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Link Posted: 7/25/2014 12:52:40 PM EDT
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Can I have supersized Summer?
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Alien, your dick is just going to look even smaller!  
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 12:53:22 PM EDT
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Partisan Rock

Miami_JBT

XCRMonger

Mikhail_86

Swede1986

Ryan Gosling

Crash_Test_Dhimmi

mp9fan

Too many others.....
This thread, like all threads, will end.  And I will come here when few will. To remember our fallen in the neckbeard invasion.  So that heterosexuality and getting laid would not perish from the Earth, Guerrillas mostly Arfcommers, wrote the names of their lost on this rock.
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This thread will die like Mattie on a park bench...







But not yet
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 12:53:29 PM EDT
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This needs to be edited to be Nor Cal


Link Posted: 7/25/2014 12:54:06 PM EDT
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About 87% of GD and 117% of cop bashers?  
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Tinfoil?  Screen name?
About 87% of GD and 117% of cop bashers?  


"Hey Scoob, Did I park the Mystery Machine on the lawn again? I'm so euphoric on my own intelligence I may have been impaired."
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 12:55:39 PM EDT
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Pretty sure thats LibertarianYankee or Zaminsky
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Pretty sure thats LibertarianYankee or Zaminsky


You spelled LibturdianYahoo wrong.
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 12:57:45 PM EDT
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How does a person sleep at night after taking advantage of somebody's misplaced feelings, generosity, and naivety? That's just fucking wrong. I sure as shit wouldn't be staying with a chick who accepted a fucking car from some guy she friend zoned.
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She gets a new car, a secondary source of income from neckbeard, and a BF to fuck. BF gets to have sex with her. Neckbeard gets to sniff her shoes?
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 12:57:51 PM EDT
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You spelled LibturdianYahoo wrong.
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Pretty sure thats LibertarianYankee or Zaminsky





You spelled LibturdianYahoo wrong.




 
Dammit
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 12:58:00 PM EDT
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One for the professor and Disco:



























 
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 12:59:33 PM EDT
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This thread will die like Mattie on a park bench...
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Partisan Rock

Miami_JBT

XCRMonger

Mikhail_86

Swede1986

Ryan Gosling

Crash_Test_Dhimmi

mp9fan

Too many others.....
This thread, like all threads, will end.  And I will come here when few will. To remember our fallen in the neckbeard invasion.  So that heterosexuality and getting laid would not perish from the Earth, Guerrillas mostly Arfcommers, wrote the names of their lost on this rock.


 
This thread will die like Mattie on a park bench...







But not yet
My sides hurt from laughing

 
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:01:03 PM EDT
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Funny how a "JBT" likes to insult "cop bashers".  Just sayin'...
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:02:01 PM EDT
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Funny how a "JBT" likes to insult "cop bashers".  Just sayin'...





 











Respect my authority!





 
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:04:27 PM EDT
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What the hell did I just see?

A guy I used to work with always wore a stupid looking hat and a black vest (the type that is part of a  suit) no matter what else he was wearing. He stunk horribly and could not carry on a normal conversation.  He even had the scraggly unkempt attempt at a beard.  I now know what the hell was wrong with him.
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You do?  Then please enlighten us because we sure can't figure out this neckbeard thing.
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:04:42 PM EDT
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Arfcom's GD Neckbeard



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 Now it makes sense!!!!
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:10:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:11:23 PM EDT
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About 87% of GD and 117% of cop bashers?  



Funny how a "JBT" likes to insult "cop bashers".  Just sayin'...

 


Respect my authority!

http://notrightinthehead.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/really-fat-cops.jpg
 


That's some big authority ya gots there!
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:17:42 PM EDT
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Mylar, actually.

It's kinda cool but it might freak the dogs out a bit
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:18:55 PM EDT
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This is how I get it!



Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:20:05 PM EDT
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It's... the stay puff marshmallow man.
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:20:13 PM EDT
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Taboot, you are my hero

You have actually inflicted pain on me for making me laugh so hard.

Jerk
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:25:17 PM EDT
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Superior thread full of Supreme Gentlemen.
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Taboot, you are my hero



You have actually inflicted pain on me for making me laugh so hard.



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Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:29:52 PM EDT
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New challenge....



Slap a brazzers logo on neckbeards.
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God someone PLEASE Brazzers this.....
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Would you consider them Supreme Gentlesirs?

Also, I found a fedora baseball cap


Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:37:23 PM EDT
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Day 5 of this thread and I'm like:


Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:43:17 PM EDT
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Yep. If someone posts another neckbeard-woman I'm going to get hardcore PTSD.
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:46:32 PM EDT
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Alien, your dick is just going to look even smaller!  
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The game may be bigger but I'm still equipped with an adequately sized caliber/gun to get the job done.
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:50:31 PM EDT
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Yep. If someone posts another neckbeard-woman I'm going to get hardcore PTSD.
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Yep. If someone posts another neckbeard-woman I'm going to get hardcore PTSD.


 
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:50:58 PM EDT
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DAMN. Good 'crush like a bug' there.




Now I kind of want to see what she looks like.
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:53:18 PM EDT
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Yep. If someone posts another neckbeard-woman I'm going to get hardcore PTSD.
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  DAMN. Good 'crush like a bug' there.

Now I kind of want to see what she looks like.

Yeah, I agree - she verbally Mozambiqued him for sure

Can't blame her though.
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:54:57 PM EDT
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these slagging shiftless meatsacks of bearded failure an.
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these slagging shiftless meatsacks of bearded failure an.



Both a poet and an excellent judge of calibers.
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:55:54 PM EDT
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Yep. If someone posts another neckbeard-woman I'm going to get hardcore PTSD.
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/hro/f7ddc896.jpg  

That's Chris Griffin from Family Guy

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rost. rost hard.
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 1:57:11 PM EDT
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DAMN. Good 'crush like a bug' there.
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DAMN. Good 'crush like a bug' there.




Now I kind of want to see what she looks like.


After that exchange with captain weirdo, I don't think you will like what she looks like these days.



Advanced decomp in a shallow grave of shame and hatred is never very attractive...



 
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 2:01:36 PM EDT
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I friendzoned you all first but it doesn't matter.



"That day the friendzoned missiles littered the skies. No nation was spared. 6 billion people,  not getting laid ever all at once. We were all warned of the Devil's Game we played by harnessing the power of the Fedora.  But now it was too late.......then came the machines."



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Dude.  Puff puff pass.  Puff puff pass.  



 

Link Posted: 7/25/2014 2:01:58 PM EDT
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The Simpsons have it down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_Book_Guy

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My what big hands you have.
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Yep. If someone posts another neckbeard-woman I'm going to get hardcore PTSD.







Link Posted: 7/25/2014 2:08:29 PM EDT
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I know a couple of people who do that. They are otherwise normal women who just want it to be Halloween more than once a year.







Like anything else, it's cool when hot chicks do it.
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Yep. If someone posts another neckbeard-woman I'm going to get hardcore PTSD.
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/hro/f7ddc896.jpg


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Nope, she has glasses.  That's defintely Meg
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Now I kind of want to see what she looks like.


Me too! This is the neckbeard she was talking to. Maybe she's the relationship he was talking about? Lulz







What are these things they did?  It wasn't sex
Link Posted: 7/25/2014 2:28:42 PM EDT
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Wow, this thread is disturbing.
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