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Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:26:44 AM EDT
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I've learned that, for some, eating lead paint chips as a child really can lead to erratic behavior later in life.


Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:27:41 AM EDT
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That even though there is a Religion Forum, GD will be spammed with Jesus is Risen™ stories on Easter.
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He has risen indeed
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:27:47 AM EDT
[#3]
Entertainment at its finest.
Daily dose required.  



Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:28:44 AM EDT
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He has risen indeed
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That even though there is a Religion Forum, GD will be spammed with Jesus is Risen™ stories on Easter.


He has risen indeed



Apparently several times today alone.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:32:51 AM EDT
[#5]

Some recurring themes in GD:



There are too many heathens who put beans in chili. (it's true)
AK's belong in the trash.

You're a hipster for owning Apple products. (I love my MBP and my iPhone, and I used to be completely against Apple)

Bikini pics are verboten, but graphic pictures of death and dismemberment are OK.

You're soft if you drive anything other than a hardcore Jeep with multiple locking diffs, solid axle, oversized MT tires, and crank windows. Brodzer diesel trucks are also acceptable.

You are either a Glock guy, or a 1911 guy. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND!!!!!!!



Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:33:29 AM EDT
[#6]
chili may or may not have beans.

Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:37:10 AM EDT
[#7]
That a Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber thread will still get about 5 pages, but a thread about something interesting will be lucky to get 15 replys.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:43:19 AM EDT
[#8]
I've also learned that you can have a so called "entry level" AR that fires without flaw every single time, many in GD will call it a "worthless piece of shit".

On the flip side,

You'll see a thread where a "tier 1" AR has had reoccurring malfunctions, and it's not "broken in".
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:43:38 AM EDT
[#9]
Even when you are right someone will tell you that you are wrong.
Everyone puts their foot in their mouth at one time or another.
There are always those that will misconstrue your words and try to start shit.
Lastly, this place has some really smart and well read people.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:45:16 AM EDT
[#10]
tipping is serious, tip no matter what if its shitty food, slow service....just fuckin tip!!
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:54:23 AM EDT
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Some recurring themes in GD:

There are too many heathens who put beans in chili. (it's true)AK's belong in the trash.
You're a hipster for owning Apple products. (I love my MBP and my iPhone, and I used to be completely against Apple)
Bikini pics are verboten, but graphic pictures of death and dismemberment are OK.
You're soft if you drive anything other than a hardcore Jeep with multiple locking diffs, solid axle, oversized MT tires, and crank windows. Brodzer diesel trucks are also acceptable.
You are either a Glock guy, or a 1911 guy. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND!!!!!!![img]http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_abused.gif[/img]

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There is a job.  Jennifer Love Hewitt can get the job done.....as could Rosie O Donnell.  They could do the job well and both be exceptional at it.....whichever one you pick says something about you though
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:58:11 AM EDT
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There are always those that will misconstrue your words and try to start shit.
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Even when you clarify what you meant. Some people are here just because they love to argue.


Link Posted: 4/20/2014 10:58:28 AM EDT
[#13]
I learned that Denmark swiped Estonia's flag.

 
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:00:33 AM EDT
[#14]
God is a great repository of knowledge on debt, finance, economics, understanding futures markets, understanding how the fed works.

I came here for relationship advice, but stayed for the gay, brony, open carry, religious threads.

Eta:  also a great place to find out this weeks white privilege deals.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:00:53 AM EDT
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I disagree.
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There are people who will argue with you about ANYTHING.

I disagree.



I disagree with your disagreement.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:01:41 AM EDT
[#16]
All LE shoots are good shoots.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:03:07 AM EDT
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All LE shoots are bad shoots.
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Kind of depends on the crowd in GD at any moment
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:06:45 AM EDT
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When people do those threads where they "name their last fart"

The response "The Hunt for the Red October"  may or may not be traumatizing
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:07:48 AM EDT
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The important question is "Did he see his shadow?"
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:16:07 AM EDT
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The important question is "Did he see his shadow?"
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That even though there is a Religion Forum, GD will be spammed with Jesus is Risen™ stories on Easter.


The important question is "Did he see his shadow?"


Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:23:33 AM EDT
[#21]
That I don't have the most twisted sense of humor nor am I the sickest sob on this here planet.  
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:25:40 AM EDT
[#22]
I have learned that Mr. Policeman is not my friend, and no matter what I learned from Sesame Street, can't wait to shoot me and/or my dog. Especially in Alabama, where LE is operator as f*ck.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:33:32 AM EDT
[#23]
Dag



Fo




The triple face palm













Seriously though, GD scoops most news networks.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:45:55 AM EDT
[#24]
The simplest things will piss people off.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:46:21 AM EDT
[#25]
I had no idea what a Brony, a Furry or a Juggalo was before GD. I think I was better off.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:47:44 AM EDT
[#26]
People love fantasizing about criminals being anally raped. They would probably vote for mandatory gay sex for speeding tickets
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 11:51:06 AM EDT
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I learned:

To give a girl a fruit plate to lure her into the bedroom, and then to use the paper plate to keep balls from touching as you and a buddy DP her

That handcuffing a girl to the bar will be seen as creepy rather than flirty.

