So I've known this dude for like 15 plus years. Pretty good friends. Tonight he tells me that when he visits at the end of the month, his wife wants to sleep in my bed. I was like wtf? What do you mean? He was like "my wife thinks you look good, and we have an open relationship. This will score me some lee way later when I wanna bone some other chick"

I told him a super fast fuck yeah dude if this isn't some sort of twisted test or some shit. Long story short ive never been with an Asian or another friends wife(especially while he knows about it). Might be fun. Plus dudes robbing the cradle. He's like 40, she's 21. I'm closer to her age so I won't feel like some creep.

UPDATE:


Holy shittttt. Where do i start? I'm alive. All my organs, and anal virginity are still in tact! Sorry for the lack of updates late last night. Left my charger here at the pad. iPhone 5's are battery hogs.

Ok wow, that went smoother than i thought it would lol. I had no idea the extent my friends drinking problem was. We got back to their hotel at one something. My friend had been drinking vodka something fierce all day long. It was as simple as just waiting for my him to be so sloppy drunk that he passed out cold. After he conked out his wife and i ended up taking off to get more booze and we left ole Martin(my friend) to drool on himself.

So his wife and I take a stroll down to vons to pick up shit before they closed. The whole time it's pretty flirtatious while we were out and about. I was still a little hopped up on liquid courage so I flat out asked her about what Martin and I had talked about that one day. She got all serious all of a sudden and was like "I thought you weren't into me, you showed zero interest all day" or something to that effect. I told her that it would've felt awkward to me to hit on her in front of my friend. She looked at me with a wtf look like dude that's the whole reason we came down here. I told her that it wasn't anything against her. I just felt awkward n shit.

At this time she starts reaching over the center console rubbing her hand up the inside of my thigh trying to get a handful of dick. I was on instant boiiiiiiiioiioing status at that point so I promptly whipped a U turn and went back to the Von's and parked behind that mofo. I didn't even have to say a word. This broad had my zipper down in negative zero flat. Mama-son could suck chrome off a trailer hitch. She gets done, and we drive back to the hotel and she's literally wiping her face off n shit as we walk in the room. For fucks sake. My buddy must've decided to sit down on the floor to watch tv or something. Cus this dude is now just splayed out on the floor. Had to make sure he was breathing lol. He was looking way haggard.

But could he have made it any easier at this point? Homie straight freed the bed up for us! ShannEn and I crack that bottle of jaeger and start pounding down some bombs. This is where it gets interesting. Next thing I know, my pants are around my ankles and she's going to work again. All the while sleeping beauty is at choke on your own vomit at any moment risk status on the deck 10 feet away. It felt so wrong but at the same time it felt so right. I just ended up throwing her on the bed for the moment of truth. Pickle or no pickle???!

Got her clothes off and to everyone's surprise, there was no dick! One problem though. This was my first Asian...  I was a little taken a back at the visuals of her vagina. We're talking roast beef guys. Darker colored lips, sloppy looking etc. why are Asian girls so ugly down there lol fuck. It was mind boggling that a girl that's 21 could already have such fucked up looking meat curtains lol. Oh well I put on the ole jimmy hat and turned her every which way but loose. She wanted it rough so that's what she got. She kept telling me that she wanted big red hand prints on her ass to show Martin when he woke up lol. So id smack the shit out of her ass and start yanking on her hair n shit. She was digging it big time. It was still a little awkward. Not gonna lie if I wasn't worried about my friend waking up from his stupor. But it added to the excitement some.  She got my rocks off 3 times total without the need of a paper plate or my friend sitting in the closet spying out the door crack watching us with his pudd in his hand.

I left before Martin woke up. I didn't want to be there when he woke up to find out what happened. We're going out to a late lunch later so I will see what he has to say. Shannen assures me that he won't care, and to not sweat it. That the plan was for us to fuck anyways.

So did I do wrong by handling business while my buddy was passed out? It made the situation much easier to digest, ill tell you that much. I doubt anything would've happened had he not drank too much. Will update with AAR from friend later this afternoon.

in

What could possibly go wrong?

Her dicks probably bigger than yours

If this shit goes down he won't be around guarantee it

Pickle surprise!

I say fo, simply because I want to hear how this plays out.



She looks Caublasian

Why don't you guys be Eskimo brothers?

Nothing against the gays or the bi's. but I'm not looking for any ball slapping

in on one

Other than your floppy balls flopping against his floppy balls.

Floppy ball floppery. That's what.

And worse.

No.  Just No. OP.  

I'd hit it.

There's no possible way this can go wrong!

Umm is that an Adam's Apple???

make sure to video it and upload to pornhub

That's what I'm thinking. Will let you know how it pans out at the end of the month.

Wow I just saw it. Maybe my ole friend has something he's hiding. Like his wife's pickle perhaps?

He wants to have sex with you.

This helps to open that door.

Not kidding.

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Coming from personal experience Tonto?

Sounds like the beginning of a "I bought a safe!" thread.......Don't fo man, don't fo.

And did you read the floppy balls comment? It all starts with you and her, then goes to you and him on her, floppy balling that ass DP style.

Before you know it, floppy ball meets floppy ball.

It goes down hill from there.....

It is not worth the shitstorm that will inevitably roll over you, your friendship with your buddy, and that dudes relationship with his wife.

It may take awhile,  but,  that shit will come back to haunt you.

Oh yea
FO
Eta: and this but as long as you realize that and are willing to cross that bridge when you get there and you will get there.....yolo

In on one...

In before she's using you to get pregnant, pay for the kid, and an excuse to leave him.

Or, let me say from experience, if you aren't into this lifestyle already with these people your friendship with him will never be the same. If you were both already swingers, or it was just a gf, things would work out most likely.

I don't do that sort of thing anymore personally, especially married ones, but it's your choice.

You're about to find out.

While wearing a batman costume...

Ya know why that sort of thing isn't real popular and common?

Fo!!!

Take detailed notes. Report back. Become arf legend.

I've seen this plot on various Investigation Discovery shows.  I think your character always ends up dead.

IRL, I had a friend in exactly this scenario.  He fent.  The lady in question decided she liked the new guy better.  Got divorced.  Married the new guy.  Guy one had so much butthurt from the situation that when I met him on a social outing (canoeing) *over a year later* he still threatened to kick my ass simply because he found out I *knew* guy two.

OTOH, maybe your friend wants to sex you up.

I can't think of any good outcomes from the scenario you presented.

Good thing is they're only coming down for a few days, and they now live about 600 miles away. Won't have many awkward moments around the dude in person at least after the fact.

In.



ETA: look at first sig.

What could possibly go wrong?

In.

I'd hit it, soo... I'm gonna go with Fo

Lol

SIIHPAPP*

*hers, not his. Thanks

I wouldn't even sleep with my friend's ex-girlfriends.  No way would I touch his wife.   Don't invite the drama into your life.

One word:Rohypnol.

......then the girl in the pic comes home and turns on the lights, oops

It will turn into tummy sticks

In on 1!!!

Has he asked about your blood type and kidney health?

Beat me to it. Sorry op but that's a man

This.