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RogueUK, where is your Messiah, now?





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thank you for your offer.  i admire the british, and acknowledge the tremendous influence that britain has had on our own culture.

that said, i would rather pay a 95% tax to a government i despise--but that was chosen and is overseen directly by my people--than cede sovereignty to a foreign power.  i would rather be a citizen of a failed state than a subject of someone else's.

this is my country--my family.  its successes and failures are mine, and ours.

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thank you for your offer.  i admire the british, and acknowledge the tremendous influence that britain has had on our own culture.

that said, i would rather pay a 95% tax to a government i despise--but that was chosen and is overseen directly by my people--than cede sovereignty to a foreign power.  i would rather be a citizen of a failed state than a subject of someone else's.

this is my country--my family.  its successes and failures are mine, and ours.

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Who wouldn't want him as their exhaulted ruler?

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In light of your political and economic situation, what would you say to the following offer?

We allow you to come back under Crown control. As a colony, our only real interest in you is making money out of you, so...

You can elect your own colonial parliament, representatives, administration etc. As long as you're making money, we don't care. We get to appoint a colonial governor to sign off laws on behalf of the Queen. We can't be bothered with all that nonsense surrounding setting up a proper legal system for you after the hash you made of the last one, so we'll just scrub most of what went before and use your constitution as a basic set of rules.

Any regulations that impact on your ability to continue generating revenue for us are abolished - no EPA, zoning etc. We don't care if your ruin your land or your health, as long as you're making money. All this commerce clause nonsense stops because - hey, you're all our subjects now anyway.

All government-sponsored healthcare and welfare is stopped. You're just colonial peons, we're not wasting money on supporting you. If you want to support each other, go right ahead. As long as you're paying your taxes, we don't care.

You can have whatever cars, guns, foods etc you like. Want to drink unpasteurized milk while driving a giant diesel truck at 100mph and shooting a machinegun out the window? Fine. Your health, safety and social cohesion is of no concern to us. Do whatever you want as long as you pay your taxes.

IN RETURN

The only tax that the Crown will allow to be levied is a flat 15% on each subject's earnings in excess of $10k per annum (reasonably adjusted for inflation) and a flat 10% corporation tax charged on all company income in excess of $100k per annum. The personal tax revenue is split, so 5% of that tax is kept to run your internal colonial affairs and we get 10%. We get all the corporation tax.

If you want to make other contributions to churches, local projects, schools, charities or whatever from your share, go right ahead - but your regional governments can't force it out of you because only we can raise a tax and we already have our cut so we're not interested.

What do you say? How is this not better than what you have at the moment?

If you're interested, I can have a word with some people I know and see what we can get set up.

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I would say yes, just to have an opportunity to kick your British asses again.

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The UK is in worse shape than us.

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You bring your resources and potential. We bring our vast experience in benefiting from your resources and potential. Everyone is a winner.
 

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Sure thing jocko.



I'm ordering moar .308 now and headspacing another FAL to celebrate your arrival.

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I'm okay with this.....on one condition.





You have to take back Piers Morgan, Russell Brand, et al, and stop sending over all of your insufferable wankers over here.





Deal?





Pffft.  Yeah, I didn't think so.

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I'm okay with this.....on one condition.





You have to take back Piers Morgan, Russell Brand, et al, and stop sending over all of your insufferable wankers over here.





Deal?





Pffft.  Yeah, I didn't think so.

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Look at the great nightmare bullshit that is AU and CA and then go punch yourself in the cunt.





Would rather die a free poor man than a poor subject of the winkled bag on cunt that is the queen.

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FPNI

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Dear Brit chap:



Respectfully, no.



Sincerely,

America.