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Posted: 7/24/2014 7:49:32 AM EDT
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All the girls in the back are laughing at him. Fucking people!!!! I was somewhat geeky in high school because I read Star Wars and Tom Clancy novels but holy hell. I still chased skirt and got laid in high school. I dressed normally, did normal stuff, and pretty much succeeded in my teenage years. This kid.... will be fapping to MLP porn while overdosing to Mountain Dew and Mavrick 88. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Hello+m+lady+refills+chalice+tips+fedora+grooms+neckbeard+throws+cape+_eb30b5402e6dcbd574da73758821297a.jpg https://warosu.org/data/fa/img/0070/10/1380846615993.jpg http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/sRdennyCrane/sRdennyCrane008/1388339958594.jpg http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1335/84/1335840586290.jpg This kid.... will be fapping to MLP porn while overdosing to Mountain Dew and Mavrick 88. And the future school shooter is wearing his hat while seated indoors. If he's going to go through all the trouble of trying to be some sort of dandy gentlemen, take the goddamned hat off. But his parents have failed him utterly and completely, letting him go in public wearing a dork costume like that. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 7:51:10 AM EDT
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One hundred million internets to the first guy who attends a con dressed as that Indian anti-pissing-in-the-street-truck and squirts some neckbeards with soapy water. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There were signs everywhere reminding attendees to please shower - with soap - daily, and deodorant is a big plus. This is something that really ought to go without saying, but my understanding is that those signs are SOP at cons. Because they need to be. Holy shit  Seriously?
the stretch was unimaginable , venue still smelled 3 days later One hundred million internets to the first guy who attends a con dressed as that Indian anti-pissing-in-the-street-truck and squirts some neckbeards with soapy water. I know im a few pages behind, but a buddy of mine's work provided security for a Con event in dallas years back. The stories he'd tell were horrifying and amusing, but best of all he said the venue had "Axe Ninja's" People dressed up in all black ninja outfits running around hosing down the stinkiest attendees with axe body spray. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 7:51:18 AM EDT
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Thanks a fucking lot arfcom, my gf isn't talking to me because of this thread and my neighbors think I'm a freak. Earlier tonight I was sitting at home browsing arfcom, waiting for my gf to get off work and was blissfully ignorant to what was about to happen in my happy little life because of YOU demented fucks. I start reading this thread and happen to notice that a bunch of the pics have cringechannel.com on the bottom of them, so I go there to see what it is. As I'm clicking through some weird (and I admit, funny) pics, she happens to walk in the door. When she walked in, I got up and went to help her carry some groceries in, and didn't even think about what was on the screen. As I go to help her, she looks at me with the weirdest "Who are you?" look I've ever gotten. Stupid, ignorant, puzzled me asks if she's ok and she can't get through even half of a sentence to tell me what's wrong. Completely confused, I did the worst thing I could - I asked what was wrong with her. "What's wrong with ME?? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!? I should ask you the same thing!" I happen to notice that she's looking across the room at the computer screen Realizing what's just happened, I tried to explain, but she won't listen. She just kept yelling at me "There's no explanation for that!" "I don't wanna hear it!" Then, I did the only thing that could make the situation worse - I started laughing. I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell her how I had come across that wonderful piece of work on the computer screen. Have you ever laughed so hard you couldn't speak and your gut hurt? It was that kind of laugh - and it did NOT help the situation. At one point, she screams at me "What are you some kind of god damned sexual deviant?" loud enough I'm SURE my neighbors heard her. And, for those of you that are wondering, this is the picture that was on the screen: ETA: <snip> Sorry, I don't wanna get banned. Just imagine a long, brightly colored my little pony tail made into a buttplug so you can pretend your girl is a pony when you're plowing her from behind. Google image search "Reignbow pony plugs" if you really wanna see it. Go ahead, I dare you. You just can't un-see things like that. Holy fuck 
Pics of girlfriend? Preferably in her current state of Mind. 
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Posted: 7/24/2014 7:54:14 AM EDT
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At first I thought I had an absolute hatred for Hipsters. Like I would round them up and send them to happy camp hatred. I mean look at them... LOOK AT THEM! Egotistical faggoty douchbags with a propensity for shitty music and Pabst Blue Ribbon.
