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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:07:44 PM EDT
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Is he a gun boiler? |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:09:03 PM EDT
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Does he have a beard? On his neck? is he dribbling indiviual rounds of .22 from his large pack? These questions are important... He has a few weeks growth of normal facial hair. No neck beard. His weapon appears to be an intermediary caliber ar-15 not a rimfire look alike. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:10:20 PM EDT
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Is he a gun boiler? No dremel fluting. The gun still has its factory finish as best you can tell. But his holstered sidearm, well you can't really tell. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:11:04 PM EDT
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Hurm...seems like it could end in another ARFCockpocalypse, or some such...
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:13:46 PM EDT
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Alternate scenario: He looks like one of the guys in the picture below. In addition to the big game rifle, he is carrying a canvas satchel and has a leather cartridge belt. Do you make contact or attack?
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:14:18 PM EDT
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If the answer to any and all questions is '87' they are friend.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:14:22 PM EDT
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If we are talking a Day Z type scenario...
Scream FUCK YOU AROCK!!!! He would probably yell back something like "Bro, do you even lift?" We would both blade 45 degrees(this will show we are both friendly). "I'm going to have to cuff you until you can tell me your post count Bro, it's safer for both of us". He would comply. Then force feed him some disinfectant spray, steal his tactical bacon, tear off his boltface logo, then run back to mom's basement screaming "In on one, and no I don't lift...Bro". |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:15:21 PM EDT
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Alternate scenario: He looks like one of the guys in the picture below. In addition to the big game rifle, he is carrying a canvas satchel and has a leather cartridge belt. Do you make contact or attack? http://splittoursblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/the-macomber-affair.jpg?w=640&h=426 Hunting animals for sport is immoral. He will have difficulty suppressing me with his fudd rifle.Terminate with extreme prejudice. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:18:46 PM EDT
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Is there any way you can tell through the glasses if he's a 13'er?
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:19:14 PM EDT
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I would contact them, and the BFL gives them a plus in my initial size-up.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:19:17 PM EDT
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most arfcommers wouldn't know the team member patch I have anyway - I'm sure I'm getting shot
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:19:21 PM EDT
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Hunting animals for sport is immoral. He will have difficulty suppressing me with his fudd rifle.Terminate with extreme prejudice. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Alternate scenario: He looks like one of the guys in the picture below. In addition to the big game rifle, he is carrying a canvas satchel and has a leather cartridge belt. Do you make contact or attack? http://splittoursblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/the-macomber-affair.jpg?w=640&h=426 Hunting animals for sport is immoral. He will have difficulty suppressing me with his fudd rifle.Terminate with extreme prejudice. Okay how about a lone unarmed archaeologist? 
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:25:06 PM EDT
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Is there any way you can tell through the glasses if he's a 13'er? Oh definitely. The orange tip of his airsoft guns barrel and generally untrustworthy countenance for starters. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:27:01 PM EDT
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Okay how about a lone unarmed archaeologist?
http://pages.vassar.edu/realarchaeology/files/2013/11/maya-city2-jpg.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Alternate scenario: He looks like one of the guys in the picture below. In addition to the big game rifle, he is carrying a canvas satchel and has a leather cartridge belt. Do you make contact or attack? http://splittoursblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/the-macomber-affair.jpg?w=640&h=426 Hunting animals for sport is immoral. He will have difficulty suppressing me with his fudd rifle.Terminate with extreme prejudice. Okay how about a lone unarmed archaeologist?
http://pages.vassar.edu/realarchaeology/files/2013/11/maya-city2-jpg.jpg I'll let him pass as long as he doesn't call a Mk. VII gas mask bag a satchel. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:27:42 PM EDT
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most arfcommers wouldn't know the team member patch I have anyway - I'm sure I'm getting shot
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/195893_1002198612021_8093_n.jpg Deployment 'staches = shoot on sight. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:30:46 PM EDT
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Tricked out AR you say.......hrmmm I can always use a new AR for one of my many soccer mom harem women. I'm sure she won't mind the 30 caliber hole in the tac vest.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:32:31 PM EDT
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Alternate scenario: He looks like one of the guys in the picture below. In addition to the big game rifle, he is carrying a canvas satchel and has a leather cartridge belt. Do you make contact or attack? http://splittoursblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/the-macomber-affair.jpg?w=640&h=426 Those guys likely have good scotch and a line on some women in leopard skin togas. I make contact.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:32:47 PM EDT
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Guess I won't make my own then.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How about you people start putting screen names on your tac vest so I know who are the good guys? Because some of you, well.... I'm off to make up a bunch of velcro backed name tapes with the screen names of well liked and popular members. Guess I won't make my own then.... Something tells me, yours will be available. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:33:01 PM EDT
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Does he have a purdy mouf?