That there are people out there who make chili without the magical fruit.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:07:36 PM EDT
[#28]
GD makes $100,000+
GD has no debt.
GD is 5%> body fat.
GD is hung like a horse.
GD only dates super models.
GD consist of non collectors and shoots everything they own.
GD was prepared for the 2013 Panic, therefore they didn't panic buy.
GD consist of perfect marksmen.
GD can regularly find .22 ammo in the stores for $0.05 or less.
GD doesn't watch TV, but can tell you everything about a particular show/series.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:10:06 PM EDT
[#29]
Many interesting people on here
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:10:27 PM EDT
[#30]
How to get a cat off.


Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:12:55 PM EDT
[#31]
Siihpapp
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:13:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Nobody here is on the same side.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:16:27 PM EDT
[#33]
Atheists are annoying trolls.
As much as people here say that they are freedom lovers, most of them arent.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:19:56 PM EDT
[#34]
That reading is for faggots.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:19:57 PM EDT
[#35]
When somebody tells you to google something, don't.






Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:36:38 PM EDT
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If it's Russian it's automatically commie trash. No matter what!
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:52:25 PM EDT
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I have learned how to properly spell:

dag
kitteh
babnanas
sammich

I have learned "cool story bro" is always a funny response, but my wife doesn't think so.

I have learned cops hate dags, and will shoot mine the first chance they get.

I have learned no matter how good or bad my dating/sex life, someone, somewhere has it far better or worse, and most likely has a funnier story than me.

I have learned that almost all of GD is 6'2'', 190 pounds of pure tier 1 operator muscle.

I have learned never to mention my wife in a thread unless I also want to post a picture or else no one will participate.

I have learned it is acceptable to comment on a thread without ever really reading the initial post.

I have learned that posting a gif is almost always an acceptable response to any question.

I have learned that you either think all pit bulls must die or that they are the best pets on planet earth, there is no middle ground.

I have learned that no matter what, since I joined in 2013, no one will ever really like me.


But above it all, I have learned that there is a lot of pretty decent people here, most of which Id love to have  a beer with.
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Follow the GD GD rules, and people will like you.

IOW, the pics ain't loading...
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:53:57 PM EDT
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That even though there is a Religion Forum, GD will be spammed with Jesus is Risen™ stories on Easter.


The important question is "Did he see his shadow?"


WINNING!

Sacrilege post of 2014.

Yer goin' ta Hell.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:55:13 PM EDT
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True dat.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:56:02 PM EDT
[#40]
Everything
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 1:04:11 PM EDT
[#41]
I've learned a lot of useful things.



And that GD is collectively retarded
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 1:07:02 PM EDT
[#42]
To answer the OP: it seems the people who talk about GD with the most distain, things like people who post in GD are fat, or stupid, or basement dwellers, or emotional, irrational, or hypocrites tend to be those who  spend an awful lot of time in the forum they say they hate.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 1:13:33 PM EDT
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I learned that I'm not the only obese, type 2 diabetic that uses a CPAP to sleep.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 1:19:13 PM EDT
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Follow the GD GD rules, and people will like you.

IOW, the pics ain't loading...
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Follow the GD GD rules, and people will like you.

IOW, the pics ain't loading...


Wait!! I thought that rule only applied to the OP.........Fuck. Just when I thought I was getting a handle on things.........
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 1:26:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2014 1:26:34 PM EDT
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Can't bring fire on an airplane.
AK's belong in the trashcan.
You have to get both of everything.
You can throw your rifle in your driveway to get that 'worn' look.
If your favorite rifle isn't an AR type rifle, then you are wrong.
Never eat at Ryan's Steakhouse.
87 is always the answer when dealing with numerical questions.
ARFCOMMERs' suck at boating.
If you are an ARFCOMMER and get married you have the possibility of getting the ARFCOM curse at some point in your life. Especially if you have lots of toys.
Always blade at 45 degrees to disengage a target at Walmart.
You always FO. Never GO.
We will never figure out what gun Pacino used in HEAT.
If you ever mention that you have an SO or GF in a thread, you must post pics. (If not, your chances of encountering the ARFCOM curse supposedly go up.)
FU AROCK.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 1:29:39 PM EDT
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Oh, and (most) threads are worthless without pics.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 1:31:27 PM EDT
[#48]
Too Long Did....Fuck it TLDR
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 1:36:32 PM EDT
[#49]
Male Teacher, Male Student - FUCK NO, CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!!!
Male Teacher, Female Student - Guilty, throw him in jail for molesting that Poor Girl!!
Female Teacher, Male Student - Need better pics to determine guilt.
Female Teacher, Female Student - OMG HOT!!!
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 1:38:02 PM EDT
[#50]
Lay low.
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