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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:05:38 AM EDT

Hold on to your ass Fred...

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:07:00 AM EDT

[#1]

Hey young lady, I need a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper and make it fast I am in a God Damn hurry....

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:08:35 AM EDT

[#2]

There is no way... no way you came from my loins. When we get home I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:14:32 AM EDT

[#3]

Daddy... My zipper is stuck.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:15:37 AM EDT

[#4]

Do the letters FO mean anything to you?

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:17:46 AM EDT

[#5]

Nobody...nobody makes Sheriff Buford T Justice look like a possums pecker

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:18:30 AM EDT

[#6]

Banzai!!!

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:19:18 AM EDT

[#7]

" Hey sheriff do the letters F O mean anything to you?"

smart alec

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:20:31 AM EDT

[#8]

I got wall-to-wall County Mounties and Mountie Mounties.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:21:40 AM EDT

[#9]

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags."

Is it coincidence that there was a Smokey and the Bandit quote thread posted one year ago??

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1470973__ARCHIVED_THREAD____Give_me_a_diablo_sandwich__a_Dr__Pepper__and_make_it_quick__I_m_in_a_god_d_mn_hurry_______.html&page=1

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:30:36 AM EDT

[#10]

"I'm to pooped to pop"

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:37:08 AM EDT

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"YOU WANT SOMEIN?"
"Hush puppies, daddy."
"WE AINT GOT NO TIME FO DAT CRAP."

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:38:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:42:50 AM EDT

[#13]

You sum bitch. You did that on purpose. You're going away 'till you're gray. I got the evidence.

Posted: 4/17/2014 9:43:49 AM EDT

[#14]

East Bound and Down!

Posted: 4/17/2014 9:52:12 AM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 4/17/2014 9:53:09 AM EDT

[#16]

Thank you nice lady

Ive used that on waitresses before and gotten some odd looks from it, guess they weren't fans of the bandit.

Posted: 4/17/2014 10:05:18 AM EDT

[#17]

The God damn Germans got nothing to do with it!

Posted: 4/17/2014 10:08:22 AM EDT

[#18]

Hey, is she wearing a *wedding dress*?

"She was."

"What's she wearing now? Come back. Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin' in your ears? Tell me what that girl's got on. Her mind!

Posted: 4/17/2014 10:12:03 AM EDT

[#19]

I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor!

Posted: 4/17/2014 10:13:49 AM EDT

[#20]

That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?

Posted: 4/17/2014 10:15:29 AM EDT

[#21]

I always wished I had a W-900, but guess I have to settle with my A model T-600

"Talk to me guitar"

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:45:06 PM EDT

[#22]

I think I just went 10-100.

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:46:35 PM EDT

[#23]

"You can think about it, but don't do it".

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:49:24 PM EDT

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CSB time. I work with Sally Fields older brother. He is a physics professor.

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:50:13 PM EDT

[#25]

Jackie Gleason was a genius. Every line was delivered perfectly. The diner scene always cracks me up.

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:50:57 PM EDT

[#26]

It all depends on what part of the country you're in how dumb you are.

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:55:22 PM EDT

[#27]

I think I have asked at least twice over the years and still don't know what is in a Diablo sammy.

Anyone?

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:56:33 PM EDT

[#28]

Well, the more wheels I got

the better I like it.

I'm the brother of a truck-driving mother

boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity.

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:56:57 PM EDT

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That's better than 10-200

"You sounded a little taller on the radio!"

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:57:58 PM EDT

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well it's better than a 10-200

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:01:02 PM EDT

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that is my favorite line from the movie

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:02:15 PM EDT

[#32]

My hat blew off, Daddy

I hope your goddamn head was in it

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:02:20 PM EDT

[#33]

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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:07:43 PM EDT

[#34]

I need to pull off, suck up a little go-go juice, and put some groceries down my neck.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:10:36 PM EDT

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Pedal, not petal. Get it right, Sally.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:15:53 PM EDT

[#36]

I have had my own Bandit since 1985

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:21:57 PM EDT

[#37]

Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:23:49 PM EDT

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I think I have asked at least twice over the years and still don't know what is in a Diablo sammy.

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From Food.com

Diablo Sandwich

1 lb lean ground beef, browned

1 (1 ounce) packet taco seasoning mix (follow directions as to adding water)

1 cup whole kernel corn (frozen or canned)

1 cup diced tomato

Lettuce

sour cream

4 burger type buns, toasted

Combine all ingredients except lettuce and sour cream in a pan for 15 minutes to an hour, the longer the better.

Lay out lettuce on bottom of toasted buns, scoop out even amounts of meat mixture onto buns, follow with a dollop of sour cream.

Best served with fries and Dr. Pepper.

Read more: <a href="http://www.food.com/recipe/diablo-sandwich-410139?oc=linkback">http://www.food.com/recipe/diablo-sandwich-410139?oc=linkback</a>

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:32:52 PM EDT

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I am jelly....closest I got was a 79 'bird 4.9L

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:35:46 PM EDT

[#40]

That's an attention getter !!

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:40:23 PM EDT

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From Food.com
Diablo Sandwich

1 lb lean ground beef, browned
1 (1 ounce) packet taco seasoning mix (follow directions as to adding water)
1 cup whole kernel corn (frozen or canned)
1 cup diced tomato
Lettuce
sour cream
4 burger type buns, toasted

Combine all ingredients except lettuce and sour cream in a pan for 15 minutes to an hour, the longer the better.

Lay out lettuce on bottom of toasted buns, scoop out even amounts of meat mixture onto buns, follow with a dollop of sour cream.

Best served with fries and Dr. Pepper.

Read more: <a href="http://www.food.com/recipe/diablo-sandwich-410139?oc=linkback">http://www.food.com/recipe/diablo-sandwich-410139?oc=linkback</a>

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I think I have asked at least twice over the years and still don't know what is in a Diablo sammy.

Anyone?

From Food.com
Diablo Sandwich

1 lb lean ground beef, browned
1 (1 ounce) packet taco seasoning mix (follow directions as to adding water)
1 cup whole kernel corn (frozen or canned)
1 cup diced tomato
Lettuce
sour cream
4 burger type buns, toasted

Combine all ingredients except lettuce and sour cream in a pan for 15 minutes to an hour, the longer the better.

Lay out lettuce on bottom of toasted buns, scoop out even amounts of meat mixture onto buns, follow with a dollop of sour cream.

Best served with fries and Dr. Pepper.

Read more: <a href="http://www.food.com/recipe/diablo-sandwich-410139?oc=linkback">http://www.food.com/recipe/diablo-sandwich-410139?oc=linkback</a>

D'oh.

Would you believe Googling it never crossed my mind? Thanks, that actually sounds good. Might use Rotel instead of plain tomato, it is my new favorite canned food.