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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:15:04 PM EDT
So my best friend, an American who lives in Hong Kong calls me.
We've got to go to Thailand he says, it's for my 38th birthday celebration He says. OK, I'm in I say, where we going? Pattaya He says and the place I stay at is really nice. I'm a big spender he says I only stay in Deluxe rooms. OK how much is this room going to cost me? I ask He says 1000 Thai baht a night. WOW 1000 baht that's a lot, what is that in USD? I ask About $30 in USD he replies. I go 
Said room: 
Let the fun begin. 
ETA: disclaimer: Because Prostitution has been illegal in Thailand since 1960 I did not participate in any such illegal activities. |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:16:33 PM EDT
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Something tells me you will love Thailand.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:18:04 PM EDT
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Something tells me you will love Thailand. But you will hate the surprise penis... 
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:18:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:18:34 PM EDT
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Uh oh
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:20:04 PM EDT
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But you will hate the surprise penis... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Something tells me you will love Thailand. But you will hate the surprise penis... Meh I'll just bring some duct tape and tape that little fucker out of the way. 
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:21:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:22:12 PM EDT
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Haha Tailand is a good time. I was in Bangkok for a couple nights. Should be the same for Pattaya.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:29:18 PM EDT
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Watch out for the ladyboys. You don't want THAT kind of surprise on your vacation.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:30:29 PM EDT
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Have fun on Walking Street, but don't forget that there is also a Drinking Street. The Sanctuary of Truth is definitely worth checking out as is Million Year Stone Park.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:32:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But you will hate the surprise penis... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Something tells me you will love Thailand. But you will hate the surprise penis... |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:32:49 PM EDT
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Well, I guess we'll see the results of the trip in the BOTD?
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:34:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meh I'll just bring some duct tape and tape that little fucker out of the way. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Something tells me you will love Thailand. But you will hate the surprise penis... Meh I'll just bring some duct tape and tape that little fucker out of the way. Good deal! When it's cheap you can't complain and just work through it.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:36:18 PM EDT
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Tag for AAR
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:36:26 PM EDT
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I've seen some of his Brazilian conquests rentals, surprise penis doesn't bother him. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Something tells me you will love Thailand. But you will hate the surprise penis... FIFY. Not much of a "conquest" when all that's involved is, you know, paying for it. |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:37:07 PM EDT
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Meh I'll just bring some duct tape and tape that little fucker out of the way.
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Something tells me you will love Thailand. But you will hate the surprise penis... Meh I'll just bring some duct tape and tape that little fucker out of the way.
Um, yeah. No.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:37:38 PM EDT
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Watch out for the ladyboys. You don't want THAT kind of surprise on your vacation. No problem. I'm a pro. 
Lady boys are easy to spot. If they are tall and dress and act really sexy look out as the real girls are shyish. They say the prettiest girls in Thailand are the boys. When in doubt all you have to do is ask them (you katoey?) and they will tell you. Then again there's always the duct tape.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:38:18 PM EDT
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yeah--outside of bangkok, everything gets inexpensive in a hurry.
i miss tom yum.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:38:44 PM EDT
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Pics of whores?
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:47:42 PM EDT
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Here are some fun facts about Thailand. The population of Thailand is 63 million people. It's twice the size of Wyoming. It's chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year approximately 13,000 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:51:21 PM EDT
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Here are some fun facts about Thailand. The population of Thailand is 63 million people. It's twice the size of Wyoming. It's chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year approximately 13,000 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand Yep Alan 
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:51:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here are some fun facts about Thailand. The population of Thailand is 63 million people. It's twice the size of Wyoming. It's chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year approximately 13,000 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand I was thinking more of the part in the strip club "Is this some sort of magic show?"
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:52:19 PM EDT
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I am really looking forward to a BOTD thread!
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:52:37 PM EDT
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Make sure you don't "donate" a kidney.....
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:52:43 PM EDT
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I don't remember much of the 3 days we spent on our WestPac there.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:53:27 PM EDT
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I am really looking forward to a BOTD thread! I always deliver.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 12:58:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I always deliver. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I am really looking forward to a BOTD thread! I always deliver. Just remember that it is BABE of The Day, not BOY of The Day. Keep the traps to yourself.  |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:00:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meh I'll just bring some duct tape and tape that little fucker out of the way. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Something tells me you will love Thailand. But you will hate the surprise penis... Meh I'll just bring some duct tape and tape that little fucker out of the way. This man knows how to party. I think. At least he won't make a scene.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:05:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:13:21 PM EDT
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So my best friend, an American who lives in Hong Kong calls me. We've got to go to Thailand he says, it's for my 38th birthday celebration He says. OK, I'm in I say, where we going? Pattaya He says and the place I stay at is really nice. I'm a big spender he says I only stay in Deluxe rooms. OK how much is this room going to cost me? I ask He says 1000 Thai baht a night. WOW 1000 baht that's a lot, what is that in USD? I ask About $30 in USD he replies. I go
Said room: http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee420/RIO-lover/Hotelroom_zpsb2c2c5ca.jpg http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee420/RIO-lover/Pattayaroom2_zpsaa17fd16.jpg Let the fun begin. How many hookers will that bed hold? |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:13:56 PM EDT
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I got talked into seeing a sex show in Pattaya, I'll never get those images out of my mind.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:17:29 PM EDT
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Good another RIO thread.
