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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:11:59 AM EDT
Ok Arfcom, hard question for you degenerates.  You have two options, there is no 3.14, no pie, no bacon option. One or the other..... Option #1 This woman has a pickle surprise that happens to be as big or bigger than yours and she won't be getting rid of it at all. Good news is that she is very passable and no one will notice. She will make you your favorite sammiches and will cook good food for you every night and even clean the house when she can. She works at a company that pays her $70k to $80k a year. This woman is a gun nut and seeks to expand the "collection" whenever the opportunity presents itself. When it comes to the sex, being boned by her is optional, not a requirement. Now to Option #2 This woman is a pornstar who happens to have her face and ass plastered across every porn site. She will not cook food for you, she will not clean the house when she can, and she hates guns. By hating guns I mean she will talk to you and will try to get rid of your gun collection. Her job only brings in $50k a year and that is on a good year. Your choice Arfcom... |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:12:56 AM EDT
[#1]
Fucking people giving me a bad name because of my 13!
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:12:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:13:00 AM EDT
[#3]
13ers think up some weird shit.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:13:35 AM EDT
[#4]
What?????
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:14:05 AM EDT
[#5]
sigh
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:14:05 AM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Fucking people giving me a bad name because of my 13! Tough tits, get with the program bud.  |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:14:22 AM EDT
[#7]
Teeners gonna teen.
IBTP |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:14:47 AM EDT
[#8]
I would prefer the dickless option. You know, the actual woman.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:14:57 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Ok Arfcom, hard question for you degenerates.
You have two options, there is no 3.14, no pie, no bacon option. One or the other..... Option #1 This woman has a pickle surprise that happens to be as big or bigger than yours and she won't be getting rid of it at all. Good news is that she is very passable and no one will notice. She will make you your favorite sammiches and will cook good food for you every night and even clean the house when she can. She works at a company that pays her $70k to $80k a year. This woman is a gun nut and seeks to expand the "collection" whenever the opportunity presents itself. When it comes to the sex, being boned by her is optional, not a requirement. Now to Option #2 This woman is a pornstar who happens to have her face and ass plastered across every porn site. She will not cook food for you, she will not clean the house when she can, and she hates guns. By hating guns I mean she will talk to you and will try to get rid of your gun collection. Her job only brings in $50k a year and that is on a good year. Your choice Arfcom...
Also, Pole inbound.
Pickle Suprise = Not Woman. Question invalid. editted for feels |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:15:20 AM EDT
[#10]
Stay single.
Fuck antis, and I don't do tits and tackle. Goddamned 13'ers. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:15:41 AM EDT
[#11]
Option 2 because I'm not a FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:15:50 AM EDT
[#12]
Option two. If she's a famous porn star I'd make her feature dance so she could bring in more $$$. I'd laugh at her when she spewed anti gun shit.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:16:01 AM EDT
[#13]
Neither. I choose Miss Michigan.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:16:24 AM EDT
[#14]
op, does your mom know you're gay?
pole inbound, indeed. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:16:25 AM EDT
[#15]
No, OP, we will not justify your decision to marry a pre op tranny. No.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:16:28 AM EDT
[#16]
It's "WHOM would you rather marry?"
Thirteeners... 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:16:46 AM EDT
[#17]
 13ers
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:17:05 AM EDT
[#18]
Option #1 is illegal in Tennessee.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:17:20 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Option two. If she's a famous porn star I'd make her feature dance so she could bring in more $$$. I'd laugh at her when she spewed anti gun shit. Maybe, I'd smash but would not marry Option two. "Hump 'em and dump 'em" is my motto when it comes to libby women. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:17:23 AM EDT
[#20]
post a picture of your bunghole so we can see how number one is working out for you
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:18:05 AM EDT
[#21]
I choose my hand with those two options.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:18:07 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's "WHOM would you rather marry?" Thirteeners... Thanks for the grammatical correction. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:18:11 AM EDT
[#23]
Wow.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:19:04 AM EDT
[#24]
At porn star that is widely know and only makes $50k a year or a tranny are the two choices?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:19:15 AM EDT
[#25]
Wat da fuc?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:19:19 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: Ok Arfcom, hard question for you degenerates. You have two options, there is no 3.14, no pie, no bacon option. One or the other..... Option #1 This woman has a pickle surprise that happens to be as big or bigger than yours and she won't be getting rid of it at all. Good news is that she is very passable and no one will notice. She will make you your favorite sammiches and will cook good food for you every night and even clean the house when she can. She works at a company that pays her $70k to $80k a year. This woman is a gun nut and seeks to expand the "collection" whenever the opportunity presents itself. When it comes to the sex, being boned by her is optional, not a requirement. Now to Option #2 This woman is a pornstar who happens to have her face and ass plastered across every porn site. She will not cook food for you, she will not clean the house when she can, and she hates guns. By hating guns I mean she will talk to you and will try to get rid of your gun collection. Her job only brings in $50k a year and that is on a good year. Your choice Arfcom...  Actually, if "she" has a pickle "she" isn't a lady therefore invalid question.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:19:35 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: post a picture of your bunghole so we can see how number one is working out for you Sorry bro, constitutes as a C.O.C. violation. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:19:46 AM EDT
[#28]
False dichotomy is false.