  Such an odd creature of Beta Male except for one thing. They're skinny and have female members of their little odd subculture. They get laid, chase skirt, live outside of Mom's basement, have jobs, and while stupid still can become productive members of society once they grow out of their faggoty stage. The neckbeard though... he is a failure at everyhing. Fat, unkempt, useless, has no females except for Waifu pillows, and will fall further into the rabbit hole of slagging meatsacks of shitty fuck ups.     Yeah, they're doomed to the suck start or becoming sexual internet predators. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 8:01:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And the future school shooter is wearing his hat while seated indoors. If he's going to go through all the trouble of trying to be some sort of dandy gentlemen, take the goddamned hat off. But his parents have failed him utterly and completely, letting him go in public wearing a dork costume like that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Hello+m+lady+refills+chalice+tips+fedora+grooms+neckbeard+throws+cape+_eb30b5402e6dcbd574da73758821297a.jpg https://warosu.org/data/fa/img/0070/10/1380846615993.jpg http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/sRdennyCrane/sRdennyCrane008/1388339958594.jpg http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1335/84/1335840586290.jpg This kid.... will be fapping to MLP porn while overdosing to Mountain Dew and Mavrick 88. And the future school shooter is wearing his hat while seated indoors. If he's going to go through all the trouble of trying to be some sort of dandy gentlemen, take the goddamned hat off. But his parents have failed him utterly and completely, letting him go in public wearing a dork costume like that. They're fat sacks of failures and can't get their junk inside a woman even if they paid upfront for the sex. There is also no female version of the neckbeard... thus they can't get laid even in their own class of retard freaks like the rest of us. All of us are a subculture but we all have female members of said subculture. Jocks have cheerleaders Nerds have nerds Goth has goth Hipster has hipster Etc... Neckbeard has Waifu pillow |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 8:41:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It just gets worse. Then BAMN....Ryan Gosling out of motherfucking nowhere. Oh and something about XCR being a silica pack. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: HOLY SHIT................................. And I'm only at the end of page 1 It just gets worse. Then BAMN....Ryan Gosling out of motherfucking nowhere. Oh and something about XCR being a silica pack. Ryan Gosling fixed that I think. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 8:45:19 AM EDT
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All the girls in the back are laughing at him. Fucking people!!!! I was somewhat geeky in high school because I read Star Wars and Tom Clancy novels but holy hell. I still chased skirt and got laid in high school. I dressed normally, did normal stuff, and pretty much succeeded in my teenage years. This kid.... will be fapping to MLP porn while overdosing to Mountain Dew and Mavrick 88. Quote HistoryQuoted:
All the girls in the back are laughing at him. Fucking people!!!! I was somewhat geeky in high school because I read Star Wars and Tom Clancy novels but holy hell. I still chased skirt and got laid in high school. I dressed normally, did normal stuff, and pretty much succeeded in my teenage years. This kid.... will be fapping to MLP porn while overdosing to Mountain Dew and Mavrick 88. To be honest I feel pretty bad for that kid. He isn't a 400lb tub of snot who totes a Japanese cartoon pillow around, and despite his obvious fashion ... challenges ... he does seem to care about his appearance. He is trying way too hard, and becoming an outcast in the process. That kid desperately needs a positive male role model in his life 
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Ryan Gosling fixed that I think. For her sake I hope so - unless she was just being ironic for the sake of this thread
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Posted: 7/24/2014 8:56:25 AM EDT
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You're killing me man
Fortunately for me though, you're my very favorite Jew 
One of these days I should dig out one of my old e-mail backups and post some of the e-mails I've gotten over the past couple of years. In the context of this thread especially, they'd peg the needle on the creeper meter. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Got any clop porn to share? You're killing me man
Fortunately for me though, you're my very favorite Jew
One of these days I should dig out one of my old e-mail backups and post some of the e-mails I've gotten over the past couple of years. In the context of this thread especially, they'd peg the needle on the creeper meter. Whoa. So actual bronies have contacted you because of your avatar to clop or hoof or yiff or whatever it is they do? 
