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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:10:50 PM EDT
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I had no idea neckbeards were this creepy
 I thought they just had hair on their neck and stood in line waiting to buy all the .22lr at Wal Mart in the morning. 
The weirdo dressing in my little pony with a diaper, that's just wrong. 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:14:00 PM EDT
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This thread is amazing
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:22:05 PM EDT
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Quote Historyno, this is me 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:28:52 PM EDT
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Why are neck beards atheist? It's especially weird since religious people are more prone to be obese. 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:30:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:30:44 PM EDT
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Why are neck beards atheist? It's especially weird since religious people are more prone to be obese. Really? I hadn't noticed this in my church. In fact, I would say the majority are of normal weight. People of faith tend to be disciplined in their lives. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:31:19 PM EDT
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It's especially weird since religious people are more prone to be obese. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why are neck beards atheist? It's especially weird since religious people are more prone to be obese. And grow neckbeards: 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:32:48 PM EDT
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Really? I hadn't noticed this in my church. In fact, I would say the majority are of normal weight. People of faith tend to be disciplined in their lives. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why are neck beards atheist? It's especially weird since religious people are more prone to be obese. Really? I hadn't noticed this in my church. In fact, I would say the majority are of normal weight. People of faith tend to be disciplined in their lives. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/42256829/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/praise-lard-religion-linked-obesity-young-adults/#.U87zJDeKC00 |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:33:44 PM EDT
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Why are neck beards atheist? It's especially weird since religious people are more prone to be obese. Really? I hadn't noticed this in my church. In fact, I would say the majority are of normal weight. People of faith tend to be disciplined in their lives. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/42256829/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/praise-lard-religion-linked-obesity-young-adults/#.U87zJDeKC00 NBC news? Must be true.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:35:34 PM EDT
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NBC news? Must be true.
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Why are neck beards atheist? It's especially weird since religious people are more prone to be obese. Really? I hadn't noticed this in my church. In fact, I would say the majority are of normal weight. People of faith tend to be disciplined in their lives. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/42256829/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/praise-lard-religion-linked-obesity-young-adults/#.U87zJDeKC00 NBC news? Must be true.
You could try to google the paper they reference, or is that too much effort? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:36:41 PM EDT
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Why are neck beards atheist? God doesn't want 'em. Satan doesn't want 'em. Ganesh, the elephant-headed path clearer doesn't want 'em. Etc. So they're pretty much left to collecting fedoras and fucking MLP dolls. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:37:43 PM EDT
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Great, thanks to these weirdo's, I have to leave my nice fedora on the shelf at home, now. Have had it for 8 years before this crap. Mostly wore it to gigs and nice dinners.
My God, I had a English prof worn about these guys and I thought he was joking. This is like the dark side of nerds. GD delivers. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:37:54 PM EDT
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This is the best thing ever.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:52:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHo Lee Fuk!
WTF is that? Neuter it before it procreates. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:54:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ho Lee Fuk! WTF is that? Neuter it before it procreates. Quote HistoryQuoted: Ho Lee Fuk! WTF is that? Neuter it before it procreates. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:55:24 PM EDT
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Ho Lee Fuk!
WTF is that? Neuter it before it procreates. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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WTF is that? Neuter it before it procreates. I don't think you have anything to worry about in his case. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:58:00 PM EDT
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Oh dear god, we have found their hive. Time to nuke it from orbit to take them all out. I'm scared |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:02:46 PM EDT
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Oh dear god, we have found their hive. Time to nuke it from orbit to take them all out. This is as good as the time I discovered "Mothering.com" and posted a link here. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:06:33 PM EDT
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Holy Shit! Are all these people related?!?! They all look and dress the same! Who knew! Hahahaha
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:12:57 PM EDT
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I like these guys, just more out of the pool for the rest of us.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:15:58 PM EDT
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This is as good as the time I discovered "Mothering.com" and posted a link here. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Oh dear god, we have found their hive. Time to nuke it from orbit to take them all out. This is as good as the time I discovered "Mothering.com" and posted a link here. Ahh yes, the sMothering.com threads... I remember those! |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:17:58 PM EDT
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This thread is full of buttsandwich.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:18:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:19:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySo did she succumb to his fedora charm or did she feel she owed him since he falcon punched the robber? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:22:21 PM EDT
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Really? I hadn't noticed this in my church. In fact, I would say the majority are of normal weight. People of faith tend to be disciplined in their lives. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why are neck beards atheist? It's especially weird since religious people are more prone to be obese. Really? I hadn't noticed this in my church. In fact, I would say the majority are of normal weight. People of faith tend to be disciplined in their lives. I hadn't noticed it in mine either. The 700 people who worship there on any given Sunday tend to be considerably slimmer than the average crowd you'd see in WalMart, which is a haven for neckbeards. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:25:31 PM EDT
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.....man prostitution needs to be legalized. Like medicinally.
