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Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:27:07 AM EDT
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Better than being a complete failure, right?
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fell down the stairs to the landing(like 3 stairs) leaving the apartment and got railroaded once I got into the car.



Not sure if today is going my way or not.






eta and got a 72 on stats exam. Better than what I got originally but still needs improvement


Better than being a complete failure, right?

a little.
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Winner of the AJ Impersonation Contest:

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In after the sunrise.
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Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:35:04 AM EDT
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it actually looks more like the enterprise to me

we're the primitive alien culture they're protecting from a volcano
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You're a week late Scotty.
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Good morning.

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Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:37:34 AM EDT
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You're a week late Scotty.
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You're a week late Scotty.

suck me sideways
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You're a week late Scotty.
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we're the primitive alien culture they're protecting from a volcano

You're a week late Scotty.

Yup, some drunk scotsman already pulled it out of the water and had a big helping of Nessie and chips.
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:40:27 AM EDT
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Can I go ahead and lay claim to next week's 24/365?
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Are you available at 0700 next Monday morning?
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But sure, go ahead.  
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you can, but nobody will remember in a week
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Are you available at 0700 next Monday morning?
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Are you available at 0700 next Monday morning?


0800 my time, and yes. I have chickens to let out at dawn, remember?
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:43:39 AM EDT
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But sure, go ahead.  
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But sure, go ahead.  

I have an idea, and it deals with my locality and next week.
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you can, but nobody will remember in a week
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you can, but nobody will remember in a week

I have it on a post-it note on my wall right beside my monitor. I won't forget...or I shouldn't
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:47:41 AM EDT
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I have it on a post-it note on my wall right beside my monitor. I won't forget...or I shouldn't
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I have it on a post-it note on my wall right beside my monitor. I won't forget...or I shouldn't

you won't, but you'll have to remind folks sunday night when the topic comes up, and then be around monday morning to defend your turf.
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Depends. Can you pee into the future?
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And an accurate time piece.
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Sure.
You can start it tomorrow.
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:50:22 AM EDT
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Depends. Can you pee into the future?
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Depends. Can you pee into the future?

this isn't like getting a new house. You can't just pee on it and call it yours. We have rules here, three of 'em to be exact, and thread peeing is expressly forbidden. Also, I need to switch to decaf.
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:51:10 AM EDT
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this isn't like getting a new house. You can't just pee on it and call it yours. We have rules here, three of 'em to be exact, and thread peeing is expressly forbidden. Also, I need to switch to decaf.
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Can I go ahead and lay claim to next week's 24/365?

Depends. Can you pee into the future?

this isn't like getting a new house. You can't just pee on it and call it yours. We have rules here, three of 'em to be exact, and thread peeing is expressly forbidden. Also, I need to switch to decaf.

They make decaf crack now?

Science, you so crazy.
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:51:32 AM EDT
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you won't, but you'll have to remind folks sunday night when the topic comes up, and then be around monday morning to defend your turf.
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you can, but nobody will remember in a week

I have it on a post-it note on my wall right beside my monitor. I won't forget...or I shouldn't

you won't, but you'll have to remind folks sunday night when the topic comes up, and then be around monday morning to defend your turf.

Can do.
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:52:03 AM EDT
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Just don't be late, or 4 hours early, and bold the correct parts of the title, and post a link in this thread.
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Just don't be late, or 4 hours early, and bold the correct parts of the title, and post a link in this thread.

I know Da Rules. I've just never made a 24/365 thread before.

ETA: Dyslexia
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:53:57 AM EDT
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Depends. Can you pee into the future?
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Depends. Can you pee into the future?

Pee? It depends on how you perceive time. If you consider every instantaneous second the present, then yes, albeit by nanoseconds (the time required for light to bounce off the stream of urine and into the retina ~1m away, but I am still peeing before I see it technically). If you view the present as a general moment in time (day, week, month, year, etc), then no.
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Sure.
You can start it tomorrow.
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Sure.
You can start it tomorrow.

That might be too early.
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:55:40 AM EDT
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I know Da Rules. I've just never made a 24/563 thread before.
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Just don't be late, or 4 hours early, and bold the correct parts of the title, and post a link in this thread.

I know Da Rules. I've just never made a 24/563 thread before.


You'll do fine.
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:55:58 AM EDT
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That might be too early.
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Sure.
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That might be too early.