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Posted: 7/24/2014 8:59:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: For her sake I hope so - unless she was just being ironic for the sake of this thread Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ryan Gosling fixed that I think. For her sake I hope so - unless she was just being ironic for the sake of this thread After all the neckbeard pics it seemed legit. If anyone can help cure feminine dryness it's Gosling.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:04:52 AM EDT
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Holy shit. We haven't had a thread like this since Kitwulfen's magical adventure. All that's missing now is the equivalent of a goose-in-dresser story.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:06:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:07:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:16:17 AM EDT
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Is this anime pillow out in public shit real life? I just Google imaged "waifu pillow". 
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:19:04 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy shit. We haven't had a thread like this since Kitwulfen's magical adventure. All that's missing now is the equivalent of a goose-in-dresser story. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:25:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIf you take a moment to read that board, many of them think that THIS thread has the actual neckbeards making the posts/taking selfies. They also seem to think overt racism is ok. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:32:06 AM EDT
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Whoa. So actual bronies have contacted you because of your avatar to clop or hoof or yiff or whatever it is they do? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Got any clop porn to share? You're killing me man
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One of these days I should dig out one of my old e-mail backups and post some of the e-mails I've gotten over the past couple of years. In the context of this thread especially, they'd peg the needle on the creeper meter. Whoa. So actual bronies have contacted you because of your avatar to clop or hoof or yiff or whatever it is they do? Yes, though the messages weren't from anyone I recognized from here. For all I know the few who did could have been trolling the hell out of me - because they thought I was some sort of deviant shitheel. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:33:39 AM EDT
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I know im a few pages behind, but a buddy of mine's work provided security for a Con event in dallas years back. The stories he'd tell were horrifying and amusing, but best of all he said the venue had "Axe Ninja's" People dressed up in all black ninja outfits running around hosing down the stinkiest attendees with axe body spray. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There were signs everywhere reminding attendees to please shower - with soap - daily, and deodorant is a big plus. This is something that really ought to go without saying, but my understanding is that those signs are SOP at cons. Because they need to be. Holy shit Seriously?
the stretch was unimaginable , venue still smelled 3 days later One hundred million internets to the first guy who attends a con dressed as that Indian anti-pissing-in-the-street-truck and squirts some neckbeards with soapy water. I know im a few pages behind, but a buddy of mine's work provided security for a Con event in dallas years back. The stories he'd tell were horrifying and amusing, but best of all he said the venue had "Axe Ninja's" People dressed up in all black ninja outfits running around hosing down the stinkiest attendees with axe body spray. That. Is. Awesome. Off to youtube to find videos. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:40:19 AM EDT
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Who would have thought my drug fueled days in the 70's would be the good old days
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:42:10 AM EDT
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Is this anime pillow out in public shit real life? I just Google imaged "waifu pillow". It's called a dakimakura, or daki for short. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:44:56 AM EDT
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You know, I'm pretty much a "live and let live, no problem if it doesn't affect me" kind of guy. I just can't get over the amount of self-delusion with these people.
If you wear a fedora/trilby and aren't old enough to collect Social Security, people are going to laugh at you. It's that simple. You don't look distinguished, you're not bringing back a "better time", and you're not showing "style". You're just being an attention whore. When you say, "Women just don't get me. They don't want a nice guy." The reality is that they don't want a douchbag with no connection to societal norms. You want a face tattoo of a dolphin playing ukelele? Go right ahead. But you damn sure can't get pissed when people laugh, you can't find a date, and you can't get a job. I'm not saying you have to conform and be a robot. However, these deviations are so light years away from normal that they are going to carry severe repercussions. TL;DR - Stupid hurts. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:50:26 AM EDT
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Holy shit Seriously?
And that is freaking horrifying. My daughter has gone to a couple of those "Comic Con" events with some of her girlfriends. They dress up in steam punk outfits - goggles, pith helmets, corsets ... the whole thing. I call them the Airship Pirates, after the Abney Park song. ETA: Maybe it's time to put my foot down and stop letting her go. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There were signs everywhere reminding attendees to please shower - with soap - daily, and deodorant is a big plus. This is something that really ought to go without saying, but my understanding is that those signs are SOP at cons. Because they need to be. My point is, all this shit is EVERYWHERE in these subcultures. Asscrack, stench, obesity, shitty beards, stupid hats, treatment of women as sacred but entirely sexual objects there to be observed and worshiped but never touched, sexualization of things that really shouldn't be sexualized (like cartoon ponies). By no means is it everybody, but it's the highest concentration in the world. If that's where you spend a decent portion of your life, you become inured, or begin to participate, or have a day of realization and become horrified. Holy shit Seriously?