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:35:40 PM EDT
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Deployment 'staches = shoot on sight. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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most arfcommers wouldn't know the team member patch I have anyway - I'm sure I'm getting shot
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/195893_1002198612021_8093_n.jpg Deployment 'staches = shoot on sight. what if it morphs into an IRR beard? |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:38:37 PM EDT
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So in 6 months you have already developed a taste for human flesh? We are the real monsters. Tell me more about your destructive devices, brother. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Arm the claymores. Fire up the smoker. So in 6 months you have already developed a taste for human flesh? We are the real monsters. Tell me more about your destructive devices, brother. Meat on the hoof runs out quick. I have no DD's. I'll make them AFTER the fall. Knowledge is the most dangerous weapon. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:39:29 PM EDT
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Okay...Big game hunters will die and archaeologists will survive (provided there are no gas mask bags). How about hot and well armed nerdy girls?
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:40:04 PM EDT
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He probably got that BFL and gear off of the dead body of a malnourished Arfcommer who fell out on day 3 of SHTF because his Twinkie stash was gone.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:40:52 PM EDT
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Is there any way you can tell through the glasses if he's a 13'er? Is his fly open? |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:44:04 PM EDT
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Is his fly open? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is there any way you can tell through the glasses if he's a 13'er? Is his fly open? Take notes. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:46:20 PM EDT
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Someone yells out "FU Arock", what is the proper response?
"The goose is in the drawer" or maybe "you seem familiar..."? |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:48:01 PM EDT
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I send out a peace offering or chili, if he accepts it with beans he is spared. If he turns up his nose.........
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:50:52 PM EDT
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Okay how about a lone unarmed archaeologist?
http://pages.vassar.edu/realarchaeology/files/2013/11/maya-city2-jpg.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Alternate scenario: He looks like one of the guys in the picture below. In addition to the big game rifle, he is carrying a canvas satchel and has a leather cartridge belt. Do you make contact or attack? http://splittoursblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/the-macomber-affair.jpg?w=640&h=426 Hunting animals for sport is immoral. He will have difficulty suppressing me with his fudd rifle.Terminate with extreme prejudice. Okay how about a lone unarmed archaeologist?
http://pages.vassar.edu/realarchaeology/files/2013/11/maya-city2-jpg.jpg He shoulda armed hisself... |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:51:29 PM EDT
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It is 6 months into a nationwide SHTF scenario. From the safety of your rural hilltop fortress/basement lair/soccer mom harem you spot a lone, male, well armed individual walking along the brush line mirroring the road. He is carrying a tricked out tier 1 AR-15 at the alert and wearing a large Bob. Though your binos make out a subdued boltface logo patch on the plate carrier he was mocked for owning a few short months ago in GD. He looks to just be passing through. Do you make contact? I don't even have a boltface patch. Yes |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:51:41 PM EDT
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Ill wait for this guy
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:52:27 PM EDT
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You shoot that fucker on site. this. Always nice to have another ar |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:54:33 PM EDT
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Hunting animals for sport is immoral. He will have difficulty suppressing me with his fudd rifle.Terminate with extreme prejudice. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Alternate scenario: He looks like one of the guys in the picture below. In addition to the big game rifle, he is carrying a canvas satchel and has a leather cartridge belt. Do you make contact or attack? http://splittoursblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/the-macomber-affair.jpg?w=640&h=426 Hunting animals for sport is immoral. He will have difficulty suppressing me with his fudd rifle.Terminate with extreme prejudice. That makes me want to violate coc and unleash verbal havoc upon you. 
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:55:53 PM EDT
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Is it still "Friendship" for the challenge, and "is magic" for the reply? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would shout the secret life member bro codeword and see if I got the correct response. Is it still "Friendship" for the challenge, and "is magic" for the reply? Dammit. What happens in the life forum is supposed to stay in the lie forum
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:56:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:58:05 PM EDT
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I wouldn't know. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How about you people start putting screen names on your tac vest so I know who are the good guys? Because some of you, well.... I'm off to make up a bunch of velcro backed name tapes with the screen names of well liked and popular members. Am I well liked and popular? I wouldn't know. 
