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Posted: 4/17/2014 3:39:28 PM EDT

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Fap?

Posted: 4/17/2014 3:40:18 PM EDT

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Fuck, went off twice.

Posted: 4/17/2014 3:40:49 PM EDT

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Stick them together, one page at a time

Posted: 4/17/2014 3:43:12 PM EDT

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Donate to a woman's studies class.

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Nailed it

Posted: 4/17/2014 3:51:51 PM EDT

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Vanessa Williams reign as Miss America was destroyed by that issue.

And if you are caught with it, your life will be destroyed, too.

Traci Lords was under 18 in that issue, it's child porn.

Burn it before it burns you.

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Got the one with Traci Lords, was that the one with Madonna or Vanessa Williams?

Vanessa Williams reign as Miss America was destroyed by that issue.

And if you are caught with it, your life will be destroyed, too.

Traci Lords was under 18 in that issue, it's child porn.

Burn it before it burns you.

I was asking the OP if he had it. I did have it once but I left it in a locked sea bag at my parent's house when I was in college, they cut the lock an disposed of all my porn back in the late 1980's before it was known Traci Lords was underage. I do have a VHS tape of hers that I converted to a video file, the one movie she did as an adult that she owned all rights to.

Traci Lords also did softcore porn and one was just recently on Cinemax or Showtime free weekend.

Posted: 4/17/2014 4:23:25 PM EDT

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I'll tell you I really am tossing them in the dump, playboy too but I've reviewed a few, bunch of liberal BS in both of the publications.
I get a kick out of the ads though

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You actually read the articles?

Posted: 4/17/2014 4:28:33 PM EDT

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I was asking the OP if he had it. I did have it once but I left it in a locked sea bag at my parent's house when I was in college, they cut the lock an disposed of all my porn back in the late 1980's before it was known Traci Lords was underage. I do have a VHS tape of hers that I converted to a video file, the one movie she did as an adult that she owned all rights to.

Traci Lords also did softcore porn and one was just recently on Cinemax or Showtime free weekend.

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Got the one with Traci Lords, was that the one with Madonna or Vanessa Williams?

Vanessa Williams reign as Miss America was destroyed by that issue.

And if you are caught with it, your life will be destroyed, too.

Traci Lords was under 18 in that issue, it's child porn.

Burn it before it burns you.

I was asking the OP if he had it. I did have it once but I left it in a locked sea bag at my parent's house when I was in college, they cut the lock an disposed of all my porn back in the late 1980's before it was known Traci Lords was underage. I do have a VHS tape of hers that I converted to a video file, the one movie she did as an adult that she owned all rights to.

Traci Lords also did softcore porn and one was just recently on Cinemax or Showtime free weekend.

I used to own a copy myself, and I burned it a long time ago. She definitely looked over the age of consent, officer....

Posted: 4/17/2014 4:29:35 PM EDT

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That stuff is considered PG-13, now.

Very hard to fapp to once you've seen "Par-ee".

Posted: 4/17/2014 4:35:40 PM EDT

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I have a whole bin full of old playboys I need to get rid of to. Let me know what you end up doing with them.

Posted: 4/17/2014 4:40:20 PM EDT

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I've always wondered about that Traci Lords stuff. Did the .gov really go after the end video owners who bought it thinking it was legal?

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:14:05 PM EDT

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Freakin' THIS.

Scatter them randomly around town. It will mostly be humored/embarrassed adults who find them, but a few lucky boys will find them and be forever grateful. As a kid, I found a few pages of one on the sidewalk as I walked home from 8th grade. All wide-eyed and full of "holy shit!", I stashed them in my backpack without even breaking stride. I felt like I'd won the lottery. What a great memory.

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Hide them in the woods where all of the teenagers go to drink beer.

Freakin' THIS.

Scatter them randomly around town. It will mostly be humored/embarrassed adults who find them, but a few lucky boys will find them and be forever grateful. As a kid, I found a few pages of one on the sidewalk as I walked home from 8th grade. All wide-eyed and full of "holy shit!", I stashed them in my backpack without even breaking stride. I felt like I'd won the lottery. What a great memory.

Night Stands at Motels and Hotels.

Posted: 4/17/2014 5:15:16 PM EDT

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Donate them to church

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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:56:48 PM EDT

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Punch your clown!!!

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:03:44 PM EDT

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Drop them off at the local high school. Oh shit, this isn't 1985. Today's kids have no use for magazines.

Send them back to Larry Flint.

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Larry Flynt published Hustler.

Get your publishers of fine literature correct.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:06:03 PM EDT

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I'd like to find a couple that I had as a teen. They were from the mid-70s and an eye-opening experience to me.

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Is that how you earned your SN?

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:13:00 PM EDT

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I was asking the OP if he had it. I did have it once but I left it in a locked sea bag at my parent's house when I was in college, they cut the lock an disposed of all my porn back in the late 1980's before it was known Traci Lords was underage. I do have a VHS tape of hers that I converted to a video file, the one movie she did as an adult that she owned all rights to.

Traci Lords also did softcore porn and one was just recently on Cinemax or Showtime free weekend.

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Got the one with Traci Lords, was that the one with Madonna or Vanessa Williams?

Vanessa Williams reign as Miss America was destroyed by that issue.

And if you are caught with it, your life will be destroyed, too.

Traci Lords was under 18 in that issue, it's child porn.

Burn it before it burns you.

I was asking the OP if he had it. I did have it once but I left it in a locked sea bag at my parent's house when I was in college, they cut the lock an disposed of all my porn back in the late 1980's before it was known Traci Lords was underage. I do have a VHS tape of hers that I converted to a video file, the one movie she did as an adult that she owned all rights to.

Traci Lords also did softcore porn and one was just recently on Cinemax or Showtime free weekend.

I'm out of town right now, but I'm going to look when I get back.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:15:05 PM EDT

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I checked eBay. There doesnt seem to be any sort of demand for these. I'm thinking the EE for .22lr.

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:23:36 AM EDT

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I've always wondered about that Traci Lords stuff. Did the .gov really go after the end video owners who bought it thinking it was legal?

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Video guy (store owner) who we knew well smiled when I asked him about those tapes. "They fell in the lake."

Nobody believed she was, what, 16 or something.

Posted: 4/18/2014 4:30:07 AM EDT

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Video guy (store owner) who we knew well smiled when I asked him about those tapes. "They fell in the lake."

Nobody believed she was, what, 16 or something.

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I've always wondered about that Traci Lords stuff. Did the .gov really go after the end video owners who bought it thinking it was legal?

Video guy (store owner) who we knew well smiled when I asked him about those tapes. "They fell in the lake."

Nobody believed she was, what, 16 or something.

Like all my guns.

Posted: 4/18/2014 6:54:36 AM EDT

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I haven't really looked at any of them, but I found one as far back as 1971. They may go back further. They are all in excellent condition. I need to move soon and not sure what to do with them. Are they worth anything?

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Find the one with Tracey L. and sell it.

BIG MONEY, if you don't get busted.