And that is freaking horrifying. My daughter has gone to a couple of those "Comic Con" events with some of her girlfriends. They dress up in steam punk outfits - goggles, pith helmets, corsets ... the whole thing. I call them the Airship Pirates, after the Abney Park song. ETA: Maybe it's time to put my foot down and stop letting her go. Very seriously. And it still stank the minute I walked in the door. Just for shits and giggles, I looked up on the FAQ site for Otakon, one of the largest Japanese culture convention in the US. They feel the need to say it too, which should tell you something: "I keep hearing that attendees are smelly. What can I do about that? Don't contribute to the problem. Anytime you have a lot of people in one place, and it's hot out, you're going to get the occasional whiff of B.O. Please shower (with soap!) at least once every day and change your clothes. No matter how cool your outfit is, the acrid smell of pleather and human sweat will ruin the effect by the second day, we guarantee it. Make sure your sleeping arrangements allow for proper hygiene." As far as this, I wouldn't necessarily tell her she needs to stop. Cons aren't really any less safe than many other areas of life. Just grosser in a lot of ways. If it's something she enjoys, realize she's going to get ogled a lot, especially if she's a good-looking young lady, but it's not any more likely any harm will come to her than at a mall or amusement park or other place with a fuckton of people. Possibly less because remember that most of the weirdos are scared of women. Look at all the fucking hoverhand pics, they won't put their greasy mitts on women who EXPECT them to put an arm around their shoulder. Quoted:
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Holy shit. We haven't had a thread like this since Kitwulfen's magical adventure. All that's missing now is the equivalent of a goose-in-dresser story. Dang, you're right, I remember that dude. I just checked, he's still posting, just has a free membership though. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:51:54 AM EDT
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Is this anime pillow out in public shit real life? I just Google imaged "waifu pillow". It's called a dakimakura, or daki for short. Oh God............... I just googled that 
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:53:17 AM EDT
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If you have to keep saying "no homo" while you are telling someone you would engage in blatantly homo acts...
Actually, there's your goose-in-dresser story, JW777... Just compile a list of all the "no homo" homo Ryan Gosling posts. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 9:53:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy shit. We haven't had a thread like this since Kitwulfen's magical adventure. All that's missing now is the equivalent of a goose-in-dresser story. Kitwulfen... makes me want to kiff all over this thread
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:11:57 AM EDT
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You know, I'm pretty much a "live and let live, no problem if it doesn't affect me" kind of guy. I just can't get over the amount of self-delusion with these people. If you wear a fedora/trilby and aren't old enough to collect Social Security, people are going to laugh at you. It's that simple. You don't look distinguished, you're not bringing back a "better time", and you're not showing "style". You're just being an attention whore. When you say, "Women just don't get me. They don't want a nice guy." The reality is that they don't want a douchbag with no connection to societal norms. You want a face tattoo of a dolphin playing ukelele? Go right ahead. But you damn sure can't get pissed when people laugh, you can't find a date, and you can't get a job. I'm not saying you have to conform and be a robot. However, these deviations are so light years away from normal that they are going to carry severe repercussions. TL;DR - Stupid hurts. I'll play devils advocate here. Carrying a firearm daily, as a civilian, is outside of societal norms. There have been numerous GD threads about ARFCommers being rejected on dates when their CCW piece got them made. To a chorus of "fuck that liberal bitch". Women just don't get me, bro. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:19:47 AM EDT
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This thread has mass shooting written all over it. Someone please buy these guys a prostitute.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:20:39 AM EDT
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One of the guys you posted up in here is a friend of mine, but I won't say which one. We went to highschool together and enlisted together in 2003, but he got kicked out in 2012 for 2x DUIs. He was a Special Forces 18E with several deployments to Iraq/Stan. He's a neckbeard then and now, fedora and all He was always nerdy and into all the weird sci-fi/metal stuff. He cracks me up on Facebook. I still have no idea how he was able to complete SFQC, but he damn sure did I went to his beret ceremony at Bragg in 08.That's awesome. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:22:56 AM EDT
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LOL, I think I know that guy! speed That's Francis of the youtube channel boogie2988. He's actually pretty hilarious. Half of his channel is serious (just being a normal neckbeard) ,and the other half is him acting like a hyper-retarded neckbeard. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:23:13 AM EDT
