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Posted: 7/21/2014 9:56:22 PM EDT
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j knew a guy who was given a similar offer. The couple thought he was the best looking guy they knew and they want him to father their secod child. Their first child had been concieved the same way. My buddy was succesful and we need t on to father two boys for that couple. Has OP discussed the wife's motivation to see if that isn't the reason for this request? It would give a new dimension to OP's decision making. Congratulations OP, you're gonna be a daddy! Mazel Tov! |
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Posted: 7/21/2014 10:01:08 PM EDT
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I went through 19 pages, I might as well subscribe...
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Posted: 7/21/2014 10:02:05 PM EDT
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DAY 10
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Posted: 7/21/2014 10:38:51 PM EDT
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j knew a guy who was given a similar offer. The couple thought he was the best looking guy they knew and they want him to father their secod child. Their first child had been concieved the same way. My buddy was succesful and we need t on to father two boys for that couple. Has OP discussed the wife's motivation to see if that isn't the reason for this request? It would give a new dimension to OP's decision making. Congratulations OP, you're gonna be a daddy! Mazel Tov! I fire blanks. |
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Posted: 7/21/2014 10:42:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I fire blanks. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: j knew a guy who was given a similar offer. The couple thought he was the best looking guy they knew and they want him to father their secod child. Their first child had been concieved the same way. My buddy was succesful and we need t on to father two boys for that couple. Has OP discussed the wife's motivation to see if that isn't the reason for this request? It would give a new dimension to OP's decision making. Congratulations OP, you're gonna be a daddy! Mazel Tov! I fire blanks. You sure? I'm confident that there are some members here who would love to ensure that you fire blanks for the rest of your life.  |
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Posted: 7/21/2014 10:48:53 PM EDT
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You sure? I'm confident that there are some members here who would love to ensure that you fire blanks for the rest of your life.
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j knew a guy who was given a similar offer. The couple thought he was the best looking guy they knew and they want him to father their secod child. Their first child had been concieved the same way. My buddy was succesful and we need t on to father two boys for that couple. Has OP discussed the wife's motivation to see if that isn't the reason for this request? It would give a new dimension to OP's decision making. Congratulations OP, you're gonna be a daddy! Mazel Tov! I fire blanks. You sure? I'm confident that there are some members here who would love to ensure that you fire blanks for the rest of your life.
I'm not picking up what you're putting down. A little slow up on the up-take today. Another homophobic comment or something? |
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Posted: 7/21/2014 11:10:48 PM EDT
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I'm not picking up what you're putting down. A little slow up on the up-take today. Another homophobic comment or something? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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j knew a guy who was given a similar offer. The couple thought he was the best looking guy they knew and they want him to father their secod child. Their first child had been concieved the same way. My buddy was succesful and we need t on to father two boys for that couple. Has OP discussed the wife's motivation to see if that isn't the reason for this request? It would give a new dimension to OP's decision making. Congratulations OP, you're gonna be a daddy! Mazel Tov! I fire blanks. You sure? I'm confident that there are some members here who would love to ensure that you fire blanks for the rest of your life.
I'm not picking up what you're putting down. A little slow up on the up-take today. Another homophobic comment or something? He means, that he is sure there are certain members here would argue that it would be good if you didn't pro create 
I am not one of them. I don't have anything against you op. |
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Posted: 7/21/2014 11:41:54 PM EDT
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j knew a guy who was given a similar offer. The couple thought he was the best looking guy they knew and they want him to father their secod child. Their first child had been concieved the same way. My buddy was succesful and we need t on to father two boys for that couple. Has OP discussed the wife's motivation to see if that isn't the reason for this request? It would give a new dimension to OP's decision making. Congratulations OP, you're gonna be a daddy! Mazel Tov! I fire blanks. Well then, I guess pickle girl will have to get you pregnant. Either way, congratulations. |
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Posted: 7/21/2014 11:47:21 PM EDT
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You sure? I'm confident that there are some members here who would love to ensure that you fire blanks for the rest of your life.
