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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:10:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: u can do better OP! much better! No, sadly this is all I got left. Bottom of the barrel stuff. Nothing original. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:11:13 PM EDT
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Yes because this thread can't possibly end up with anything other than a happy ending.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:11:41 PM EDT
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Check again. I bet you were getting a message from staph.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:12:18 PM EDT
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Just got an IM from Staff asking if I could tone down my awesomeness. Apparently it is making others on here feel like lesser people. I would share the IM but it is ARF custom to keep IMs private, so just take my word for it....  Are you imprisoning me in the mediocrecage? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:12:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes because this thread can't possibly end up with anything other than a happy ending. Happy ending $20 extra, you pay now. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:15:30 PM EDT
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Happy ending $20 extra, you pay now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yes because this thread can't possibly end up with anything other than a happy ending. Happy ending $20 extra, you pay now. I was on the fence before this post, but now I'm sure of it. OP can have his picture on my website: www.totallyfarkingawesome.com Aahhhhh soldjah boy!!!!!!! Boomboom five dorah!!!! [removed link to porno site - Paul] |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:17:16 PM EDT
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I'm going to get Johnny_Reno to deal with this. Johnny_Reno has been notified. I said I needed him to answer ten questions and that there is an issue in the test post forum. He will be here soon and will not be pleased. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:18:49 PM EDT
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"Tone down your awesomeness" sounds more to me as if it said "Knock off the horseshit!"
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:19:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:21:08 PM EDT
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In this thread we are all little green men in a globe with a claw over our heads.
"All hail substandard the sub standards of standards". |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:21:15 PM EDT
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Just got an IM from Staff asking if I could tone down my awesomeness. Apparently it is making others on here feel like lesser people. I would share the IM but it is ARF custom to keep IMs private, so just take my word for it.... Telling you to stop waving your genitals at passers by while tweaking your nipples is not really the same thing as asking you to tone down your awesomeness. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:22:20 PM EDT
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Ooh you goan get luv'd tenderly
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:23:12 PM EDT
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No it's true.
We're tired of the other lessor members complaining almost daily and asked SubStandard to take it down a couple of notches to see if that lowers the number of complaints. Personally I was against the idea stating that his massive awesomeness was still awesome even if delivered at a lower level and asking him to try to keep in in check would be a worthless attempt. So far I've been proven right. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:23:13 PM EDT
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Poor substandard. 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:24:14 PM EDT
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Telling you to stop waving your genitals at passers by while tweaking your nipples is not really the same thing as asking you to tone down your awesomeness. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Just got an IM from Staff asking if I could tone down my awesomeness. Apparently it is making others on here feel like lesser people. I would share the IM but it is ARF custom to keep IMs private, so just take my word for it.... Telling you to stop waving your genitals at passers by while tweaking your nipples is not really the same thing as asking you to tone down your awesomeness. Pics? 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:24:38 PM EDT
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Ooh you goan get luv'd tenderly Depends on the member of staff. Some of them play Barry Mannilow and nibble your earlobe. Some of them raw dog it like they're busting a bronc. Takes all kinds. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:24:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No it's true. We're tired of the other lessor members complaining almost daily and asked SubStandard to take it down a couple of notches to see if that lowers the number of complaints. Personally I was against the idea stating that his massive awesomeness was still awesome even if delivered at a lower level and asking him to try to keep in in check would be a worthless attempt. So far I've been proven right. Well there you go. No locks, no bans, just the truth, the whole honest truth. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:25:36 PM EDT
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Well there you go. No locks, no bans, just the truth, the whole honest truth.
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No it's true.
We're tired of the other lessor members complaining almost daily and asked SubStandard to take it down a couple of notches to see if that lowers the number of complaints. Personally I was against the idea stating that his massive awesomeness was still awesome even if delivered at a lower level and asking him to try to keep in in check would be a worthless attempt. So far I've been proven right. Well there you go. No locks, no bans, just the truth, the whole honest truth.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:25:36 PM EDT
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In before the dildopocalypse
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:25:39 PM EDT
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Pics? I don't have any pics of him, but I've got plenty of pics of my own genitals that I'd happily send you if it weren't for that damn judge and his 1st amendment violating conditions of parole... |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:25:48 PM EDT
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I was on the fence before this post, but now I'm sure of it. OP can have his picture on my website: www.totallyfarkingawesome.com Aahhhhh soldjah boy!!!!!!! Boomboom five dorah!!!! [removed link to porno site - Paul] Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yes because this thread can't possibly end up with anything other than a happy ending. Happy ending $20 extra, you pay now. I was on the fence before this post, but now I'm sure of it. OP can have his picture on my website: www.totallyfarkingawesome.com Aahhhhh soldjah boy!!!!!!! Boomboom five dorah!!!! [removed link to porno site - Paul] Holy shit!! That was a real website??!!?? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:25:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Telling you to stop waving your genitals at passers by while tweaking your nipples is not really the same thing as asking you to tone down your awesomeness. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Just got an IM from Staff asking if I could tone down my awesomeness. Apparently it is making others on here feel like lesser people. I would share the IM but it is ARF custom to keep IMs private, so just take my word for it.... Telling you to stop waving your genitals at passers by while tweaking your nipples is not really the same thing as asking you to tone down your awesomeness. I don't recall you complaining about me doing that on the last fishing trip....  |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:27:22 PM EDT
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I don't recall you complaining about me doing that on the last fishing trip....