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I'll play devils advocate here. Carrying a firearm daily, as a civilian, is outside of societal norms. There have been numerous GD threads about ARFCommers being rejected on dates when their CCW piece got them made. To a chorus of "fuck that liberal bitch". Women just don't get me, bro. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You know, I'm pretty much a "live and let live, no problem if it doesn't affect me" kind of guy. I just can't get over the amount of self-delusion with these people. If you wear a fedora/trilby and aren't old enough to collect Social Security, people are going to laugh at you. It's that simple. You don't look distinguished, you're not bringing back a "better time", and you're not showing "style". You're just being an attention whore. When you say, "Women just don't get me. They don't want a nice guy." The reality is that they don't want a douchbag with no connection to societal norms. You want a face tattoo of a dolphin playing ukelele? Go right ahead. But you damn sure can't get pissed when people laugh, you can't find a date, and you can't get a job. I'm not saying you have to conform and be a robot. However, these deviations are so light years away from normal that they are going to carry severe repercussions. TL;DR - Stupid hurts. I'll play devils advocate here. Carrying a firearm daily, as a civilian, is outside of societal norms. There have been numerous GD threads about ARFCommers being rejected on dates when their CCW piece got them made. To a chorus of "fuck that liberal bitch". Women just don't get me, bro. I see where you're going but there's still a significant difference. We have enough divorce threads here to prove we actually got laid. At one time. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:24:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:25:35 AM EDT
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Well goddamn, this thread has left me drier than a fucking silica packet factory. OMFG, XCR you so owe me a new keyboard. We're talking sore ribs here. Holy Crap. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:26:34 AM EDT
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This thread has mass shooting written all over it. Someone please buy these guys a prostitute. Why, so they can hover fuck m'lady? |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:28:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'll play devils advocate here. Carrying a firearm daily, as a civilian, is outside of societal norms. There have been numerous GD threads about ARFCommers being rejected on dates when their CCW piece got them made. To a chorus of "fuck that liberal bitch". Women just don't get me, bro. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You know, I'm pretty much a "live and let live, no problem if it doesn't affect me" kind of guy. I just can't get over the amount of self-delusion with these people. If you wear a fedora/trilby and aren't old enough to collect Social Security, people are going to laugh at you. It's that simple. You don't look distinguished, you're not bringing back a "better time", and you're not showing "style". You're just being an attention whore. When you say, "Women just don't get me. They don't want a nice guy." The reality is that they don't want a douchbag with no connection to societal norms. You want a face tattoo of a dolphin playing ukelele? Go right ahead. But you damn sure can't get pissed when people laugh, you can't find a date, and you can't get a job. I'm not saying you have to conform and be a robot. However, these deviations are so light years away from normal that they are going to carry severe repercussions. TL;DR - Stupid hurts. I'll play devils advocate here. Carrying a firearm daily, as a civilian, is outside of societal norms. There have been numerous GD threads about ARFCommers being rejected on dates when their CCW piece got them made. To a chorus of "fuck that liberal bitch". Women just don't get me, bro. Ummm.... Carrying a gun is a social norm. If not you wouldn't have entire States going with Constitutional Carry, Shall Issue CCW, and have major groups like the NRA. An entire industry built around holsters alone. Florida alone has over one million active CCW permits. That is just CCWs; that isn't counting Bob, Joe, Betty, and Sue that carry at their business or in their car.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:29:23 AM EDT
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Oh, I agree... I seriously want to apply for a Federal Grant so I can study this. I truly believe we have found the root cause of mass shooters.... They're fat sacks of failures and can't get their junk inside a woman even if they paid upfront for the sex. There is also no female version of the neckbeard... thus they can't get laid even in their own class of retard freaks like the rest of us. All of us are a subculture but we all have female members of said subculture. Jocks have cheerleaders Nerds have nerds Goth has goth Hipster has hipster Etc... Neckbeard has Waifu pillow Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:32:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:35:07 AM EDT