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Posted: 4/14/2014 3:59:20 PM EDT
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That makes me want to violate coc and unleash verbal havoc upon you.
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Alternate scenario: He looks like one of the guys in the picture below. In addition to the big game rifle, he is carrying a canvas satchel and has a leather cartridge belt. Do you make contact or attack? http://splittoursblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/the-macomber-affair.jpg?w=640&h=426 Hunting animals for sport is immoral. He will have difficulty suppressing me with his fudd rifle.Terminate with extreme prejudice. That makes me want to violate coc and unleash verbal havoc upon you.
I hate snakes too. They are immoral creatures as they will without eating what they bite. Death to snake avatars! |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 4:12:08 PM EDT
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Yes. It is stored under your model train set. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do I have enough imitation crab meat to share? Yes. It is stored under your model train set. Fuckin' sweet, we can be foamers together until we decide to kill each other! 
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Posted: 4/14/2014 4:15:02 PM EDT
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Ask him why hes out of moms basement
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Posted: 4/14/2014 4:31:33 PM EDT
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How about you people start putting screen names on your tac vest so I know who are the good guys? Because some of you, well.... I'm off to make up a bunch of velcro backed name tapes with the screen names of well liked and popular members. Am I well liked and popular? I wouldn't know. 
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:18:40 PM EDT
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It is 6 months into a nationwide SHTF scenario. From the safety of your rural hilltop fortress/basement lair/soccer mom harem you spot a lone, male, well armed individual walking along the brush line mirroring the road. He is carrying a tricked out tier 1 AR-15 at the alert and wearing a large Bob. Though your binos make out a subdued boltface logo patch on the plate carrier he was mocked for owning a few short months ago in GD. He looks to just be passing through. Do you make contact? I don't even have a boltface patch. Only if he knows the Safeword: FUAROCK |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:23:49 PM EDT
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I had a patch of my avatar made, just because of this thread.
To answer OPs question; Id yell out "Beans or no beans?". His answer will decide his fate. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:24:09 PM EDT
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Someone yells out "FU Arock", what is the proper response? "The goose is in the drawer" or maybe "you seem familiar..."? Yell back "Plus 1". Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:27:15 PM EDT
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Yell out challenge questio, boltface
Assuming I get the proper response I would help in what way I could assuming it wasn't putting me or mine in danger. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:32:35 PM EDT
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most arfcommers wouldn't know the team member patch I have anyway - I'm sure I'm getting shot
https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/195893_1002198612021_8093_n.jpg PO-LEECE THAT MOOSETACHE! |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:33:00 PM EDT
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Based on all the retarded shit I read here, I'd be more inclined to engage some fat dude with BFL morale bullshit than another random.
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:35:29 PM EDT
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It is 6 months into a nationwide SHTF scenario. From the safety of your rural hilltop fortress/basement lair/soccer mom harem you spot a lone, male, well armed individual walking along the brush line mirroring the road. He is carrying a tricked out tier 1 AR-15 at the alert and wearing a large Bob. Though your binos make out a subdued boltface logo patch on the plate carrier he was mocked for owning a few short months ago in GD. He looks to just be passing through. Do you make contact? I don't even have a boltface patch. I would yell out "Beans or on beans?" His answer would dictate my next action. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:39:17 PM EDT
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He may be a fake, wait and see how manyntimes he has to stop and catch his breath and if his fingers are cheeto stained
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:49:06 PM EDT
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I think an avatar patch would be better. More costly, but there are few screen names I remember. I know most members here by their avatars. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How about you people start putting screen names on your tac vest so I know who are the good guys? Because some of you, well.... I think an avatar patch would be better. More costly, but there are few screen names I remember. I know most members here by their avatars. Ahh crap, I think my jihad squirrel will get me shot on sight from non-arfcommers. 
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:49:36 PM EDT
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Okay...Big game hunters will die and archaeologists will survive (provided there are no gas mask bags). How about hot and well armed nerdy girls? http://flowtv.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mythbusters-kari-byron-7-625x450.png http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2077839_700b.jpg Not if she's ginger. She will steal your soul. |
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Posted: 4/14/2014 5:49:42 PM EDT
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No dremel fluting. The gun still has its factory finish as best you can tell. But his holstered sidearm, well you can't really tell. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is he a gun boiler? No dremel fluting. The gun still has its factory finish as best you can tell. But his holstered sidearm, well you can't really tell. 1911 or Glock? |
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