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Is there any grounds for a lawsuit against OP?

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So I've known this dude for like 15 plus years. Pretty good friends. Tonight he tells me that when he visits at the end of the month, his wife wants to sleep in my bed. I was like wtf? What do you mean? He was like "my wife thinks you look good, and we have an open relationship. This will score me some lee way later when I wanna bone some other chick"

I told him a super fast fuck yeah dude if this isn't some sort of twisted test or some shit. Long story short ive never been with an Asian or another friends wife(especially while he knows about it). Might be fun. Plus dudes robbing the cradle. He's like 40, she's 21. I'm closer to her age so I won't feel like some creep.

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Holy shittttt. Where do i start? I'm alive. All my organs, and anal virginity are still in tact! Sorry for the lack of updates late last night. Left my charger here at the pad. iPhone 5's are battery hogs.

Ok wow, that went smoother than i thought it would lol. I had no idea the extent my friends drinking problem was. We got back to their hotel at one something. My friend had been drinking vodka something fierce all day long. It was as simple as just waiting for my him to be so sloppy drunk that he passed out cold. After he conked out his wife and i ended up taking off to get more booze and we left ole Martin(my friend) to drool on himself.

So his wife and I take a stroll down to vons to pick up shit before they closed. The whole time it's pretty flirtatious while we were out and about. I was still a little hopped up on liquid courage so I flat out asked her about what Martin and I had talked about that one day. She got all serious all of a sudden and was like "I thought you weren't into me, you showed zero interest all day" or something to that effect. I told her that it would've felt awkward to me to hit on her in front of my friend. She looked at me with a wtf look like dude that's the whole reason we came down here. I told her that it wasn't anything against her. I just felt awkward n shit.

At this time she starts reaching over the center console rubbing her hand up the inside of my thigh trying to get a handful of dick. I was on instant boiiiiiiiioiioing status at that point so I promptly whipped a U turn and went back to the Von's and parked behind that mofo. I didn't even have to say a word. This broad had my zipper down in negative zero flat. Mama-son could suck chrome off a trailer hitch. She gets done, and we drive back to the hotel and she's literally wiping her face off n shit as we walk in the room. For fucks sake. My buddy must've decided to sit down on the floor to watch tv or something. Cus this dude is now just splayed out on the floor. Had to make sure he was breathing lol. He was looking way haggard.

But could he have made it any easier at this point? Homie straight freed the bed up for us! ShannEn and I crack that bottle of jaeger and start pounding down some bombs. This is where it gets interesting. Next thing I know, my pants are around my ankles and she's going to work again. All the while sleeping beauty is at choke on your own vomit at any moment risk status on the deck 10 feet away. It felt so wrong but at the same time it felt so right. I just ended up throwing her on the bed for the moment of truth. Pickle or no pickle???!

Got her clothes off and to everyone's surprise, there was no dick! One problem though. This was my first Asian...  I was a little taken a back at the visuals of her vagina. We're talking roast beef guys. Darker colored lips, sloppy looking etc. why are Asian girls so ugly down there lol fuck. It was mind boggling that a girl that's 21 could already have such fucked up looking meat curtains lol. Oh well I put on the ole jimmy hat and turned her every which way but loose. She wanted it rough so that's what she got. She kept telling me that she wanted big red hand prints on her ass to show Martin when he woke up lol. So id smack the shit out of her ass and start yanking on her hair n shit. She was digging it big time. It was still a little awkward. Not gonna lie if I wasn't worried about my friend waking up from his stupor. But it added to the excitement some.  She got my rocks off 3 times total without the need of a paper plate or my friend sitting in the closet spying out the door crack watching us with his pudd in his hand.

I left before Martin woke up. I didn't want to be there when he woke up to find out what happened. We're going out to a late lunch later so I will see what he has to say. Shannen assures me that he won't care, and to not sweat it. That the plan was for us to fuck anyways.

So did I do wrong by handling business while my buddy was passed out? It made the situation much easier to digest, ill tell you that much. I doubt anything would've happened had he not drank too much. Will update with AAR from friend later this afternoon.

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Possibility #1: OP made it up, in which case he's a loser for obvious reasons.

Possibility #2: OP didn't make it up, in which case he's a loser for obvious reasons.

