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Posted: 4/19/2014 3:25:15 PM EDT
Guilty or not?

Yes, A Woman Is 'Giving Birth' To A Painting In This Very NSFW Video

Oh, performance art. You never cease to amaze us.

The latest instance of eye-opening art spectacle comes to us courtesy of Swiss artist Milo Moire. During this year's Art Cologne fair in Germany, she "gave birth" to an artwork by seemingly squeezing paint eggs out of her vagina onto an empty canvas. She did so in a very public space outside the fair, providing unsuspecting passersby with a visual overload of a nude woman laboring -- quite literally -- for the sake of art.

"The 'PlopEgg Painting'...releases a loose chain of thoughts -- about the creation fear, the symbolic strength of the casual and the creative power of the femininity," the video's description reads. "At the end of this almost meditative art birth performance the stained canvas is folded up, smoothed and unfolded to a symmetrically reflected picture, astonishingly coloured and full of [strength]."
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Video at link...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/19/milo-moire_n_5174257.html
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Well that's different.
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Not guilty...but, WTF.
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I apologize for this in the name of Switzerland
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Pretty good body. Most likely a crazy as fuck lib though.
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Turns out it is just a portrait of Dan Baum.
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One doesn't usually expect these kinds of stories to come from Switzerland.



 
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:33:14 PM EDT
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I expected Germany or Florida.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:33:58 PM EDT
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Just when I think we're making headway in the *all women are not batshit crazy* debates here, this one comes along.  

Thanks crazy lady.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:34:02 PM EDT
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who reloaded the ink?
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:34:40 PM EDT
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I made the same kind of art this morning on porcelain, you should have seen it!




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Pretty good body. Most likely a crazy as fuck lib though.
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The vast majority of 'art' like this merely seems to be manifestations of mental illness.  
 
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:35:20 PM EDT
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Could I make a small fortune dropping a deuces over a canvas and labeling it art?
 





Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:35:35 PM EDT
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That's nothing.

There are women in Thailand who could paint your walls like that.


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Reminds me of Phuket.
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Damn.. how many eggs were up there??








Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:36:56 PM EDT
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I dig naked chicks, but damn.
On the other hand, not guilty.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:37:21 PM EDT
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so, thats art
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I got nothing.
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Yeah.  Nice bum and hooters, but I'm sure she's batshit crazy!
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Just when I think we're making headway in the *all women are not batshit crazy* debates here, this one comes along.  

Thanks crazy lady.
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Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:37:59 PM EDT
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Attention whoring and calling it art.
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Needs moar bacon
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Damn.. how many eggs were up there??




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She was apparently reloading each time.

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Yep...
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She was apparently reloading each time.

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I like how they had that little decency screen for when she put em up there... I mean, a woman's gotta have standards!
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:41:20 PM EDT
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Insert green weinie joke here.
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Meh.

When she can load all seven colors of the rainbow up there and expel each one on command, get back to me.


Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:43:01 PM EDT
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Nice work. And it was good she was wearing those black squares on her body.
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Over easy please.  
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:44:03 PM EDT
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That was the most stupid fucking thing since the dawn of time.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:44:53 PM EDT
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Wonder if she is related to the chick that knitted the  vag wool scarf?
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:45:02 PM EDT
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She's shown you can express art OUT of the vagina.



Can art be expressed INTO an orifice?
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:46:43 PM EDT
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This is a crime against human civilisation. Nature probably has a strong case to.
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WTF did i just watch?
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Anybody got an unedited link?
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WTF did i just watch?
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Yup
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I like how they had that little decency screen for when she put em up there... I mean, a woman's gotta have standards!
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I like how they had that little decency screen for when she put em up there... I mean, a woman's gotta have standards!


No shit. You're already naked pushing paint filled eggs out of your cooch in public, yet you need to have a cloth covering when inserting the egg.


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Attention whoring and calling it art.


Pretty much this. She's just finding a way to incorporate her exhibitionist fetish. She couldn't have done it clothed while wearing a skirt?
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They should get together and make an Easter egg basket.





 
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:55:29 PM EDT
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That's no vagina, it's an Easter basket.
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so, thats art
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That's not art, that is what art has become
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I expected Germany or Florida.
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I expected Germany or Florida.


Absolutely would be Germany Baby!!!

Ol' Hans had that camera going fast
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:58:27 PM EDT
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Shoulda used er other hole to paint obama
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 3:59:44 PM EDT
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Vaginal Rorschach test.  Tell me, Arfcom...what do you see?  

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I would...... 87 times
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Vaginal Rorschach test.  Tell me, Arfcom...what do you see?  



https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1800302_608224695939777_2886940419053976613_n.jpg
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Blood Eagle.















Link Posted: 4/19/2014 4:02:35 PM EDT
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The waitress at IHOP is in for a surprise the next time she asks me how I want my eggs.

 
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Yup
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No shit.... Huffington post OP.

Edit: NOT GUILTY
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