I didn't think that mattered anymore.  
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:56:00 AM EDT
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What did you just call us

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What did you just call us



I think I just had a dyslexic moment.
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I think I just had a dyslexic moment.
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I think I just had a dyslexic moment.

I like his version better.
It makes me feel younger.
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You'll do fine.
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Can I go ahead and lay claim to next week's 24/365?


http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ill_allow_it_community.gif

Just don't be late, or 4 hours early, and bold the correct parts of the title, and post a link in this thread.

I know Da Rules. I've just never made a 24/563 thread before.


You'll do fine.


How's the gun room coming along?
Link Posted: 4/21/2014 5:58:23 AM EDT
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Pee? It depends on how you perceive time. If you consider every instantaneous second the present, then yes, albeit by nanoseconds (the time required for light to bounce off the stream of urine and into the retina ~1m away, but I am still peeing before I see it technically). If you view the present as a general moment in time (day, week, month, year, etc), then no.
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Can I go ahead and lay claim to next week's 24/365?

Depends. Can you pee into the future?

Pee? It depends on how you perceive time. If you consider every instantaneous second the present, then yes, albeit by nanoseconds (the time required for light to bounce off the stream of urine and into the retina ~1m away, but I am still peeing before I see it technically). If you view the present as a general moment in time (day, week, month, year, etc), then no.

There is only now and you can only pee now.
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My wife is currently on all decaf while she takes the IVF drugs. The combination of messed up hormones from the drugs combined with no caffeine makes for interesting mornings, I mostly just hide until she leaves for work
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Also, I need to switch to decaf.


My wife is currently on all decaf while she takes the IVF drugs. The combination of messed up hormones from the drugs combined with no caffeine makes for interesting mornings, I mostly just hide until she leaves for work

it'd be way more fun for everybody if you'd videotape yourself jumping out from around corners at her and screaming "jazz hands" while flailing your arms around wildly every morning.
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Pee? It depends on how you perceive time. If you consider every instantaneous second the present, then yes, albeit by nanoseconds (the time required for light to bounce off the stream of urine and into the retina ~1m away, but I am still peeing before I see it technically). If you view the present as a general moment in time (day, week, month, year, etc), then no.
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Can I go ahead and lay claim to next week's 24/365?

Depends. Can you pee into the future?

Pee? It depends on how you perceive time. If you consider every instantaneous second the present, then yes, albeit by nanoseconds (the time required for light to bounce off the stream of urine and into the retina ~1m away, but I am still peeing before I see it technically). If you view the present as a general moment in time (day, week, month, year, etc), then no.

interesting that you define "now" as when you see things. Not egocentric at all are ya
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Stop talking about pee. I'm getting thirsty
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How's the gun room coming along?
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Just don't be late, or 4 hours early, and bold the correct parts of the title, and post a link in this thread.

I know Da Rules. I've just never made a 24/563 thread before.


You'll do fine.


How's the gun room coming along?


It isn't at the moment.

As soon as my anus heals from the being raped by an angry big eared Kenyan I'll revisit the subject.
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do you enjoy golden showers?
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do you enjoy golden showers?
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Stop talking about pee. I'm getting thirsty

do you enjoy golden showers?

I only drink my own piss
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Iceweasel doesn't count.
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interesting that you define "now" as when you see things. Not egocentric at all are ya
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Can I go ahead and lay claim to next week's 24/365?

Depends. Can you pee into the future?

Pee? It depends on how you perceive time. If you consider every instantaneous second the present, then yes, albeit by nanoseconds (the time required for light to bounce off the stream of urine and into the retina ~1m away, but I am still peeing before I see it technically). If you view the present as a general moment in time (day, week, month, year, etc), then no.

interesting that you define "now" as when you see things. Not egocentric at all are ya

Reality is based upon perception, and perception is based on the senses.

Think about this. What is "real" to a deaf, blind individual in a padded cell? Their only sensation to the environment around them is touch and taste and smell. How would they see the world?
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It isn't at the moment.

As soon as my anus heals from the being raped by an angry big eared Kenyan I'll revisit the subject.
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It isn't at the moment.

As soon as my anus heals from the being raped by an angry big eared Kenyan I'll revisit the subject.

That blows.
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The pit bull apologists must sleep in on Monday mornings.
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