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Posted: 4/18/2014 10:37:06 PM EDT
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If anyone else is having problems understanding OP's post, you are not alone. Here is what I can glean from the contents of his horribly composed missive:
My friend called my cellular telephone and requested my assistance due to some automotive trouble. As I arrived, it became obvious that my friend a female acquaintance that was accompanying him had recently finished engaging in an act of sexual intercourse. To make matters worse, this female acquaintance began to inquire about my choice to remain abstinent until marriage and stated that she harbored the same values as well - all the while, she remained shirtless. Suffice to say, I found this rather hypocritical. On my return home, I passed by a random stranger who had crashed his motorcycle. The last sentence does not fit the narrative and seems to be an erroneous fact. |
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Posted: 4/18/2014 10:37:51 PM EDT
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Well, that's one way to get the thread locked. |
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Posted: 4/18/2014 10:38:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, that's one way to get the thread locked. IBT...... |
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Posted: 4/18/2014 10:38:59 PM EDT
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Pillow Pants is not gonna bite your dick off for looking at some dumb skank's tits. He will bite it off if you stick it in your girlfriend's pussy before she turns 25.
So please, wait til she turns 25. It would break my fucking heart if your dick got bitten off. |
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Posted: 4/18/2014 10:40:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
If anyone else is having problems understanding OP's post, you are not alone. Here is what I can glean from the contents of his horribly composed missive: My friend called my cellular telephone and requested my assistance due to some automotive trouble. As I arrived, it became obvious that my friend a female acquaintance that was accompanying him had recently finished engaging in an act of sexual intercourse. To make matters worse, this female acquaintance began to inquire about my choice to remain abstinent until marriage and stated that she harbored the same values as well - all the while, she remained shirtless. Suffice to say, I found this rather hypocritical. On my return home, I passed by a random stranger who had crashed his motorcycle. Well to put it in legal terms yes. This is the long and short of it. |
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Posted: 4/18/2014 10:41:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meh |
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Posted: 4/18/2014 11:22:17 PM EDT
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This thread is ......... circling the drain
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Posted: 4/18/2014 11:27:03 PM EDT
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Op is 13er but is he also 13?
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Posted: 4/18/2014 11:32:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2014 12:02:37 AM EDT
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Let me clarify. I saw no tits. Just some slut in her bra. And to me it's gross. I ain't her damn husband I don't want to see that shit. 
Awaits bashing from GD on my morals. And no I'm not gay. I have a girlfriend.
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Posted: 4/19/2014 12:05:25 AM EDT
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No one is saying you had to play with them but saying seeing tits (even in a bra) are gross just because you think the chick is a slut sounds pretty strange to most hetero males. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I like tits lol. I just don't want to see my buddy's slutty girlfriends tits. Trust me. I'll enjoy my future wife's tits. Just not some sluts. I know where those have been  No one is saying you had to play with them but saying seeing tits (even in a bra) are gross just because you think the chick is a slut sounds pretty strange to most hetero males. FIFY OP, I don't think any less of you because you're gay. It's your life, I don't care. Serious question: How old are you? |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 12:09:54 AM EDT
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OP is the one that had to make a thread to tell everyone he seen a bra and it made him feel icky. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bah. If that's the choice the OP wants to make - that's fine by me. More power to him. He has a girlfriend. Half of the guys in this thread have girlfriends whose last name is .jpg OP is the one that had to make a thread to tell everyone he seen a bra and it made him feel icky. 
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Posted: 4/19/2014 12:10:09 AM EDT
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FIFY OP, I don't think any less of you because you're gay. It's your life, I don't care. Serious question: How old are you? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I like tits lol. I just don't want to see my buddy's slutty girlfriends tits. Trust me. I'll enjoy my future wife's tits. Just not some sluts. I know where those have been No one is saying you had to play with them but saying seeing tits (even in a bra) are gross just because you think the chick is a slut sounds pretty strange to most hetero males. FIFY OP, I don't think any less of you because you're gay. It's your life, I don't care. Serious question: How old are you? No, I think the fact the the OP thinks the way he does indicates that "most" is the correct phrasing. I don't think OP is gay just incredibly young, probably under 20 and has very little real world experience. I went to high school with people with the same mentality, very few made it past the first year of college or full time employment but I am sure there was one or two. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 12:19:14 AM EDT
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This thread got weird
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Posted: 4/19/2014 12:34:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  Yeah, sounds like a real barn burner. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Rough night. Yeah, sounds like a real barn burner. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 12:45:08 AM EDT
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Love the screen name OP. It goes well with the girls are icky theme.
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Posted: 4/19/2014 12:48:07 AM EDT
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I like tits lol. I just don't want to see my buddy's slutty girlfriends tits. Trust me. I'll enjoy my future wife's tits. Just not some sluts. I know where those have been You have been raised to be terrified of one of the most wonderful aspects of life. It's a shame really. Hope the wait was worth it for you. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 1:22:11 AM EDT
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So has anyone noticed that it's a pretty good story if you go through the list of events backwards?
