Need some Arabic translated please.

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Posted: 7/21/2014 10:17:55 AM EDT

Long story short: I have a picture of some Arabic writing that was supposedly found on the Texas/Mexico border a few years ago. I had a Lebanese ex-pat that I worked with at the time look at it and he got all excited and made a copy to take to the FBI. I would like to have someone else take a look at it to see if it's really a Wal-Mart shopping list and he was just giving me the business. I do not have a Photobucket account so if you want to see it PM with an e-mail addy and I will get it to you.

Thanks

Posted: 7/21/2014 10:19:52 AM EDT

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Tagged for further info, and if you want to shoot me the pic, I'll post it here for you.

Posted: 7/21/2014 10:20:39 AM EDT

[#2]

Probably Goat ads from Page 6...

Posted: 7/21/2014 10:23:08 AM EDT

[#3]

Host it on imgur. Post it here.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

Posted: 7/21/2014 11:21:18 AM EDT

[#4]

Sent.

Posted: 7/21/2014 2:16:59 PM EDT

[#5]

I'm interested in hearing what this is all about....

Posted: 7/21/2014 2:18:41 PM EDT

[#6]

I think it's a recipe for fried goat balls.

Posted: 7/21/2014 2:19:16 PM EDT

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Translation:

"First, you tell the infidel that you will hold the football while they kick it.

Then, you pull away the football at the last moment.

Finally, you laugh at the infidel while he is laying on his back.

This is how you defeat America."

Posted: 7/21/2014 2:19:19 PM EDT

[#8]

this should be good...

Posted: 7/21/2014 2:19:36 PM EDT

[#9]

I know somebody who reads Arabic and will ask him tomorrow.

Posted: 7/21/2014 2:20:37 PM EDT

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"First, you tell the infidel that you will hold the football while they kick it.

Then, you pull away the football at the last moment.

Finally, you laugh at the infidel while he is laying on his back.

This is how you defeat America."

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AAUGH!

Posted: 7/21/2014 2:35:38 PM EDT

[#11]

Yup. Just as I expected. men Seeking Goat ads from AbdulsList.com.

Posted: 7/21/2014 2:37:09 PM EDT

[#12]

something along the lines of " I KEEEEL YOU!!!"

Posted: 7/21/2014 2:43:28 PM EDT

[#13]

It says something about Americans killing a lot of sand, and the sand being very evil.

Posted: 7/21/2014 7:54:43 PM EDT

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good, looking forward to learning what it's about.

I wonder how many more of these have been found, and if this is a common thing.

Posted: 7/22/2014 2:59:50 AM EDT

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Learning spanish was hard enough, but at least they used mostly the same alphabet.

I couldn't imagine learning a language with an entirely new writing "alphabet" like Arabic/Farsi/Hebrew or even Russian. No chance in hell of touching the Oriental languages, either.

Props to whoever can read/write in any of those!

Posted: 7/22/2014 3:04:45 AM EDT

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I'm fairly sure it's one of these:

"For A Good Time, Call Achmed Any Thursday..."

"Fuck Barack Hussein Obama!!!"

"Stop Calling Him Muslim! We Don't Want Obama Either!"

Posted: 7/22/2014 4:44:09 AM EDT

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I'm interested in hearing what this is all about....

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It is a love story - a threesome between a goat and two camel jockeys.

Posted: 7/22/2014 4:46:17 AM EDT

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"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"

Posted: 7/22/2014 4:50:04 AM EDT

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Son of a bitch!

Posted: 7/22/2014 4:53:19 AM EDT

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If it really is a shopping list it might be code for other things.

Bananas might not be bananas.

Posted: 7/22/2014 4:54:05 AM EDT

[#21]

Is this like a safe thread?

Day 2

Posted: 7/22/2014 5:05:15 AM EDT

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The first page is all about fucking goats.....it's nasty so I want go into details. The second page is just "durka durka Muhammad jihad" over and over.

Posted: 7/22/2014 5:25:43 AM EDT

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If it really is a shopping list it might be code for other things.

Bananas might not be bananas.

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Reminds me of something a comedian said. When he was in college, he knew a small-time drug dealer who used code words for his sales, but he wasn't very bright. His code word for pot was hockey tickets.

"Hey, Mike, you got any hockey tickets?"

"Yeah, Rick, how many ounces of hockey tickets do you want?"

His only hope was the world's dumbest narc listening on the line.

"Hey, these kids aren't dopers -- they're athletes! They are buying hockey tickets by the kilo!"

Posted: 7/22/2014 5:52:19 AM EDT

[#24]

OST for goat raping goodness.

Posted: 7/22/2014 9:27:40 AM EDT

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This is looking like a safe thread.

Posted: 7/22/2014 10:05:03 AM EDT

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This is looking like a safe thread.

Posted: 7/22/2014 11:39:16 AM EDT

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Where's the rest of it? That's some shitty handwriting, can't make out much of it.

Posted: 7/22/2014 11:44:33 AM EDT

[#28]

It says: "Good luck"

Posted: 7/22/2014 11:57:45 AM EDT

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Where's the rest of it? That's some shitty handwriting, can't make out much of it.

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Since you can read some of it, what does it say? Any info is better than no info....

Posted: 7/22/2014 2:20:51 PM EDT

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Where's the rest of it? That's some shitty handwriting, can't make out much of it.

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Yeah, several words are missing from the first page, and the handwriting is atrocious.

I'll sit down and try to do a translation sometime tonight or tomorrow.

Posted: 7/22/2014 5:55:07 PM EDT

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Yeah, several words are missing from the first page, and the handwriting is atrocious.

I'll sit down and try to do a translation sometime tonight or tomorrow.

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Where's the rest of it? That's some shitty handwriting, can't make out much of it.

Yeah, several words are missing from the first page, and the handwriting is atrocious.

I'll sit down and try to do a translation sometime tonight or tomorrow.

Thanks, it'll be interesting to find out when the next jihad will be happening in San Antonio or something.

Posted: 7/23/2014 6:51:41 AM EDT

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What day is this?

Posted: 7/23/2014 6:54:06 AM EDT

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DAY 3

Posted: 7/23/2014 7:30:48 AM EDT

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What day is this?

DAY 3

Holy shit, trash day is tomorrow

Posted: 7/24/2014 5:45:06 AM EDT

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In on DAY 4

Posted: 7/24/2014 5:50:19 AM EDT

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In before homeland security.

Posted: 7/24/2014 8:41:00 AM EDT

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I'm beginning to think this was written by an Iranian chicken. It appears that there are Farsi letters mixed in (presence of ^ over some of the s's), but then again, the handwriting is so atrocious that it could be an illiterate Arab that can't write worth a damn.

Posted: 7/24/2014 8:52:26 AM EDT

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Long story short: I have a picture of some Arabic writing that was supposedly found on the Texas/Mexico border a few years ago. I had a Lebanese ex-pat that I worked with at the time look at it and he got all excited and made a copy to take to the FBI. I would like to have someone else take a look at it to see if it's really a Wal-Mart shopping list and he was just giving me the business. I do not have a Photobucket account so if you want to see it PM with an e-mail addy and I will get it to you.

Thanks

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Is this the new variation on a safe thread?