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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:01:30 AM EDT
My big question is if it comes in Gerbil shape?
Vibrant capsule 
The Vibrant capsule provides chemical-free and safe treatment for patients suffering from constipation. The capsules, mechanically operated, aid in treating constipated patients without side effects. Constipation relief is achieved by the capsule’s vibrations on the large intestinal wall, consequently inducing natural peristaltic activity, generating spontaneous additional bowel movement. Vibrant capsule is easy to swallow. The capsule is controlled through algorithms, predefined by Vibrant’s R&D and gastroenterologist. |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:02:44 AM EDT
[#1]
Yeah...I don't think that was inspired by constipation.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:02:51 AM EDT
[#2]
Running half marathons seems to clean my colon out.
YMMV. |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:05:07 AM EDT
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Cost-effective, too, once you consider the savings over a lifetime of use.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:06:43 AM EDT
[#4]
Are they reusable?
eta 1:43. |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:07:22 AM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Are they reusable? Can they be shared among friends?
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:07:38 AM EDT
[#6]
That must feel interesting
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:08:31 AM EDT
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I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions."
Clear your calendar for the evening, though. You might also consider installing a seat belt on the toilet. 
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:10:19 AM EDT
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I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either 
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:30:47 AM EDT
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The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either Poorly named product. Should be GoHEAVILY |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:33:42 AM EDT
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this is not a new idea.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:34:28 AM EDT
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Poorly named product. Should be GoHEAVILY Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either Poorly named product. Should be GoHEAVILY had a colonoscopy. This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it. OMG. One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot. |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:35:00 AM EDT
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I just go to Taco Bell and order about 3 items...Boom! Colon cleansed.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:36:19 AM EDT
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I wonder how many mini vibrators some poor bastard had to swallow during the testing.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:36:21 AM EDT
[#14]
generating spontaneous additional bowel movement. This line says it all !!
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:37:15 AM EDT
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had a colonoscopy. This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it. OMG. One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either Poorly named product. Should be GoHEAVILY had a colonoscopy. This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it. OMG. One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot. True. I'm surprised the label doesn't include "Pounds of Thrust." |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:40:01 AM EDT
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On a more serious note, this colon cleansing stuff is bullshit. People are clearing microbes out of their bodies that actually do good. Latest serious medical trends are more about increasing microbe-diversity in the GI, than decreasing it. Snake oil....
Having said that, I have taken a couple pills (Laxatives, and not the vibrating hamster variety) for cleaning shit out. This was mainly inspired by my woman (medical professional) not being able to enter the shitter for a couple hours, after I've evacuated. Or by her waking me up, after I pass one in my sleep... LOL Weird, after taking that shit, my farts didn't stink for a month. That kind of takes the fun out of it, especially passing silent ones in public. |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:23:43 AM EDT
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Are they reusable? Yeah, but it'll taste funny. |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:31:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: had a colonoscopy. This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it. OMG. One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either Poorly named product. Should be GoHEAVILY had a colonoscopy. This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it. OMG. One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot.  |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:33:40 AM EDT
[#19]
They already solved that. Copenhagen & coffee solves the issue quickly.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:34:48 AM EDT
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Running half marathons seems to clean my colon out. YMMV. this is why I dont run |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:36:08 AM EDT
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Oatmeal and coffee.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:36:45 AM EDT
[#22]
Poop thread.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:38:36 AM EDT
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Poop Thread
IBTL Buzz droid! |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:40:26 AM EDT
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I just go to Taco Bell and order about 3 items...Boom! Colon cleansed. Damn. Was coming to post this. The low hanging fruit goes quick. 
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:42:30 AM EDT
[#25]
Sometimes a little pill does the trick.
Sometimes you need to go heavy on the problem. 
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:50:57 AM EDT
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I wonder how many mini vibrators some poor bastard had to swallow during the testing. Patient - OMG TURN IT DOWN! TURN IT DOWN!!! Doc - "Guess we used too big of a motor on that one..." |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:54:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/7/2014 11:57:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. You might also consider installing a seat belt on the toilet. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 12:04:52 PM EDT
[#29]
I good MRE minus the fake cheese will do wonders too.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 12:05:30 PM EDT
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I just go to Taco Bell and order about 3 items...Boom! Colon cleansed. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. 
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Posted: 5/7/2014 12:07:21 PM EDT
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What?!?! No rib for the prostate?!?!?! Fuck that.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 12:08:04 PM EDT
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It is marketed as the "COLON WEASLE"
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Posted: 5/7/2014 12:16:30 PM EDT
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As our WAFA instructor told us, "nothing defeats the soapy water enema"
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Posted: 5/7/2014 12:30:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. You might also consider installing a seat belt on the toilet. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg Yeah, I want to meet the sick duck that named that stuff |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 12:38:54 PM EDT
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I good MRE minus the fake cheese will do wonders too. No, I find that those do the exact opposite.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 12:40:52 PM EDT
[#36]
If you could coincide the passing of your poo-vibe with a beat-off session, ooh la la.
In before humorless mod. |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 1:00:14 PM EDT
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You have to go to the page to see the funny part.
You have to be on an all cheese and peanut butter diet to need Mode B!! 
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Posted: 5/7/2014 1:35:49 PM EDT
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I cant get to the link... I do believe ARFCOM broke it..
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Posted: 5/7/2014 1:43:19 PM EDT
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A bowl of high fiber cereal will take care of things quite nicely.
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Posted: 5/7/2014 2:01:58 PM EDT
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ARFCOM broke the interwebz.
Bandwidth exceeded on site. |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 2:20:47 PM EDT
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My big question is if it comes in Gerbil shape? <a href="http://www.vibrantgastro.com/index.php?pid=3" target="_blank">Vibrant capsule http://www.vibrantgastro.com/images/Vibrant_Capsule.jpg</a> The Vibrant capsule provides chemical-free and safe treatment for patients suffering from constipation. The capsules, mechanically operated, aid in treating constipated patients without side effects. Constipation relief is achieved by the capsule’s vibrations on the large intestinal wall, consequently inducing natural peristaltic activity, generating spontaneous additional bowel movement. Vibrant capsule is easy to swallow. The capsule is controlled through algorithms, predefined by Vibrant’s R&D and gastroenterologist. Says site's bandwidth exceeded.....ArfCommers crashed the site with purchases. |
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Posted: 5/7/2014 6:09:40 PM EDT
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Says site's bandwidth exceeded.....ArfCommers crashed the site with purchases. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My big question is if it comes in Gerbil shape? <a href="http://www.vibrantgastro.com/index.php?pid=3" target="_blank">Vibrant capsule http://www.vibrantgastro.com/images/Vibrant_Capsule.jpg</a> The Vibrant capsule provides chemical-free and safe treatment for patients suffering from constipation. The capsules, mechanically operated, aid in treating constipated patients without side effects. Constipation relief is achieved by the capsule’s vibrations on the large intestinal wall, consequently inducing natural peristaltic activity, generating spontaneous additional bowel movement. Vibrant capsule is easy to swallow. The capsule is controlled through algorithms, predefined by Vibrant’s R&D and gastroenterologist. Says site's bandwidth exceeded.....ArfCommers crashed the site with purchases. Don't worry I ordered a gross and am sending them directly to an engraver to get a BFL etched on them... Do you want your name on the wait list? |
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