UPDATE Pg.1 My long time friend just told me that he wants to share his wife with me. Fo? Pic inside - Page 4

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - UPDATE Pg.1 My long time friend just told me that he wants to share his wife with me. Fo? Pic inside (Page 4 of 37)

Posted: 7/11/2014 7:47:15 AM EDT

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A close friend? Eh, I dunno. Might not end well, down the road.

I was in a similar situation and did it, but I wasn't very close with either of them.

Posted: 7/11/2014 7:51:18 AM EDT

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It's best if you're not close friends with the couple.

Posted: 7/11/2014 7:54:06 AM EDT

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I really got nothing here, mainly in for the AAR.

Posted: 7/11/2014 7:55:13 AM EDT

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Hahahah.

Posted: 7/11/2014 7:55:26 AM EDT

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What could possibly go wrong?

Splooge to the side of the head from buddy furiously jacking off while wife is getting nailed by someone else.

But it could go smoothly too.

Posted: 7/11/2014 7:55:47 AM EDT

[#6]

Are you married? If so, are you going to let him fuck your wife/girlfriend?

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Posted: 7/11/2014 8:02:27 AM EDT

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I've done it. (Not swapped, but boned a friend's fiance while he knew about it, as she had a thing for younger guys.)

I would say that if he lives hella far away, with no chance of drama...

... fo.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:05:21 AM EDT

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Nothing against the gays or the bi's. but I'm not looking for any ball slapping

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Why don't you guys be Eskimo brothers?

Nothing against the gays or the bi's. but I'm not looking for any ball slapping

Do you even paper plate, bro?

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:05:42 AM EDT

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Can she build 1911's?

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Don't look very Asian to me.

1/2?

100% Filipino

Can she build 1911's?

Many chortles in this thread so far but this made me LOL.

Arfcom, I love you.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:05:56 AM EDT

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Don't look very Asian to me.

1/2?

100% Filipino

Can she build 1911's?

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:09:17 AM EDT

[#11]

Hit it and quit it.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:11:29 AM EDT

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Ya know why that sort of thing isn't real popular and common?

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Actually it is more common than you think.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:11:44 AM EDT

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Herpes thread.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:11:53 AM EDT

[#14]

Add it to the list of regrets, Fo!

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:14:04 AM EDT

[#15]

get some paper plates ready

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:15:27 AM EDT

[#16]

I'd fuck her.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:18:45 AM EDT

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and first thing you do is run to arfcom and post pics of friends wifes face, telling the world all about it...

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Posted: 7/11/2014 8:19:11 AM EDT

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I'd really be surprised if he didn't want to be in the room with you.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:20:01 AM EDT

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and first thing you do is run to arfcom and post pics of friends wifes face, telling the world all about it...

Not often your friend wants you to bone down his woman.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:21:23 AM EDT

[#20]

Your friend chooses his friends poorly!

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:22:42 AM EDT

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I never confirmed I was going to actually do it. Don't judge. I'm a good accountable friend, this just threw me for a loop.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:24:23 AM EDT

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Not often your friend wants you to bone down his woman.

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and first thing you do is run to arfcom and post pics of friends wifes face, telling the world all about it...

Not often your friend wants you to bone down his woman.

Woman.....lady-boy......whatever

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:24:48 AM EDT

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What could possibly go wrong?

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Posted: 7/11/2014 8:25:05 AM EDT

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In for how this turns out

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:25:07 AM EDT

[#25]

have her cook you a weeks worth of food and repaint the guest room first.

she has needs, you have needs

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:26:26 AM EDT

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I never confirmed I was going to actually do it. Don't judge. I'm a good accountable friend, this just threw me for a loop.

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Your friend chooses his friends poorly!

I never confirmed I was going to actually do it. Don't judge. I'm a good accountable friend, this just threw me for a loop.

Clearly we have a differing opinion as to what a "friend" actually is. And for future reference, if you don't want people to "judge", then don't post stupid shit on a public forum. Just saying

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:28:15 AM EDT

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I never confirmed I was going to actually do it. Don't judge. I'm a good accountable friend, this just threw me for a loop.

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Your friend chooses his friends poorly!

I never confirmed I was going to actually do it. Don't judge. I'm a good accountable friend, this just threw me for a loop.

Good friends always plaster pictures of people's wives on the internet, in the context of "this gal wants to fuck me."

I mean, it's just the classy, good friendy thing to do.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:30:18 AM EDT

[#28]

Not worth it. The potiential drama from a 20something alone is the reason to run.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:31:15 AM EDT

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Good friends always plaster pictures of people's wives on the internet, in the context of "this gal wants to fuck me."

I mean, it's just the classy, good friendy thing to do.

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Your friend chooses his friends poorly!

I never confirmed I was going to actually do it. Don't judge. I'm a good accountable friend, this just threw me for a loop.

Good friends always plaster pictures of people's wives on the internet, in the context of "this gal wants to fuck me."

I mean, it's just the classy, good friendy thing to do.