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j knew a guy who was given a similar offer. The couple thought he was the best looking guy they knew and they want him to father their secod child. Their first child had been concieved the same way. My buddy was succesful and we need t on to father two boys for that couple. Has OP discussed the wife's motivation to see if that isn't the reason for this request? It would give a new dimension to OP's decision making. Congratulations OP, you're gonna be a daddy! Mazel Tov! I fire blanks. You sure? I'm confident that there are some members here who would love to ensure that you fire blanks for the rest of your life.
 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 12:15:48 AM EDT
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Your buddy said you could hang his wife and you told ARFCOM? He doesn't want me to hang her dude. You misread I'm up for a good hanging, what's her weight need to get it right. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 5:42:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2014 6:32:24 AM EDT
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Why not have some photographic proof sent to you to confirm the presense or lack of Adam's Apple plumbing? Obviously not to be posted here, but at least you'd know ahead of time.
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Posted: 7/22/2014 6:38:02 AM EDT
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Why not have some photographic proof sent to you to confirm the presense or lack of Adam's Apple plumbing? Obviously not to be posted here, but at least you'd know ahead of time. If you thought the "Hey Bro, you wanna fuck my wife?" conversation was awkward, just wait for the "Sure! But only after you send me pictures of her junk, 'cause she kinda looks like a dude!" follow-up. 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:36:04 AM EDT
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If you thought the "Hey Bro, you wanna fuck my wife?" conversation was awkward, just wait for the "Sure! But only after you send me pictures of her junk, 'cause she kinda looks like a dude!" follow-up.
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Why not have some photographic proof sent to you to confirm the presense or lack of Adam's Apple plumbing? Obviously not to be posted here, but at least you'd know ahead of time. If you thought the "Hey Bro, you wanna fuck my wife?" conversation was awkward, just wait for the "Sure! But only after you send me pictures of her junk, 'cause she kinda looks like a dude!" follow-up.
I'm betting hallmark ain't got a card for that. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 10:34:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm betting hallmark ain't got a card for that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Why not have some photographic proof sent to you to confirm the presense or lack of Adam's Apple plumbing? Obviously not to be posted here, but at least you'd know ahead of time. If you thought the "Hey Bro, you wanna fuck my wife?" conversation was awkward, just wait for the "Sure! But only after you send me pictures of her junk, 'cause she kinda looks like a dude!" follow-up. I'm betting hallmark ain't got a card for that.  |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 10:36:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He means, that he is sure there are certain members here would argue that it would be good if you didn't pro create I am not one of them. I don't have anything against you op. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I fire blanks. You sure? I'm confident that there are some members here who would love to ensure that you fire blanks for the rest of your life. I'm not picking up what you're putting down. A little slow up on the up-take today. Another homophobic comment or something? He means, that he is sure there are certain members here would argue that it would be good if you didn't pro create I am not one of them. I don't have anything against you op. Not really, a swift kick to the gonads is usually the most effective way to ensure that. |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 11:34:15 AM EDT
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Why not have some photographic proof sent to you to confirm the presense or lack of Adam's Apple plumbing? Obviously not to be posted here, but at least you'd know ahead of time. If you thought the "Hey Bro, you wanna fuck my wife?" conversation was awkward, just wait for the "Sure! But only after you send me pictures of her junk, 'cause she kinda looks like a dude!" follow-up.
I'm betting hallmark ain't got a card for that. And...you'd be wrong. Good grief, hide the pickle, really? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 11:56:18 AM EDT
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Why not have some photographic proof sent to you to confirm the presense or lack of Adam's Apple plumbing? Obviously not to be posted here, but at least you'd know ahead of time. If you thought the "Hey Bro, you wanna fuck my wife?" conversation was awkward, just wait for the "Sure! But only after you send me pictures of her junk, 'cause she kinda looks like a dude!" follow-up.
