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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:22:05 PM EDT
Get yer ass in the bathroom if you got to fart! Nothing says uncouth female more , have some class fer gods sake!
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:22:59 PM EDT
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poop thread!
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:23:05 PM EDT
[#2]
Are you married?
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:23:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:23:13 PM EDT
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Hmm...sometimes it is hot. They fart and I offer to use my dick to plug up their ass.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:23:43 PM EDT
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Agreed.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:24:10 PM EDT
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Some guys pay extra for that.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:25:33 PM EDT
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Agreed...... For fuck sakes Im dating this girl with a 7 year old daughter... The 2 of them fart more then any two people I have ever met.. I never noticed until they moved in and got comfortable.. now?
 holy fuck...... And to make matters worse her mother is staying here for 2 weeks.... So now its 3 of them.... WTF...
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:25:59 PM EDT
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Farting doesn't stop being funny just because it's a woman doing it. It's past time for gender farting equality.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:26:10 PM EDT
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#AmericanGirlProblems
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:28:20 PM EDT
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I laughed so hard I just about shit myself the first time my wife dutch ovened me.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:28:32 PM EDT
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Theres a meme that says "Women dont fart. They whisper in their panties".
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:29:01 PM EDT
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I saw a scientific article about flatulence a few years ago, and according to whoever wrote it, the following are true facts:
1. Men fart more than women (mainly because, generally, men eat more than women). However... 2. Women's farts tend to smell worse than men's. I'm not sure what the scientific rationale behind #2 was. Well anyway that's all I've got to contribute to this thread. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:30:20 PM EDT
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Some guys pay extra for that. Bask in the ambiance 
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:30:58 PM EDT
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Damn it, just google cake farting. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:31:14 PM EDT
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OP do you run to the bathroom to fart rather than do it in front of women?
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:32:21 PM EDT
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Once the fart ice is broken, it is a free for all.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:32:40 PM EDT
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[url=http://edit[/url] Uh.... NSFW. You better edit that shit quick. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:33:06 PM EDT
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I saw a scientific article about flatulence a few years ago, and according to whoever wrote it, the following are true facts: 1. Men fart more than women (mainly because, generally, men eat more than women). However... 2. Women's farts tend to smell worse than men's. I'm not sure what the scientific rationale behind #2 was. Well anyway that's all I've got to contribute to this thread. Cheif Wood'nhead gave me nightmares for years. Women farting doesn't bother me. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:33:27 PM EDT
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OP do you run to the bathroom to fart rather than do it in front of women? I, ll excuse the question seeing your new here. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:33:49 PM EDT
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i prefer a woman who farts..
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:33:51 PM EDT
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Edited Damn it, just google cake farting. WTF!!! Why why why why?! |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:34:14 PM EDT
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*edited* Whoa in before the lock (this is the first time I've ever posted that phrase  )
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:34:29 PM EDT
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Edited Damn it, just google cake farting. You are a sick sick person. And I like that... 
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:34:38 PM EDT
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Edited Damn it, just google cake farting.
IBTL |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:35:11 PM EDT
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Whoa in before the lock (this is the first time I've ever posted that phrase )Do the guy a favor and edit that shit out of your post please. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:35:23 PM EDT
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Uh.... NSFW. You better edit that shit quick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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[url=http://edit[/url] Uh.... NSFW. You better edit that shit quick. Thanks. My video player isn't utd, and it's the first thing that popped up when I googled cake farting. Didn't see any video, so didn't realize it was NSFW. But yes, GD has taught me that cake farting is a thing. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:35:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hmm...sometimes it is hot. They fart and I offer to use my dick to plug up their ass. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:36:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:36:16 PM EDT
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Whoa in before the lock (this is the first time I've ever posted that phrase )Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Edited Whoa in before the lock (this is the first time I've ever posted that phrase )Edited it out, please do the same. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:37:40 PM EDT
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This forum is like 98% dudes.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:37:41 PM EDT
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Whoa in before the lock (this is the first time I've ever posted that phrase )Quote HistoryQuoted:
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snipI'll just leave this here[/url] Whoa in before the lock (this is the first time I've ever posted that phrase )LOLLLLLLLLLLLL FUCKING LOVE IT and I know that most of you, me at least, would lick her ass clean after that. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:39:14 PM EDT
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Agreed. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:39:23 PM EDT
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Thanks. My video player isn't utd, and it's the first thing that popped up when I googled cake farting. Didn't see any video, so didn't realize it was NSFW. But yes, GD has taught me that cake farting is a thing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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[url=http://edit[/url] Uh.... NSFW. You better edit that shit quick. Thanks. My video player isn't utd, and it's the first thing that popped up when I googled cake farting. Didn't see any video, so didn't realize it was NSFW. But yes, GD has taught me that cake farting is a thing. What the hell chickie pie!
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:40:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Edited Damn it, just google cake farting.  |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:40:28 PM EDT
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLL FUCKING LOVE IT and I know that most of you, me at least, would lick her ass clean after that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Whoa in before the lock (this is the first time I've ever posted that phrase )LOLLLLLLLLLLLL FUCKING LOVE IT and I know that most of you, me at least, would lick her ass clean after that. C'mon man, edit that shit out. The guy made a mistake and didn't realize what he was posting. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:41:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:41:54 PM EDT
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Never get into a farting contest with a woman. They're double-barreled. You don't have a chance.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:42:53 PM EDT
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Naamah, you fixed your shit, now your fate lies in the hands of those quoting you...
God speed. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:43:38 PM EDT
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Never get into a farting contest with a woman. They're double-barreled. You don't have a chance. I rost. You might turn this fart thread into a queef thread. Queefs are funnier than farts. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:44:03 PM EDT
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Edited Damn it, just google cake farting.
IBTL 
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:44:27 PM EDT
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What the motherfucking fucker fuck fuck.
FUCK!!!! Did not need that. Fuck. And I only looked at bits and pieces. This whole goddamn cakefart thread is your fault Gene. You caused this. Fuck. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:45:15 PM EDT
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*edited, to help this one not get locked*
Whoa in before the lock |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:45:33 PM EDT
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I rost. You might turn this fart thread into a queef thread. Queefs are funnier than farts. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Never get into a farting contest with a woman. They're double-barreled. You don't have a chance. I rost. You might turn this fart thread into a queef thread. Queefs are funnier than farts. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Queef?
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:46:34 PM EDT
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*edited, to help this one not get locked* Whoa in before the lock You have to edit your original post, but thanks. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:46:40 PM EDT
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IN ON 1!
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:47:13 PM EDT
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What the motherfucking fucker fuck fuck. FUCK!!!! Did not need that. Fuck. And I only looked at bits and pieces. This whole goddamn cakefart thread is your fault Gene. You caused this. Fuck. I am? I knew better than click on that
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:47:23 PM EDT
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Get use to it "Sugarbear" it happens a lot with the Waffle House clientele. Now that you own one you'll encounter it everyday.
So much Bullshit!
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:49:12 PM EDT
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Queef? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Never get into a farting contest with a woman. They're double-barreled. You don't have a chance. I rost. You might turn this fart thread into a queef thread. Queefs are funnier than farts. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Queef? Tell me you dont know what a queef is. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:49:34 PM EDT
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In before the out - literally
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:49:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I laughed so hard I just about shit myself the first time my wife dutch ovened me. That would have taught her.  |
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