You guys are acting as if my friend is some class act himself. Dudes trying to pimp his wife lady boy whatever it is to me. Would I post pictures of my friends significant others under normal circumstances? No I wouldn't.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:32:16 AM EDT

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Good friends always plaster pictures of people's wives on the internet, in the context of "this gal wants to fuck me."

I mean, it's just the classy, good friendy thing to do.

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Your friend chooses his friends poorly!

I never confirmed I was going to actually do it. Don't judge. I'm a good accountable friend, this just threw me for a loop.

Good friends always plaster pictures of people's wives on the internet, in the context of "this gal wants to fuck me."

I mean, it's just the classy, good friendy thing to do.

I would go with this if this thread was not a fabrication.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:33:00 AM EDT

[#31]

Life is short, time is luck. Go for it.

His name was Losd....

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:33:42 AM EDT

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You guys are acting as if my friend is some class act himself. Dudes trying to pimp his wife lady boy whatever it is to me. Would I post pictures of my friends significant others under normal circumstances? No I wouldn't.

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Your friend chooses his friends poorly!

I never confirmed I was going to actually do it. Don't judge. I'm a good accountable friend, this just threw me for a loop.

Good friends always plaster pictures of people's wives on the internet, in the context of "this gal wants to fuck me."

I mean, it's just the classy, good friendy thing to do.

You guys are acting as if my friend is some class act himself. Dudes trying to pimp his wife lady boy whatever it is to me. Would I post pictures of my friends significant others under normal circumstances? No I wouldn't.

If you're trying to redeem yourself, you're doing it wrong.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:34:44 AM EDT

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This. Nothing clearly states better that "I lack character' than bonin' another man's wife, even if asked. But I think your note "(especially while he knows about it)" clears that part up.

Don't do it. But since you've already stated you're going to, why are you looking for support?

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:34:48 AM EDT

[#34]

I bet your buddy hides in the corner and watches you do it while beating the SHIT out of his dick.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:35:14 AM EDT

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If you're trying to redeem yourself, you're doing it wrong.

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Your friend chooses his friends poorly!

I never confirmed I was going to actually do it. Don't judge. I'm a good accountable friend, this just threw me for a loop.

Good friends always plaster pictures of people's wives on the internet, in the context of "this gal wants to fuck me."

I mean, it's just the classy, good friendy thing to do.

You guys are acting as if my friend is some class act himself. Dudes trying to pimp his wife lady boy whatever it is to me. Would I post pictures of my friends significant others under normal circumstances? No I wouldn't.

If you're trying to redeem yourself, you're doing it wrong.

Just saying, nothing about the situation is classy. Never said it was.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:35:23 AM EDT

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You guys are acting as if my friend is some class act himself. Dudes trying to pimp his wife lady boy whatever it is to me. Would I post pictures of my friends significant others under normal circumstances? No I wouldn't.

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Your friend chooses his friends poorly!

I never confirmed I was going to actually do it. Don't judge. I'm a good accountable friend, this just threw me for a loop.

Good friends always plaster pictures of people's wives on the internet, in the context of "this gal wants to fuck me."

I mean, it's just the classy, good friendy thing to do.

You guys are acting as if my friend is some class act himself. Dudes trying to pimp his wife lady boy whatever it is to me. Would I post pictures of my friends significant others under normal circumstances? No I wouldn't.

Right, cause him being a douche some how makes you less douchier.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:35:44 AM EDT

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It is not worth the shitstorm that will inevitably roll over you, your friendship with your buddy, and that dudes relationship with his wife.

It may take awhile, but, that shit will come back to haunt you.

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Not to mention, someday you may meet a keeper. And if she has any class at all, she'll shitcan you in the blink of an eye if she ever finds out about it. + then your buddy will think you "owe him one" when you get married.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:35:51 AM EDT

[#38]

Sometimes choices have to be made.
Sometimes the best choice is to walk away
This is one of those times op. Just walk away

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Posted: 7/11/2014 8:40:39 AM EDT

[#39]

This:

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He wants to have sex with you.

This helps to open that door.

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He wants to have sex with you.

This helps to open that door.

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Good thing is they're only coming down for a few days, and they now live about 600 miles away. Won't have many awkward moments around the dude in person at least after the fact.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:42:02 AM EDT

[#40]

In before the pregnancy.

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Posted: 7/11/2014 8:43:09 AM EDT

[#41]

Gods, I love this Site. <contented sigh>

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:43:23 AM EDT

[#42]

Do it! Secularism and debauchery is cool....

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:43:55 AM EDT

[#43]

Go for it

They are swingers. It's not like you are the first strange she has had since getting married. The odds of it going bad are low.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:44:10 AM EDT

[#44]

I see much trouble in your future. I think this could bit you in the butt later.

Posted: 7/11/2014 8:45:08 AM EDT

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I have a fairly high tolerance for unconventional relationships, but nope, ain't happening. I might kiss a girl once in a while, but dick is serious business.