Is that you carnik con?



 

isn't that special..

I was reading, and intending to post that I feel a lot better about myself. But Fugitive's words are far more eloquent than my own.



 

 

No....no. I just wanted to see something besides neckbeards.
I am totally not gay. Totally.

I just feel like history will condemn us if we don't have Ryan Gosling in this thread. Legit no homo.

keep going... almost...there.

Gosling in a fedora!

They're talkin' about you, boy. But you're still the same

One of the guys you posted up in here is a friend of mine, but I won't say which one. We  went to highschool together and enlisted together in 2003, but he got kicked out in 2012 for 2x DUIs. He was a Special Forces 18E with several deployments to Iraq/Stan. He's a neckbeard then and now, fedora and all He was always nerdy and into all the weird sci-fi/metal stuff. He cracks me up on Facebook. I still have no idea how he was able to complete SFQC, but he damn sure did I went to his beret ceremony at Bragg in 08.

Excellent point!

2/10: Would not bang!

Ryan Gosling really is a dreamboat. No homo.
He can park in my garage anyday.  No Homo. Literal garage.

I'm okay with everything in this picture.  Everything.
Because Ryan Gosling

Anime mousepad boobs.

ALso, I cant tell if this is a parody, or if its serious
http://www.reddit.com/r/neckbeardrights

 

So, you NeckBeard NeckBeard paraphernalia.  

    Thats Fucked up, Squared, dude.  

I guess someone has to do it.  

Link?

You could have been the Godess of Anime, worshiped by legions of NeckBeards from here to Tokyo.

If only you had embraced your true potential.    

It's not gay if it's Gosling.

 

I got through all 16 pages of this thread and could not have summarized it better myself.  



Subcultures...  Weird shit.



 

That movie is so painful to watch at times.

Some factory worker in Hong Kong is thinking "WTF America?!"

This thread is just getting weirder and weirder.

I think i am out lol.

Thanks a fucking lot arfcom, my gf isn't talking to me because of this thread and my neighbors think I'm a freak.

Earlier tonight I was sitting at home browsing arfcom, waiting for my gf to get off work and was blissfully ignorant to what was about to happen in my happy little life because of YOU demented fucks.  I start reading this thread and happen to notice that a bunch of the pics have cringechannel.com on the bottom of them, so I go there to see what it is.   As I'm clicking through some weird (and I admit, funny) pics, she happens to walk in the door.

When she walked in, I got up and went to help her carry some groceries in, and didn't even think about what was on the screen.  As I go to help her, she looks at me with the weirdest "Who are you?" look I've ever gotten.  Stupid, ignorant, puzzled me asks if she's ok and she can't get through even half of a sentence to tell me what's wrong.  Completely confused, I did the worst thing I could - I asked what was wrong with her.  "What's wrong with ME??  WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?  I should ask you the same thing!"  I happen to notice that she's looking across the room at the computer screen

Realizing what's just happened, I tried to explain, but she won't listen.  She just kept yelling at me "There's no explanation for that!"  "I don't wanna hear it!"  Then, I did the only thing that could make the situation worse - I started laughing. I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell her how I had come across that wonderful piece of work on the computer screen.  Have you ever laughed so hard you couldn't speak and your gut hurt?  It was that kind of laugh - and it did NOT help the situation.

At one point,  she screams at me "What are you some kind of god damned sexual deviant?" loud enough I'm SURE my neighbors heard her.  



And, for those of you that are wondering, this is the picture that was on the screen:


ETA:
<snip>  Sorry, I don't wanna get banned.  Just imagine a long, brightly colored my little pony tail made into a buttplug so you can pretend your girl is a pony when you're plowing her from behind.  Google image search "Reignbow pony plugs" if you really wanna see it.  Go ahead, I dare you.  You just can't un-see things like that.

say what?



 

. . . . . . thats enough internet for the night

ibtpbpl

(in before the pony butt plug lock)

Ibtl

It may be time to shave....

Neckbeardski?

I wonder what caliber hollowpoint he'll was his mouth out with in a few years.

I was a good run until the pony plugs

...in?




HELL YEAH, LIKE A PONY BUTTPLUG!

LOL, I think I know that guy!

speed

ROFL

AND CUT!!!!

speed

My girlfriend wouldn't even bat an eye if she saw I was looking at that. Maybe if it was a midget and there was a real horse involved...Maybe.

Well, now I've seen a pony buttplug.

I think it must be past my bedtime.

Goodnight, Arfcom.

Lol

Same here.  I'm fucking dying over here.

Meh.

If a plug spooked her she wasn't a keeper anyway.

This thread has been a progression from funny to gross to complete wtf to depression.  

 

All the girls in the back are laughing at him. Fucking people!!!! I was somewhat geeky in high school because I read Star Wars and Tom Clancy novels but holy hell. I still chased skirt and got laid in high school. I dressed normally, did normal stuff, and pretty much succeeded in my teenage years.


 
 

Bhawawawa!

 

And a road flare.

HOLY SHIT.................................





And I'm only at the end of page 1

It just gets worse.





Then BAMN....Ryan Gosling out of motherfucking nowhere.  





Oh and something about XCR being a silica pack.  



 

A wonderful world awaits you.

This is outstanding.