OP was on his way to hang out with a friend. Wound up FOS to a bike crash (which can be pretty depressing if you've never been FOS on a bike crash before, especially if there's a lot of blood and no cell service). Then he met up with his buddy for some mud time. His buddy got stuck. The chick that was accompanying his buddy took off here shirt to cheat the OP up after he told her about the bike crash guy, cause tits can remedy that depression. His buddy gets his truck stuck. The buddy gets ready to bend his female companion over a low backed chair and slip her on like a boot. The OP heads home to not cock block the buddy. The buddy calls to notify he got some and that he managed to rock his truck out, therefore unsticking it. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 1:27:25 AM EDT
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So has anyone noticed that it's a pretty good story if you go through the list of events backwards? OP was on his way to hang out with a friend. Wound up FOS to a bike crash (which can be pretty depressing if you've never been FOS on a bike crash before, especially if there's a lot of blood and no cell service). Then he met up with his buddy for some mud time. His buddy got stuck. The chick that was accompanying his buddy took off here shirt to cheat the OP up after he told her about the bike crash guy, cause tits can remedy that depression. His buddy gets his truck stuck. The buddy gets ready to bend his female companion over a low backed chair and slip her on like a boot. The OP heads home to not cock block the buddy. The buddy calls to notify he got some and that he managed to rock his truck out, therefore unsticking it. I like your story better. Got any pics? |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 1:36:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So has anyone noticed that it's a pretty good story if you go through the list of events backwards? OP was on his way to hang out with a friend. Wound up FOS to a bike crash (which can be pretty depressing if you've never been FOS on a bike crash before, especially if there's a lot of blood and no cell service). Then he met up with his buddy for some mud time. His buddy got stuck. The chick that was accompanying his buddy took off here shirt to cheat the OP up after he told her about the bike crash guy, cause tits can remedy that depression. His buddy gets his truck stuck. The buddy gets ready to bend his female companion over a low backed chair and slip her on like a boot. The OP heads home to not cock block the buddy. The buddy calls to notify he got some and that he managed to rock his truck out, therefore unsticking it.  |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 2:21:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I like tits lol. I just don't want to see my buddy's slutty girlfriends tits. Trust me. I'll enjoy my future wife's tits. Just not some sluts. I know where those have been |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 2:27:40 AM EDT
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I want to see all tits, slutty or not. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I like tits lol. I just don't want to see my buddy's slutty girlfriends tits. Trust me. I'll enjoy my future wife's tits. Just not some sluts. I know where those have been Ive seen alot of words used to describe tits, slutty however , is a new one . I could use some slutty tits 
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Posted: 4/19/2014 2:49:17 AM EDT
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Ive seen alot of words used to describe tits, slutty however , is a new one . I could use some slutty tits Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I like tits lol. I just don't want to see my buddy's slutty girlfriends tits. Trust me. I'll enjoy my future wife's tits. Just not some sluts. I know where those have been Ive seen alot of words used to describe tits, slutty however , is a new one . I could use some slutty tits Have we hit upon a new genre? Can someone clearly define the requirements for a pair of tits to be slutty? I need this information in order to make sure I'm masturbating to the proper porn. 
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Posted: 4/19/2014 3:09:26 AM EDT
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OP tells his buddy to pull out so he can get pulled out....
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Posted: 4/19/2014 3:12:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2014 3:12:54 AM EDT
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I wouldn't have pulled out.
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Posted: 4/19/2014 3:13:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2014 3:20:37 AM EDT
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Your friend calls you up for a favor..he needs a ride somewhere.
Being the faithful (gullible) friend you are, you show up only to find out he wants you to do something that could make you wind up in jail..(would love to provide details, but not sure if it would get me banned or not). awkwardness ensues when you tell said friend to never contact you again... |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 3:32:26 AM EDT
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Reminded me of the night I was heading back home from catfishing and there was a chopped Harley on fire in the middle of the road with "biker Bob" and his woman looking on.
I put the fire out and we moved it off to the side of the road as best we could. I gave them a ride into town and neither said a word all the way other than thank you. They both seemed in shock. Neither was injured. I went back the next evening and the burnt-out bike was still there. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 3:39:28 AM EDT
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Sluts are great! Tits are great!
I fail to see the problem OP. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 4:07:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I did make sure that the biker got help. Hahaha and for the rest of you assholes how would you like that to be your daughter getting plowed in the back of a planted f150? Life gave her lemons so she was making some lemonade. That shows initiative and independent thinking. OP, why do you hate women who show initiative and independent thinking? |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 4:39:23 AM EDT
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OP, this shit belongs on your facebook page so your teenage buddies can talk about it.