This shows you're not an honest man. We've never been fishing together. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm totally grossed out by the thought of fish sex. That's one reason why I don't drink water...fish fuck in it. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:27:27 PM EDT
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You have a staff infection.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:27:43 PM EDT
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Holy shit!! That's a real website??!!?? 
I work in IT as the network security manager and see all the porno sites. We play a game where we bet if a random site called out is a real porn site or not. You'd be surprised. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:28:47 PM EDT
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT Wrong answer. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Who the fuck are you Grin  BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT Wrong answer. Fixed, a typo 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:28:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I work in IT as the network security manager and see all the porno sites. We play a game where we bet if a random site called out is a real porn site or not. You'd be surprised. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Holy shit!! That's a real website??!!?? I work in IT as the network security manager and see all the porno sites. We play a game where we bet if a random site called out is a real porn site or not. You'd be surprised. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:28:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This shows you're not an honest man. We've never been fishing together. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm totally grossed out by the thought of fish sex. That's one reason why I don't drink water...fish fuck in it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't recall you complaining about me doing that on the last fishing trip.... This shows you're not an honest man. We've never been fishing together. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm totally grossed out by the thought of fish sex. That's one reason why I don't drink water...fish fuck in it. Well to be fair, the memo said I was awesome not truthful. Do you eat eggs? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:29:35 PM EDT
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Oh, so you're the awesome one? Yeah, I don't think so. Did you get an awesome serenade from Aimless and Snowleopard on your last birthday? 
Yeah. I didn't think so. Pffft. Dream on Mister Awesomeless. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:29:47 PM EDT
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No it's true.
We're tired of the other lessor members complaining almost daily and asked SubStandard to take it down a couple of notches to see if that lowers the number of complaints. Personally I was against the idea stating that his massive awesomeness was still awesome even if delivered at a lower level and asking him to try to keep in in check would be a worthless attempt. So far I've been proven right. Once a month, Site Staff picks a KS member and does their very best to make them feel special. This month's Special Kansan is Substandard. Literally. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:29:48 PM EDT
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Do you eat eggs? No. I don't believe in abortion. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:31:07 PM EDT
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Depends on the member of staff. Some of them play Barry Mannilow and nibble your earlobe. Some of them raw dog it like they're busting a bronc. Takes all kinds. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ooh you goan get luv'd tenderly Depends on the member of staff. Some of them play Barry Mannilow and nibble your earlobe. Some of them raw dog it like they're busting a bronc. Takes all kinds. Johnny_Reno will be very upset at the mods/staff infringing on his territory. I hope you are not banned. If so, I will intercede on your behalf. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:31:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh, so you're the awesome one? Yeah, I don't think so. Did you get an awesome serenade from Aimless and Snowleopard on your last birthday?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfP7JEsYwbQYeah. I didn't think so. Pffft. Dream on Mister Awesomeless. I always pictured Aimless as having shorter hair. He appeared as effeminate as I imagined, but the long hair threw me. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:32:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh, so you're the awesome one? Yeah, I don't think so. Did you get an awesome serenade from Aimless and Snowleopard on your last birthday? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfP7JEsYwbQYeah. I didn't think so. Pffft. Dream on Mister Awesomeless. that's golden
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:32:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Once a month, Site Staff picks a KS member and does their very best to make them feel special. This month's Special Kansan is Substandard. Literally. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No it's true. We're tired of the other lessor members complaining almost daily and asked SubStandard to take it down a couple of notches to see if that lowers the number of complaints. Personally I was against the idea stating that his massive awesomeness was still awesome even if delivered at a lower level and asking him to try to keep in in check would be a worthless attempt. So far I've been proven right. Once a month, Site Staff picks a KS member and does their very best to make them feel special. This month's Special Kansan is Substandard. Literally. Duh bus windows tasted funnies. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:34:38 PM EDT
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Johnny_Reno will be very upset at the mods/staff infringing on his territory. I hope you are not banned. If so, I will intercede on your behalf. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ooh you goan get luv'd tenderly Depends on the member of staff. Some of them play Barry Mannilow and nibble your earlobe. Some of them raw dog it like they're busting a bronc. Takes all kinds. Johnny_Reno will be very upset at the mods/staff infringing on his territory. I hope you are not banned. If so, I will intercede on your behalf. I'm not banning anyone. I'm here to watch this mother burn. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:35:32 PM EDT
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I'm not banning anyone. I'm here to watch this mother burn. We have repeatedly asked you to stop burning mothers. We're getting complaints. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:35:36 PM EDT
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How often are you removing viruses from computers? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Holy shit!! That's a real website??!!??
