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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.
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Go for it.... I'm desperate. I'd put up with a little crazy for someone that hot... especially when I don't really have much else going on.
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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you. View Quote Chillax dude! |
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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you. View Quote You post the most fucked up shit. |
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throat fuck her, leave your babies on the ground, spit on her box, and walk away
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Quoted: This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you. View Quote Is this some copypasta joke I haven't been made aware of yet? Relax dude, life is short and some dudes ain't cut out for marriage right now. And remember this is GD, 97% of what gets posted is bullshit.
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"Let's give it a couple go 'rounds and I'll see if you're worthy." "If so, then lemme ask my wife!
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Her and her pimp are going to rob you, shank you, and leave you for dead.
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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies." http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg What do you do? Pole inbound. Yep. I'd have some pole inbound for her. ETA: I did not have time to read this whole thread. If it was revealed up above somewhere that "she" has a penis, then please disregard this post. |
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I wouldn't tell her I'm sterile, and just respond with "I'm trying! Maybe next time!" after each hit.
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Take her to my doctor and pay for a Provera shot.
Let the games begin! |
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I would immediately recognize that I was being set up to be robbed.
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I would make this face then this face then maybe this face then I'd run...
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I'd tell the old lady she was about to watch me creampie some blanks into a strange piece of ass. |
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I've said it before ........ 13er's should NOT be able to start threads. Come on, it's '14 and getting hot outside. When is this going to stop.. |
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1. That would indicate a high level of crazy.
2. If ARFCOM has taught me anything, it's never stick your dick in the crazy. |
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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies." http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg What do you do? Pole inbound. View Quote One thing I learned from watching horror films: if a hot chick comes on to a guy like me, I'd better put my back against the wall and reach for my gun because her biker/sociopath/possessed/alien boyfriend is sneaking up on me with a meat cleaver. |
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View Quote Beat me to it |
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Quoted: This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you. View Quote |
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Assuming she ain't married and doesn't have a penis, I'd raise my head towards the heavens and praise God.
Then take her home and give her the best 60 seconds of her life. |
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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you. View Quote Do you know how we can tell if somebody hasn't been laid in awhile? |
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This whole thread is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you. View Quote But what did you think the OP meant when he said "pole inbound"? |
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Crazed FSA bitch looking for new baby-daddy. Run don't look back.
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Draw and shoot her twice in the chest and once in the head.
Pivot 180 degrees and begin rapid fire suppression of all adult males within range. Clearly an organ harvesting ring is making a play for me. But I'm no chump! And I would snoopy dance off the field of play. |
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