Not interested in chugging OC.   You are officially more of a man than me.  This is akin to just munching on raw habaneros.  About 3x hotter than Tabasco, but not crazy.  Balance grasshopper!
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Weak Sauce



I structured the recipe so I could make it weak sauce if I wanted to, but this shit will peel the skin off your tongue.  In that quart jar, are living the remains of about 50 H pods.  

I like the flavor of the orange ones the best.  


Meh.

When you start ordering oleoresin of capsicum from chemical supply shops to bump it up then come find me.



Not interested in chugging OC.   You are officially more of a man than me.  This is akin to just munching on raw habaneros.  About 3x hotter than Tabasco, but not crazy.  Balance grasshopper!


My office mates and I used to have habanero eating contests. The average was 15 - 20 before we tapped out.

That was a long damned time ago and I'd end up needing medical help if I tried that shit these days.
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 5:50:41 PM EDT
[#17]
Ding-Dong Drippage
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 5:52:14 PM EDT
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10509645_10152182633431078_7106699745395038755_n.jpg

I'm thinking The H-Bomb or Canned Sunshine.  Maybe Florida Sunshine.....on meth.

The festive orange is pureed habaneros.

It's flavor is light, fresh,  sweet and sour, with a ginger kick like a pissed off redhead.

Ideas sought, such as how the hell to make my hands stop hurting.  
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Yellow Diarrhea?
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:05:12 PM EDT
[#19]
Full Auto Burning Barrel Hot sauce
"hotter than a full auto ar15 barrel"
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:05:24 PM EDT
[#20]
THUNDER JUICE
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:10:57 PM EDT
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Afterburner.
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I like this one.


was thinking of Burns Twice or Hurts Twice


Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:14:19 PM EDT
[#22]
We need to trademark this entire thread.  You guys are goddamn geniuses.
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:14:26 PM EDT
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Satans Semen
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I don't know if you'll sell with that word on the label.... might get a few more purchases with : SatanSkeet ?

or Plumbing Damage?

Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:21:54 PM EDT
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Agent Orange.  Cause this shit will kill ya.

Canned sunshine is a good one OP
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Close.
"Agent Orange" why have taste when you can have heat.
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:22:38 PM EDT
[#25]
Available for $2.xx at walmart in the "real Mexican" section (next to the weird Goya stuff).

http://peppers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/g751.jpg
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:24:32 PM EDT
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Nice, make it a little more orange/ red in color and have the bottle shaped like a jet engine.
The problem with 90 % of hot sauce bottles, they are all the same shape. They just put a different
sticker on them. I realize its shelf space at the stores if you want to go retail. It would still would be cool
to have some made.
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Afterburner.


Nice, make it a little more orange/ red in color and have the bottle shaped like a jet engine.
The problem with 90 % of hot sauce bottles, they are all the same shape. They just put a different
sticker on them. I realize its shelf space at the stores if you want to go retail. It would still would be cool
to have some made.




I figured that might be more marketable than "Butt Sneeze".
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:25:48 PM EDT
[#27]
I'd call that Atomic Vomit.

OK, maybe just use the "atomic" part.
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:28:52 PM EDT
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Nice, make it a little more orange/ red in color and have the bottle shaped like a jet engine.
The problem with 90 % of hot sauce bottles, they are all the same shape. They just put a different
sticker on them. I realize its shelf space at the stores if you want to go retail. It would still would be cool
to have some made.
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Afterburner.


Nice, make it a little more orange/ red in color and have the bottle shaped like a jet engine.
The problem with 90 % of hot sauce bottles, they are all the same shape. They just put a different
sticker on them. I realize its shelf space at the stores if you want to go retail. It would still would be cool
to have some made.


marketing genius ^^^^ above

.. make it look like a j79 ( in exaggerated nozzle flap full AB for better stability on the table... and front side for good lid size (cone)


or maybe make an entire airframe like those identification models with reduced wing/tail...

srry, I got the pain meds working...  :)

Link Posted: 7/22/2014 7:37:07 PM EDT
[#29]
Habaner-Oh-Hell-No
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 8:22:44 PM EDT
[#30]
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marketing genius ^^^^ above

.. make it look like a j79 ( in exaggerated nozzle flap full AB for better stability on the table... and front side for good lid size (cone)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/J79.jpg

or maybe make an entire airframe like those identification models with reduced wing/tail...

srry, I got the pain meds working...  :)

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Afterburner.


Nice, make it a little more orange/ red in color and have the bottle shaped like a jet engine.
The problem with 90 % of hot sauce bottles, they are all the same shape. They just put a different
sticker on them. I realize its shelf space at the stores if you want to go retail. It would still would be cool
to have some made.


marketing genius ^^^^ above

.. make it look like a j79 ( in exaggerated nozzle flap full AB for better stability on the table... and front side for good lid size (cone)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/J79.jpg

or maybe make an entire airframe like those identification models with reduced wing/tail...

srry, I got the pain meds working...  :)



So shape it like a dildo? Well in a funny kind of way that might work. Try this and you might have fucked yourself.
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 10:31:11 PM EDT
[#31]
Mouth Cancer
Fire Down Below
Scorched Earth
Death Blossom
Pure Hate
Guest B Gone
Fumerol
Concentrated Evil
Holy Water
Roto Rooter
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 10:49:08 PM EDT
[#32]
Orangello

Link Posted: 7/22/2014 11:05:17 PM EDT
[#33]
Bloody Anus Pink Sock Grip n' Rip Rectum
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 11:09:04 PM EDT
[#34]
Or put this on the label:




and name it Blood Squirt
Link Posted: 7/22/2014 11:12:17 PM EDT
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Or put this on the label:

http://moviebuzzers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bloodsport-jean-claude-van-damn.jpg


and name it Blood Squirt
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Dude!! He has to use that... That would be awesome!  ROFL
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 12:06:11 AM EDT
[#36]
AssPurger's Syndrome
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 12:09:31 AM EDT
[#37]
Cockstain McHemorrhoids
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 12:09:53 AM EDT
[#38]
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Flaming Asshole
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Culo Fuego
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 12:17:46 AM EDT
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"angry ginger"

use a redhead pinup for the label

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/e6/ac/b8/e6acb8bd550a21096f860267d0d5f7df.jpg
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Link Posted: 7/23/2014 12:18:19 AM EDT
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Shitzyerpants.
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 2:43:24 AM EDT
[#41]
Personal Lubricant
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 2:50:04 AM EDT
[#42]
Kickin Ginger
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 2:53:20 AM EDT
[#43]
Hildogs sweet crotch juice
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 3:02:29 AM EDT
[#44]
1-800-222-1222
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 3:05:52 AM EDT
[#45]
Penguin Blood




Link Posted: 7/23/2014 3:05:57 AM EDT
[#46]
Scorched Asshair
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 3:08:14 AM EDT
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Available for $2.xx at walmart in the "real Mexican" section (next to the weird Goya stuff).

http://peppers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/g751.jpg
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Nowhere near the same.   That's hot and salty.  This is hot sweet and sour with big ginger tits on it.  
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 3:24:07 AM EDT
[#48]
Fo Sauce
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 3:28:23 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:


I'm thinking The H-Bomb or Canned Sunshine.  Maybe Florida Sunshine.....on meth.

The festive orange is pureed habaneros.

It's flavor is light, fresh,  sweet and sour, with a ginger kick like a pissed off redhead.

Ideas sought, such as how the hell to make my hands stop hurting.  
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Based on the pic, call it "Urinary Tract Infection"

"UTI"

TRG
Link Posted: 7/23/2014 3:29:16 AM EDT
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Red-Headed Stepchild
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