OH RIO some of your friends from Key Largo and the Del Rey said to tell you they miss you. |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:24:49 PM EDT
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I've heard the golf courses are nice.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:28:49 PM EDT
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Hollah, city of squalah!
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:30:35 PM EDT
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My last mission before being transferred to the east coast was two weeks in Pattaya, flying two shuttles a day from Utapao to Vientiane, Phnom Penh, or Hanoi.
Party our ass off, get up early, fly two quick shuttles, and back at the hotel by 1400 to do it all again. Good times indeed
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:32:44 PM EDT
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Here are some fun facts about Thailand. The population of Thailand is 63 million people. It's twice the size of Wyoming. It's chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year approximately 13,000 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:43:22 PM EDT
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Good another RIO thread. OH RIO some of your friends from Key Largo and the Del Rey said to tell you they miss you. I miss them too. You need to IM me the next time you are heading down there, chances are I'm off work that week.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:46:01 PM EDT
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How many hookers will that bed hold? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So my best friend, an American who lives in Hong Kong calls me. We've got to go to Thailand he says, it's for my 38th birthday celebration He says. OK, I'm in I say, where we going? Pattaya He says and the place I stay at is really nice. I'm a big spender he says I only stay in Deluxe rooms. OK how much is this room going to cost me? I ask He says 1000 Thai baht a night. WOW 1000 baht that's a lot, what is that in USD? I ask About $30 in USD he replies. I go
Said room: http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee420/RIO-lover/Hotelroom_zpsb2c2c5ca.jpg http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee420/RIO-lover/Pattayaroom2_zpsaa17fd16.jpg Let the fun begin. How many hookers will that bed hold? Just like a Nicaraguan taxi / bus holds passengers...............One more
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Posted: 3/27/2014 1:49:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I got talked into seeing a sex show in Pattaya, I'll never get those images out of my mind. Details. Spill them. |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 2:21:08 PM EDT
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Bear in mind Thailand is a third world country, and you will be going unarmed.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 2:28:35 PM EDT
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Pattaya is nice, the Hard Rock is good hotel, but there are many others as well. One place to check out is Tequila Sunrise on Soy 7, a little mexican food joint owned by an ex-pat. Most things are cheap as hell, but beware of the vegetables....and the gatoys (lady boys).
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Posted: 3/27/2014 2:30:54 PM EDT
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Stay out of Boyz Town.
No seriously, there's a sign over the street. |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 2:35:34 PM EDT
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Bear in mind Thailand is a third world country, and you will be going unarmed. Perfectly safe in tourist areas. Technically, its a second world country. |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 2:38:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2014 2:40:46 PM EDT
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Watch out for Bot Flies and that fish that swims up yo pe pe
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Posted: 3/27/2014 2:48:51 PM EDT
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In for lady boy and missing kidney aftermath.
In reality, Id love to visit. Food always looks delicious. |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 3:02:44 PM EDT
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Tag for telling you the duo's n Don't later. Will warn you now......Thailand will RUIN you. Never be the same.....not that it's a bad thing. Netflix a movie called May Thai Giant. It's hilarious and is iconic of Thailand. .....will stop back later.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 3:29:31 PM EDT
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Go to Jomtien. Have dinner at Cabbages and Condoms. It is at the Birds and Bees Resort. No joke. Food is excellent.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 4:07:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Perfectly safe in tourist areas. Technically, its a second world country. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Bear in mind Thailand is a third world country, and you will be going unarmed. Perfectly safe in tourist areas. Technically, its a second world country. thailand is a USSR-aligned socialist state? first i've heard of it, and i spent a month there on research.
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Posted: 3/27/2014 4:12:48 PM EDT
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But you will hate the surprise penis... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Something tells me you will love Thailand. But you will hate the surprise penis... Meh.. Same same. |
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Posted: 3/27/2014 4:13:24 PM EDT
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last time i was there, i was on a bus sitting across from a beautiful, tall long haired woman. I was thinking to my self, please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner. and then she did.
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