These people need to be laid really, really bad. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:28:20 PM EDT
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Quote History"Their beards are just invisible lower" FIFY |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:28:46 PM EDT
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.....man prostitution needs to be legalized. Like medicinally. These people need to be laid really, really bad. None of them have the money to buy prostitutes... unless there was a neckbeard lottery or something... but the winner of that lottery would be banging the loser of the crack ho lottery. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:29:05 PM EDT
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I don't think you have anything to worry about in his case. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ho Lee Fuk!
WTF is that? Neuter it before it procreates. I don't think you have anything to worry about in his case. If there are that many f'ed up males? in our population, there are probably as many f'ed up females. If they get together and figure out how to...
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:29:23 PM EDT
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*tipping intensifies
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:31:21 PM EDT
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None of them have the money to buy prostitutes... unless there was a neckbeard lottery or something... but the winner of that lottery would be banging the loser of the crack ho lottery. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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.....man prostitution needs to be legalized. Like medicinally. These people need to be laid really, really bad. None of them have the money to buy prostitutes... unless there was a neckbeard lottery or something... but the winner of that lottery would be banging the loser of the crack ho lottery. Medicaid. Seriously. This is one social program I would support. It would cut down on rampages and serial killings exponentially. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:32:34 PM EDT
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"Their beards are just invisible lower" FIFY Quote HistoryQuoted:
"Their beards are just invisible lower" FIFY 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:32:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:34:39 PM EDT
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You really think procreation is in his future? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ho Lee Fuk!
WTF is that? Neuter it before it procreates. It is if he likes rape. Who am I kidding, any average woman could whip his ass. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:45:44 PM EDT
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In on 5...God help us all.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:53:48 PM EDT
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Why are neck beards atheist? With no God in their lives, they fill the void in their souls with My Little Pony? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:56:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThis one delivered on the punch line! 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 8:56:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: With no God in their lives, they fill the void in their souls with My Little Pony? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why are neck beards atheist? With no God in their lives, they fill the void in their souls with My Little Pony?  |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 9:21:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHonest question: what percentage of these images are real...? As in, how many of these are cruel photoshops by others, and how many are real? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 9:25:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Whoa....... that would be funny if it wasn't serious......  Quote HistoryQuoted: Whoa....... that would be funny if it wasn't serious......  |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 9:25:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryFor a minute there, I thought that was the work of XCR. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 9:30:27 PM EDT
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now that gd finally knows the true meaning of neckbeard maybe people will start to use it right psyke |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 9:34:11 PM EDT
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now that gd finally knows the true meaning of neckbeard maybe people will start to use it right psyke We have our own definition, reddit has theirs. And really, who the fuck cares? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 9:38:15 PM EDT
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We have our own definition, reddit has theirs. And really, who the fuck cares? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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now that gd finally knows the true meaning of neckbeard maybe people will start to use it right psyke We have our own definition, reddit has theirs. And really, who the fuck cares? well the other definition has been around since the turn of the century but you're right it is some trifling shit to worry about all that matters is that neckbeards are lolcows |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 9:42:47 PM EDT
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well the other definition has been around since the turn of the century but you're right it is some trifling shit to worry about all that matters is that neckbeards are lolcows Watch that internet lingo. Half of /gd/ is going to get lost on encyclopedia dramatica and end up being offended by something. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 9:55:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2014 9:57:36 PM EDT
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This is as good as the time I discovered "Mothering.com" and posted a link here. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Oh dear god, we have found their hive. Time to nuke it from orbit to take them all out. This is as good as the time I discovered "Mothering.com" and posted a link here. LOL I remember that.. What a mess.. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 9:58:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2014 10:03:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2014 10:47:04 PM EDT
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3 days off...VA-gunnut
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