This thread is dildos. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:19:59 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote Historyspot on J- |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:20:13 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe, I'd smash but would not marry Option two. "Hump 'em and dump 'em" is my motto when it comes to libby women. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Option two. If she's a famous porn star I'd make her feature dance so she could bring in more $$$. I'd laugh at her when she spewed anti gun shit. Maybe, I'd smash but would not marry Option two. "Hump 'em and dump 'em" is my motto when it comes to libby women. From what I understand most porn chicks have issues so the bigger heavy handed, controlling, asshole I was the more she'd be attracted to me and fuck my brains out. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:20:44 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: At porn star that is widely know and only makes $50k a year or a tranny are the two choices? You forget how to read Stumps? There are the benefits and detriments of marrying one or the other. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:21:16 AM EDT
[#32]
why, oh why did I click this thread.
idiots |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:21:50 AM EDT
[#33]
Option 1 is ahead in the poll. You guys REALLY like your guns...
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:22:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:22:12 AM EDT
[#35]
Of the two choices, I would marry the OP's Mom.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:22:29 AM EDT
[#36]
I hate to break the news to you, OP, but Missouri does not allow you to pick #1. You're going to have to learn to live with the porn star, even if you both prefer lovers with a penis.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:22:38 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Option 2 because I'm not a FUCKING FAGGOT!!! This sums it up. OP worded the first option improperly. She is not a she if he has a penis. Its a dude. And its gay. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:22:59 AM EDT
[#38]
I usually try not to get in on the 13 bashing...but in this case its unavoidable.
Quote History |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:23:23 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Option 1 is ahead in the poll. You guys REALLY like your guns... Hey, there's even one that comes with Option #1, permanently attached. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:23:24 AM EDT
[#40]
Easy...
One's a dude and one's a chick.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:23:42 AM EDT
[#41]
Dude. I think you have the ghey.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:24:03 AM EDT
[#42]
This thread is dumb and I'm not playing.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:24:13 AM EDT
[#43]
Tell us which one you would marry first
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Tough tits, get with the program bud.
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Fucking people giving me a bad name because of my 13! Tough tits, get with the program bud.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:24:17 AM EDT
[#44]
Easy, option 2.
Since she hates guns, doesn't cook, or doesn't clean... then she doesn't get to live in my house... in otherwords... a weekend type girlfriend that is a great lay. Since she hates guns, the solution to this really is not to talk to her about it at all and keep your guns away from her... she wont know how many you have, maybe only that you "like" guns. The cooking and cleaning, if I was single I'd do that shit already, so nothing to lose there. So now I get to eat WHAT I WANT, live still alone, and bag a real hot chick with a plethora of kinky options and openness. She also makes enough money to support herself. I can't see how this is a bad thing. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:25:20 AM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I hate to break the news to you, OP, but Missouri does not allow you to pick #1. You're going to have to learn to live with the porn star, even if you both prefer lovers with a penis. Woah, calm down there buddy. Calm down. By marriage I'm talking about a social contract, not a legal contract. Social contracts are protected under the 1st Amendment, the tax benefits only come with Option #2. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:25:30 AM EDT
[#46]
I would chose to be the way I am now. Not married.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:26:12 AM EDT
[#47]
Option #1 sounds like the ideal woman
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:26:55 AM EDT
[#48]
So your choices are a dick in the ass or a dick in the ass.
how bout no.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:26:59 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell us which one you would marry first Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell us which one you would marry first Quoted: Quoted: Fucking people giving me a bad name because of my 13! Tough tits, get with the program bud. Option #1 obviously. Just put this poll up because I wanted GD's opinion on whom they rather marry. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:27:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Option #1 sounds like the ideal woman Hey, least she is passable for one. |
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