I'm betting hallmark ain't got a card for that. 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 12:57:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: snip Good grief, hide the pickle, really? Only if OP isn't lucky. Or.. you know, is and is into that sort of thing... |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 1:07:02 PM EDT
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She not bad looking. Beauty Queen,no, but not ugly Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Excuse me? Why woul I post pictures if nothing has happened yet. They're not coming down till the end of the month. Just going to ignore the gay comment. They should rename GD to homophobe discussion. And who the fuck ever said she was hot??!! Didnt come from me lol. I remember reading that she was hot in the original post, but I gues you edited that out a little after you seen that GD did not approve.. Its cool if you think she's hot, there are plenty of guys in alaska that think she's a fucking 10!! She not bad looking. Beauty Queen,no, but not ugly This, I saw nothing wrong with her. GD is just the internet capital of player haters 
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Posted: 7/22/2014 6:11:44 PM EDT
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Why not have some photographic proof sent to you to confirm the presense or lack of Adam's Apple plumbing? Obviously not to be posted here, but at least you'd know ahead of time. If you thought the "Hey Bro, you wanna fuck my wife?" conversation was awkward, just wait for the "Sure! But only after you send me pictures of her junk, 'cause she kinda looks like a dude!" follow-up.
I'm betting hallmark ain't got a card for that.
Dude you win the Internet for today! But can he find a Terminal Lance on this subject? |
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Posted: 7/22/2014 6:13:05 PM EDT
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You won't feel like some creep cause you are more her age? Really?
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Posted: 7/22/2014 6:34:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2014 7:09:21 PM EDT
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They aren't coming down for another week yet. Think about baseball, might stretch out the not coming to a week and three minutes or so... ;) Good luck OP. Make sure everyone is really comfy with it face to face before the rubber hits the... well, you know. Rectum? #Damnnearkilledhim |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 6:27:22 PM EDT
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You won't feel like some creep cause you are more her age? Really? 40 something with a 21 year old a little more creepy |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 6:37:53 PM EDT
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40 something with a 21 year old a little more creepy I was 11 years younger than my first wife and I'm 16 years older than my current wife..... it ain't creepy. I did have a grocery bagger at the supermarket playing twenty questions ask about my "daughter". I suggested he stop while he was only half way in the hole. He shut up. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:06:15 PM EDT
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I was 11 years younger than my first wife and I'm 16 years older than my current wife..... it ain't creepy. I did have a grocery bagger at the supermarket playing twenty questions ask about my "daughter". I suggested he stop while he was only half way in the hole. He shut up. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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40 something with a 21 year old a little more creepy I was 11 years younger than my first wife and I'm 16 years older than my current wife..... it ain't creepy. I did have a grocery bagger at the supermarket playing twenty questions ask about my "daughter". I suggested he stop while he was only half way in the hole. He shut up. I assume he was looking for info re: trying to ask her out. That's funny and I would have played along (i.e. let him bury himself). |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:06:40 PM EDT
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Isn't this the weekend!?!
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Posted: 7/24/2014 7:59:46 AM EDT
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Isn't this the weekend!?! This feels appropriate then: SIIHPAPP |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 8:04:32 AM EDT
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If he's gonna let you bang his wife, the least he could ALSO do is to video it so we can watch
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Posted: 7/24/2014 12:44:46 PM EDT
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Isn't this the weekend!?! Tomorrow night they arrive. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:04:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:46:08 PM EDT
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Isn't this the weekend!?! Tomorrow night they arrive.  http://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:46:19 PM EDT
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My prediction:
Friends show up. Op asks: "So, when does your wife want me to do her?" Friend punches him and asks "WTF man?" OP stamers: "but you said on the phone your wife wanted to sleep with me" Friend replies: " I asked if you had a place my wife and I could sleep while we were in town visiting, but forget it, we will get a hotel, and don't ever talk to me again". Friends slam door on the way out. 
