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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:24:04 AM EDT
[#1]
Are you kidding? Do you have any idea what those will be worth after the apocalypse? Without electronic porn, what will people do?
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:26:55 AM EDT
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Put them on the EE as an experiment. Let's see if the COC allows it!
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:27:16 AM EDT
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Wait until the next mass shooting, and then use them as a facade to sell 30rd magazines on Craigslist.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:28:29 AM EDT
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Will ebay let you sell them? Bet there is somebody somewhere seriously collecting those
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:30:49 AM EDT
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i'll trade you some 22 lr for them Really? Why don't you two get a room 
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:31:02 AM EDT
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That's a lot of glorious bush.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:34:13 AM EDT
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This now playboy would gather more, but vintage Penthouse should make at least a couple bucks (maybe $5) over cover price. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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e bay make a few bucks This now playboy would gather more, but vintage Penthouse should make at least a couple bucks (maybe $5) over cover price. I looked a round as I have stacks of Playboy that were my Dads , most are slow sellers or almost give away prices |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:35:29 AM EDT
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Commence a fapocalypse like the world has never seen before.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:35:36 AM EDT
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Are you kidding? Do you have any idea what those will be worth after the apocalypse? Without electronic porn, what will people do?
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:49:41 AM EDT
[#10]
Get some wallpaper paste and re-do your house's interior.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:04:53 AM EDT
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I still have the Jimmy Swaggert mistress issue......why I don't know. That was one ugly road whore.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:07:07 AM EDT
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Mail to this guy. I will take good care of them in my Man Cave. NY hasn't banned them yet? |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:19:18 AM EDT
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I had every pre 76 Playboy and many Penthouse and others that I had to abandon when I moved to AK, the ones that were not glued shut were quite valuable
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:24:28 AM EDT
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Hide them in the woods where all of the teenagers go to drink beer. Freakin' THIS. Scatter them randomly around town. It will mostly be humored/embarrassed adults who find them, but a few lucky boys will find them and be forever grateful. As a kid, I found a few pages of one on the sidewalk as I walked home from 8th grade. All wide-eyed and full of "holy shit!", I stashed them in my backpack without even breaking stride. I felt like I'd won the lottery. What a great memory. 
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:53:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:00:24 AM EDT
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I haven't really looked at any of them, but I found one as far back as 1971. They may go back further. They are all in excellent condition. I need to move soon and not sure what to do with them. Are they worth anything? wanna guess how i know your gay? |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:04:29 AM EDT
[#17]
Seriously, use them for some kind of prank.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:05:10 AM EDT
[#18]
Put them on E-Bay and see what happens.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 7:40:20 AM EDT
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Seal them in plastic and hide them in the woods. That seems to be what everyone else does.
How many stories have you read about a group of kids finding a stash of magazines in the woods. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 9:41:57 AM EDT
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Craigslist or ebay?
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Posted: 4/17/2014 9:42:44 AM EDT
[#21]
What kind of firearm is a "Penthouse"?
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Posted: 4/17/2014 9:45:14 AM EDT
[#22]
Rainy-day spank-fest?
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Posted: 4/17/2014 9:45:51 AM EDT
[#23]
Doubletap...slow work connection
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Posted: 4/17/2014 9:47:43 AM EDT
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wanna guess how i know your gay? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I haven't really looked at any of them, but I found one as far back as 1971. They may go back further. They are all in excellent condition. I need to move soon and not sure what to do with them. Are they worth anything? wanna guess how i know your gay? Ok, so I've flipped through a few, but something about that soft focus and bushes that I could lose myself in just don't do it for me. There's a few 2000 something mags thrown in though, that you bet I've looked at, thoroughly. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 9:48:31 AM EDT
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Saw the title and first thought was it was a new maker of AR mags.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 9:52:21 AM EDT
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I promise I can get them down range without brass being notified, in complete violation of GO#1. The brilliance of this is the plausible deniability. "... just look at the date, 1972... these were already in-country, we bought them at the local bazaar." |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 9:57:44 AM EDT
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It has been a few years, but I had several milk crates of porn mags and needed to dump them.