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Ummm.... Carrying a gun is a social norm. If not you wouldn't have entire States going with Constitutional Carry, Shall Issue CCW, and have major groups like the NRA. An entire industry built around holsters alone. Florida alone has over one million active CCW permits. That is just CCWs; that isn't counting Bob, Joe, Betty, and Sue that carry at their business or in their car. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You know, I'm pretty much a "live and let live, no problem if it doesn't affect me" kind of guy. I just can't get over the amount of self-delusion with these people. If you wear a fedora/trilby and aren't old enough to collect Social Security, people are going to laugh at you. It's that simple. You don't look distinguished, you're not bringing back a "better time", and you're not showing "style". You're just being an attention whore. When you say, "Women just don't get me. They don't want a nice guy." The reality is that they don't want a douchbag with no connection to societal norms. You want a face tattoo of a dolphin playing ukelele? Go right ahead. But you damn sure can't get pissed when people laugh, you can't find a date, and you can't get a job. I'm not saying you have to conform and be a robot. However, these deviations are so light years away from normal that they are going to carry severe repercussions. TL;DR - Stupid hurts. I'll play devils advocate here. Carrying a firearm daily, as a civilian, is outside of societal norms. There have been numerous GD threads about ARFCommers being rejected on dates when their CCW piece got them made. To a chorus of "fuck that liberal bitch". Women just don't get me, bro. Ummm.... Carrying a gun is a social norm. If not you wouldn't have entire States going with Constitutional Carry, Shall Issue CCW, and have major groups like the NRA. An entire industry built around holsters alone. Florida alone has over one million active CCW permits. That is just CCWs; that isn't counting Bob, Joe, Betty, and Sue that carry at their business or in their car. When you run IDs how many people have their carry piece with them? 1 million out of 19 million Florida residents is a distinct minority and most don't carry every day, some never. Maybe not as fringe as a neckbeard minority but a numerical minority none the less. Head up to big cities with oppressive anti-gun laws. Is CCW a societal norm in NYC? Chicago? LA? When I was a cop, I left a spare magazine at a chicks house. She called me up frantic like I had left a grenade with a pin pulled on the nightstand. A true gentleman carries a blade, sir. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:37:16 AM EDT
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If you have to keep saying "no homo" while you are telling someone you would engage in blatantly homo acts... Actually, there's your goose-in-dresser story, JW777... Just compile a list of all the "no homo" homo Ryan Gosling posts. Ryan Gooseling? "I'll give that Ryan a good Gooseling... get his head back in the drawer!" |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:41:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bro, neckbeards and NEETs are only scraping the surface. Wait till you look up futanari, otherkin, yaoi, and gopnik. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Hello+m+lady+refills+chalice+tips+fedora+grooms+neckbeard+throws+cape+_eb30b5402e6dcbd574da73758821297a.jpg https://warosu.org/data/fa/img/0070/10/1380846615993.jpg http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/sRdennyCrane/sRdennyCrane008/1388339958594.jpg http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1335/84/1335840586290.jpg This kid.... will be fapping to MLP porn while overdosing to Mountain Dew and Mavrick 88. And the future school shooter is wearing his hat while seated indoors. If he's going to go through all the trouble of trying to be some sort of dandy gentlemen, take the goddamned hat off. But his parents have failed him utterly and completely, letting him go in public wearing a dork costume like that. They're fat sacks of failures and can't get their junk inside a woman even if they paid upfront for the sex. There is also no female version of the neckbeard... thus they can't get laid even in their own class of retard freaks like the rest of us. All of us are a subculture but we all have female members of said subculture. Jocks have cheerleaders Nerds have nerds Goth has goth Hipster has hipster Etc... Neckbeard has Waifu pillow Bro, neckbeards and NEETs are only scraping the surface. Wait till you look up futanari, otherkin, yaoi, and gopnik. Futanari is Dick Girl Anime Otherkin are furries crossed with animal spirit crap Yaoi is young male gay anime Gopnik is Russian Thuggish Culture in track suits.... so normal everyday Russians.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:41:53 AM EDT
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Ryan Gooseling? "I'll give that Ryan a good Gooseling... get his head back in the drawer!" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you have to keep saying "no homo" while you are telling someone you would engage in blatantly homo acts... Actually, there's your goose-in-dresser story, JW777... Just compile a list of all the "no homo" homo Ryan Gosling posts. Ryan Gooseling? "I'll give that Ryan a good Gooseling... get his head back in the drawer!" You forgot to say no homo. Like that excuses it |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:42:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:45:08 AM EDT
