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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:37:20 AM EDT

What is it with these vapid little thong slimers who end every other sentence with "...or whatever."

No, you uneducated, Instagram-suckling, Snapchatting your pussy to your Uncle, attention span of a Twitter whore moron, it's not 'WHATEVER!' Reach down into the little bit of brain you have left after one too many nights getting diddled at the candy raves and listen to yourself speak. Realize that you are marking yourself as a complete waste of holes to anyone who might use you for anything other than a disposable condom when you say "...or whatever."

FUCK!

Posted: 4/23/2014 7:38:24 AM EDT

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I think you're irrationally upset, or whatever...

Posted: 4/23/2014 7:38:34 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:39:30 AM EDT

[#3]

LOL, whatevs

Posted: 4/23/2014 7:39:56 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:40:00 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:55:20 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:59:22 AM EDT

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Customer came in last week with a TV. I asked him if he wanted to pawn or sell, he said pawn, or maybe sell if the price was right. I tell him I would give $75 for pawn or sell, and he says that is fine.

I asked him, "Okay do you want to pawn it or sell it?"

"Whatever"

"It is up to you, pawn or sell?"

"Yeah"

"Yeah what? Pawn or sell?"

"Oh, uh, pawn..."

Posted: 4/23/2014 8:00:52 AM EDT

[#8]

Soops cray-cray post.

Posted: 4/23/2014 8:03:29 AM EDT

[#9]

Far less irritating than "know wud um sane"

Posted: 4/23/2014 8:15:53 AM EDT

[#10]

It's becasue they are weak souled pukes that are unable to make a decision or a comitment to a choice.

Posted: 4/23/2014 8:17:17 AM EDT

[#11]

I know right?

Posted: 4/23/2014 9:57:42 AM EDT

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Oh he'll yeah

Posted: 4/23/2014 10:00:16 AM EDT

[#13]

You know!

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:15:47 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/23/2014 11:18:29 AM EDT

[#15]

yeah, whatever, amitrite?

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:27:08 AM EDT

[#16]

No, losers.

It's not the use of 'whatever' in a phrase. It's the use of "or whatever."

Examples:

"My doctor told me to get some Vagisil for my yeast infection, or whatever."

"Yesterday I applied to nail tech school, or whatever."

"No Brad, I didn't have sex with your best friend, or whatever."

"I drive a Miata, or whatever."

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:30:31 AM EDT

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No, losers.

It's not the use of 'whatever' in a phrase. It's the use of "or whatever."

Examples:

"My doctor told me to get some Vagisil for my yeast infection, or whatever."

"Yesterday I applied to nail tech school, or whatever."

"No Brad, I didn't have sex with your best friend, or whatever."

"I drive a Miata, or whatever."

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Did you use an upward inflection when saying "or whatever"?

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:31:16 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/23/2014 11:31:28 AM EDT

[#19]

I think you should, like, chillax, OP. Or whatever.

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:32:02 AM EDT

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You changed your avatar.

My whole goddamn world is crumbling

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:33:54 AM EDT

[#21]

Why does this same demographic go to the bathroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they cant even...

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:36:33 AM EDT

[#22]

How do you feel about the statement "we could go for BBQ or maybe Chinese or whatever."

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:36:48 AM EDT

[#23]

Then I was like, then he was like, like whatever. You know like, then he was like whatever. Know what Im saying?

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:38:46 AM EDT

[#24]

1/10.

Nowhere near enough "fuck" in that rant.

Whatever...

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:39:37 AM EDT

[#25]

this thread is ratchet

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:42:17 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/23/2014 11:43:04 AM EDT

[#27]

Your thread is dildos, or whatever.

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:43:05 AM EDT

[#28]

thong slimer.....lol

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:44:05 AM EDT

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You changed your avatar.

My whole goddamn world is crumbling

Sorry about that.

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:44:12 AM EDT

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Indicates a very unwashed vaginal lack of confidence. But not what my rant addressed.

The toadstool munchers will say something very specific, then add "or whatever." It's a throwaway phrase they lean on because they really have nothing to say.

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:46:45 AM EDT

[#31]

how about whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:48:04 AM EDT

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I sat next to a table of young, presentable ladies at Taco Bell for lunch and they were talking like that. It sounded like they might have grown up together on the same street. However, every other word was a casually said "shit" or "fuck." It was actually kind of a weird experience.

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:53:14 AM EDT

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thong slimer.....lol

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Definitely a keeper!

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:54:01 AM EDT

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No, losers.

It's not the use of 'whatever' in a phrase. It's the use of "or whatever."

Examples:

"My doctor told me to get some Vagisil for my yeast infection, or whatever."
"Yesterday I applied to nail tech school, or whatever."
"No Brad, I didn't have sex with your best friend, or whatever."
"I drive a Miata, or whatever."

Did you use an upward inflection when saying "or whatever"?

No, you have to fry your voice, only.

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:54:30 AM EDT

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lol

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:55:02 AM EDT

[#36]

or whatever and whatnot

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:55:38 AM EDT

[#37]

I think it's just a way of expressing they don't really give a fuck what they're talking to you about or whatever

Posted: 4/23/2014 11:56:36 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:00:02 PM EDT

[#39]

Well it an appropriate reply to people who can't be bothered to provide context.

Posted: 4/23/2014 12:02:40 PM EDT

[#40]

Yeah, well that's like your opinion...or whatever.

Posted: 4/23/2014 12:05:37 PM EDT

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NAILED IT or whatever.

Posted: 4/23/2014 12:08:42 PM EDT

[#42]

It is what it is. What ever.

Posted: 4/23/2014 12:26:36 PM EDT

[#43]

I use "...or some shit."

Posted: 4/23/2014 1:58:06 PM EDT

[#44]

This thread is dildoes....or whatever

Posted: 4/23/2014 2:20:03 PM EDT

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I have to disagree OP. While "or whatever" isn't exactly The Queen's English, it is actually very useful with a deep meaning when used in the proper context. I know there is a lot of "junk english" being developed out there, I hope you will change your mind on this one.

It is often the short-hand version of:
... or whatever is available.
... or whatever you can think of.
... or whatever you can dream up.
... or whatever solutions you can come up with.

"or whatever" often means the speaker wants you to use your imagination. Sometimes it means there are still open possibilities. They are two words everyman(TM) understands that can convey vague meaning in a meaningful way, which is often hard to do in language. What is so wrong with that?

I admit I sometimes use "...or whatever" when discussing a technical problem with co-workers. It is often something that is a work-in-progress and we're still iterating, bouncing ideas off each other, etc. It often follows a certain chain of development or thought, but indicates that the work/results are not yet complete, we're working on it, we're open for input, or you know... whatever.

ETA: OP, if you're only talking about the whateverrrrrrrr's and the people who end every damn sentence with "...or whatever" then yeah, agree.