I work in IT as the network security manager and see all the porno sites. We play a game where we bet if a random site called out is a real porn site or not. You'd be surprised. 350 users ... about two a week and about five "interesting" infections a year. Interesting in like sending the drive off to a forensic analyst.
Our workstations are way locked down. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:35:36 PM EDT
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Duh bus windows tasted funnies. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No it's true.
We're tired of the other lessor members complaining almost daily and asked SubStandard to take it down a couple of notches to see if that lowers the number of complaints. Personally I was against the idea stating that his massive awesomeness was still awesome even if delivered at a lower level and asking him to try to keep in in check would be a worthless attempt. So far I've been proven right. Once a month, Site Staff picks a KS member and does their very best to make them feel special. This month's Special Kansan is Substandard. Literally. Duh bus windows tasted funnies. You don't want to know why.....The busses are on loan from Iowa. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:37:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We have repeatedly asked you to stop burning mothers. We're getting complaints. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm not banning anyone. I'm here to watch this mother burn. We have repeatedly asked you to stop burning mothers. We're getting complaints. As in the torching of mothers is wrong, or as in Reno was over cooking them and burning them? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:38:06 PM EDT
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We have repeatedly asked you to stop burning mothers. We're getting complaints. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm not banning anyone. I'm here to watch this mother burn. We have repeatedly asked you to stop burning mothers. We're getting complaints. Yeah, whatever. Take a number. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:38:42 PM EDT
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shouldn't the complainers be banned? I was told only alpha males are allowed here.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:38:51 PM EDT
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As in the torching of mothers is wrong, or as in Reno was over cooking them and burning them?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:40:00 PM EDT
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Link to where you were awesome to judge guilt?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:41:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Link to where you were awesome to judge guilt? https://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1177540 |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:42:06 PM EDT
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Link to where you were awesome to judge guilt? Blam. 
Suck it. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:42:15 PM EDT
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double down
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:42:51 PM EDT
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I'm not banning anyone. I'm here to watch this mother burn. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ooh you goan get luv'd tenderly Depends on the member of staff. Some of them play Barry Mannilow and nibble your earlobe. Some of them raw dog it like they're busting a bronc. Takes all kinds. Johnny_Reno will be very upset at the mods/staff infringing on his territory. I hope you are not banned. If so, I will intercede on your behalf. I'm not banning anyone. I'm here to watch this mother burn. Your next challenge double oh Johnny is to do an avatar review in this thread before it burns. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:44:58 PM EDT
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Your next challenge double oh Johnny is to do an avatar review in this thread before it burns. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ooh you goan get luv'd tenderly Depends on the member of staff. Some of them play Barry Mannilow and nibble your earlobe. Some of them raw dog it like they're busting a bronc. Takes all kinds. Johnny_Reno will be very upset at the mods/staff infringing on his territory. I hope you are not banned. If so, I will intercede on your behalf. I'm not banning anyone. I'm here to watch this mother burn. Your next challenge double oh Johnny is to do an avatar review in this thread before it burns. You're not the boss of me. I'm just here to watch substandard go down in flames. (BTW, I'm all for a lynching if the mods want plausible deniability.) |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 6:46:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You're not the boss of me. I'm just here to watch substandard go down in flames. (BTW, I'm all for a lynching if the mods want plausible deniability.) Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Your next challenge double oh Johnny is to do an avatar review in this thread before it burns. You're not the boss of me. I'm just here to watch substandard go down in flames. (BTW, I'm all for a lynching if the mods want plausible deniability.) No way. If you are in charge you will make it look like some perverted accident. Yeah that's right, I know you were the one that assassinated David Caradine |
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