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Is this anime pillow out in public shit real life? I just Google imaged "waifu pillow". It's called a dakimakura, or daki for short. Wow, that shit kind of borderlines on future sexual predator |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:45:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When you run IDs how many people have their carry piece with them? 1 million out of 19 million Florida residents is a distinct minority and most don't carry every day, some never. Maybe not as fringe as a neckbeard minority but a numerical minority none the less. Head up to big cities with oppressive anti-gun laws. Is CCW a societal norm in NYC? Chicago? LA? When I was a cop, I left a spare magazine at a chicks house. She called me up frantic like I had left a grenade with a pin pulled on the nightstand. A true gentleman carries a blade, sir. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You know, I'm pretty much a "live and let live, no problem if it doesn't affect me" kind of guy. I just can't get over the amount of self-delusion with these people. If you wear a fedora/trilby and aren't old enough to collect Social Security, people are going to laugh at you. It's that simple. You don't look distinguished, you're not bringing back a "better time", and you're not showing "style". You're just being an attention whore. When you say, "Women just don't get me. They don't want a nice guy." The reality is that they don't want a douchbag with no connection to societal norms. You want a face tattoo of a dolphin playing ukelele? Go right ahead. But you damn sure can't get pissed when people laugh, you can't find a date, and you can't get a job. I'm not saying you have to conform and be a robot. However, these deviations are so light years away from normal that they are going to carry severe repercussions. TL;DR - Stupid hurts. I'll play devils advocate here. Carrying a firearm daily, as a civilian, is outside of societal norms. There have been numerous GD threads about ARFCommers being rejected on dates when their CCW piece got them made. To a chorus of "fuck that liberal bitch". Women just don't get me, bro. Ummm.... Carrying a gun is a social norm. If not you wouldn't have entire States going with Constitutional Carry, Shall Issue CCW, and have major groups like the NRA. An entire industry built around holsters alone. Florida alone has over one million active CCW permits. That is just CCWs; that isn't counting Bob, Joe, Betty, and Sue that carry at their business or in their car. When you run IDs how many people have their carry piece with them? 1 million out of 19 million Florida residents is a distinct minority and most don't carry every day, some never. Maybe not as fringe as a neckbeard minority but a numerical minority none the less. Head up to big cities with oppressive anti-gun laws. Is CCW a societal norm in NYC? Chicago? LA? When I was a cop, I left a spare magazine at a chicks house. She called me up frantic like I had left a grenade with a pin pulled on the nightstand. A true gentleman carries a blade, sir. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age. Hell, even in PR where guns are hard to get... everyone has one illegally. Guns aren't that big of an issue in society across the USA and millions of people carry.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:45:37 AM EDT
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Oh God............... I just googled that
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Is this anime pillow out in public shit real life? I just Google imaged "waifu pillow". It's called a dakimakura, or daki for short. Oh God............... I just googled that
I think I'm gonna need that eye bleach website now..... I googled it too 
There's an awful lot of them that look like 12 year olds, hands tied and tears in their eyes. The. Fuck.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:47:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:48:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryHo Lee Shit He's all hopped-up on Mtn. Dew!!!
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:49:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:53:04 AM EDT
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Don't type in "dakimakura for christmas" into Youtube.
I told you not to!
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:53:14 AM EDT
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If this thread shames just ONE "Bronyteener" off this site then the agony and disgust it has inflicted on me will have been worth it. GD has gone without shaving and a shower for long enough!
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:53:36 AM EDT
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There's an awful lot of them that look like 12 year olds, hands tied and tears in their eyes. The. Fuck. I wonder if that human hemorrhoid Bob Chipman back on page 11 would classify that as part of the "rape culture" he seems to be perpetually worked up about. Or perhaps his misshapen head would explode, faced with the contradiction. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 10:53:56 AM EDT
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Don't type in "dakimakura for christmas" into Youtube. Why. Did. I. Not. Listen. To. You.
What the fuck is wrong with me!!!?? Can not be unseen. 
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