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Possibility #1: OP made it up, in which case he's a loser for obvious reasons.
Possibility #2: OP didn't make it up, in which case he's a loser for obvious reasons.

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Wow, I haven't read such good erotic "literature" since I used to subscribe to PENTHOUSE back in the `80's!

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Possibility #1: OP made it up, in which case he's a loser for obvious reasons.
Possibility #2: OP didn't make it up, in which case he's a loser for obvious reasons.

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I still stand by what I said.. Fuck the padres!

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poop thread.

listen, someone clever needs to find martin's facebook, message him this thread and get him to sign up.

someone save his pic

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Holy shittttt. Where do i start? I'm alive. All my organs, and anal virginity are still in tact! Sorry for the lack of updates late last night. Left my charger here at the pad. iPhone 5's are battery hogs.

Ok wow, that went smoother than i thought it would lol. I had no idea the extent my friends drinking problem was. We got back to their hotel at one something. My friend had been drinking vodka something fierce all day long. It was as simple as just waiting for my him to be so sloppy drunk that he passed out cold. After he conked out his wife and i ended up taking off to get more booze and we left ole Martin(my friend) to drool on himself.

So his wife and I take a stroll down to vons to pick up shit before they closed. The whole time it's pretty flirtatious while we were out and about. I was still a little hopped up on liquid courage so I flat out asked her about what Martin and I had talked about that one day. She got all serious all of a sudden and was like "I thought you weren't into me, you showed zero interest all day" or something to that effect. I told her that it would've felt awkward to me to hit on her in front of my friend. She looked at me with a wtf look like dude that's the whole reason we came down here. I told her that it wasn't anything against her. I just felt awkward n shit.

At this time she starts reaching over the center console rubbing her hand up the inside of my thigh trying to get a handful of dick. I was on instant boiiiiiiiioiioing status at that point so I promptly whipped a U turn and went back to the Von's and parked behind that mofo. I didn't even have to say a word. This broad had my zipper down in negative zero flat. Mama-son could suck chrome off a trailer hitch. She gets done, and we drive back to the hotel and she's literally wiping her face off n shit as we walk in the room. For fucks sake. My buddy must've decided to sit down on the floor to watch tv or something. Cus this dude is now just splayed out on the floor. Had to make sure he was breathing lol. He was looking way haggard.

But could he have made it any easier at this point? Homie straight freed the bed up for us! ShannEn and I crack that bottle of jaeger and start pounding down some bombs. This is where it gets interesting. Next thing I know, my pants are around my ankles and she's going to work again. All the while sleeping beauty is at choke on your own vomit at any moment risk status on the deck 10 feet away. It felt so wrong but at the same time it felt so right. I just ended up throwing her on the bed for the moment of truth. Pickle or no pickle???!

Got her clothes off and to everyone's surprise, there was no dick! One problem though. This was my first Asian...  I was a little taken a back at the visuals of her vagina. We're talking roast beef guys. Darker colored lips, sloppy looking etc. why are Asian girls so ugly down there lol fuck. It was mind boggling that a girl that's 21 could already have such fucked up looking meat curtains lol. Oh well I put on the ole jimmy hat and turned her every which way but loose. She wanted it rough so that's what she got. She kept telling me that she wanted big red hand prints on her ass to show Martin when he woke up lol. So id smack the shit out of her ass and start yanking on her hair n shit. She was digging it big time. It was still a little awkward. Not gonna lie if I wasn't worried about my friend waking up from his stupor. But it added to the excitement some.  She got my rocks off 3 times total without the need of a paper plate or my friend sitting in the closet spying out the door crack watching us with his pudd in his hand.

I left before Martin woke up. I didn't want to be there when he woke up to find out what happened. We're going out to a late lunch later so I will see what he has to say. Shannen assures me that he won't care, and to not sweat it. That the plan was for us to fuck anyways.

So did I do wrong by handling business while my buddy was passed out? It made the situation much easier to digest, ill tell you that much. I doubt anything would've happened had he not drank too much. Will update with AAR from friend later this afternoon.

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Latest update, and this will probably be the last of them from Martin. I've done it now, fuck. Had to rub some salt in the wound. And why the hell does my phone auto complete to ShannEn with a capital E. Weird. Anywho here you guys go.

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Haven't followed this thread since the update and I'm sure as hell not reading all the way back. What's the cliff notes on the events. OP regret it yet?