http://www.foxsanantonio.com/news/features/featured/stories/woman-threatens-workers-over-corn-dog-775.shtml#.U1n3NvldXII

Well...

Guilty.

But corndogs are serious business. I wouldn't take no microwaved corndog either.

Who can blame her, microwaved corn dogs are mushy
 

We're so tired of people that are born and raised in Florida moving to our Great State and screwing it up. Please keep them in Florida where they belong. Thank you.

So guilty

I'm with her on this one, microwaved CD is like a boiled steak.

No shit, either fry the fucking thing or get it off my plate!

You have 5 threads on Texas on page one.

Weird shit happens here, but give up.  We're never catching up to Florida.  Y'all win.

When I was 18 I worked for a very large Harley/custom cycle mail order parts company. A few times a year we would take our open box return items (drag pipes, cases/covers, etc.) to some large and wild swap meets across the east coast. The owner gave me a couple of dollars to get him some corn dogs from the concession stand so I did. I gave the old guy his corn dogs and was helping a customer when he came over going crazy on me because I forgot his mustard. He cussed me one side to the other in between telling me how stupid I was. Mustard is apparently serious bidness

With us it's seasonal. Whack jobs from other states flood into Florida and do stupid shit here. They can't take the heat. Folks from Indiana are of special note. They are without a doubt the worst tourists to enter Florida.