I called around to adult bookstores and found a place that would buy them for 25 cents a piece if the cover was intact and they weren't otherwise fucked up. There were a few magazines in the collection that I was aware would fetch real dollars on the open market but I didn't want to take the time to manage the sales. Had a buddy help me haul all the crates into the adult bookstore and walked out 30 minutes later with a fistful of money. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 9:57:54 AM EDT
[#28]
A buddy of mine had the Traci Lords centerfold on his garage wall when we were in high school. We were 16 and apparently so was she.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 10:00:49 AM EDT
[#29]
Give them to the guy in the thread with the wife who won't put out?
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Posted: 4/17/2014 10:00:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2014 10:02:43 AM EDT
[#31]
D'you ever bop your bologna?
Do you have the one with Barry Sheene's old lady in it? Early seventies. The issue, not her age. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 10:07:31 AM EDT
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Use them as jerkoff material for another 43 years?
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Posted: 4/17/2014 10:24:10 AM EDT
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I'd like to find a couple that I had as a teen. They were from the mid-70s and an eye-opening experience to me. With the context of this thread, your reply, and your screen name. I see what you did there and it can't be unseen.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 10:27:47 AM EDT
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I'm looking for a copy of May, 1985 - specifically the short story "the Second Civil War" by Benjamin Stein as detailed in this archived thread
Not sure if Benjamin Stein is the same Ben Stein we all know and love, as the story does not appear in any of his attributed works pages. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 10:29:38 AM EDT
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Mail to this guy. I will take good care of them in my Man Cave. Still having girl problems huh? Perhaps honoring your debts would change your luck. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 10:56:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm looking for a copy of May, 1985 - specifically the short story "the Second Civil War" by Benjamin Stein as detailed in this archived thread Not sure if Benjamin Stein is the same Ben Stein we all know and love, as the story does not appear in any of his attributed works pages. $3-$13 plus S&H on Amazon |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 11:02:07 AM EDT
[#37]
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Paper mache art. You won't even have to glue the pages. 
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Posted: 4/17/2014 11:07:24 AM EDT
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I'm looking for a copy of May, 1985 - specifically the short story "the Second Civil War" by Benjamin Stein as detailed in this archived thread Not sure if Benjamin Stein is the same Ben Stein we all know and love, as the story does not appear in any of his attributed works pages. I'll take a look. I'll look for that Traci Lords one too. What month/year? |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 11:29:38 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'll take a look. I'll look for that Traci Lords one too. What month/year? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm looking for a copy of May, 1985 - specifically the short story "the Second Civil War" by Benjamin Stein as detailed in this archived thread Not sure if Benjamin Stein is the same Ben Stein we all know and love, as the story does not appear in any of his attributed works pages. I'll take a look. I'll look for that Traci Lords one too. What month/year? Don't look for the Traci Lords one. If you find it, you don't have it. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 11:30:06 AM EDT
[#40]
This has got to be a trick question...
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Posted: 4/17/2014 2:05:20 PM EDT
[#41]
I'd buy some of the 80s issues for nostalgia purposes.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 2:11:45 PM EDT
[#42]
EMP proof porn is very valuable!
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Posted: 4/17/2014 2:31:53 PM EDT
[#43]
Not sure if serious.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 2:34:53 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Donate to OBGYN waiting room |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 3:08:10 PM EDT
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I haven't really looked at any of them, but I found one as far back as 1971. They may go back further. They are all in excellent condition. I need to move soon and not sure what to do with them. Are they worth anything? 1971? Sell them on eBay or send them to me. I'll trade a brick of .22 for them. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 3:24:59 PM EDT
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I had a shed broke into last year, the kids wiped out my 90's collection of penthouse, well that and a old air compressor. Damn thieves. I say equipment exchange for .22 trade, or ebay.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 3:25:28 PM EDT
[#47]
Stay hydrated.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 3:31:04 PM EDT
[#48]
Drop them off at the local high school. Oh shit, this isn't 1985. Today's kids have no use for magazines.
Send them back to Larry Flint. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 3:33:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Vanessa Williams reign as Miss America was destroyed by that issue. And if you are caught with it, your life will be destroyed, too. Traci Lords was under 18 in that issue, it's child porn. Burn it before it burns you. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Got the one with Traci Lords, was that the one with Madonna or Vanessa Williams? Vanessa Williams reign as Miss America was destroyed by that issue. And if you are caught with it, your life will be destroyed, too. Traci Lords was under 18 in that issue, it's child porn. Burn it before it burns you. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 3:35:07 PM EDT
[#50]
You know what to do
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