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Posted: 4/19/2014 4:58:31 AM EDT
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Your buddy calls you to get pulled out and you show up to find him and his latest slut "girlfriend" just done fucking. To pour gas on the fire she was shirtless and isntatly began to talk to me about my choice to save myself for marriage and how she was also (SHIRTLESS!) on the first date.... Then on the way home I find some poor fat bastard fell of his motorcycle in the middle of the road. Rough night. Let's hear it GD. And no I don't have pictures of her in her damn bra. Although you nasty bastards woulda loved that What I really want to know if where they found enough mud to get stuck, in Texas, in this drought, for fucks sake... |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:04:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Let me clarify. I saw no tits. Just some slut in her bra. And to me it's gross. And no I'm not gay. I've got some news for you son... |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:09:37 AM EDT
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Did he make sure he pulled out? |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:13:21 AM EDT
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This thread reminds me of conversations with high school kids I work with. I think to myself, "Holy fucking shit, was I like this when I was 17?????"  That depends, were you gay when you were 17? |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:16:29 AM EDT
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If anyone else is having problems understanding OP's post, you are not alone. Here is what I can glean from the contents of his horribly composed missive: My friend called my cellular telephone and requested my assistance due to some automotive trouble. As I arrived, it became obvious that my friend a female acquaintance that was accompanying him had recently finished engaging in an act of sexual intercourse. To make matters worse, this female acquaintance began to inquire about my choice to remain abstinent until marriage and stated that she harbored the same values as well - all the while, she remained shirtless. Suffice to say, I found this rather hypocritical. On my return home, I passed by a random stranger who had crashed his motorcycle. The last sentence does not fit the narrative and seems to be an erroneous fact. The composition above is superior to the original post. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:18:12 AM EDT
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Let me clarify. I saw no tits. Just some slut in her bra. And to me it's gross. I ain't her damn husband I don't want to see that shit.
Awaits bashing from GD on my morals. And no I'm not gay. I have a girlfriend. What's his name? |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:20:44 AM EDT
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That awkward moment when you read a thread started by ComeandtakeitTexas
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:23:56 AM EDT
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Let me clarify. I saw no tits. Just some slut in her bra. And to me it's gross. I ain't her damn husband I don't want to see that shit.
Awaits bashing from GD on my morals. And no I'm not gay. I have a girlfriend. Sorry sir, but you seem to have caught teh ghey. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:24:44 AM EDT
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I've got some news for you son... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Let me clarify. I saw no tits. Just some slut in her bra. And to me it's gross. And no I'm not gay. I've got some news for you son... Wow this guy would have a fucking heart attack on a beach in a foreign country. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:28:25 AM EDT
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I should also mention that if you aren't a troll, there are a few lets say hypocritical parts to your post.
Girl = slut for doing something Your friend = whatever no big deal My guess is you want to show us what a good and virtuous person you are, by judging people, how quaint. The 11th century would have called for their village idiot back, but they all died horribly of disease. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:29:26 AM EDT
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The odds on finding a girl that you know 100% where her tits have been border line on delusional. No where in the "being a virgin" handbook does it say she cant suck a dick... I'm going to jump on the OP is young bandwagon as a really bad night would have went "Slutty tits McGee came up and started telling me how she had awesome morals. Degenerate friend and I convince her YOLO and proceeded to initiate devils threeway. No paper plates so not only did balls rub, but became chaffed. Dick region burns from chaffing and I cant remember if i pulled out."
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:29:34 AM EDT
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OP mentioned sluts and no pics.
Ban him. |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:30:53 AM EDT
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I suppose I see the personality before her physical features. Her personality was fucking nasty so it makes her in general gross. Let me translate this "man, I really wish I could pull some fine trim like that!" |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:38:24 AM EDT
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How in the fuck did you being gay saving yourself for marriage come up in the conversation?
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:41:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryWow this guy would have a fucking heart attack on a beach in a foreign country. Fidy |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:44:19 AM EDT
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Your buddy calls you to get pulled out and you show up to find him and his latest slut "girlfriend" just done fucking. To pour gas on the fire she was shirtless and isntatly began to talk to me about my choice to save myself for marriage and how she was also (SHIRTLESS!) on the first date.... Then on the way home I find some poor fat bastard fell of his motorcycle in the middle of the road. Rough night. Let's hear it GD. And no I don't have pictures of her in her damn bra. Although you nasty bastards woulda loved that First time seeing a half naked woman? |
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:46:41 AM EDT
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So is your buddy a slut that has substandard moral fortitude since he engaged in coitus with the aforementioned female slut?
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Posted: 4/19/2014 5:53:38 AM EDT
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Just because she likes to blow your buddy and let him SIIHP doesn't mean she's not saving herself for marriage.
OP, do you avoid swimming pools, in fear someone might be wearing a bikini? |
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