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:50:08 PM EDT
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My prediction: Friends show up. Op asks: "So, when does your wife want me to do her?" Friend punches him and asks "WTF man?" OP stamers: "but you said on the phone your wife wanted to sleep with me" Friend replies: " I asked if you had a place my wife and I could sleep while we were in town visiting, but forget it, we will get a hotel, and don't ever talk to me again". Friends slam door on the way out.
Hoping it goes down something like this. I am quite shy, so things might get awkward fast otherwise. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:53:12 PM EDT
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Hoping it goes down something like this. I am quite shy, so things might get awkward fast otherwise. Tequila |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:00:36 PM EDT
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My prediction: Friends show up. Op asks: "So, when does your wife want me to do her?" Friend punches him and asks "WTF man?" OP stamers: "but you said on the phone your wife wanted to sleep with me" Friend replies: " I asked if you had a place my wife and I could sleep while we were in town visiting, but forget it, we will get a hotel, and don't ever talk to me again". Friends slam door on the way out.
Hoping it goes down something like this. I am quite shy, so things might get awkward fast otherwise. Tequila Rohypnol I kid, I kid.  Seriously, don't do that.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:04:20 PM EDT
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My prediction: Friends show up. Op asks: "So, when does your wife want me to do her?" Friend punches him and asks "WTF man?" OP stamers: "but you said on the phone your wife wanted to sleep with me" Friend replies: " I asked if you had a place my wife and I could sleep while we were in town visiting, but forget it, we will get a hotel, and don't ever talk to me again". Friends slam door on the way out.
Hoping it goes down something like this. I am quite shy, so things might get awkward fast otherwise. Tequila Rohypnol I kid, I kid. Seriously, don't do that.Duuude. Roofiepalooza was last month. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:12:33 PM EDT
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I find it amazing how far people are willing to go - and what situations they're willing to interject themselves into - to pursue a fleeting moment of physical pleasure.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:13:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:40:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:45:15 PM EDT
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I find it amazing how far people are willing to go - and what situations they're willing to interject themselves into - to pursue a fleeting moment of physical pleasure. Never underestimate the power of pussy. It'll make guys leave their careers, beat their wives, walk out on their kids, etc. Same goes for women. There are women who prefer to be women instead of moms. My daughter has a friend who's mom doesn't spend time with them, but she spends time with whichever guy she's fucking that week. I thought my daughter was joking when she told me that but she was serious. She says the mom has a different guy every week, or two weeks at the most. She won't cook for the kids or clean the house, the girls have to do that. All the mom wants to do is party and fuck. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:52:36 PM EDT
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Just read all 19 pages.
   In For The Inevitable and Epic Train Wreck. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:56:46 PM EDT
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Who knows? Maybe it's a deal where the guy cannot parent and they want a child?
For all we know about their actual motivation, it may not be about jollies at all, but getting a set of chromosones with known attributes. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 3:01:46 PM EDT
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All I have to say is, if my wife looked like that, I'd ask other people to fuck her too because my dick wouldn't go anywhere near that shit.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 3:02:02 PM EDT
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My prediction: Friends show up. Op asks: "So, when does your wife want me to do her?" Friend punches him and asks "WTF man?" OP stamers: "but you said on the phone your wife wanted to sleep with me" Friend replies: " I asked if you had a place my wife and I could sleep while we were in town visiting, but forget it, we will get a hotel, and don't ever talk to me again". Friends slam door on the way out.
Hoping it goes down something like this. I am quite shy, so things might get awkward fast otherwise. Tequila Rohypnol I kid, I kid. Seriously, don't do that.Roofie surprise...Pickle surprise...Eiffel Tower. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 3:23:06 PM EDT
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In on 19. What did I miss?
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Posted: 7/24/2014 3:50:34 PM EDT
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Has it been posted yet, the "I'm here for the gang bang" - guy? OP, are you sure you are the only one invited to this party or are there others too?
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Posted: 7/25/2014 12:07:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2014 2:20:35 AM EDT
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